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After taking the two exams in the morning, the first text message Jian Cong received was from Gongsun Bo, a free soul who had wandered outside for half a month, and his first Moments after returning to China were: "It's over, it's over, I'm going to take the exam Haven't reviewed yet (/crying)."

Now that two exams have been completed, Gongsun Bo sent a message to tell him: Cong Er, did I get the wrong test paper? Why are my questions so silly...

Jian Cong originally wanted to reply to him, "No problem, this question is just so mentally retarded", but after thinking about it, he changed it to "The question of finding the charge of charged particles is still a bit difficult."

Gongsun Bo:? ? ?What is the specific charge of a charged particle? ?

Gongsun Bo: Have this question? ? ?

Gongsun Bo: I rely on my brother, don't you scare me?Fuck, I really didn't see the title? ? ?

Jian Cong: Just kidding, there is no such question.

Gongsun Bo made a phone call with great momentum, and Jian Cong heard his roar through the long wireless radio wave: "Jian Cong! You are dead."

Jian Cong said with a smile: "I'm alive, come out and go to the restaurant to have a meal together, come over with my tablemate, and introduce you to get to know each other again."

"Who do you know? I know God Lu, the other classmates, have you changed your deskmate again?" Gongsun Bo was confused.

Jian Cong curled the corner of his mouth and smiled mischievously: "That's right, God Lu, I'll introduce you to a new identity."

"New identity? Spider-Man Iron Man Captain America hiding in the crowd?" Gongsun Bo's mind was wide open.

Jian Cong sighed, "I'll give you two dollars, you can go and see your brain now."

Gongsun Bo racked his brains, "Otherwise, is there any other mysterious identity?"

Jian Cong: "Your father."

"Father Cong, isn't my father yours? When did you change it?"

Jian Cong lost his temper, "Hey, good son, let me introduce your mother to you, come here quickly."

Gongsun Bo dealt with him with an "Ah",

He thought, Jian Cong, the son of a bitch, was finally willing to let his mysterious girlfriend out to bask in the sun.

He dragged Lu Yanxue all the way, running more anxiously than he was getting married, for fear that Jian Cong's mysterious girlfriend would disappear again after going.

When he was out of breath and pushed open the door of the box, Jian Cong was the only one sitting there holding the menu.

Gongsun Bo didn't give up, and walked around the box twice.

Lu Yanxue was stuffed in his ears by Gongsun Bo all the way, "Jian Cong's girlfriend, I can't see it when it's too late", and he analyzed convincingly: "It must be No. [-] Middle School, because Cong'er is taking the exam in No. [-] Middle School."

Lu Yanxue asked why he couldn't be from No. [-] Middle School, and Gongsun Bo said, "You don't know, although Cong'er has a lot of EX, he never eats grass!"

Lu Yanxue was in a very complicated mood. He didn't know whether he should be thankful that Jian Cong ate his "nest grass", or ask Jian Cong how many exes he had, so that he could be mentally prepared.

While Gongsun Bo wandered around the box, Lu Yanxue dragged his chair and sat next to Jian Cong.

"Still ordering?" Jian Cong handed him the menu.

Lu Yanxue asked, "How many dishes have you ordered?"

Jian Cong: "Six or seven."

"Enough is enough, I can't finish eating any more." Lu Yanxue said.

Gongsun Bo was really puzzled, he turned his head and asked Jian Cong, "Didn't you say you introduced someone to me? Where is the person?"

"Look this way." Jian Cong pointed to Lu Yanxue and said, "Open your eyes wider, what do you see?"

Gongsun Bo supported his eye sockets with his fingers cooperatively, "I saw God Lu, what else can I see?"

"Well, then you saw it." Jian Cong withdrew his fingers.

Gongsun Bo was a little stunned, not understanding what Jian Cong meant.

Lu Yanxue gently grabbed Jian Cong with his hand under the table, Jian Cong looked at him with a chin, tilted his head and said, "Let's talk, anyway, we'll know sooner or later."

Lu Yanxue listened to his wife's instructions, coughed lightly, and said, "Let me introduce myself again, I am Jian Cong's boyfriend."

Gongsun Bo's eyes were dull at first, and his eyes kept wandering between the two of them, and then he suddenly burst into laughter.

"Damn it, you two acted really alike, I almost believed it, then what, let me introduce myself, I am Jian Cong's little wife, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha' I almost believed it, so what, let me introduce myself." Gongsun Bo laughed until he pounded the table.

Jian Cong and Lu Yanxue had a tacit understanding at this time, one poured tea, the other drank tea, and watched Gongsun Bo go from hilarious to dry laughter quietly.

In the end, Jian Cong chatted in every possible way: "Are you done laughing?"

Gongsun Bo tilted up his stool and came over and punched Jian Cong: "Pull it down, you have to like men, unless all the girls in the world are wiped out, that's impossible." He promised swearingly.

