Rebirth 1/2 Wastewood
Chapter 93 Kung Fu Panda
Early the next morning, Gu Chen told Jin Yi about his doubts: "According to your master, when he was sealed thousands of years ago, his soul had already left his body, so the soul was in the emerald earrings. Where is the body? Are you there?"
Jin Yi has no concept at all: "I only know that his soul is in my brain. As for the body, even if it was preserved in some way, it is impossible to use it now. It was left in the body about 500 years ago. We are on the earth, or we are in two parallel time and space at all."
"Then where did he go?" Gu Chen asked.
Jin Yi thought for a long time, then spread his hands: "I don't know, maybe he exists in this world in another form. Have you seen "Ball Lightning"? The quantum state or something is a legendary ghost."
"There are no ghosts in the world, and the quantum state is not explained in this way!" Little Brick interrupted dissatisfiedly, "Mom is talking nonsense again!"
"Don't interrupt the children when adults talk!" Jin Yi glared at his son viciously, and nodded his index finger, "Who told you to leave the 'reflection stool'? Honestly sit back and reflect on me, think about what you have done!"
The so-called "reflection stool", that is, the BRIC cartoon little Maza, turns into the dock every time he makes a mistake and does something bad, and is dispatched with his master to a remote corner of the house to grow mushrooms silently, such as Kitchens, garages, bathrooms, etc., when you think about it clearly, apologize, and make sure you don’t commit the crime next time, you can be pardoned.
Although Jin Yi magnanimously said last night that "he is only three years old" and "whose children don't cause trouble", but this morning after seeing the list of replacement parts that need to be purchased, he completely overturned his previous statement and decided to give his son some color Look, so the poor little Brick was picked up early in the morning and sent to the "reflection stool".
"He didn't leave the 'reflection stool', look!" Jin Zhuan turned around, and sure enough, the little mazar was still attached to his buttocks. Jin Yi said that "the buttocks should not leave the reflection stool", that's right, but he didn't say anything "The reflection stool cannot leave the ground", so he ran around the room with the reflection stool in his arms and thought he hadn't broken the rules.
"Look at my mouth shape!" Jin Yi patted his son's big face with both hands, "G--U--N--get off! Go back to the kitchen and sit obediently for me, don't think that sticking your butt on the stool is enough Now, the key to the reflection stool is 'reflection' not 'stool'!"
"How do I know if you don't tell me, and I don't speak clearly." Gold brick pursed his mouth, went back to the kitchen door and sat down obediently, Xiaopang held his face in his hands and looked at his father aggrievedly, Gu Chen shrugged and gave him a "I can't help " expression.
Jin Zhuan found himself in a completely helpless situation, and angrily put the hood of the baby panda jumper on his head, buried his big face in his knees, and curled up on the horse tie, resentful like a little panda who has been bullied Lie on the ground, only the short legs in the trousers trembled unwillingly.
Gu Chen passed by from time to time, and the little panda squatting at the door of the kitchen was bleeding all over his face. Dianer Dianer came to plead with his wife, "I've been thinking about it for half an hour, is it almost there?"
The tried and tested Jin Yi is completely immune to his son acting cute and pretending to be pitiful. With a cold snort, he poked his son's little butt with a bamboo rolling pin: "Hey, here is the bamboo, so that the cosplay is more similar."
Gold Brick failed to be cute, looked up at Jin Yi angrily, grabbed the bamboo pole and hugged it in his arms, slapped his big face on his knee, and continued to reflect.So there was a red panda holding a bamboo and shaking its short legs squatting for an entire hour at the door of the kitchen.
In the end, Gu Chen couldn't help but rescued his son, and said to Jin Yi: "It's fine to scare the child, it's not good for the development of the cervical spine to lie down like this all the time." What else did Jin Yi say, he rushed to Jin Zhu and said: "Capital crimes can be forgiven, but crimes cannot be pardoned. Don't think that it's okay. If you break so many parts, your mother will go to the store to buy later, so you can help him."
Gold Bricks likes to go to the accessories market the most, and happily saluted his father with the bamboo in his arms: "Yes!"
"Aren't you going?" Jin Yi had no choice but to send his son to change his shoes, and asked Gu Chen, "Why are you staying at home?"
Gu Chen shook the small bag in his hand and said, "I want to do something during the holiday. This is what my father left in the chip through the swastika puppet on the day when the green tide came. I copied a copy and wanted to see if it would work. Crack it, but its encryption mode is very complicated, and it may require the power of other people."
