You bully people!
Chapter 51
As the new year is approaching, more and more people flock to supermarkets to stock up on new year's goods. Yu Yu is envious, but unfortunately he has no money left. He just bought a mobile phone and has no money left.Unexpectedly, before leaving get off work on the afternoon of the 29th of December, the supermarket actually distributed red envelopes to the staff, even temporary workers like him. Very happy.It was a rare time for him to be proud, and he looked left and right in the supermarket, bought some of the things he had been looking forward to before, and swiped all the shopping cards.On the way to the bus station, he passed a grocery store. He went in and bought a small firework and a set of firecrackers. According to the custom in their village, they must get up early in the morning to set off firecrackers on the first day of the new year.
The snow is still falling, and the weather is still cold, but the strong atmosphere of the year and the red lanterns everywhere still make people feel warm.Yu Yu kept his old age for one night, and the next day he ran to the small courtyard in front of the door in good spirits, put the firecrackers on the snow, lit them and they crackled for a long time. Zhong shouted: "Happy New Year——!"
Liu Shipang was watching from the small steps in front of the door, and Yu Yu caught a glimpse of him, pinching a snowball in his hand to conceal himself and rubbing his way, when he came up to him, he suddenly shouted: "Go on!" The snowball hit Liu Shipang On the chest, flowers exploded, and snow foam splashed all over.
Satisfied, Yu Yu was trembling with laughter, bent down to grab several handfuls of snow, squeezed it into balls and threw it over.
"Hoo--" hit.
"pia—" hit again.
He was as excited as a puppy, happily pinching one here and there in the yard, attacking enemies in all directions.
Liu Shipang stood still and let him blow, soon his whole body was covered with snow powder, with a flick of his finger, the snowflakes disappeared, and even the water stains disappeared together.
After playing alone for a while, Yu Yu felt bored, so she clapped her hands and walked towards him, complaining, "Why didn't you respond, snowball fights are only interesting if you fight snowball fights."
Liu Shipang slowly raised his eyelids and glanced at him, Yu Yu felt that something was wrong, turned his head to look, and there was a huge snowball as big as a washbasin hanging less than one meter behind him, and the snowball was not in a hurry Fly to him.
"Hey!" He quickly took two steps back, followed closely by Xueqiu and also jumped forward twice, and was about to hit him in front of him, covering his entire face, and Yu Yu ran away.
It's just that his two slender legs were no match for someone else's home-flying ones. He was driven to run around in the yard, and he was out of breath after a while, so he had to beg Liu Shipang for mercy: "No, no, no! Quick, get it away, it's too big, it's deadly!"
Liu Shipang flicked the hem of his jersey, pretending not to hear.
Yu Yu gritted his teeth, and ran two more laps, his feet were so soft that he almost fell into a dog's shit, he put on a posture of simply dying, and with his head down, he sped up and plunged into Liu Shipang's arms.
Liu Shipang took a step back around him, and the snowball flew towards him, as if blocked by an invisible barrier, suspended for a while, dispersed into snow powder and fell to the ground.Yu Yu peeked out of his arms and smiled triumphantly: "Hey, I didn't hit me."
Liu Shipang looked at him silently with his head bowed when he heard the words, Yu Yu waved his hands with lingering fear and yelled: "Don't play anymore! The game is over, you can't throw me snowballs anymore!"
There was a little smile in Liu Shipang's eyes, but he didn't speak, just took his cold hand and squeezed it.
In the afternoon, the light snow turned into heavy snow. On the first day of the Lunar New Year, Yu Yu didn't have to go to work. He wrapped a blanket on the sofa and watched TV comfortably. Mei Zhiyi came to visit at this time.
He came so suddenly, Yu Yu suspiciously opened the door and saw him covered in snow, he was stunned for a long time before remembering to welcome him in, hurried to the bathroom to get a dry towel to wipe him, and then covered him with a blanket with.Probably because he had been blown by the wind for a long time, his complexion didn't look very good, and his lips were also purple, but fortunately, he looked in a good mood, smiling, and he still had the shadow of that bright boy back then.He covered his hands with hot tea, looked around the room with his head around, and said: "You guys know how to enjoy it, I took a lot of effort to find this place."
Yu Yu smiled. He still remembered Mei Zhiyi's sad appearance last time. He wanted to ask some questions but didn't dare to ask them, so he thought about it: "Where have you been during this time? Have you gone back to see it?"
