Rebirth 1/2 Wastewood

How to do how to do?What on earth should I do?Jin Yi wandered around the room like a bewildered beast. Before he became dizzy, he suddenly found a hemispherical object on the desk flashing blue light. It was the size of a fist. He walked over and touched it. .

A blue light flashed, and a three-dimensional small robot with a round head and a round brain suddenly appeared above the hemisphere, grinning at Jin Yi: "Good morning, my master! I am your personal brain, Billy Billy, what's the matter?" Is there anything I can do for you?"

Whew, personal brain?It's so awesome, it's exactly the same as in a science fiction movie!Jin Yi poked Billy Billy with great interest, his fingers passed through the three-dimensional image, and there was no sense of touch, but Billy Billy grinned and wriggled as if he had been tickled: "Master, you are good or bad, Stop messing around."

Jin Yi 囧囧 was in awe, thought for a while and said: "Well, please tell me about the current situation of the earth."

"Earth?" Billy Billy's eyes widened and he said, "That's really an ancient planet." Stretching out his hand, a small projection of the earth appeared on the palm of his hand, "500 years ago, that is, in 2112 AD, A global biochemical frenzy broke out on the earth. 99.99% of human beings died in this disaster. Only 60 selected human elites survived. They escaped from the galaxy on six "Noah's Ark" lifeboats and passed through wormholes. Traveled to the Y galaxy and settled on the planet Dunkel, which is our current home.”

What Dun what Ke what Er ah ah ah ah!It turns out I was reborn as an alien!Jin Yi: =mouth=

Billy Billy put away the earth projection, regretting: "There is only so much public information about the earth, other information is sealed in the military system, my master."

Jin Yi slowly raised his dropped jaw, and stammered, "Then tell me about the situation on Planet Dunkel."

Billy Billy nodded, stretched out his hand, and a blue-green sphere appeared on his palm, saying: "The planet Dunkel is very similar to the environment of the earth. 80% of the world's area is covered by oceans. Because of this, 500 years ago, humans I chose it as my second hometown. Dunkel has only one continent in the world, which is divided into three administrative districts, where civilians, nobles and military and political officials live respectively. Master, the city of York where you live is in the noble district. The apartment is located on Lion Street, a prime location in York."

noble?Prime location?As soon as I heard that Jin Yi's rocker has straightened up quite a bit, he was a solid three-generation grassroots in Tianchao, a senior diǎo fan, and now he is suddenly superior, and he actually has a sense of superiority like a nouveau riche.

"In addition to humans, there is also a group of high-intelligence aquariums living in Dunkel's oceans, called Sea Phantoms. They usually live in peace with humans, but sometimes they will attack some rich coastal areas. Fortunately, the Federation Navy The army is strong, and it can be completely suppressed every time.” Billy Billy has transformed into two aquatic animals, one is like a seahorse, and the other is like a squid. Jin Yi wondered, “Isn’t there only a sea charm? What is a squid?"

"It's a female sea charm." Billy Billy pointed to the seahorse, "That's a male."

How do they mate with such a big difference in appearance?Jin Yi touched his chin, and suddenly felt that he was thinking a little too much ==

"Then let's talk about me." Jin Yi changed the subject, "Who am I?"

"Your name is Jin Yi. You are 16 years old. You have just graduated from Lulan Middle School and have been admitted to Aston University, the first university in the Federation. You are studying biomechanics. My master, you are a genius!" Billy Billy said without losing the opportunity After flattering him, he transformed into a handsome middle-aged man whose face was five points similar to Jin Yi's current body, "This is your father, Mr. Jin Wuzhen. He is a super hacker and was once employed by the Federation. Military Information Bureau, it is a pity that he passed away due to illness a week ago at the age of 43, please send condolences to Master."

Uh——such a handsome father actually died, Jin Yi was a little regretful, and after thinking about it, he felt that it was fortunate that the old man died, otherwise he would have to wear it as soon as he walked in.After thinking about it, he asked Billy Billy, "What about my mother?"

"You don't have a mother, my master, you are born of your father - some human males have evolved the reproductive function in the past hundred years - because he is a second-level federal secret agent, who is unmarried and refuses to submit to the military. revealed the identity of the other party, was fired by the Federal Information Service at the age of 26, and has been single ever since.”

Pregnant before marriage, pregnant first before marriage, pregnant first before marriage... The four big characters Tianlei Gungun echoed repeatedly in Jin Yi's mind. At this moment, there is only one symbol that can express his mood: =口=!As a harmonious otaku of the Celestial Dynasty, flying out of the Milky Way across 600 years is shocking enough, but he even skipped the great step of legalizing same-sex marriage and directly entered the world of boys and girls.

As an upright straight man who couldn't be more upright, Jin Yi's inner shock can no longer be described in words, and he can only write a big "囧" on his face with his expression.