Gu Chen kept backups of all the chips that have been passed by, although it is illegal to do so, but with his technology, no one should be able to find out, Jin Yi knew that he had business to do, so he nodded: "Then I will take him there. "
Driving to the business district, Jin Yi took his son straight to the hypermarket, and there were activities everywhere around the New Year. Although most people are used to shopping through the virtual network these days, some like to go shopping, so many brands in the venue are sending Promoters are promoted on the spot.The things Jin Yi wanted to buy were not big, and he only pushed a small cart. Jin Brick got tired of sitting on the cart for a while, and climbed onto his head noisily, riding on his neck to look around. satisfy.
"There's a special processor promotion over there." Gold Brick tugged at Jin Yi's ear, "Go over and have a look, maybe there's a gift for a toy, I haven't received a gift for a long time."
Jin Yi held a set of coil comparison manuals, and said impatiently: "The processor will only be promoted before it is replaced, and it will be out of date when you buy it back. Don't make me mess up, please. Besides, the quality of the attached gifts is generally very poor. You won’t be able to play for a few days, so please behave well and I will order a new set of Lego robots for you someday.”
"You're bragging again, you don't have the money to buy such an expensive toy." Jin Zhuan's short legs clamped his neck and said, "Then I can go and have a look, I don't like looking at coils, I'm going to Look at the processor."
Is there a difference between the two for a three year old?Jin Yi was speechless, turned his head to look, and saw that the promotional area was not far away, so he put him down on the ground and warned: "Wait for me obediently, don't strike up a conversation with strangers, not even a pretty sister or a handsome brother, beware of being abducted by bad guys , remember?"
"Understood." Jinzhuan suddenly pulled out a toy lightsaber from his trouser waist, swiped it, and said, "I'm not afraid of bad guys, we Jedi Knights are invincible!"
Jin Yi held back his smile and said, "Go!" He waved his lightsaber and ran towards the sales promotion area, the panda hat of the hoodie was bouncing on his back, it didn't have much to do with Jedi Knights, but it looked like a miniature version kungfu Panda.
"Stinky boy!" Jin Yi looked at his son's back lovingly, shook his head with a smile, and turned back to pick up the coil.
Gold Brick ran to the processor promotion area, and sure enough, he saw several sets of promotional toys on the float, including miniature mecha models, and figures with cartoon idols printed on them.The little guy put the lightsaber on the waistband of his trousers, gnawed his fingers and looked at the colorful toys, drooling from his hand.The promotion lady looked down and saw a cute Douding, and asked curiously: "Little friend, why are you shopping here alone? Did you get separated from your parents? Do you want my sister to take you to the service desk to post advertisements?"
Jin Zhuan shook his head with his fingers, turned his head and pointed to Jin Yi in the coil area, and said vaguely: "I came with him."
The promotion lady saw a handsome guy pushing a small cart from a distance, who looked like a child, and guessed it was his father, so she didn't bother with this question anymore, and said enthusiastically, "Kid, does your father need a processor?" Although the child in front of him looked She looks only three or four years old, but customers are customers after all, so I still have to greet them out of professionalism.
"Probably." BRIC is not very literate, and he didn't understand the shopping list given by Gu Chen.
"I can recommend your father to buy our company's processor in a while. Now you can get a [-]% discount on the purchase, and there will be a free mecha model or figure as a gift." The promotion lady smiled. Get up and hand it to him, "Do you like it?"
"Thank you, sister." Jinzhuan laughed so hard that he couldn't see his teeth, picked up the mecha model and ran away. The lady was startled, and grabbed his hat: "You haven't paid the money yet, little friend."
"But isn't it a free gift?" Jin Zhuan held the model and didn't let go, the lady's smile froze a little: "It's a free gift, but you have to buy a promotional product to give it away."
"But my mother said that the promotional processor will soon become obsolete and you can't buy it." The gold brick plausible, a crack appeared in the lady's smile: "The version is a bit old, but we have gifts, and the gifts are also paid for." Yes, the total is almost [-]% off, kid." Housewives are so shrewd, it's hard to impress their hearts with sales promotions and the like.
"This toy is not worth that much money at all. My mother said that you would not give genuine toys to children. The quality of the gifts is very poor."
The salesman's smile was broken, and she reached out to take the toy back from the gold brick: "In this case, return it to me, little brother, please ask your mother to buy you a better one." That woman must have It will be a long time, fortunately, my sister is not in the daily chemical area for sales promotion, and all the people who come to this area to buy parts are nerds, otherwise they must be vomited to vomit blood.