Mei Zhiyi sipped his tea and murmured, waited for the tea to swallow, and said, "Look, the old man and the old lady at home are my biological parents after all, and I have to go back to see if they are right after the Chinese New Year."
"That's right." Yu Yu replied.
"The house is very lively, even more lively than in previous years. A big happy event is about to happen, which can't happen once in a thousand years."
Mei Zhiyi said this lightly, Yu Yu's heart skipped a beat, and she said bravely, "What's the matter?"
"What else can it be?" Mei Zhiyi glanced at the festive TV program and said absent-mindedly: "The ancestor is going to ascend, just in these two days, do you think it is happy? After this one, from now on, there will be no one comparable to the Mei family."
Yu Yu felt uncomfortable hearing it, and seeing him like this made her even more sad, "You..."
"What about me?" Mei Zhiyi turned to look at him, and grinned, "As the eldest grandson of Mei's family, of course I'm happier than others. In the future, we can be regarded as people who have seen immortals, descendants of immortals, Am I right."
Yu Yu frowned and didn't know what to say, Mei Zhiyi changed the subject and asked, "Where is Yaojun Liu? Why don't you see him?"
Yu Yu looked up, "It's in the study on the second floor."
"Can you take me to meet him? There are some questions I want to ask."
Although he was puzzled, Yu Yu still led him the way, and he went back downstairs to watch TV by himself, but his mind couldn't calm down, and he looked up from time to time.After more than half an hour, Mei Zhiyi finally came down, bid farewell to Yu Yu and was about to leave.
After sending him to the door, Yu Yu still couldn't hold back, and said: "If you feel sad, you can come to my place and sit down. Although I can't comfort people with a stupid mouth, it's okay to listen to what you say."
Mei Zhiyi stood in the snow and looked back at him, showing a sincere smile, "I know, don't worry, I won't be overwhelmed, I'm not smart, stupid, I don't think about things I can't figure out, left and right Being stupid for a while is stupid, and being stupid for a lifetime is also stupid.”
He finally smiled again, turned and left, and his figure quickly disappeared into the snowy sky.
It was a long time later that Yu Yu understood what he meant by being stupid for a while and for a lifetime, but thinking about it carefully, Mei Zhiyi was more than just a fool for a lifetime.
Liu Shipang came behind him at some point and handed him a cup of hot tea, Yu Yu took a sip and frowned, "What kind of tea is this? Add chili sauce to it."
Liu Shi Pang smiled slightly: "The panacea."
"I'm still immortal." Yu Yu pursed her lips and replied, not taking it seriously, and Liu Shipang didn't even say that there was indeed an immortal medicine in the tea, which Mei Zhiyi brought, something from the upper world, to eat It is an exaggeration to say that you will live forever, but it is possible to prolong your life and get rid of all kinds of diseases.
Within two days of Mei Zhiyi's visit, Cao Maomao, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, also came, but there was no sign of the flower python. Yu Yu felt strange, so he asked.
Cao Maomao stared angrily, and snorted, "That bedbug is hibernating! The long one is ugly and lazy. It sleeps all day and doesn't play with me. It makes me mad!"
Yu Yu remembered that the prototype of the flower python was a snake, and then looked at the thickness and size of the gestures in Cao Maomao's hands, and couldn't help but shudder several times.
"Then... what about Mr. Shi? Didn't he go looking for you?"
"Don't mention it! The stinky old man spends all day with his baby, so he doesn't have time to talk to me, one or two are bastards!"
Yu Yu sneered and said, "Then you can stay here for a while, and when the weather warms up, Snake—no, Mr. Hua Mang will come to you."
"I don't care about him!" Cao Mao raised his head coquettishly.
Without waiting for the weather to warm up, Yu Yu found Mr. Hua Mang who was freezing outside the door early the next morning, and let him in quickly.As soon as Cao Maomao saw him, he kicked his legs and ran upstairs, Hua Mang had no choice but to chase after him while calling "Little Mao Mao".
Yu Yu shook her head and laughed, said hello to Liu Shipang and went out to work, let those two monsters make trouble at home.It's just that he thought that one day would be enough for Hua Mang to coax Cao Maomao well. After all, Xiaocao is not an unreasonable person, but he didn't expect that when he returned home at night, the atmosphere at home would be even more dull, and even Liu Shipang's expression was not very clear. easy.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
Cao Maomao, with a rare serious face, said: "Something is going to happen, the demon world and the fairy world are going to fight."