Lu Yanxue and Jian Cong looked at each other, and Lu Yanxue smiled at Jian Cong: "He doesn't believe it, what else can I do?"

Jian Cong unbuttoned the top button of his shirt, twisted his neck and said, "Of course, let him believe it." He raised his chin to Lu Yanxue.

Lu Yanxue slightly pursed his lips and smiled, wrapped his arms around his neck and kissed him.

Jian Cong closed his eyes, and seriously responded to this ridiculous kiss to prove that he liked a boy.

In the hearing, Gongsun Bo was shocked, "You you you you you..."

But I don’t care, what I care about is to respond to this soft and soft kiss like eating cotton candy, tell his gentle boyfriend, I am seriously in love with you, and I will also give you my sense of security and let you know You are my one and only.

And Gongsun Bo went from being shocked to being at a loss, and finally he could only cover his eyes with his hand.

These two bastards, he will go blind, blah blah.

As for his broken three views.

Ha ha.

After a long kiss, the two finally parted. Gongsun Bo was finally able to let go, and his three views reorganized into a strange shape at a strange speed. He angrily condemned them: "I thought the three of us were Brother, in the end, you two secretly fell in love behind my back?"

Jian Cong held Lu Yanxue's hand and put it on the table, and said with a smile, "Now we are talking in front of you."

"Wait." Gongsun Bo suddenly stood up, looked around, and said in panic, "Damn! Will there be surveillance here?"

"No." Jian Cong bent his index finger down at him, "Sit down and calm down brother."

"Damn it, you know I'm a brother and you found me a mother even if you didn't agree with each other... God Lu, let me ask you a question."

Lu Yanxue was still immersed in their complicated seniority relationship, and he let out a little "ah".

"Lu Shen, tell me, did you do it voluntarily or were you forced by Cong'er?" Gongsun Bo asked solemnly.

Jian Cong threw the chopsticks over: "Go away, Lao Tzu."

"Both of you straight men can fall in love. I'm desperate for this world of fancy dog ​​abuse, so good!" Gongsun Bo said angrily.

Lu Yanxue said lightly on the side: "I never said I was straight."

Gongsun Bo and Jian Cong turned to look at him at the same time.

Jian Cong: Why do I suddenly feel that something is wrong?

Lu Yanxue said frankly, "I fell in love at first sight."

The corners of Gongsun Bo's mouth twitched, "That Cong'er is love for a long time." After speaking, he wanted to flip the table, "Why should I discuss this issue with you?"

Jian Cong said: "Why don't I know what love at first sight is?!"

Lu Yanxue: "It's very unreasonable to say no to all the tokens of love."

Jian Cong looked confused: "What token of love?"

Lu Yanxue stretched out his fingers and pressed gently on Jian Cong's chest, the temperature of the close-fitting blessing bag had already merged with Jian Cong's body temperature.

Jian Cong pressed his chest, suddenly realized, he smiled and asked Lu Yanxue, "Should I return some token?"

"I've already returned, just you." Lu Yanxue was very cooperative.

Gongsun Bo was so stuffed with dog food that he rolled his eyes, his fingers trembling. He pointed at Jian Cong and complained to Lu Yanxue, "God Lu, do you know what he was like before?"

"What kind?" Lu Yanxue asked curiously.

"That's it." Gongsun Bo imitated Jian Cong's tone and said, "What gift do you want? Forget it, just settle the shopping cart and I'll transfer Alipay to you." He said while imitating Jian Cong's indifference, why See how you owe it.

Lu Yanxue smiled and said, "It's fake, so you still have a girlfriend?"

Jian Cong felt his waist being pinched hard by a hand, and almost jumped up without a cry.Why can't Bo'er keep his mouth shut right now, otherwise he will really feel guilty, so he can only throw himself on the table and stare at Gongsun Bo.

After a meal, Jian Cong was exhausted.

Don't let your girlfriend get too close to your brother, and the same applies to your boyfriend.

Jian Cong's ex's vest has been stripped from his first love to his ex, and he almost took off his kindergarten underwear.

At the dinner table, one was dancing and the other was listening with gusto, Jian Cong was caught in the middle with extremely complicated moods.

Fortunately, there was an exam in the afternoon, and the meeting finally ended after dinner. At this time, Gongsun Bo took a taxi and left first, leaving time for the two to settle (accounts) alone.

Lu Yanxue sent Gongsun Bo into the car first, and when he turned around, he saw Jian Cong standing behind him and touching his nose.

"Guilty?" Lu Yanxue teased him.

Jian Cong nodded obediently, "It's a little bit."

"No, I'm not jealous." Lu Yanxue walked forward side by side with him, and he said, "There is a saying in the past, it seems to say that I don't mind your past, but I am willing to participate in your future? So There is no need to be jealous, our future is much longer than the past, isn't it?"

Jian Cong laughed at him, "Why are you so sensational all of a sudden?"

"Ah."

"Because it's sudden to like you."

Lu Yanxue said seriously.

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