I hope that the father's ability to give birth to children will not be passed on to me, right? Jin Yi silently crossed himself on his chest, even though he doesn't believe in religion.

"Then who is my father's object? Who is my other father?" After Jin Yi asked, he felt that his thinking might be too narrow. It is not necessarily a man who can make a man pregnant, but also a woman (hey Don’t be too serious about your godly expansion), so I added another sentence, “Or another mother?”

"Sorry, there is no record of this in the shared information. You may need to enter your personal private space." Billy Billy gestured with both hands, and pulled out a holographic dialog box with a system prompt: "Enter the private encrypted folder , need to answer the following safety question: [Hazelnut chocolate or almond chocolate, which one is more harmful to teeth?]”

Jin Yi was taken aback. Aren't sci-fi movies full of eyeball scanning and DNA testing?Why do some people still use such an ancient way of security questions and answers when the future technology is so advanced?After hesitating for a moment, he wrote "Hazelnut" casually.

System [Error! 】

Write "almond" again.

System [Error!Warning, the system will explode after three mistakes! 】

no?What kind of broken security question and answer is this!I have to answer such a stupid question after accessing my own hard drive, why why!

Jin Yi asked Billy Billy if he could use other methods such as password retrieval and identity verification to modify the password of the folder, but Billy Billy kept shaking his head: "I'm sorry, my master, when you set it up, you had to pass a security question and answer to enter the personal folder. Private space, otherwise the system will blow up the hard drive."

It was too ruthless, Jin Yi was completely at a loss, and didn't want to blow up Billy Billy, so he sat listlessly on the chair.

"Are you hungry, master? It's already 08:30 in the morning, and your blood pressure is on the low side. It's best not to fast for too long." Billy Billy said thoughtfully, "According to the database, your kitchen still has three days of reserve ingredients , do you need me to send you an order to prepare breakfast?"

The future world is full of high technology. You don’t even need to cook, you just need to send an order to the brain-dead robot. Jin Yi thinks it’s very convenient, and said: “Okay.” Billy Billy obeyed and pulled out a series of menus: “Then Please order."

Japanese food, French food, Italian food? The menu of future people is very rich, Jin Yi looked at his stomach and let out a "grumble", ordered "Chinese Sichuan Cuisine", and chose "Fish Flavored Pork Shredded" , and "Mushu Pork", ordered another "rice", and said: "That's all."

"Your appetite is really good today, my master." Billy Billy sighed, and sent instructions to the kitchen. Jin Yi was also idle, and ran into the kitchen briskly, intending to see what future people would be like. How to cook.

My own kitchen is really strange, there is no gas stove, no electric cooker, only a cuboid machine in the shape of a microwave oven on the clean as new operating table, with a thick tube connected to the refrigerator at one end, and the indicator light on the machine is on right now. The red light is flashing, and there is a line of information on the operation panel: "Cooking fish-flavored shredded pork??"

It's so advanced, Jin Yi's starry eyes are drooling, and he no longer has to be smoked. Since his grandmother was sick in his previous life, he was the one who cooked. Cooking soup and cooking for the old man every day is very hard. He even spends less time chatting with girls on QQ. Nope, if only there was such a machine back then.

Thinking of his grandma made him feel uncomfortable again, but rebirth, time travel, and so on are all things that can't be helped. Now that he has traveled to 600 years later, he can only silently pray that the old man can turn the danger out of danger safely.

A soft "ding" brought Jin Yi's thoughts back to reality, the indicator light on the cooking machine turned blue, and the message on the panel prompted "The rice is cooked, breakfast is finished, I wish you a good appetite!"

It's really fast, within 5 minutes, Jin Yi clicked his tongue again and again, and opened the door of the cooking machine, his whole body was petrified.

This, this, this is a god horse!There are three boxes of paste quietly placed in the cooking machine, saying it is paste is a bit exaggerated, to be precise, it is a puddle of yellow-brown slime, if it is not all steaming hot, Jin Yi really thought who was there just now The inside is loose, what the hell is this also called fish-flavored pork shreds and Mushu pork?After eating fish-flavored pork shreds and Mushu meat, what the young master pulls out is nothing more than this kind of beating, right?

It was really a basin of cold water pouring from head to toe, the dream was completely disillusioned, Sparta for a long time, Jin Yi still bitterly took out the three boxes of paste, stuck his neck and dug two spoonfuls and stuffed it into his mouth, yes, eat It's better than looking at it, anyway, you can really taste the taste of fish-flavored shredded pork and wood shu meat, but the taste is not good enough.He insisted on eating more than half of it, and dumped the rest. When he stuffed the box into the dishwasher, he couldn't help thinking, when they selected more than 60 human elites, they built 6 arks and flew into space. Didn't you think of stuffing a few passable cooks in?