The conflict between the demon world and the fairy world has a long history, especially the demon king of the demon world. It is said that he was a famous general in the fairy world, invincible in all battles, with a great reputation and a big temper. Meaning in the eyes.But how could the immortal emperor, who had always claimed to be the lord of the six realms, allow others to be presumptuous? He soon found an opportunity to get rid of him, but he didn't expect that the news would leak out, and that general would go to the devil world first.The rules of the devil world have always been simple and rough, the strong are respected, and the famous generals themselves are extraordinary in strength. They used a little trick to remove the previous generation of devil kings and replace them.Now, probably because he thinks the time has come.
"Then... what does this have to do with us?"
"Since the battle between immortals and demons, there is no one in the demon world who can stand alone. The gods stand on the nine heavens and have never interfered with these things. The human world and the ghost world are not strong enough, and they never intervene. In this way, the demon world has become the fairy world. It is necessary to make a choice for the target of the competition." Liu Shipang said slowly.
Yu Yu was in a hurry, "Can't, can't I not participate?"
"It's difficult," Hua Mang said, "They're all fighting. There's no room for others to watch the fun. They won't stop until they are dragged into the water. But don't worry too much. I'm not being taken advantage of by the demon world. They let me beat me. Hit, isn't that too much of a shame? You have to check the situation first, drag it on for a while, and wait until the two worlds are almost wiped out before you clean it up."
"Then what to do now?"
Seeing that he was really nervous, Cao Maomao jumped up and sat down next to him, patted his hand, and said, "Don't be afraid, it's none of our business, we'll just wait in the human world. My senior brother and the bug will go back to the demon world, and we're done with them." I'm back."
"That's right, you and Xiao Maomao stay in the human world, and Master Shi Yan will come in two days, so the three of you can take care of each other."
Yu Yu looked at Liu Shipang worriedly, "Are you going for a long time? Is it dangerous?"
Liu Shipang shook his head, "It's okay, don't worry, I'll come find you as soon as possible."
That night, he and Hua Mang left overnight, and it seemed that the situation was not as optimistic as Hua Mang said.
Yu Yu couldn't sleep all night, got up from the bed flustered and short of breath, remembered another matter, and hurriedly took out the phone.
"Brother, it's me, anyway, can you meet me?"
"……it is good."
The snow is still falling, and the weather is still cold, but the strong atmosphere of the year and the red lanterns everywhere still make people feel warm.Yu Yu kept his old age for one night, and the next day he ran to the small courtyard in front of the door in good spirits, put the firecrackers on the snow, lit them and they crackled for a long time. Zhong shouted: "Happy New Year——!"
Liu Shipang was watching from the small steps in front of the door, and Yu Yu caught a glimpse of him, pinching a snowball in his hand to conceal himself and rubbing his way, when he came up to him, he suddenly shouted: "Go on!" The snowball hit Liu Shipang On the chest, flowers exploded, and snow foam splashed all over.
Satisfied, Yu Yu was trembling with laughter, bent down to grab several handfuls of snow, squeezed it into balls and threw it over.
"Hoo--" hit.
"pia—" hit again.
He was as excited as a puppy, happily pinching one here and there in the yard, attacking enemies in all directions.
Liu Shipang stood still and let him blow, soon his whole body was covered with snow powder, with a flick of his finger, the snowflakes disappeared, and even the water stains disappeared together.
After playing alone for a while, Yu Yu felt bored, so she clapped her hands and walked towards him, complaining, "Why didn't you respond, snowball fights are only interesting if you fight snowball fights."
Liu Shipang slowly raised his eyelids and glanced at him, Yu Yu felt that something was wrong, turned his head to look, and there was a huge snowball as big as a washbasin hanging less than one meter behind him, and the snowball was not in a hurry Fly to him.
"Hey!" He quickly took two steps back, followed closely by Xueqiu and also jumped forward twice, and was about to hit him in front of him, covering his entire face, and Yu Yu ran away.
It's just that his two slender legs were no match for someone else's home-flying ones. He was driven to run around in the yard, and he was out of breath after a while, so he had to beg Liu Shipang for mercy: "No, no, no! Quick, get it away, it's too big, it's deadly!"
