You bully people!

The time in the illusion is just like that brook, rushing forward without going back.

Yu Yu was still dazed and confused at first, but then he learned to be smart, and every day he picked up a small stone and put it in his pocket, and when he was bored one day, he counted it, and there were more than 50 stones .Yu Yu was terrified, no wonder the trousers have not been able to wear recently, it turned out that it has been so long and the pockets of his trousers are full of rocks.

He looked at the pile of stones like a small hill with worry, knowing that this was far from over, the pile of stones had to grow, and he didn't know how long it would take.

Although Liu Shipang had explained to him the time relationship between the fantasy realm and the real world in a concise manner not long ago, he didn't have to worry about the confusion caused by his sudden disappearance, but after he didn't need to worry, there was nothing to distract him. It is even more difficult to pass the boring days in the fantasy realm.

Liu Shipang meditated every day besides meditating, and he didn't seem to be in a hurry to go out, but Yu Yu couldn't sit still.

At the beginning, he also sat with him, but the monster is practicing kung fu, so why is he sitting?I fell asleep after a while.What's more, no matter how introverted he is, he is still just a child after all. He may be too well-behaved in front of people. When no one is around, he will still have some naughty thoughts, go down the river to catch fish, climb trees and catch birds. He played with the leftovers at the age of three or five. He picked them up and played with them with great joy. He often rolled up his trouser legs and crossed from one side of the river to the other.Fortunately, the water in the river is also shallow, just below the waist, and when he came back from there, the whole pair of pants were soaked. These were still the pajama pants he wore when he slept at night. A sticks to the body, and the slender and flexible curves unique to teenagers can be seen at a glance.He took a furtive glance at Liu Shipang, seeing that he wasn't looking this way at all, so he ran and hid behind the stone. After a while, a pair of wet pants appeared on the stone, and Yu Yu was wearing a pair of panties. He leaned against the stone wall with his legs crossed to bask in the sun, his ears were red, and his skin was thin, even though he knew no one would see him, he still felt a little ashamed.

But he didn't see the monster meditating under the big tree behind him suddenly opened his eyes, narrowed his slender eyes, stared at the half head exposed behind the stone, his eyes were unclear, and closed after a while as if nothing had happened.

Yu Yu has been playing this game for a long time, but it stopped because he accidentally caught a branch when he fell down a tree. His thin and fragile pajama pants were thorny and tore off a large piece, and half of his thin white legs were looming. He covered his crotch with his face flushed, and immediately realized that he was covering his buttocks instead, because the rags hung all the way from his buttocks to the front knees, such a twisted tearing route, I don't know how it was formed.

This accident made Yu Yu restful for several days. If it was not necessary, she would not even get up, for fear that half of her butt would get in the eyes of others. Although Liu Shipang had clearly expressed his disdain for this, but that It's so indecent.

He sat with Liu Shipang like this for a few days, meditating with eyes open and closed every day, just like the days of an ascetic monk. I feel like my ass is getting callused.

He held his head and sighed, sighing and sighing. His not-so-intelligent head flashed, and his eyes suddenly shone on Liu Shipang like searchlights. After staring at him for a long time, he poked him and said, "Mr. Liu, my Pants, can you restore them for me?"

Liu Shipang glanced at him, nodded slowly, "Yes."

Yu Yu suddenly jumped up, forgetting that the monster in front of him was the monster he was most afraid of in the past but his relationship has improved recently, raised his hands and said angrily: "Why didn't you say it earlier, I have been afraid to move for the past few days. Do you know how uncomfortable you are, you are too mean!"

Liu Shipang was not angry, and turned his head slightly to look at him, even if Yu Yu was blind could see the mockery in his eyes, "Did you ever ask?"

A few words blocked Yu Yu to death. After holding back for a long time, he could only puff up his cheeks and mutter: "It's so uninteresting, you even made fun of me on purpose."

Liu Shipang snorted softly, not disdainful, but a bit teasing.

Furiously, Yu Yu sat aside with his back turned to him, picked up a branch and slapped the stones on the ground fiercely, letting them bounce back and forth without any resistance, and still muttered: "If you smoke to death, you smoke Damn you, let you also see my jokes! Huh, broken branches and smelly rocks, what a big deal!"

After pumping like this for a long time, all the stones flew away, and the branches were broken. Yu Yu, who had quite the spirit of Ah Q, calmed down and lowered his head to ask Liu Shipang for help, "Mr. Liu, can you help me?" Can I fix my pants?"

After mending the pants, he was finally able to move around freely, but Yu Yu didn't know what to do. He couldn't try climbing trees again, and he was already tired of going into the water. In addition, there might be a monster named Liu Shipang sitting here, except for jumping occasionally. Two stupid rabbits came over, not even a pheasant, it was really boring.

Yu Yu lay on his back on the rock with his arms pillowed, sighing from time to time.I think he used to be either studying or working. When he had no free time, he thought that it would be great if he could have a few days free. There was something wrong with him all over, his bones were limp from idleness, this was probably what others said about a busy life, a life without a happy life.Yu Yu sighed again.