"My toy!" Contempt turned into contempt, and when the toy in his hand was taken back, Jin Zhu still felt inexplicable grief and indignation, watching the empty chubby hands with tears in his eyes, "Sister lied, she clearly said it was a free gift, but she didn't give it away." Yes, my mother said that women are fickle animals, it is true, ahhhhhhh..."
Your mother is such a philosopher... The promotion lady is speechless, who will take this little panda away, she has no experience in dealing with miniature monsters!
After Jin Yi finally picked out the coil, he heard his son's miserable cry, hurriedly pushed the cart and ran over, bent down and hugged Jin Brick: "What's the matter, why are you crying? Who bullied you? Darth Vader? Where's your lightsaber, baby?"
Jinzhu hugged Jin Yi's neck and cried: "Toys, toys were taken away, and my sister took away my free toys."
Jin Yi glanced at the face of the sales promotion lady and understood everything. Seeing his son crying and snot, seeing that the sales promotion processor model was okay, he said, "Okay, I'll buy a set, and I'll just buy a set." Can you send me a model?"
"Of course." Sure enough, men are more generous, and the sales lady's smile immediately became real, and she packed the processor and toys into his shopping cart, and said, "Thank you for your patronage, your child is really... ...so cute haha."
Jinzhu stopped crying, looked at the mecha model with bright eyes, and asked Jin Yi worriedly in a blink of an eye: "Didn't Mom say that you can't buy promotional products?"
You can get cheap and behave well!Jin Yi wanted to whip him up, "I think this can be bought now."
The sales promotion lady was in a good mood after finishing the business, and said flatteringly: "Sir, you are right, our processor generation is not bad, but after all, his mother is really good at playing games."
"You... you have won the prize." The corner of the mouth of the best player twitched slightly, and he put the tearful and smiling little panda on his neck, and pushed the cart to the cashier.
After brushing their faces, both mother and son got what they wanted. Jin Yi walked in front carrying the parts box, and Jin Zhuan followed behind with the mecha model in his arms. Just as the older one and the younger came out of the gate, Jin Yi's footsteps suddenly stopped ——I saw two familiar figures standing in the transparent elevator in the opposite store, slowly ascending towards the home furnishing exhibition area.
Chen Jinnan and Lan Se stood shoulder to shoulder, very close to each other. Although there was no overly intimate action in the public, it was ambiguous enough for them to appear together at this time and this place. Could it be that there was really something in the past? Something unusual happened?
Jin Yi has no concept at all: "I only know that his soul is in my brain. As for the body, even if it was preserved in some way, it is impossible to use it now. It was left in the body about 500 years ago. We are on the earth, or we are in two parallel time and space at all."
"Then where did he go?" Gu Chen asked.
Jin Yi thought for a long time, then spread his hands: "I don't know, maybe he exists in this world in another form. Have you seen "Ball Lightning"? The quantum state or something is a legendary ghost."
"There are no ghosts in the world, and the quantum state is not explained in this way!" Little Brick interrupted dissatisfiedly, "Mom is talking nonsense again!"
"Don't interrupt the children when adults talk!" Jin Yi glared at his son viciously, and nodded his index finger, "Who told you to leave the 'reflection stool'? Honestly sit back and reflect on me, think about what you have done!"
The so-called "reflection stool", that is, the BRIC cartoon little Maza, turns into the dock every time he makes a mistake and does something bad, and is dispatched with his master to a remote corner of the house to grow mushrooms silently, such as Kitchens, garages, bathrooms, etc., when you think about it clearly, apologize, and make sure you don’t commit the crime next time, you can be pardoned.
Although Jin Yi magnanimously said last night that "he is only three years old" and "whose children don't cause trouble", but this morning after seeing the list of replacement parts that need to be purchased, he completely overturned his previous statement and decided to give his son some color Look, so the poor little Brick was picked up early in the morning and sent to the "reflection stool".
"He didn't leave the 'reflection stool', look!" Jin Zhuan turned around, and sure enough, the little mazar was still attached to his buttocks. Jin Yi said that "the buttocks should not leave the reflection stool", that's right, but he didn't say anything "The reflection stool cannot leave the ground", so he ran around the room with the reflection stool in his arms and thought he hadn't broken the rules.
"Look at my mouth shape!" Jin Yi patted his son's big face with both hands, "G--U--N--get off! Go back to the kitchen and sit obediently for me, don't think that sticking your butt on the stool is enough Now, the key to the reflection stool is 'reflection' not 'stool'!"