Liu Shipang flicked the hem of his jersey, pretending not to hear.
Yu Yu gritted his teeth, and ran two more laps, his feet were so soft that he almost fell into a dog's shit, he put on a posture of simply dying, and with his head down, he sped up and plunged into Liu Shipang's arms.
Liu Shipang took a step back around him, and the snowball flew towards him, as if blocked by an invisible barrier, suspended for a while, dispersed into snow powder and fell to the ground.Yu Yu peeked out of his arms and smiled triumphantly: "Hey, I didn't hit me."
Liu Shipang looked at him silently with his head bowed when he heard the words, Yu Yu waved his hands with lingering fear and yelled: "Don't play anymore! The game is over, you can't throw me snowballs anymore!"
There was a little smile in Liu Shipang's eyes, but he didn't speak, just took his cold hand and squeezed it.
In the afternoon, the light snow turned into heavy snow. On the first day of the Lunar New Year, Yu Yu didn't have to go to work. He wrapped a blanket on the sofa and watched TV comfortably. Mei Zhiyi came to visit at this time.
He came so suddenly, Yu Yu suspiciously opened the door and saw him covered in snow, he was stunned for a long time before remembering to welcome him in, hurried to the bathroom to get a dry towel to wipe him, and then covered him with a blanket with.Probably because he had been blown by the wind for a long time, his complexion didn't look very good, and his lips were also purple, but fortunately, he looked in a good mood, smiling, and he still had the shadow of that bright boy back then.He covered his hands with hot tea, looked around the room with his head around, and said: "You guys know how to enjoy it, I took a lot of effort to find this place."
Yu Yu smiled. He still remembered Mei Zhiyi's sad appearance last time. He wanted to ask some questions but didn't dare to ask them, so he thought about it: "Where have you been during this time? Have you gone back to see it?"
Mei Zhiyi sipped his tea and murmured, waited for the tea to swallow, and said, "Look, the old man and the old lady at home are my biological parents after all, and I have to go back to see if they are right after the Chinese New Year."
"That's right." Yu Yu replied.
"The house is very lively, even more lively than in previous years. A big happy event is about to happen, which can't happen once in a thousand years."
Mei Zhiyi said this lightly, Yu Yu's heart skipped a beat, and she said bravely, "What's the matter?"
"What else can it be?" Mei Zhiyi glanced at the festive TV program and said absent-mindedly: "The ancestor is going to ascend, just in these two days, do you think it is happy? After this one, from now on, there will be no one comparable to the Mei family."
Yu Yu felt uncomfortable hearing it, and seeing him like this made her even more sad, "You..."
"What about me?" Mei Zhiyi turned to look at him, and grinned, "As the eldest grandson of Mei's family, of course I'm happier than others. In the future, we can be regarded as people who have seen immortals, descendants of immortals, Am I right."
Yu Yu frowned and didn't know what to say, Mei Zhiyi changed the subject and asked, "Where is Yaojun Liu? Why don't you see him?"
Yu Yu looked up, "It's in the study on the second floor."
"Can you take me to meet him? There are some questions I want to ask."
Although he was puzzled, Yu Yu still led him the way, and he went back downstairs to watch TV by himself, but his mind couldn't calm down, and he looked up from time to time.After more than half an hour, Mei Zhiyi finally came down, bid farewell to Yu Yu and was about to leave.
After sending him to the door, Yu Yu still couldn't hold back, and said: "If you feel sad, you can come to my place and sit down. Although I can't comfort people with a stupid mouth, it's okay to listen to what you say."
Mei Zhiyi stood in the snow and looked back at him, showing a sincere smile, "I know, don't worry, I won't be overwhelmed, I'm not smart, stupid, I don't think about things I can't figure out, left and right Being stupid for a while is stupid, and being stupid for a lifetime is also stupid.”
He finally smiled again, turned and left, and his figure quickly disappeared into the snowy sky.
It was a long time later that Yu Yu understood what he meant by being stupid for a while and for a lifetime, but thinking about it carefully, Mei Zhiyi was more than just a fool for a lifetime.
Liu Shipang came behind him at some point and handed him a cup of hot tea, Yu Yu took a sip and frowned, "What kind of tea is this? Add chili sauce to it."
