Rebirth 1/2 Wastewood

As far as family matters are concerned, either the east wind prevails over the west wind, or the west wind prevails over the east wind. These words are truly classic.

Gu Chen put on chastity pants for his wife on a whim in the morning, and planned to come back early in the afternoon to let him go. Unexpectedly, the rehabilitation therapist was late, and there was a traffic jam on the road. After tossing and going home, it was dark.

Jin Yi lay on the bed from noon to dusk, almost turned into a watchdog (horizontal), no food to eat, no clothes to wear, the degree of misery was almost as miserable as that of African refugees, all he had to do was play the erhu and sing "Little Yellow in the Cabbage Field" Yes, wait and wait until it gets dark, and in a trance, I hear the outside door open, familiar footsteps approaching the bedroom, and tears of grievance almost come out of my eyes.

"Jin Yi? Jin Yi, are you alright?" Seeing him laying on the bed without making a sound, Gu Chen became even more anxious, kneeling down beside the bed full of guilt, and gently stroking his hair, "Jin Yi, wake up , I, I didn't come back so late on purpose, I thought I would be able to get home when you woke up, but who knew that there was an accident and it was delayed, so I didn't intend to punish you. "

If an apology is useful, why do you need the police?Jin Yi raised his head with tears in his eyes, slapped it and fell it again. Thousands of words merged into one sentence, and he said in a vicious voice, "Why didn't you die outside!"

Having the strength to swear at people, it means that there is still salvation. Gu Chen wanted to pull him to lie flat on the ground, but found that the tail was too big and it was difficult to lie flat, so he hugged him horizontally, swept his irises and opened the lock of the chastity pants: "You have always been like this Lie on your stomach? Don’t wear any clothes, what should I do if I catch a cold.”

"How to wear? What to wear? Open crotch pants? You don't need to be hypocritical! Why didn't you think softly when you were tossing me?!" Jin Yi shivered and took off his chastity pants, and pulled out the big tail stuffed in his body with a swipe. Accusing him of being ruthless and shameless, he crawled into the bathroom with twisted legs on one side. Gu Chen didn't clean up his body when he put on the chastity pants, and until now he is still this little black-bellied tadpole.

"I..." Why didn't you think of being soft when you tossed me?Gu Chen wanted to pay him back. Thinking about the difference in physical strength between the two and the roles they currently play in family life, he lacked confidence—as an attacker with A-level physical fitness, it is indeed... ...a little too heartless.

But how to compensate him?Zi Liandi had never done such a thing before, so he couldn't help feeling a little headache.

Jin Yi hid in the shower curtain to take a shower, his usually chattering mouth was rarely closed in silence, which fully reflected his grief and dissatisfaction at the moment, the more Gu Chen thought about it, the more apologetic he wanted to go in to apologize and comfort him or something , Looking at his blurred figure in the water mist, he was a little unable to speak. After thinking for a long time, he nodded heavily, and decided to express his apology with practical actions.

The apron is a bit short, and the counter is a bit low. Should the celery be shredded or stripped?Do you need to peel the pumpkin?Can tomatoes be fried with pork liver?Can green beans be used in creamy soups?

It’s superficial on paper, and I know that this matter needs to be practiced. Usually, the recipes written by Jin Yi on the blog seem to be very simple, but it’s really difficult for Gu Chen to realize that the difficulty is not ordinary, and there are many details and vocabulary for people who are inexperienced It is impossible to determine the degree, such as "a little salt", how many grams is this little?For example, "stir-fry for a while on high heat", it is even more ridiculous, how big is the fire?How long is a moment?

It's just cheating!Can't you pinch a scale and weigh it?

Gu Chen hurriedly prepared the love dinner, and soon a large pile of rusty, black-smoky springs appeared on his head. Originally, he thought that Jin Yi received too little money for Chen Fuji as a consultant, but now he really felt that it was a bit Too much, how imaginative the chef of Chen Fuji must have to follow the recipes written by him to make such delicious meals!

On one side, Emperor Zi Lian was fighting with the pots and pans, and on the other side, Jin Yi held on to the last bit of blood to wash himself clean, and put on the clothes he hadn't seen for a long time, only then did he feel that he had got rid of his canine identity , Reverted to the category of human beings, sat on the bed, ah!It feels so good to touch the ground on the buttocks, it's so solid...

What is the taste?It smelled bitter at first, but it still smelled like some food. Jin Yi felt that something was wrong, so he touched his chin—Zi Lian Di has not moved for a long time, right?What is he doing?

Jin Yi bowed his waist and shoulders and moved to the living room. Xiao Huang and Xiao Hei rushed over cheering and circled around him several times. They were disappointed to find that the master's tail was missing. They looked at each other and left him in disgust to have fun elsewhere. After a while, it secretly pulled out a tail from the master's bedroom, and happily dragged it back to its nest.

"What are you doing?" Jin Yi looked at the busy husband in the kitchen in surprise. Gu Chen was covered in sweat, his face was covered with vegetable juice and black ashes, and the apron that was originally clean was so dirty that he couldn't see the color. , like migrant workers.

"You're cooking? Isn't that right? Made it for me? You're cooking for me?!" Jin Yi looked at the three plates that had been placed on the counter. He didn't know if it was black or red. Something that doesn't look like it can be imported at all.

