Star roaming series

Chapter 29 The gift is poop

Iger, who disassembled and assembled into a screen, showed me the screens of selling and buying Mithril respectively.

Mithril is sold in grams, and the average market price per gram of Mithril with a purity of 99.9% is around 3 universe coins. merchant.

I was shocked.

"Master, you are very happy this time, I can see it!" Iger's voice was also very excited.

"How did you get it?"

"Although you have a dull face, you are spinning around!"

"Yeah." I was really happy, "You can eat eggs!"

Iger immediately changed his face and projected a puppet in human form. Three simple black horizontal lines were drawn on the face, two representing the eyes and one representing the mouth. Showing my usual expression, and a big balloon mallet, Iger took it and started to bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang on the puppet.

"Ah! Hurry up and find something to collect poop! I'm scanning to see how much mithril there is, and sell it immediately!" I looked around, found a metal box and a shovel to dig up the pile of treasures, and looked at the dumpling from time to time, making the dumpling squeak Telling you to run around... What are you nervous about... I won't stew your fat dumpling to eat, you are now a rich dumpling... Hehehe.

The dumpling was blown away by me, and I gnawed at the metal to eliminate the fear. I praised and affirmed the behavior of the dumpling.

After collecting the dumpling poop that had accumulated for more than three months, I was smelly all over, and Iger stayed away from me after losing his temper.

"Iger, these poops weighed 17 kilograms just now, and the conversion ratio of mithril is about 170 grams. It can be sold for about 510 million, right?"

"Master, are you going to sell the whole box like this?" Iger asked, pinching his nose and pointing to the box in my hand.

"That's right, I'll sell whoever buys it, and the gift is poop."

"..." Iger's mouth twitched.

I am very shameless about my behavior of giving stool as a gift. Iger urged me to wash out the mithril. No merchant wants to buy a bunch of products with stool, and these stools cannot be used for composting.

I first ran to take a shower to wash off the stink, and started to adjust the cleaning program of Klin's first-generation cleaning robot to the program for cleaning mithril.

Mithril is very light, and the black part of the dumpling's stool is relatively heavy. Once it is put into the water and stirred for a while, it will layer up and down. Mithril floats in the middle and upper layers of the water, and the black feces are at the bottom. Precipitate, let Kelin's first-generation Mithril washing robot collect those liquids that are shining with subtle silver light, and then take them to the simple ultra-high-speed centrifuge made of metal parts while waiting for Kelin's first-generation Mithril washing robot to wash those secrets. All the silver was spilled.

The leached mithril is still a little wet, with a very soft and light texture, exuding a subtle and beautiful silver light. The smell of stool has been washed away, but it still has a little bit of dumpling smell, authentic dumpling brand mithril.

Dry the seemingly small 170 grams of mithril, pack it into 5-gram bags according to Iger's words, and then Iger connects to the trading system to release the news and sample pictures of selling mithril, the price is 1 gram 3 The reasonable price is 20, and at the same time, for promotion, there is a [-]% discount for buying more than [-] grams.

There is still knowledge about this discount. Iger said that if the discount is too low in the trading system, people will doubt whether the item is genuine or defective. A moderate discount can attract people to come to talk about transactions. As for how much you can buy, it is also a science. Dimension Merchants can’t let people know all their hole cards. This may attract merchants from nearby dimensions to seek murder and robbery. So even if I have as much as 170 grams of mithril, I can only write 2 or 30 grams at most. Discounts are used to attract the attention of customers, and these customers are all dimensional businessmen with vicious eyes.

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