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When Qi Xiaopei was three months old, she boarded a plane to the United States of America with her mother, saying goodbye to the land where she had lived for more than 20 years and a new life that accidentally carved a lot in her life.

The new life was named "Di Langlang" by grandma, which means simple and clear, it is a piece of heart that is so precious that it cannot be treasured.

Qi Xiaopei didn't pay too much attention to this child, and she didn't breastfeed her. She and everyone in the Di family were afraid that if the cute little guy was held in his arms for a long time, he would never want to let go.

However, there is only one exception, and that person lives up to expectations, and that person is Di Que.

He insisted not to hug Di Langlang, because what was wrong was that as long as he insisted on hugging this new favorite of the public for more than 5 minutes, Comrade Di Langlang would unswervingly send him a soak of boy urine, for his famous brands The suit is painted with a map and becomes a unique limited edition.

Di Langlang was raised by his grandparents in the Di family's old house, under the care of his grandma and Aunt Feng.

Although Di Que moved to live with Chen Feng, he occasionally came back to meet and visit the two elderly people.

But ever since Di Langlang was born and brought back to Di's family, Di Que has used all kinds of unreliable excuses to refuse to go home for visits, meetings, social gatherings, car repairs, grocery shopping, hiking, and dating Chen Feng. Can't get out of bed and stuff like that.

Di's mother was promoted to become Di's grandma, and she hugged her grandson every day, her face was full of red. The bastard who worried her didn't come back. attitude.

Di Que only has three days a year, but he must go back to Di's old house: his parents' birthday and the Spring Festival.

Simply because one of the elders’ birthdays is in the first lunar month and the other is in the twelfth lunar month, Di Que and Chen Feng lived together in Di’s old house during this critical period of time, and only by using this time can they see their so-called biological son, Di Langlang.

In the first year, Di Langlang was about to turn one year old, he couldn't walk well, he couldn't speak, his teeth had two small white buds, he could only giggle and gnaw everything he could grab, pointing to the east. Looking east, pointing west, looking west, just like a fat and white idiot.

Di Que watched Di Langlang bursting with self-confidence. Apart from not daring to hug him, he often looked at him from a distance of three meters away, enjoying himself all day long with the idea that "there is finally someone more stupid than him in Di's family" .

In the second year, Di Langlang was almost two years old.He has grown a little taller, with two short legs running fast, although he is not very fluent in speaking, but he is very happy to express his unique views, throwing everything around him that can be obtained and moved.

When Di Que saw the prince, the prince was wearing suspenders and trousers, with a very fashionable and ecstatic watermelon taro shaved head, and a little red tie on his flat white shirt. He looked more like a doll than a doll, even Di Que People like Que who don't have much love for children feel a little itchy when they see him, and have the urge to go over and pinch his little round cheek.

Di Que sighed secretly, as expected of him, he looks more fucking handsome than ordinary bastards!

Grandma Di led the prince's little hand, pointed to Di Que and Chen Feng and said, "Lang Lang, call me Dad and Uncle Chen."

Just now, the little Destroyer, who was in full swing and throwing things in full swing, became shy for some reason now, his big black eyes flickered twice, and secretly hid behind grandma's body, only half of his small head was exposed Come.

"Come on..." Cry out in Tong Zhiru's soft voice, shyly and timidly.

Di Que's goosebumps fell all over the floor, and when he waited for Di Langlang to call Chen Feng, the little guy didn't say anything.

Chen Feng smiled nonchalantly, and laughed at himself: "It's okay, the child is born, don't force him."

Di Que raised his eyes to see that Chen Feng's surface was calm and calm, and he was not very happy in his heart.

"Mom, what's your name Uncle Chen? It's so strange. We are a family, so we should call him Dad." Di Que argued for Chen Feng's right to be a father.

"How can there be two fathers? It's time to call father Lang Lang wrong." Grandma Di was unwilling to give in.

Chen Feng looked around, wiped his sweat secretly and said, "Why don't I recognize Langlang as a godson. Godfather will take care of Langlang in the future and never let him be bullied."

Grandma Di and Di Que had nothing to say about Chen Feng's proposal.

Di Que knew that what Chen Feng was talking about was not about the scene, he said that taking care of Di Langlang, with his strength, he would naturally make his son feel free to call the wind and rain for the rest of his life.

It's just that Chen Feng has treated him very well, if he wants to add another child, even a person as unconscious as Di Que thinks it can't be justified.

"Actually, you don't have to force yourself to take care of Di Langlang. My mother and I have agreed that we don't need to worry about that child." Di Que said to Chen Feng while lying under the quilt.

Chen Feng glanced at Di Que, thinking that your boy's thinking is so simple, you can hide from the first day of junior high school, but you can't hide from the fifteenth day, and if you want to ignore the child after it is born, you are determined to do it with your heart that is not cruel enough inside and out less than.

"Don't worry, I won't wrong myself. I will get back from his father one by one what is good to your son." Chen Feng's eyes flashed, and a hungry tiger preyed on Di Que, who had just sensed the danger and had not had time to escape. Caught in my arms.

"Hey, my parents' room is next door, I said I can't do it!" Di Que resisted vigorously.

"It can't be done, I can't help it anymore, come on, bite." Chen Feng put a pillow towel in Di Que's mouth and started bluntly.

"Your mother... um..." Di Que was gagged, unable to speak of his suffering, but he scolded Di Langlang for that little pig in his heart.

Unfilial son ah!Isn't this the son's debt to the father?How can there be such a filial piety to Lao Tzu throughout the ages!

In the third year, Di Que was so lucky that he went abroad to study management courses during the Chinese New Year.

B&D is such a big company that he has been handed over to take care of it. Even if Chen Feng is his dog-headed military adviser, he has to fight a little bit.

