Incompetence of Rebirth

Shen Xiaosan opened his mouth and found that he was speechless. He always thought that he was the victim, but he never thought that his incompetence would harm so many people.He could not believe what Ye Wuguo said, but what he said was right.There are two sides to everything in this world, everyone is responsible, and one hand cannot be clapped.It was like this in the last life, if he hadn't been so shameless in liking her, she wouldn't have forced her into the palace.If it wasn't for forcing the palace, so many people wouldn't be implicated.Although he died in the previous life, many people were harmed because of his incompetence.

But, but, Shen Xiaosan felt that the price was too heavy, so heavy that he felt uneasy in his conscience, and he began to find reasons for himself. He really didn't want to kill those people. Although he was incompetent, he had never done anything harmful What happened... Besides, he has changed in this life, he is so incompetent, that's why his father is so disappointed, and that's why Qin Lie is the best son in his heart, and that's why Qin Lie will continue after he leaves. Do it, don't you?In this life, he will no longer serve as the director of Yufeng, will no longer interfere in any affairs, and will no longer embarrass Qin Lie.He really swears, really.So Yufeng will not go bankrupt in this way.

He swears that he has really changed in this life. If he wants to find someone who likes him, it is good to be ordinary, good to him, good to like him. In a courtyard, he can pick up trash, he can farm, he can Go to move bricks, as long as he likes him, he is willing to live with him like this for the rest of his life... Of course, if you can't find it, it's okay, two people can sleep together, or one can sleep together.

If these are not enough, then he...Shen Xiaosan is in great pain, he doesn't want to die.He wants to find a reason for himself, he also has benefits, right?He really didn't want to be that incompetent, right?He just sleeps a little bit, he really just likes to sleep, it's not a big problem... Shen Xiaosan, a pig, was hypnotized by his own incompetence theory, bit by bit amid Master Ye's crusade.

Ye Wuguo didn't see it and continued to say: "There is a saying that heaven rewards hard work. Since you are in any position, you should think about the common people. You can't be greedy for your own momentary pleasure."

Ye Wuguo is like a historian, sitting on the futon, facing the Buddha statue, and commenting on Shen Xiaosan's misty past life.Shen Xiaosan was as obedient as a student who made a mistake, sitting next to him and nodding from time to time.Ye Wuguo saw that his attitude was good, so he continued to spit and spit: "Well, you have the courage to admit your mistakes, and if you know your mistakes, you can correct them as a child..." Shen Yi looked at Shen Xiaosan, who was nodding his head, raised his hand and stopped Stopped him: "Okay, master, stop talking, he has already fallen asleep." If you continue talking, we will all fall asleep.

Ye Wuguo just expressed his patriotic sentiments and his theory of justice, but he didn't expect Shen Xiaosan to ignore his great talent and strategy so much, Ye Wuguo became angry, turned his head and shouted: "Shen Xiaosan!"

Shen Xiaosan said in a dull voice: "You want to eat?"

Shen Yi couldn't bear to see Ye Wuguo's expression, so he closed his eyes.

The corner of Guan Ziyi's mouth twitched.

Lin Chengxi lowered his head silently.

Ye Wuguo looked at him: "Eat... eat your head. No wonder you are so strong and almost strangled me. It turns out that you can eat so much. Our temple has been eaten up by you these days!!!"

Shen Xiaosan immediately woke up when he heard about the food, and stared at him: "The meals in your monastery are all vegetarian dishes, not even any oil or water, and you think I eat too much!"

Ye Wuguo was also angry: "You only ate for one day, you are enough, I have been eating for two months! Two months, every day cabbage tofu! A big pot, not even a little oil and water! After you came, you improved the food, 18 plates of vegetarian dishes, it’s very good in winter, okay?”

Shen Xiaosan is still staring: "You have the nerve to say 18 dishes. Of the 18 dishes, cabbage occupies 8 dishes, vinegared cabbage, Sizhen Chinese cabbage, steamed Chinese cabbage, Chinese cabbage stewed tofu, Chinese cabbage vegetable soup. Ginkgo Chinese cabbage ...Egg dumplings, Chinese cabbage..., Eh, eggs are meat dishes, right? Can your monastery also eat meat?"

