Rebirth 1/2 Wastewood

At five o'clock in the morning, Gu Chen woke up from a hangover and found himself lying on the sofa, covered with Jin Yi's blanket. His eyes were sore.

So sad, what happened?Gu Chen sat up with the back of his hands covering his eyes, feeling sore all over, especially his waist, as if he had been carrying an elephant on his back for a whole night. Looking down, he was still wearing the same clothes from yesterday, crumpled and sniffling. , actually smelled a suspicious fishy smell.

Something terrible must have happened... An ominous premonition welled up in his heart, Gu Chen stood up holding the coffee table, shook his head, and tried to recall what he did last night, but unfortunately the memory only stayed at the moment when he came out of the restaurant, I don't remember anything after that.

Ask Jin Yi later, he walked to the toilet on his back, lifted the toilet lid, unbuttoned his trousers to release the water, the first drop came out, and a sharp pain came from below, as if he had been electrocuted "Aw—" cried out.

Ahhhh what happened, it hurts so much... Gu Chen bowed his waist and breathed in desperately, endured it for a long time before finishing what he needed to do intermittently, and returned to the bedroom with the help of the wall.

It seemed to be swollen, and the urethra was hot and painful. Gu Chen thought about whether eating chili spring rolls might cause pain in the balls, took off his pants and observed carefully, and found that his place looked excessively lustful, as if he had raped someone. Like a thousand times, the pain from overuse is inside and out.

No, even if you have a wet dream or something, it wouldn't be like this, would it?Did I do something nasty to someone when I was drunk last night?The Zi Lian Emperor took off his clothes and went into the bathroom to take a shower, rubbing his waist and thinking about who he fucked last night. After much deliberation, there was only one most likely victim - Jin Yi.

It's over, how do I face him later, I feel so hurt, he can't be broken... Gu Chen fell into deep remorse and self-blame, although he has always been a little narcissistic, and loved looking in the mirror when he was a child , but never thought that one day he would really be able to fuck himself, not to mention that Jin Yi couldn't stand it, he himself felt that he couldn't get around it psychologically, it was too heavy...

Zi Liandi is still struggling, and everyone in an evil chat group is exchanging enthusiastically:

[Red Mang: Youth is capital, and I can still stand up after doing so many times] [Dinghaishenzhen: What's so great, uncle was even better than him when he was 19 years old, will I tell you about Qijilang one night? Humph! 】【Red Python: You were fucked seven times, right? 】

[Dinghaishenzhen: Cheaper than anyone else, right?Damn little snake, don’t pretend to have amnesia, okay, last time I spent a whole night in the Mara Grand Canyon like this, it made people loose, but I don’t blame you, but your brother is also very happy, ouch, it’s good to have a comforter No matter how long the task is, you don't need to rely on it... so sister-in-law is still there, right? 】【Red Python: ... looking at you with blood on her face, she is still there】

[Dinghaishenzhen: Little snake, little snake, wake up, little snake, are you swollen?Oh, hehehe, sister-in-law, don't be too cruel] [Null: Oh~no!What did I miss?I actually fell asleep!When I lay down, I clicked the "Stop" button on my forehead!God!Brother Bangzi, Brother Python!Tell me you're filming, tell me now! 】【Red Python: I didn't record it. There are children in the family who will affect their sexuality if they see it!You bastard! 】【Dinghaishenzhen: You can fall asleep watching porn, you are worthy of being a dead house, the next time you are taken away by a girl, you probably won’t be able to wake up, right?You are simply a tragedy for male evolution! 】【Null: TT is sleepy, I would have taken some medicine if I knew it, I'll go see if the things in the cache can be repaired...】Gu Chen endured back pain and finally took a shower and was wiping his hair when the door was suddenly locked When it rang, Jin Yi's voice came from outside: "Are you awake? Are you having breakfast?"

Have a meal?How could he be so calm?You still asked me to eat?Gu Chen felt that things were getting weirder and weirder. Although he was a little afraid to see him, he opened the door bravely and saw Jin Yi standing outside the door with a serious face. Except for the dark circles under his eyes, there was no abnormality from head to toe.

"Are you—are you okay?" Gu Chen asked hesitantly.

"I, I, I, what can I do? Hehe, so, let's eat." Although he had done two hours of psychological training, facing the victim Jin Yi, he still felt a little guilty, and said with a stiff face and fake smile, "I, I, I Made your favorite egg-filled pancakes, have you brushed your teeth yet?"