With Di Que not around, Chen Feng naturally didn't have to visit the Di family. He just made a symbolic phone call to greet him during the Chinese New Year.

It was already March when Di Que finished his studies and returned to China.After thinking about it, in order to show his filial piety, he went back to Di's old house with a big bag and a small bag to make up for the visit during the Spring Festival.

Mother Di was sitting in the living room watching TV with her dog in her arms. When she saw him coming, she snorted and said, "You came just in time. I have something to tell you after I finish watching the finale of this episode."

Di Que shook his head. Since Di Langlang was born, his status in this family has plummeted, and his degradation is worse than that of the poodle in his mother's arms.

Di Que sat on the side obediently, looked around, and suddenly felt that something was missing: "Where is Langlang?"

"He's taking a nap. If you want to go up to see him, open the door lightly, so as not to wake him up." Di's mother was still staring at the TV intently.

"Oh, then let him sleep." Di Que breathed a sigh of relief.He didn't think about that little idiot, and there's no need to go upstairs just to take a look at his sleepy, drool-filled face, it's too shameful.

Di Que was dozing off on the sofa when he was suddenly slapped from the back of the head.He was startled suddenly, and when he opened his eyes, he saw his mother staring at him with disgust.

"Mom! Can you be gentle? Suddenly being so scary is easy to cause accidents! I'm your only son!" Di Que said angrily.

"I'm not afraid of having a grandson. I think Chen Feng is usually so kind to you that you don't even know your last name!" Di's mother sat upright with the dog in her arms and began to scold: "Lang Lang is almost three years old. , Kindergarten has also started, you as a father no matter what you do, you should show your face once in a while. If this continues, Lang Lang will not even know who his father is."

"It's not that exaggerated..." Di Que felt guilty, and his voice became smaller and smaller.

Di's mother looked at him and sighed: "I know you didn't want this child back then, but it's done. Look at Langlang now, he's cute and obedient. No matter how hard-hearted you are, you should like him."

"Ah..." Di Que thought to himself that I've seen him a few times, so I know he's cute and obedient?

"Forget it, let's not talk about these useless things. Your dad and I are going to Australia for our second honeymoon. We will not be here for a month or two. You and Chen Feng can help take care of Langlang." Mother Di suddenly dropped a There was a heavy bomb, "咻——", and Di Que's world was suddenly in turmoil.

"Wait, wait..." Di Que trembled in his heart, and couldn't speak clearly.

"Langlang is very obedient, and will not cause any trouble for Chen Feng. I let Aunt Feng follow Langlang, and Aunt Feng will take care of him in daily life. You don't need to do anything. He will go to kindergarten during the day and go to bed early at night. , don’t worry at all.”

"Wait, wait..." Di Que blushed anxiously: "Didn't I say that good children don't need me to take care of them!"

"Your dad and I need some private space. It's so easy to drag you up, so we don't need to worry about it. Can't we go out and relax?" Mother Di straightened her hair.

"I didn't say I wouldn't let you go. It's just that this child..." Di Que still wanted to fight for his freedom.

"Langlang can't live without a parent watching over him. You've had enough peace of mind in the past few years, can't you even manage this for a month?" Di's mother gave Di Que a sideways look.

The corners of Di Que's mouth twitched, and he surrendered to his mother's lust without a stand.

Chen Feng came out of the fitness center to take a shower, and saw a missed call from Di Que on his phone.

Last night when Di Que came back from Di's old house, his expression was not quite right. After asking around for a long time, Di Que just hesitated and didn't say anything.

Chen Feng couldn't help guessing wildly, the two old people in the Di family were sick?Or did he run into his little uncle Shang Shiyao who took pleasure in bullying him?Or was he accidentally pissed all over by his three-year-old biological son?

Chen Feng thought that he was really old and his imagination had declined. After thinking about several conclusions, even he found it boring, so he simply went to bed with the beaten baby and tortured him.

Unexpectedly, Di Que showed the integrity of a revolutionary who would rather die than surrender that should not be reflected in him, and finally fell down tired and did not confide a word of news.

Although Chen Feng cared, he still respected Di Que's wishes.

It doesn't matter if Di Que doesn't say anything, sooner or later he will find a way to make him slip up without knowing it.

Chen Feng laughed, and dialed Di Que's phone. After a long series of deafening noises, the ringtone rang, and Di Que's casual voice came through the receiver.

"You called me just now?" Chen Feng said as he walked to the underground garage to pick up the car.

"Ah, yes, Chen Feng. There is something I forgot to tell you last night." Di Que suddenly became serious: "My parents are going to Australia for their second honeymoon, and the plane flew early this morning. I have You must attend the award ceremony, so help me go to Future Star Kindergarten and bring Di Langlang back to our home."

"Ah?!" Chen Feng collapsed immediately.

When Di Que heard that Chen Feng's voice had changed, he hurriedly comforted him and said, "Don't worry, even though my parents are away, I have to watch over this child, but with Aunt Feng around, everything will be fine. Aunt Feng will clean up tonight. Good Di Langlang's things will go to our house. You and Di Langlang will be alone for an hour or two, and I will hurry back as soon as possible!"

Di Que finished talking like a cannonball, and hung up the phone quickly before Chen Feng could react.Chen Feng was still in the petrochemical process, and Didi's busy tone came from the receiver.

Chen Feng suddenly woke up, grabbed his phone and shouted: "Di Que! Di Que! Please speak clearly, what did you mean just now?"

Naturally, no one answered him.Chen Feng couldn't help gnashing his teeth, and hurriedly dialed Di Que's cell phone again.

"Sorry, the user you dialed has switched off the phone, please try again later."

Your sister, you actually played the trick of beating first and then playing with him!Chen Feng clutched the phone, trembling all over with anger, staring at him.