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Di Que was caught in the biggest crisis in his father's history, and little friend Di Langlang suddenly had a cold war with him.

After the banquet was over, Di Que and Chen Feng finished their business, Bai Xiaoqi sent Di Langlang back to Di Que and Chen Feng's home.

Di Langlang hugged Bai Xiaoqi's thigh tightly and refused to enter the house with his mouth puffed out.

Di Que couldn't help feeling a little ashamed, from coaxing softly to yelling loudly, all methods of coercion and lure were exhausted, Di Langlang just ignored him.

Bai Xiaoqi stood there in embarrassment, not daring to move, one leg was numb from Di Langlang's hug, Chen Feng finally stepped forward.

Fortunately, Di Langlang still gave Chen Feng face, although he looked at Chen Feng warily for a while, when Chen Feng smiled gently and reached out to hug him, he let go and fell into Chen Feng's embrace.

Bai Xiaoqi ran away and disappeared, leaving Di Que and Di Langlang in Chen Feng's arms staring wide-eyed.

Di Que felt so wronged, thinking that I would belittle my image and wear women's clothes in front of hundreds of people. Who is it for?This out-and-out little white-eyed wolf!

"Tell me, what are you doing? Did I offend you? You bastard..." Di Que couldn't help jumping.

"Hey, pay attention to what you say, Langlang can learn the tongue." Chen Feng hurriedly covered Di Langlang's ears to prevent Di Que from continuing to harm the flowers of the motherland.

Di Que was so angry that he had nowhere to vent his anger, he took Chen Feng's hand and bit his arm hard.

"Hiss...you're crazy again! Why don't you feel sorry for your husband, really biting." Chen Feng gasped hard, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

From the beginning to the end, Di Langlang hid firmly in Chen Feng's arms, watching his father anxiously scratching his ears and cheeks in front of him out of the corner of his eyes.

Chen Feng saw that this matter was unusual, and if he didn't resolve it as soon as possible, it would easily rise from the contradiction among the people to the level of class struggle.

He sighed and comforted Di Que, "Go and rest first, I'll ask what's going on with Lang Lang."

Di Que had no choice but to agree, and let Chen Feng carry Di Langlang back to his small room, lying on the door and listening to the wall with his ears up.

The voices of Chen Feng and Di Langlang came out, but they couldn't be heard clearly, and then Di Que suddenly felt that the sound insulation of this house is not a good thing.

Just like ants on a hot pot restless, Chen Feng opened the door and came out.

Unprepared, Di Que fell directly into Chen Feng's arms. When he raised his head, Chen Feng's fox face with a suppressed smile was particularly unbearable.

"Lang Lang put me to sleep, let's go back to the room and talk about it." Judging from Chen Feng's relaxed demeanor, Di Que didn't think it was some irreconcilable difficulty or danger.

"What's going on, what's going on?" Di Que followed Chen Feng's ass back to the house and went to bed......

"Hey, aren't you talking about Di Langlang? Damn, you've got a lot of sperm in your head." Di Que was sweating profusely lying on top of Chen Feng who was also naked, panting heavily.

"Huh... the blood circulation is better after exercise, and the blood supply to the brain is sufficient, which is good for thinking about problems." Chen Feng let out a sigh of relief, and twirled his fingers around Di Que's soft and shiny black hair casually.

He pulled the quilt back, put his arms around Di Que and kissed him on the forehead, and said with a smile, "Want to know what your son thinks of you?"

Di Que's black eyes were shining brightly, and he nodded hurriedly: "Yeah."

"Then call your husband to listen first..." Chen Feng smiled obscenely.

"...Die you!" Di Que jumped up violently, pressing on Chen Feng's body and strangling his neck.

"Ah! Murder your own husband!"

Half an hour later, Di Que lay down in Chen Feng's arms again out of breath, and said defeatedly, "Please, is it a serious matter? I'm going to cut the ribbon early tomorrow morning, and I don't want to bring a black Eye sockets on the cover."