Liu Shi Pang smiled slightly: "The panacea."
"I'm still immortal." Yu Yu pursed her lips and replied, not taking it seriously, and Liu Shipang didn't even say that there was indeed an immortal medicine in the tea, which Mei Zhiyi brought, something from the upper world, to eat It is an exaggeration to say that you will live forever, but it is possible to prolong your life and get rid of all kinds of diseases.
Within two days of Mei Zhiyi's visit, Cao Maomao, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, also came, but there was no sign of the flower python. Yu Yu felt strange, so he asked.
Cao Maomao stared angrily, and snorted, "That bedbug is hibernating! The long one is ugly and lazy. It sleeps all day and doesn't play with me. It makes me mad!"
Yu Yu remembered that the prototype of the flower python was a snake, and then looked at the thickness and size of the gestures in Cao Maomao's hands, and couldn't help but shudder several times.
"Then... what about Mr. Shi? Didn't he go looking for you?"
"Don't mention it! The stinky old man spends all day with his baby, so he doesn't have time to talk to me, one or two are bastards!"
Yu Yu sneered and said, "Then you can stay here for a while, and when the weather warms up, Snake—no, Mr. Hua Mang will come to you."
"I don't care about him!" Cao Mao raised his head coquettishly.
Without waiting for the weather to warm up, Yu Yu found Mr. Hua Mang who was freezing outside the door early the next morning, and let him in quickly.As soon as Cao Maomao saw him, he kicked his legs and ran upstairs, Hua Mang had no choice but to chase after him while calling "Little Mao Mao".
Yu Yu shook her head and laughed, said hello to Liu Shipang and went out to work, let those two monsters make trouble at home.It's just that he thought that one day would be enough for Hua Mang to coax Cao Maomao well. After all, Xiaocao is not an unreasonable person, but he didn't expect that when he returned home at night, the atmosphere at home would be even more dull, and even Liu Shipang's expression was not very clear. easy.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
Cao Maomao, with a rare serious face, said: "Something is going to happen, the demon world and the fairy world are going to fight."
The conflict between the demon world and the fairy world has a long history, especially the demon king of the demon world. It is said that he was a famous general in the fairy world, invincible in all battles, with a great reputation and a big temper. Meaning in the eyes.But how could the immortal emperor, who had always claimed to be the lord of the six realms, allow others to be presumptuous? He soon found an opportunity to get rid of him, but he didn't expect that the news would leak out, and that general would go to the devil world first.The rules of the devil world have always been simple and rough, the strong are respected, and the famous generals themselves are extraordinary in strength. They used a little trick to remove the previous generation of devil kings and replace them.Now, probably because he thinks the time has come.
"Then... what does this have to do with us?"
"Since the battle between immortals and demons, there is no one in the demon world who can stand alone. The gods stand on the nine heavens and have never interfered with these things. The human world and the ghost world are not strong enough, and they never intervene. In this way, the demon world has become the fairy world. It is necessary to make a choice for the target of the competition." Liu Shipang said slowly.
Yu Yu was in a hurry, "Can't, can't I not participate?"
"It's difficult," Hua Mang said, "They're all fighting. There's no room for others to watch the fun. They won't stop until they are dragged into the water. But don't worry too much. I'm not being taken advantage of by the demon world. They let me beat me. Hit, isn't that too much of a shame? You have to check the situation first, drag it on for a while, and wait until the two worlds are almost wiped out before you clean it up."
"Then what to do now?"
Seeing that he was really nervous, Cao Maomao jumped up and sat down next to him, patted his hand, and said, "Don't be afraid, it's none of our business, we'll just wait in the human world. My senior brother and the bug will go back to the demon world, and we're done with them." I'm back."
"That's right, you and Xiao Maomao stay in the human world, and Master Shi Yan will come in two days, so the three of you can take care of each other."
Yu Yu looked at Liu Shipang worriedly, "Are you going for a long time? Is it dangerous?"
Liu Shipang shook his head, "It's okay, don't worry, I'll come find you as soon as possible."
That night, he and Hua Mang left overnight, and it seemed that the situation was not as optimistic as Hua Mang said.
Yu Yu couldn't sleep all night, got up from the bed flustered and short of breath, remembered another matter, and hurriedly took out the phone.
"Brother, it's me, anyway, can you meet me?"
"……it is good."
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