What is the situation?Gu Chen felt that things were extremely weird. If it wasn't Jin Yi who did what he did last night, who was it?

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu by who you're going to run over, Xingxing staring at your stepfather, asking him when the old man will be able to serve dinner, Guchen watching the Tibetan mastiff shivering - no, you're overthinking it.

It must be the wrong way for me to open it... Gu Chen slammed the door shut: "You eat first, I'll come out after changing clothes."

[Dinghaishenzhen: Red Mang, Red Mang, are you okay? Then sister-in-law, Hong Mang and I are innocent. I am actually an ascetic, and I haven’t even fired a pistol in 38 years] [Red Mang: I was killed by you, go down Make up a reliable lie for the next time, Sanba! 】

[Null: Chick chirp... There are only clips in the cache, it's so hard to fix, will they do it again tonight?Should I continue to squat? 】【Dinghaishenzhen: Little N, don't you think it is very dangerous to block Ghost's firewall for more than ten hours?Do you think he is paper? 】【Null: Ahhhh!yes!He'll find me when he's sober, my God!Brother python save me!Please clear the traces!Seek political asylum! 】【Red Python: Alright, it’s already dawn, everyone go to sleep, the old rules, you withdraw, I’ll cover】【Null: Brother Python, I’d like to feed you earwax+_+】

[Dinghaishenzhen: Master Python is a real man!Brother is also willing to die for you]

Everyone scattered like birds and beasts, Red Python disbanded the conversation group, and just about to turn off the camera, suddenly saw Meng Zhengtai sneaking out of the bedroom with the delivery box in his arms, stepped on a stool and stuffed the crime tools into the top corner of the cabinet, and then sneaked away again go back.

Is this to destroy the evidence?

How about together?

After hesitating for a moment, Red Mang entered Gu Chen's account again, erased all the transaction records from yesterday, remitted a sum of money from his own account to his account, and posted a "seller is out of stock, transaction Failed" fake page, then exited Billy Billy, cleared the traces of intrusion, and shut down the machine with satisfaction.

Don't thank Uncle, Uncle is just a legend...

"Last night...did I, did I do anything special?" Gu Chen changed his clothes and sat down at the dining table, took a bite of the egg-filled biscuit, and finally felt something was wrong, even if he was drunk, even if he was suffocated He was very hungry for half a year, and it was impossible for him to be so cruel and spoil himself. Could it be that he still had a tendency to self-mutilate in his subconscious?

"Ah? No, you fell asleep on the sofa when you got home. I wanted to put you in the bedroom, but I didn't move you, so I covered you with a blanket." I will tell you that you were shot by me last night Five times?

Jin Yi lowered his head and grinned, his face was almost poked into the porridge bowl. Last night, he didn't want to play Gu Chen badly. Who knew that the lubricant in the suit has an aphrodisiac effect. After being brought into the urethra by the massage stick He couldn't get rid of it all the time, and he shot four times before wilting. In addition to the pistol he helped him shoot for the first time, he shot five times in one night.

Speaking of which, his body is really good. After five times, he can shoot over the shoulder every time. He has such a strong bursting ability. Please don't let him know what I did last night, or he will definitely be fucked It's rotten to the intestines.

Why should Mao worry about this?I don't say who will know, Mie hahaha...

He was hovering on the edge of pleasure and fear, when his head hurt, Gu Chen had already picked him up by the hair on the back of his head: "Be careful, the tip of your nose is almost poking porridge, it's hot."

He treats me so well, I still treat him like this, I'm really not a human being... Jin Yi's conscience returned to him after the ghosts and beasts were overwhelmed, even though he cooked a good meal for him early in the morning, he still couldn't heal his heart Ashamed, he took a chopstick of cold day lily and put it on his plate: "Eat more, you have lost weight in the past six months."

"Is there?" Gu Chen rubbed his face. In fact, because he was too busy to exercise in the past six months, he felt a little fat. However, he was very touched by being so cared about. He also picked up a chopstick and fried bean sprouts for him, smiling. He said, "Eat more, you are still growing." So did I really not touch him last night?Why do I always have the feeling of wanting to pounce on him?As if knowing that it is very comfortable to pounce on him, what is the situation?

Under Jin Yi's whitewashing of peace, the two fell in love with each other and had breakfast. After the meal, the guilty ghost took the initiative to undertake all the housework, and drove Gu Chen to the rocking chair on the balcony to give Hua Niu a smooth ride on the grounds of cultivating their relationship.

