Rebirth 1/2 Wastewood

They have lived together for almost a year, and there seems to be no big difference between married and unmarried, except that they moved from two bedrooms to one bedroom and added double homework every night.

That's right, every night.

Jin Yi didn't expect that he was so adaptable, from the pain every time at the beginning to no pain every time later, it only took a week.

At one time, he felt that he might have some extraordinary talent in this area. Although he was the one below every time, he could also be hailed as a different kind of stallion, and he was quite proud of it.But Gu Chen scoffed at this. According to him, this kind of thing is like making soy sauce.

Yan Yiling looks like an unreliable little lolita, but in the end she still inherited the persistence and strength of the Yan family. Ever since she invited Jin Yi to be her prom partner on the day of her wedding, she has been sending emails and chatting seriously every day. He checks out details like practice times, performance costumes, and more.

Jin Yi was a player with well-developed limbs and a simple mind since he was a child. In his previous life, he was thick and dark. The only thing he did in his two lives was related to such a beautiful word "dance". He participated in a district government in the third grade At the Spring Festival Folklore Conference organized, at the beginning, he played the Taiping drum with all his strength. Later, a member of the waist drum team twisted his foot and was transferred to play the Ansai waist drum with a female tigress player. This incident left a lasting impression on his life. Under a certain shadow, so in his mind dance = tigress.

However, a black-bellied loli like Yan Yiling is much more terrifying than a tigress. After chasing and beating her for a week, Jin Yi finally raised his hands in surrender and agreed to accompany her to the graduation prom.Yan Yiling is a school belle at school, and was determined to be the opening dance contestant that night. Jin Yi felt a lot of pressure, and the two discussed how to make a stunning appearance on the virtual network that night.

"Waltz?"

"will not."

"Tango?"

"will not."

"precisely?"

"Melon seeds?"

Yan Yiling was completely defeated, and finally asked helplessly: "Brother, what will you do? I will follow you?"

Jin Yi picked his nose for a long time, and said: "Actually, we are Chinese—you are half of Chinese blood, right—6000 years of brilliant culture, why should we play with foreign devils? Why don't we have some traditional folk dances. "

Yan Yiling's eyes lit up, and he pulled a search engine to search, and said: "Dancing in neon clothes? Flower rain on the Silk Road? Drunken concubine? Wandering in the garden...Which one do you want, brother?"

Jin Yi continued to pick his nose: "None."

Yan Yiling frantically said, "I know neither east nor west, brother, are you kidding me? Then what exactly is the traditional folk dance you're talking about?"

Jin Yi thought up the scene of the mixed-race loli twisting big yangko, dancing Xintianyou and beating Ansai's waist drum. Suddenly, his blood boiled, and he almost poked his nostrils when he got excited. He rubbed his fingers and said, "Xiao Lingzi, can you trust me, brother?" ? Let me teach you a traditional dance of our Northwest. It's very lively, and it's especially suitable for the opening dance of the evening. I guarantee that you will overwhelm the audience, and the two of you will make a big commotion with 20 people."

Yan Yiling doubted, "Really?"

Jin Yi patted her on the shoulder and said seriously: "Really!"

Yan Yiling screamed: "Brother, you just finished digging your nose, don't touch me!"

Jin Yi rubbed his fingers and said, "Isn't this virtual nose picking? There is no virtual booger."

"..." Yan Yiling was so disgusted by him, he went offline, and said before walking, "I'm going to sleep for beauty, little brother, you can make a plan."

A man who is trusted by a woman is different. Jin Yi's eyes glowed like he had smoked a big cigarette that night. He refused Gu Chen's strong invitation to double repair, and locked himself in the laboratory to plan his sister's graduation prom. I created two virtual villains, and arranged movements for the villains according to my childhood memory of practicing waist drum and Yangko. I wanted to put white sheep belly towels and red bellybands on the villains, but after thinking about it, I was afraid that I would scare Yan Yiling. , I still got a tuxedo and an evening dress, and when it was about to dawn, I released the villain to practice, and felt that the big Yangko looked much more elegant in this way.

The dance started two days later, Jin Yi sent it to Yan Yiling as soon as it was done, and seriously asked her to practice hard, and she must practice the same movements as the villain, so she will be amazed and famous on the day of the party the whole school.