Is this... an apology?

"Get out." Gu Chen blushed a little, and impatiently drove him out of the kitchen, "I'm so annoying, go play with the puppy, today the kitchen is requisitioned by me, it doesn't belong to you anymore, go out!"

Ouch, the sun and the moon came out together!The corner of Jin Yi's mouth hooked into a smile, and he sat on the dining chair with his legs crossed and waited. Although the chrysanthemum was still a little swollen and painful, the psychological satisfaction completely overwhelmed the physical discomfort. It's been almost a year, narcissistic The emperor feels condescending even to put a bowl in the dishwasher, when will he let go of his genius and blew himself up to cook for his father?

How guilty he must be!

Ten minutes later, four dishes and one soup were served, and Gu Chen also washed his face and changed his clothes and sat opposite Jin Yi.Jin Yi tried his best to identify the dishes on the plate, his eyes almost popped out, but he didn't see what raw materials these things were made of. He only vaguely recognized the beans in the cream soup.

That's right, it's beans. This kid has such a rich imagination. How did he come up with the idea of ​​using beans to make soup?Doesn't he know that if this food is not cooked properly, it will kill people?

"Let's eat." Zi Liandi said expressionlessly, but he still couldn't hide the pride deep in his eyes.

"You don't want to say something?" Jin Yi asked enlighteningly, I'm sorry or something, I won't do anything in the future, please don't say it carelessly.

Gu Chen looked a little hesitant, took a breath, and held it back for a long time before saying calmly: "Is there anything to say, I'm not a Catholic, so I don't need to thank God, you can just thank your great husband, me."

If you don't want to, you will kill the starman!Jin Yi twitched the corner of his mouth, took a bite with his chopsticks, yo, it was roasted potatoes, the taste was okay, at least the amount of salt was more appropriate, although the stew was a bit too doughy, and there was not much oil and water, but as a first-time cook Humans can already hit [-] points.

"It's not bad." Jin Yi decided to praise him, it's good to have a fairy meal once in a while, "How come it tastes watery, how do you do it?"

"I put too much salt, I fried it halfway, washed it and fried it again." Gu Chen said calmly, "The oil was washed away, so I put more water and boiled it, huh."

Looking at his expression of complacent waiting for worship, Jin Yi was deeply powerless, and could only comfort himself that there is no oily water, there is no oily water, and at least there is no need to worry about high cholesterol, and if you can’t finish eating, you can directly give it to Hua Niu, and you don’t have to worry too much about it. It was salty and ate the dog, "You know how to be flexible, not bad, let's eat."

Although he didn't say the apology, Gu Chen still felt very guilty in his heart. He ate a meal in a low voice, and added soup and vegetables to Jin Yi from time to time. He didn't even let his wife do it, and dragged his injured leg back and forth for several times. trip.

The heart that leads to Xiao Gong is his stomach, and the same goes to the heart that leads to Xiao Shou. Jin Yi is a soft-spoken and soft-hearted master. Adding vegetables and pouring water, the two of them returned to the state of being in love 24 hours ago at the end of a meal. If it weren't for the box of sex toys piled up in the bedroom, I can't believe what kind of desperate struggle they have experienced in the past day and night.

After the meal, Emperor Zi Lian took the initiative to clean up the mess, and Jin Yi accompanied him to work at the door of the kitchen with a teacup to digest food.Gu Chen casually asked: "Did you eat a lot for dinner, didn't you eat at noon?"

"What do you think?" Jin Yibai glanced at him, picking which pot was left open, "I vomited up all the juice after drinking it, please feel guilty."

"You vomited? When did it happen?" Gu Chen paused.

"I don't remember." At that time, I was so sad and dizzy that I didn't have the time to watch the time.

It can't be such a coincidence, if you think too much, the capsule will melt quickly after swallowing, and you won't spit it out... Gu Chen opened his mouth, but didn't say the words in his heart, and changed his words: "Go out for a dog walk activity Let's go to bed early today."

"No dual cultivation?" Jin Yi asked teasingly.

"Do you know the difference between a leopard and a dog?" Gu Chen looked into his eyes seriously, "Like Xiao Huang and Xiao Hei, they will eat whatever you give them, even if they vomit, they have no self-control at all. And Leopards are different, they only forage for food when they need it, and will not waste their energy." Pointing to his chest, "I am the same as leopards in this regard."

Did I beat you around for a long time just to bury me as a dog?Jin Yi's black line, almost dropped the teacup in his hand, and he still has self-control, let alone other things, do you waste too little energy on things like double cultivation?

"Sage, this is your fault. What I teach you as a teacher is the authentic internal method. Double cultivation will only increase energy, so how can it waste energy?" Shangguan Che said seriously, "Except for what happened last night. , that does not belong to the category of double cultivation.”

"At this time, you came to teach me a lesson again?!" Jin Yi frowned, "When I was tossed last night, why didn't you see you draw your sword to help me out with an idea or something?"

Shangguan Che eloquently said: "Everyone, sons and daughters of the Jianghu, some things have to be resolved by ourselves. How can you make irresponsible remarks as a teacher about the little things between your husband and wife?"

Are you making irresponsible remarks?Jin Yi gritted his teeth, is there anyone honest in this family?How come one and two of them are goods with bull heads on their backs!