"How do I know if you don't tell me, and I don't speak clearly." Gold brick pursed his mouth, went back to the kitchen door and sat down obediently, Xiaopang held his face in his hands and looked at his father aggrievedly, Gu Chen shrugged and gave him a "I can't help " expression.
Jin Zhuan found himself in a completely helpless situation, and angrily put the hood of the baby panda jumper on his head, buried his big face in his knees, and curled up on the horse tie, resentful like a little panda who has been bullied Lie on the ground, only the short legs in the trousers trembled unwillingly.
Gu Chen passed by from time to time, and the little panda squatting at the door of the kitchen was bleeding all over his face. Dianer Dianer came to plead with his wife, "I've been thinking about it for half an hour, is it almost there?"
The tried and tested Jin Yi is completely immune to his son acting cute and pretending to be pitiful. With a cold snort, he poked his son's little butt with a bamboo rolling pin: "Hey, here is the bamboo, so that the cosplay is more similar."
Gold Brick failed to be cute, looked up at Jin Yi angrily, grabbed the bamboo pole and hugged it in his arms, slapped his big face on his knee, and continued to reflect.So there was a red panda holding a bamboo and shaking its short legs squatting for an entire hour at the door of the kitchen.
In the end, Gu Chen couldn't help but rescued his son, and said to Jin Yi: "It's fine to scare the child, it's not good for the development of the cervical spine to lie down like this all the time." What else did Jin Yi say, he rushed to Jin Zhu and said: "Capital crimes can be forgiven, but crimes cannot be pardoned. Don't think that it's okay. If you break so many parts, your mother will go to the store to buy later, so you can help him."
Gold Bricks likes to go to the accessories market the most, and happily saluted his father with the bamboo in his arms: "Yes!"
"Aren't you going?" Jin Yi had no choice but to send his son to change his shoes, and asked Gu Chen, "Why are you staying at home?"
Gu Chen shook the small bag in his hand and said, "I want to do something during the holiday. This is what my father left in the chip through the swastika puppet on the day when the green tide came. I copied a copy and wanted to see if it would work. Crack it, but its encryption mode is very complicated, and it may require the power of other people."
Gu Chen kept backups of all the chips that have been passed by, although it is illegal to do so, but with his technology, no one should be able to find out, Jin Yi knew that he had business to do, so he nodded: "Then I will take him there. "
Driving to the business district, Jin Yi took his son straight to the hypermarket, and there were activities everywhere around the New Year. Although most people are used to shopping through the virtual network these days, some like to go shopping, so many brands in the venue are sending Promoters are promoted on the spot.The things Jin Yi wanted to buy were not big, and he only pushed a small cart. Jin Brick got tired of sitting on the cart for a while, and climbed onto his head noisily, riding on his neck to look around. satisfy.
"There's a special processor promotion over there." Gold Brick tugged at Jin Yi's ear, "Go over and have a look, maybe there's a gift for a toy, I haven't received a gift for a long time."
Jin Yi held a set of coil comparison manuals, and said impatiently: "The processor will only be promoted before it is replaced, and it will be out of date when you buy it back. Don't make me mess up, please. Besides, the quality of the attached gifts is generally very poor. You won’t be able to play for a few days, so please behave well and I will order a new set of Lego robots for you someday.”
"You're bragging again, you don't have the money to buy such an expensive toy." Jin Zhuan's short legs clamped his neck and said, "Then I can go and have a look, I don't like looking at coils, I'm going to Look at the processor."
Is there a difference between the two for a three year old?Jin Yi was speechless, turned his head to look, and saw that the promotional area was not far away, so he put him down on the ground and warned: "Wait for me obediently, don't strike up a conversation with strangers, not even a pretty sister or a handsome brother, beware of being abducted by bad guys , remember?"
"Understood." Jinzhuan suddenly pulled out a toy lightsaber from his trouser waist, swiped it, and said, "I'm not afraid of bad guys, we Jedi Knights are invincible!"
Jin Yi held back his smile and said, "Go!" He waved his lightsaber and ran towards the sales promotion area, the panda hat of the hoodie was bouncing on his back, it didn't have much to do with Jedi Knights, but it looked like a miniature version kungfu Panda.
"Stinky boy!" Jin Yi looked at his son's back lovingly, shook his head with a smile, and turned back to pick up the coil.
Gold Brick ran to the processor promotion area, and sure enough, he saw several sets of promotional toys on the float, including miniature mecha models, and figures with cartoon idols printed on them.The little guy put the lightsaber on the waistband of his trousers, gnawed his fingers and looked at the colorful toys, drooling from his hand.The promotion lady looked down and saw a cute Douding, and asked curiously: "Little friend, why are you shopping here alone? Did you get separated from your parents? Do you want my sister to take you to the service desk to post advertisements?"