The sky was bright, Jin Yi yawned contentedly, opened the door of the laboratory and looked around vigilantly, for fear that Gu Chen would ambush at the door early in the morning and explode his chrysanthemums, but unexpectedly there was no sound in the bedroom, he stretched out his ears to listen for a long time, and suddenly heard Go to the living room and let out a crisp cry: "Wow!"

fancy girlNo, the Tibetan mastiff doesn't bark easily, and the bark is much thicker than this.Jin Yi tiptoed to the door of the bedroom, stretched out his head to look, and immediately pink hearts popped out of his head.

In the living room, Hua Niu was lying gracefully on the sofa, like the Queen Mother, no, like the Queen Mother, Gu Chen gave up her seat for the first time, and leaned against the window lovingly looking at a little yellow fur ball in her hand .

"Puppy? The flower girl is back?" Jin Yi completely forgot to hide, and ran over excitedly. He stumbled and almost fell off the ground. A small dark brown fur ball whimpered and rushed forward to bite him. His toes were obviously stepped on just now.

"Are you finally willing to come out?" Gu Chen narrowed his eyes and looked at him bitterly, and continued to fondle the yellow fur ball with his hands, "Chen Xiangdong brought the Hua girl mother and child here early in the morning. Son, it has been ten days since he was born."

"Ah, I'm finally a father!" Jin Yi's excited eyes were full of tears, and he picked up the dark brown furball and wanted to kiss him. It peels off quickly after chewing.

Gu Chen said blackly: "Please, you are a primate, don't pull yourself on the same level as canines, okay? If you want to have a son, why don't you stop the medicine, my husband will feed you well tonight, You'll be a real dad in nine months."

"It's called childlike fun, it's called romance, what do you know!" Jin Yibai glanced at him, rubbed the brown fur ball, looked at it for a long time and said, "Isn't this a purebred Tibetan Mastiff? Why doesn't it follow Chen at all?" Xiang Dong's one?"

Gu Chen raised his eyebrows and said, "My dog ​​and I have strong genetic information, you will know in the future."

Just be narcissistic!Jin Yi felt that sooner or later he would become squinted when he was with him all the time - he always wanted to roll his eyes at him, and it would be impossible to be angry if he didn't roll his eyes!

With the addition of people in the family, Hua Niu's nest was not big enough in the past. Since the birth of her son, Her Majesty the Queen has been a little spoiled and proud, and she doesn't like to lie on the floor mat. She always occupies the sofa and cannot get off. The stepfather's throne, Gu Chen gave it up at first, but after a long time, he became irritable, one person and one dog started to pinch each other, one drove the other away, and the other threw the other down. The tossing house was full of smog. In order to quell the family disputes, Jin Yi, I had no choice but to tidy up my small bedroom, and bought kennels, dog basins, milk bottles and other arrangements, and let the three of them, mother and child, live there.

In this way, Hua Niu reluctantly took the two princes to live in.

Jin Yi heaved a sigh of relief, and boiled water to make milk powder for the puppy. Gu Chen gritted his teeth bitterly while holding the door: "These white-eyed wolves, I'll make you into hot pot to eat when they get fat in winter, hum!"

Jin Yi picked up the spatula and patted him: "Go, go! Don't scare my grandson like that!"

"I told you not to stand on the same horizon with general animals! The IQ of the whole family has been lowered by you!"

In the afternoon, the couple quarreled for several hours before they finally decided on the names of the two puppies. The yellow one was called Xiaohuang, and the brown one was called Xiaohei (are you sure you both discussed this in a few hours?), Tibetan Mastiff is worthy of A dog breed with a high IQ, Jin Yi knew his name after being fed two bottles of milk. When he heard someone named Xiao Huang Xiao Hei, he rushed over to ask for milk. Jin Yi didn’t have many dogs in the first place. Experience, the little things are fed as soon as they are needed, and the two grandchildren are both vomited and sprayed on Gu Chen's legs.

"Do you have any brains?" Gu Chen frowned, pointing to his left leg that had just removed the gel and still fixed the auxiliary device, and said angrily, "Do you have spatial imagination? Ah? The milk you fed Add up to more than 2/3 of the volume of the puppy, it's no wonder it doesn't vomit!"

While wiping his legs with a towel, Jin Yi muttered: "It's not like Pixiu can't get in and out, people shit and pee, and they have to run around to consume energy, isn't that how the volume is calculated? Thanks to you It’s still a genius, the conservation of mass and the conservation of energy, the simplest laws don’t even work, huh!”