Everyone burst out laughing, Lin Chengxi held his stomach and endured so hard, even Qin Lie had a smile on his face, seeing Shen Xiaosan's aggrieved face, he couldn't help but patted his head: "The host said tonight There are delicious ones."

Shen Xiaosan lowered his head to avoid him, but was held down by Qin Lie, so Shen Xiaosan had no choice but to raise his head and ask him: "What to eat?" Qin Lie looked at him and smiled, his eyes were dark because of Shen Xiaosan's avoidance: "Eat cabbage dumplings. "

Shen Xiaosan opened his mouth: "Ah, it's cabbage again!!!!" Qin Lie picked the hair on his forehead: "It hasn't been wrapped yet, wait for us to wrap it?" Shen Xiaosan pulled his hand down: " Can I use other fillings? Leeks are fine too! Radishes are fine too!”

Qin Lie stroked his hand: "There is only cabbage stuffing. Do you want to eat it or not?"

Shen Xiaosan: "...Eat..."

Hahaha……

Guan Ziyi finished laughing and looked at the two people who were still standing together and frowned, walked over and took Qin Lie's arm: "Okay, it's time for dinner, let's go eat. Have cabbage dumplings?" Shen Xiaosan turned around, Shen Xiaosan let go of Qin Lie's hand and smiled awkwardly: "Hehe, good." Guan Ziyi knew that he liked men, so this is a detective!horrible!

Dinner was indeed the cabbage dumpling that Qin Lie mentioned. The cabbage dumpling was unpalatable without meat, but the cold dishes were good. Spicy cabbage, pickled radish, etc. could still be swallowed, so everyone ate a steaming meal Steaming rice and dumplings are the most solemn and sincere hospitality for Chinese people, so Shen Xiaosan and the others also went to add incense to the temple after eating.

Ye Wuguo mingled among these few people again at night, he seemed to see that they were of good status, and it was better to be around them than in the monastery, and Shen Xiaosan was the one who was easy to fool among these few people He was so fascinated by cheating him, so Ye Wuguo decided to stay with the prince even more.So Ye Wuguo flattered Shen Xiaosan, took out a huge jade pendant, and handed it to Shen Xiaosan: "Benefactor, since I have calculated the first three lifetimes for you, I will protect you from disasters and make plans for you in advance."

Shen Xiaosan looked at the jade pendant in his hand: "Master Ye, is this what you said to prevent disasters?" Master Ye nodded: "After you wear it, you can avoid disasters from now on."

Guan Ziyi snatched it over and took a look: "Well, yes, it costs 2 yuan each on the street stall." Ye Wuguo snatched it over: "Who said, I sell it for 20 yuan, you don't think it is good, you have to look at this Big guy." Guan Ziyi sneered: "Yes, yes, yes, master, do you also do the divination for me?"

Ye Wuguo looked at her jade hand: "Miss, let me touch it?" Lin Chengxi coughed, Guan Ziyi looked at Ye Wuguo and smiled evilly: "Master Ye is indeed a master, rascal!" "Ah" Ye Wuguo Guo held the beaten hand and screamed: "Miss, if you don't let me see you, don't let me see you, why are you hitting me!"

Guan Ziyi snorted coldly: "Quickly calculate, if there is something wrong with the calculation, be careful of my stamped paw!"

Who is Ye Wuguo? He is a stickler. He lives by cheating food and drink. Now he is in his 20s. He is almost 30 and has not yet married and established a business. At first glance, he is an idler. He relies on his own cleverness to guess people's hearts and calculate In the face of the card, this is all he can do. He used to set up a stall above the steps of Lin'an Temple to fool people.Seeing that winter is approaching, I went to the temple again.But in terms of eloquence, Ye Wuguo is still very good.