He tried his best to turn his head, and Liu Shipang was sitting there unmoved under the big tree. After thinking for a while, he greeted loudly: "Mr. Liu! Can I ask you something? Are you monsters literate? If you can read, can you read books? Do monsters write books? Mr. Liu, can you give me a book written by monsters?"

He asked such a series of questions in a raised tone, and after a while, Liu Shipang didn't answer, but an antique book suddenly appeared on the stone beside him.

Yu Yu was full of surprises, holding the book carefully. On the cover of the cowhide, there were a few calligraphy words flying and phoenix dancing - Qunyao Pepsi, and the signature on the bottom was 'Bai Xiaosheng in the Demon World', and a drop of cold sweat fell in Yu Yu's heart.

Bai Xiaosheng in the demon world is probably similar to Bai Xiaosheng in Jianghu in martial arts books. He knows everything, but he may not be right.

Yu Yu slowly flipped through it curiously and suspiciously. The book was indeed about Pepsi, and all the big things about sesame and mung beans were recorded in the book. Some beauty from the fox clan fascinated so-and-so from the wolf clan. The principle of friendly exchanges made the two monsters get married, and then gave birth to a bunch of things that were not foxes or wolves; what about the internal strife of the tiger clan, the tiger king was chopped into minced meat by several sons, and those sons finished cutting My father started cutting each other down again, and in the end the entire royal family was wiped out, so I had to choose one of the common people with high mana to inherit the throne, and just like that, the dynasty was changed; what's more, one of the river carp clan in the west had some kind of shit luck, They even jumped over the dragon gate and became a dragon, but it’s not easy to be a dragon. Dragons are naturally arrogant, and they can’t tolerate and look down on this lowly foreign dragon. They worked together to drive it out. It returned to the small river in desperation. The wound, but I didn't expect the river carp family to refuse to accept it on the grounds that it is not the same kind now. This pitiful dragon who is bumping into walls everywhere, the last one can't think about it, and it has become a demon...

Yu Yu pouted his mouth and watched with relish. These things are just like the stories he heard from Liaozhai when he was a child. They are both mysterious and interesting, and they are also very unreal. Even now that he knows that these things may have happened in the original, he still can't change the angle.

Although the book is thin, it looks like it has no end when you turn it over. After one page is turned, there will be another page. Countless comings and goings are recorded in a small square inch.

Yu Yu was still wondering why he didn't see anyone familiar, and the word "Liu Yaojun" popped up in front of him. He widened his eyes and contacted the front and back, and finally confirmed that the person who didn't even remember the name was the one on the other side. Meditating monster.

As the saying goes, if you don’t see it, you don’t know it. When you see it, you are startled. Although he used to listen to Cao Maomao nagging about how powerful his senior brother is, after all, Cao Maomao has a bit of the meaning of Wang Po selling melons and boasting. Yu Yu sounds like bragging: Although Liu Shipang looks powerful, he is actually quite powerful, but it doesn't mean that no one in the entire demon world can beat him, right?

All his skepticism dissipated after reading this book.The general idea in the book is this: The monster Liu Yaojun appeared very suddenly, just like the spring bamboo shoots in the bamboo forest after the rain in spring. If you don't pay attention, it will grow taller.His origin cannot be tested, the first thing recorded is that he defeated the master of the wolf clan.

It is said that the demon world is similar to the human world, even more direct than the human world. It is a land where the weak eat the big fish and the small fish and the small fish eat shrimp. If you are not strong enough, you deserve it if you are swallowed by other monsters.

It was against this background that one day, a wolf master who was out for a walk and foraging met Liu Shipang who rarely went out.The master observed in the dark for a while, and determined that the willow tree spirit, who was so dazed that he couldn't even make an expression, was a good choice. Plant monsters are hard to come across these days, and it is a treasure to meet one.So the master appeared in front of Liu Shipang drooling like this, then pointed to his nose and said, "I want to eat you."

Liu Shipang didn't even look at him, and stepped aside expressionlessly, preparing to continue looking for a panacea to fuel Cao Maomao who was about to transform.

The master didn't react for a moment, he froze on the spot, and when he realized that he was despised by a willow tree, he became furious, and finally stopped talking nonsense, and showed his black wolf paws to pounce on Liu Shipang.

There is a saying that, in the flash, the master of the wolf clan found himself flying out from the side before reaching Liu Shipang's body, hitting an old tree unceremoniously, and a mouthful of old blood spewed out. out.

When he was able to move again and looked up, the unknown willow tree spirit had long since disappeared.

Later, the master sold the whole story of this incident to Bai Xiaosheng of the demon world at the price of three little monster inner pills, and asked to record anonymously.

From then on, the unknown willow tree spirit became famous. He was like a black horse, killing from south to north and harming from west to east.

Gradually, when the monsters mentioned him, they no longer called Willow Tree Spirit, but called Willow Demon Lord in awe.

Once a demon becomes famous, he is just like a person. The public likes to gossip about him, such as what he likes to eat, what he likes to wear, what color he likes, and the most important thing is, what kind of pornographic news has been spread with that so-and-so.

Liu Shipang was not spared either, and Yu Yu turned over and over again, turning up dozens of pages about his 'private issues', and among these dozens of pages, one name was mentioned frequently, and that was the number one beauty of the fox clan—— Hu Meier.