Gu Chen was completely pissed off, and started modeling with his brain in his arms. After Jin Yi finished wiping his legs, an extremely complicated thermodynamics application problem appeared in front of him: "Go, calculate this problem for me." .”

Jin Yi looked at the model once, and his head was as big as a bucket, and he threw the towel: "I can't!"

"Let me tell you, there are [-] steps in this question, and the full score is [-] points. If you make a wrong step, I will deduct one point. If you miss a step, I will test you a few times until you can count them all!" Gu Chen said. Zhi Nao stuffed it into his arms, "I'll give you two hours, wash up and go to bed in two hours and wait for me!"

"Why should I do the questions you gave me!" Jin Yi was also furious.

"Just because I am your guardian!"

"Then why should I be fucked by you if I did something wrong!"

"Just because I'm your husband!"

Jin Yi (#￣dish￣)╯╧╧

That night, I had an appointment with Yan Yiling to get in touch, but Jin Yi missed the appointment, and only went online at noon the next day, and said weakly: "Little Lingzi, what's the matter, I was delayed by something last night, what did you practice?" How is it?"

Yan Yiling held a small fork and laughed sinisterly: "X's life is very harmonious, brother."

Jin Yi squatted on the ground and continued to pick his nose: "Do you want me to touch you again, sister?"

Yan Yiling immediately ran away: "No!"

Time was running out, the next night was the dance party, and Jin Yi didn't have time to argue with her anymore, so he played the folk music he had synthesized and said, "Stop talking nonsense, let's start."

A passionate and high-pitched female voice sounded in the space: "You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky, let me keep you with my heart, and sing the most dazzling national style leisurely..."

Yan Yiling, who is used to listening to Western classical music and light rock, had a tingling scalp and a dull pain in a phantom limb: "Brother, what did you synthesize? Good... so special."

"It's been said that it's a folk performance, of course it's folk music." Jin Yi waved his hand, "Come and practice with my brother, time is running out and let me see how you practiced yesterday. I paid a lot of money to get it, and it has been out of print for 600 years on the planet Dunkel, huh!"

Yan Yiling put his trust and doubts together, and started to cooperate with Jin Yi to twist the big Yangko, and after twisting an eight beat, he asked doubtfully: "Brother, why do I have the feeling that... the style is not very high? Is this dance really in line with my lady status?" ?”

You are a wolf with a big tail and a woolen lady, let me use the most dazzling ethnic style to awaken the soul of hanging silk in your soul!Jin Yi said solemnly: "Folk custom is an alternative style. Pretending to be aggressive is not suitable for a handsome girl like you. Listen to me, brother, I will ensure that you will become a hit!"

The two of them practiced all afternoon, and their cooperation gradually became tacit. Later, they even added facial expressions. Although they were all wearing formal Western dresses in the virtual space, they already had a bit of noble northern Shaanxi style.

Early the next morning, Jin Yi took back the dance costumes he had made in an online workshop—white belly towels, red bellybands, calico bloomers, and red ribbons. Waist drum, happily placed at home to show to her husband: "Dear, how do you kiss? It's shocking, right? I promise tonight I will be the best seat in the front row for you, you Be sure to watch carefully."

Gu Chen took a white sheep belly towel and tied it on his head, looked in the mirror, and was disillusioned: "Go in and show your eyes, I'll wait for you outside, don't go out to sign autographs for fans after the dance, come out from the backstage and come back early Let's go home." Although our Jin family is not a high-ranking family, we are also from the aristocratic area, I hope my father is not dead, and there is no need to confess to his spirit in heaven.

As night fell, the husband and wife drove the Mercury pickup, carrying clothing and equipment, towards Yan Yiling School. When they arrived at the auditorium, at just the right time, Jin Yi dragged a large woven bag and waved to her husband: "I'll go first!" I went backstage to put on makeup, remember to sit in the first row and applaud me, if I don’t come home, I’ll beat you up!”

Gu Chen closed the car door with a blank expression, and calmly put the seat down and lay down to rest his mind. After lying down for a while, he took out his smart brain and started to repair the video. The thing is similar to a jigsaw puzzle. After so many days of puzzles, it is almost finished, only a few small pieces are missing.

I don't know what this guy Null recorded?Oh, the content is not important anymore, just the process is fun (Sao Nian, you are so naive).