[Comprehensive martial arts] The world's number one assassin

Liu Hanyue's expression was so serious that Yu Luocha almost didn't react.

"Evil mother-in-law?" Yu Luocha's expression almost collapsed.

And? Gong Jiu, who was hiding behind Ximen Chuixue, almost laughed out loud. The adjective "evil mother-in-law" really fits the current Jade Rakshasa very well.

"That's right." Liu Hanyue nodded, then reached out and patted Yu Luocha on the shoulder, saying, "Uncle Yu, children and grandchildren have their own blessings, so it's better not to interfere too much."

Gong Jiu heard Liu Hanyue's words, and immediately echoed, "Uncle Yu, I think Mr. Liu is right."

As soon as the words fell, Yu Luocha's face was so dark that it couldn't be darker. In a short period of time, Liu Hanyue had already stabbed him twice in the heart.

"It seems that Hanyue has a lot to say to me." Yu Luocha held the folding fan in her hand and gritted her teeth at Liu Hanyue and said.

Liu Hanyue took a few steps back in fear, then looked at Yu Luocha vigilantly and said, "Don't tell me you're in menopause."

After speaking, Liu Hanyue began to think about what the players said that the elders in the family needed to do when they reached menopause.

Don't talk back to them, do more things for them, chat with them often, and follow them more.

Before Liu Hanyue could finish thinking, Yu Luocha carried Liu Hanyue away.

Before leaving, Yu Luocha glanced at Ximen Chuuxue and Gong Jiu and said, "You can settle your own affairs, I still have a lot to say to Hanyue."

After speaking, Yu Luocha took Liu Hanyue and disappeared into Gong Jiu's tent.

"Wuwu, let me go, I won't be angry with you anymore, I will try my best to follow you." Liu Hanyue said with aggrieved shoulders, "Also, I am the number one assassin in the world, how could you treat me like this? How embarrassing."

Yu Luosha put down the struggling Liu Hanyue on his shoulder, then pinched Liu Hanyue's chin and said, "You still know you're mad at me?"

I saw Liu Hanyue seriously said: "Although I don't know which sentence made you angry, but you tell me, I will definitely correct it seriously, and I will definitely not be angry with you again. After all, your body is important."

After the words fell, Yu Luocha was once again angered by Liu Hanyue, who said there was something wrong with his body?

"I'll give you a chance, what should I call me?" Yu Luoshan's green eyes narrowed slightly, and his whole body was full of danger.

It seemed that if Liu Hanyue answered a wrong sentence, Yu Luocha would stab her fangs into Liu Hanyue's neck like a poisonous snake.

Liu Hanyue took a step back and asked tentatively, "Uncle Yu?"

Soon, the murderous aura on Yu Luosha's body soared, making the nerves of the patrol team tense by three degrees in an instant.

And? Liu Hanyue said to herself after saying this sentence: "Don't let me be called Uncle Yu, do you want me to be called Brother Yu?"

When Yu Luocha heard the words "Brother Yu", his expression softened a little, which seemed to be a good thing.

Just when Yu Luocha was about to let Liu Hanyue go, he heard Liu Hanyue say: "It's weird to tell my brother to be a traitor or a thief."

Yu Luocha felt that Liu Hanyue had stabbed him in the heart again, he was the one who either raped or stole.

"Since you don't like me calling you Uncle Yu, then I'll call you Mr. Yu." Liu Hanyue looked up at Yu Luocha and said.

Yu Luocha took a deep breath when he heard the words, and after talking for a long time, he was still walking in place.

"Hanyue, you can call me Brother Yu in private." Yu Luocha pressed Liu Hanyue's shoulder, with a vague ambiguity in her voice.

Liu Hanyue unconsciously became nervous, and her steady heartbeat tended to speed up.

"Brother Yu." Liu Hanyue shouted.

Upon hearing this, Yu Luocha showed a full smile, and at the same time let go of Liu Hanyue's shoulders.

And? Liu Hanyue also breathed a sigh of relief. I didn't expect Mr. Yu to be so old, and he still pays attention to his age. As for myself, I should follow his heart more, so as not to make Mr. Yu angry.

"Brother Yu!" Seeing Yu Luocha's relaxed expression, Liu Hanyue called out Brother Yu loudly again.

The smile on Yu Luocha's face quickly froze on his face. He always felt that Liu Hanyue's voice of "Brother Yu" was very strange, but in the end Yu Luocha still held back in his heart, after all, he could no longer stand still.

Otherwise, that little bastard Gong Jiu would bring Ximen Chuuxue into the room, and naturally his mistress' wife does not exist.

Then, Liu Hanyue patted Yu Luocha on the shoulder and said, "Just be happy with this kind of thing."

After finishing speaking, Liu Hanyue bounced away.

Yu Luocha stood there holding the folding fan in his hand, he always felt that Liu Hanyue had misunderstood something.

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After Lu Xiaofeng came out of Gong Jiu's tent, he wandered around outside the barracks, and even caught a hare for a small cooking.

When Lu Xiaofeng lit the fire, Liu Hanyue suddenly appeared from behind him, scaring the rabbit in his hand and ran away.

"Xiao Hanyue, my rabbit? I was scared away by you, do you want to pay my rabbit?" Lu Xiaofeng said with an angry look.

And? Liu Hanyue was worried that no one would listen to the strange experience he encountered today, so he grabbed Lu Xiaofeng and complained: "Men in menopause are really strange."

Hearing this, Lu Xiaofeng asked with a question mark on his face: "What's wrong?"