Jin Zhuan shook his head with his fingers, turned his head and pointed to Jin Yi in the coil area, and said vaguely: "I came with him."
The promotion lady saw a handsome guy pushing a small cart from a distance, who looked like a child, and guessed it was his father, so she didn't bother with this question anymore, and said enthusiastically, "Kid, does your father need a processor?" Although the child in front of him looked She looks only three or four years old, but customers are customers after all, so I still have to greet them out of professionalism.
"Probably." BRIC is not very literate, and he didn't understand the shopping list given by Gu Chen.
"I can recommend your father to buy our company's processor in a while. Now you can get a [-]% discount on the purchase, and there will be a free mecha model or figure as a gift." The promotion lady smiled. Get up and hand it to him, "Do you like it?"
"Thank you, sister." Jinzhuan laughed so hard that he couldn't see his teeth, picked up the mecha model and ran away. The lady was startled, and grabbed his hat: "You haven't paid the money yet, little friend."
"But isn't it a free gift?" Jin Zhuan held the model and didn't let go, the lady's smile froze a little: "It's a free gift, but you have to buy a promotional product to give it away."
"But my mother said that the promotional processor will soon become obsolete and you can't buy it." The gold brick plausible, a crack appeared in the lady's smile: "The version is a bit old, but we have gifts, and the gifts are also paid for." Yes, the total is almost [-]% off, kid." Housewives are so shrewd, it's hard to impress their hearts with sales promotions and the like.
"This toy is not worth that much money at all. My mother said that you would not give genuine toys to children. The quality of the gifts is very poor."
The salesman's smile was broken, and she reached out to take the toy back from the gold brick: "In this case, return it to me, little brother, please ask your mother to buy you a better one." That woman must have It will be a long time, fortunately, my sister is not in the daily chemical area for sales promotion, and all the people who come to this area to buy parts are nerds, otherwise they must be vomited to vomit blood.
"My toy!" Contempt turned into contempt, and when the toy in his hand was taken back, Jin Zhu still felt inexplicable grief and indignation, watching the empty chubby hands with tears in his eyes, "Sister lied, she clearly said it was a free gift, but she didn't give it away." Yes, my mother said that women are fickle animals, it is true, ahhhhhhh..."
Your mother is such a philosopher... The promotion lady is speechless, who will take this little panda away, she has no experience in dealing with miniature monsters!
After Jin Yi finally picked out the coil, he heard his son's miserable cry, hurriedly pushed the cart and ran over, bent down and hugged Jin Brick: "What's the matter, why are you crying? Who bullied you? Darth Vader? Where's your lightsaber, baby?"
Jinzhu hugged Jin Yi's neck and cried: "Toys, toys were taken away, and my sister took away my free toys."
Jin Yi glanced at the face of the sales promotion lady and understood everything. Seeing his son crying and snot, seeing that the sales promotion processor model was okay, he said, "Okay, I'll buy a set, and I'll just buy a set." Can you send me a model?"
"Of course." Sure enough, men are more generous, and the sales lady's smile immediately became real, and she packed the processor and toys into his shopping cart, and said, "Thank you for your patronage, your child is really... ...so cute haha."
Jinzhu stopped crying, looked at the mecha model with bright eyes, and asked Jin Yi worriedly in a blink of an eye: "Didn't Mom say that you can't buy promotional products?"
You can get cheap and behave well!Jin Yi wanted to whip him up, "I think this can be bought now."
The sales promotion lady was in a good mood after finishing the business, and said flatteringly: "Sir, you are right, our processor generation is not bad, but after all, his mother is really good at playing games."
"You... you have won the prize." The corner of the mouth of the best player twitched slightly, and he put the tearful and smiling little panda on his neck, and pushed the cart to the cashier.
After brushing their faces, both mother and son got what they wanted. Jin Yi walked in front carrying the parts box, and Jin Zhuan followed behind with the mecha model in his arms. Just as the older one and the younger came out of the gate, Jin Yi's footsteps suddenly stopped ——I saw two familiar figures standing in the transparent elevator in the opposite store, slowly ascending towards the home furnishing exhibition area.
Chen Jinnan and Lan Se stood shoulder to shoulder, very close to each other. Although there was no overly intimate action in the public, it was ambiguous enough for them to appear together at this time and this place. Could it be that there was really something in the past? Something unusual happened?
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