The spring sun is very comfortable on the body. After eating and resting for a while, there seems to be no pain there. Gu Chen lay on the rocking chair and smoothed the Tibetan mastiff. After smoothing for a while, he felt very sleepy. She squinted her eyes and fell asleep for a while, and then fell asleep. She vaguely dreamed that she was back in the living room, hugged Jin Yi and lay down on the sofa, kissed him while masturbating him, and took his hand and forced him to give him a handjob. Handjob yourself.

ah!Gu Chen woke up suddenly, opened his eyes and saw that he was still on the rocking chair, wiped off his cold sweat, and patted his chest to comfort himself: Fortunately, it was just a dream...

But why is the sense of reality so strong, as if he had really done it?Gu Chen looked back at Billy Billy in the living room, wondering whether he should set up a smart camera program in the future, and let his smart brain monitor him once he was drunk, so as not to wake up and not know anything, and miss important things.

Speaking of which, the firewall at home hasn't been upgraded for more than half a year, so let's find some time in the afternoon.

Jin Yi cleaned up the kitchen, stood in front of Gu Chen solemnly, and said, "There is something I want to admit to you."

"Oh? What's the matter?" Gu Chen rarely saw such a serious expression on his face, so he couldn't help becoming serious.

"I didn't do very well in the final exam this time. Well, the school should have sent you a parent letter, right?" Although the admonition set has been well hidden by him, Jin Yi is not sure whether Mr. Guardian will buy another one. After a painful experience, I decided to take the initiative to admit my mistakes and strive for leniency, "Well, what, it's not that I didn't study hard, it's because my foundation was too poor before, you know, a genius like you is not comparable to everyone, I used to be a third-rate student in a third-rate school, and I could only get admitted to a technical school by myself, and a first-rate university like Aston is too stressful to handle it.”

Gu Chen didn't know how to reprimand him with a silent flattery. It seemed that all the tricks taught by Hong Mang were useless, and it took a long time before he said, "Hey, maybe it's a little bit for you. It's difficult, but... don't be discouraged, the first school year is not over yet, everything is in time."

Jin Yi put on a decadent and self-reproachful expression, and said, "I'm sorry, I shamed you. You used to be the first in the school, but you must be very angry when you fall to the ninth in the class, right? I failed to inherit your position." Yibo, I'm really ashamed, otherwise you can scold me, beat me, I, I won't blame you." Then she bit her lip and turned her head sadly.

This tactic was to retreat as an advance, and Gu Chen completely surrendered his gun. Looking at Jin Yi's guilty and inferior appearance, and his slightly red and swollen lower lip, his heart was about to melt, and he was so tense that he couldn't hold him in his arms. Reassuring, coughed dryly and said: "Don't think so, well, you also have merits, the teacher even praised you for being united with classmates and respecting teachers and so on. Anyway, I thought about it, and it happens that I have half a month's vacation to help you make up lessons Well, although grades don't mean everything, the next internship will be allocated according to grades. I don't want you to be sent to a remote area to herd sheep. Didn't we agree that I will be the star and you will be the husband of the star? Let's work together. .”

After talking, Gu Chen suddenly remembered that he had bought a parent-child admonition set, and now it seems that he can't use it anymore. I don't know if it was delivered yesterday, and can I return it if it is not delivered?It's okay to refund half of it, it's not easy for Jin Yi to save money...

"Yeah." Jin Yi is not interested in Xingjiang or anything, but he let out a long sigh of relief knowing that he had escaped, and compared himself with "Yeah" proudly in his heart-the young master is really getting better and better. He has the style of an actor.

"I just can't take you on vacation. Last time I promised you to go to the island to play." Gu Chen was a little regretful. After half a year of work, he had to give the child extra lessons. In the past, his father would take him out to play after finishing a big project.

"It's okay, study first." Jin Yi was already very satisfied.

I didn't expect him to have such a strong desire for knowledge. The so-called stupid bird flies first. In time, he should be able to catch up to one-tenth of mine, right?Gu Chen nodded with satisfaction, and yawned: "Then... let's start making up lessons in the afternoon. I may have drunk too much last night and feel a little uncomfortable. I need to sleep for a while." Standing up, he walked to the bedroom, rubbing his hands while walking. waist.

Jin Yi watched him go away, quietly wiped off his sweat, and decided to cook him X whip soup or something tonic at noon, N times a night, even a tough man couldn't stand it...