Ye Wuguo's eyes are sharp and his heart is quick. In just one day's work, he has already seen the entanglement of these people. Seeing the proud and self-willed Miss Guan, Ye Wuguo dared not offend, so he had to say something better, and gave it to him again. I left the steps of a round lie.Master Ye was sitting cross-legged, "Since the benefactor doesn't want to touch the palmistry, please ask the benefactor to write a word, and the monk can infer from the word."

Guan Ziyi wrote a wooden character on the paper, Ye Wuguo glanced at it and sighed, Guan Ziyi snorted coldly: "Master, what do you mean by sighing?"

Ye Wuguo coughed: "The word benefactor has the spirit of Tsinghua University, the tree is born in the forest, beautiful and intelligent." Shen Xiaosan coughed, Guan Ziyi pinched him, Shen Xiaosan folded his arms and stopped talking, Ye Wuguo Continue to say: "Wood is a flammable thing. It has a warm heart and a chivalrous heart. It has a sincere temperament." Shen Xiaosan nodded. Ah, in dire straits!I still like Lin Chengxi!Lin Chengxi is so nice, gentle and elegant, kind and handsome!Shen Xiaosan took a peek at Lin Chengxi, Lin Chengxi was in sadness, ignoring his gaze.

Master Ye is still explaining: "Wooden characters with a frame around them are trapped, and the donor is trapped by love. If the donor can see farther, not just on a tree, then the whole forest can be seen." This sentence hit Guan Ziyi's heart. Heart.Guan Ziyi looked at Qin Lie all of a sudden, Qin Lie avoided it unintentionally, glanced sideways and peeked at Lin Chengxi's Shen Xiaosan: "What are you looking at?"

Shen Xiaosan smirked awkwardly: "It's nothing." Qin Lie, don't look at me, you can't use me as a shield if you don't like her, this sister has sharp eyes.She is holding my handle.

Sure enough, Guan Ziyi pointed the finger at Shen Xiaosan: "Master Shen, please write one!"

Shen Xiaosan quickly waved his hands, this Ye Wuguo has a good eye for mental arithmetic, he can tell you nonsense just by looking at your expression, he is simply his nemesis, Shen Xiaosan doesn't want to worry about it anymore.

Guan Ziyi scolded angrily: "Hurry up."

Shen Xiaosan held the pen and didn't know what to write for a while. He graduated from junior high school and couldn't write difficult characters. So Shen Xiaosan looked around and saw a picture hanging on the wall. There was a word on it. Shen Xiaosan mentioned Pen swipe: ancient.No matter how you look at this word, you can't see any flaws.

Master Ye touched his chin: "Well, is this the word?" Guan Ziyi looked at him with a smile: "Master Ye, how about this word?" Master Ye nodded and thought about it: "The ancient character house is easy to be raised in captivity, and easy to be deceived." .Satisfied. And can eat, cross, open to the mouth in all directions, can sleep, and the heart is wide."

Sitting opposite Shen Xiaosan, Shen Yi looked at Shen Xiaosan and laughed: "Xiaosan, your handwriting is really accurate, and your words tell the truth. The little pig is talking about you!" Shen Xiaosan was caught by the almost The spoiled little pig shivered, feeling chilly.Qin Lie glanced at Shen Yi, Shen Yi was unconscious, still smiling evilly: "You can eat and sleep, easy to raise in captivity, easy to be deceived. It's just a pig's cross mantra!"

Shen Xiaosan glared: "Get lost!"

Guan Ziyi urged Master Ye to continue, how about adding a frame?The meaning of the frame is that if you start a family, that is, if you enter the siege, what if you like someone, that is, it involves emotions.

Master Ye nodded: "Put a frame around the ancient characters, it is a fixed character, self-styled, stubborn, and not flexible." Master Ye said these few words in a serious manner, and the latter made fun of him: "Hehe, Xiaosan, you can't do anything. Don't get married, don't fall in love with someone, if you fall in love, you will hang yourself from a tree. You are the one who hit the south wall and never turns back."