What is menopause?What do menopausal men do?

Liu Hanyue said: "Today Mr. Yu asked me not to call him Uncle Yu, but to call him Brother Yu."

"What, what?" Lu Xiaofeng was so surprised that he lost his voice.

"I can't see that Mr. Yu is such a person who cares about his age." Liu Hanyue said to herself.

In the end, Liu Hanyue looked at Lu Xiaofeng whose expression was completely blank, and said, "Tell me, should I let everyone call Mr. Yu Brother Yu? That way he will be happier."

The next moment, Lu Xiaofeng tightly covered Liu Hanyue's mouth, and looked around vigilantly.

Immediately afterwards, Lu Xiaofeng said to Liu Hanyue: "You are not allowed to tell anyone about this, especially Ximen, do you know?"

And? Liu Hanyue was crazily winking at Lu Xiaofeng, but Lu Xiaofeng couldn't understand what Liu Hanyue wanted to express at all.

Just when Lu Xiaofeng was about to let go of Liu Hanyue, a voice as cold as a spring said: "Don't tell me what?"

At that moment, Lu Xiaofeng felt that he was frozen from the soles of his feet to the top of the sky by a gust of cold water, why would God not let him go, he just wanted to prevent a family tragedy?

I saw Liu Hanyue struggling and said: "Ximen, Mr. Yu may be in menopause recently, he will make strange demands on people, and his temper will become very bad, you have to be more tolerant to him."

"Menopause?" Ximen Chuuxue, who came out to practice sword, couldn't help frowning.

"That is, every man's mood will become cloudy and uncertain every time he reaches middle age." Liu Hanyue said.

Ximen Chuuxue frowned and thought for a while, then said to Liu Hanyue: "I already know what you said, I will deal with this matter?"

After finishing speaking, Ximen Chuuxue turned around and walked towards the lake.

After Ximen Chuuxue walked away, Lu Xiaofeng's whole body softened, just now he was really afraid that Liu Hanyue would tell this matter, Ximen Chuuxue raised his sword and killed his relatives righteously.

"What's wrong with you?" Liu Hanyue looked at Lu Xiaofeng in confusion and asked.

Ximen didn't do anything just now, why Lu Xiaofeng almost collapsed in fright.

"I'm fine." Lu Xiaofeng said with a bitter smile.

He decided that after everything was over, he would stay away from Liu Hanyue, and he didn't want to live in fear again.

In the evening, Yu Luocha welcomed his son Ximen Chuuxue and Gong Jiu who followed behind Ximen Chuuxue.

Yu Luocha looked at Gong Jiu and inevitably stabbed a few words: "Master Jiu's body will be healed so soon? Or did he try his best to get here because of Chuuxue."

Gong Jiu was carrying Ximen Chuuxue's medicine box and ignored? He met Yu Luocha, but Ximen Chuuxue said directly to Yu Luocha: "Hand out."

"What's wrong? I'm not sick." Yu Luocha frowned.

Gong Jiu said with a smile: "Uncle Yu, people should not avoid diseases and avoid medical treatment."

"Hand." Ximen Chuixue said while watching Yu Luocha.

Yu Luocha knew Ximen Chuuxue's character, if he didn't let him check his pulse, he might stand here and not leave.

Therefore, Yu Luocha could only hand over Ximen Chuuxue.

Ximen Chuuxue listened to Yu Luocha while taking his pulse, and said, "My martial arts have reached the peak, and it is impossible for me to get sick."

"Han Yue said that you have reached menopause." Ximen Chuuxue stated calmly.

"Huh?" Yu Luocha looked up at Ximen Chuuxue.

"He said that you have an unpredictable temper, and you always make some strange demands on him." Ximen Chuuxue continued.

After finishing speaking, Ximen Chuuxue stretched out his hand to Gong Jiu and said, "Things."

Gong Jiu immediately took out the silver needle from Ximen Chuuxue's medicine box knowingly.

"Now it seems that you are really angry." Ximen Chuuxue pinched a needle and said.

"I said I'm not sick." Yu Luocha frowned, and couldn't help but retract her hand.

Just as Ximen Chuixue was about to persuade Yu Luocha not to shy away from medical treatment, the sound of pattering footsteps came from outside.

"Brother Yu!" Liu Hanyue opened the curtain of the tent and shouted loudly.

In the end, after Liu Hanyue saw clearly the people in the tent, my good guy, Ximen Chuuxue and Gong Jiu were all there, and the scene of her death was the scene.

Seeing this, Gong Jiu couldn't help curling his lips. He knew what Yu Luocha was thinking about Liu Hanyue, but Yu Luocha was really old and not ashamed to coax Liu Hanyue into calling her brother.

And Yu Luocha looked up at Ximen Chuuxue, Ximen Chuuxue looked at Yu Luocha calmly, his expression was full of words, you are sick, you are not only sick, you are also very sick.

Yu Luocha only felt that she had a heart attack.

"It seems that the dosage of the prescription that was prepared just now needs to be increased." Ximen Chuuxue said.

Liu Hanyue couldn't help but said, "Recently Mr. Yu seems to value age very much, that's why he asked me to call him Brother Yu, Ximen, don't be angry."

Yu Luocha only felt that he was about to die, and he really wanted someone to appear to break the current situation.

At this moment, a black figure suddenly appeared outside the tent.

"Master, Nishuihan's whereabouts have been traced." A slightly hoarse male voice said. "Say it!" Yu Luocha excitedly said.

This news saved him from the fire and water!