Chen Feng smiled slightly, hugged Di Que and told the truth: "Lang Lang said, Dad lied to him."

"Huh? I lied to him? When did I lie to him? Besides, what if I lied to him? Why are children so hypocritical!" Di Que was angry.

Chen Feng laughed loudly, and continued: "Langlang said that Dad lied to him to be the most popular prince, but the prince didn't play..."

"..." Di Que was speechless, and snorted guiltily for a while: "Isn't it just that he didn't play? It's too narrow-minded."

"Langlang said that Hua Xiaoxiao was Snow White, and she was very handsome when she caught the hunter on stage. After the stage, there were little girls looking for him to make friends, but he ignored him."

"...Don't you think children are too precocious now?"

"Anyway, Di Langlang said he hated Dad." Chen Feng gloated in his concluding statement.

"..." Di Que shocked!

Di Que suffered from insomnia, and went to cut the ribbon the next day with two serious panda eyes.

Chen Feng was no better than Di Que, and Di Que poured bitter water all night like a trash can, and he breathed heavily during the meeting.

After the meeting, Bai Xiaoqi prepared coffee for Chen Feng, and silently brought him a box of tonics for nourishing the kidney and promoting essence.

Looking at the medicine, Chen Feng couldn't laugh or cry, sighed and said, "If only the problem you thought would be solved. Xiaobai, have you brought Langlang with you these two days, do you think there is anything wrong with Langlang?"

Bai Xiaoqi was taken aback for a moment, then slowly shook his head.

Is it too early for Chen Feng to ask this sentence?Generally speaking, isn't it only adolescent parents who worry about their children's psychological fluctuations, rebellion and so on?

"Mr. Chen, did something happen to Langlang?" Bai Xiaoqi, the imperial childcare worker, would never be able to take off his hat, so he took the initiative to help Chen Feng solve his problems.

Chen Feng briefly talked about Di Langlang's problem, and then asked him: "Xiaobai, how do you think this child should be coaxed?"

"Well... Isn't Langlang still very close to you?" Bai Xiaoqi didn't understand.

"This is even more troublesome." Chen Feng rested his forehead and sighed: "Didn't Di Que see Lang Lang ignoring him and kissing me instead? Isn't it more troublesome? When he lost his temper, I was the one who was unlucky in the end. Are you single or not?" I don't understand, I'll know when I get married..."

"I won't get married..." Bai Xiaoqi muttered in a low voice, and then said to Chen Feng sympathetically, "Then why don't you buy something delicious for Lang Lang? I think he likes pizza."

"Oh, I have to give it a try. By the way, you should pick up Langlang after work today. I will leave this matter to you in the future. Don't let Di Que go to that dangerous place again. I don't think the parents there A few serious people." Chen Feng finally explained.

"...Okay." Bai Xiaoqi floated out of the CEO's office.

"Lang Lang, let's see what delicious food Dad bought for you?" As soon as Di Que entered the door, he rushed towards Di Lang Lang holding a pizza filled with stuffed Crown Supreme seafood and cheese.

Di Langlang was playing with the model with great enthusiasm. When he saw Di Que, he immediately threw the model away and ran to Chen Feng who was sitting on the sofa reading the newspaper. He hugged Chen Feng's thigh and buried his head in it.

Di Que immediately put on a dead face, glared at Chen Feng fiercely, put down the pizza and went back to the bedroom angrily, and slammed the door hard.

Chen Feng was so wronged, he still held the newspaper in his hand and looked innocent.

The next day, Chen Feng pointed his finger on the table anxiously, still learning from Bai Xiaoqi.

"Xiaobai, did Langlang express what he likes yesterday? Remember to check his tone when you usually pick him up." He slept in the guest room yesterday, without a natural heater in his arms, so it was really difficult to sleep alone. .

"Uh, yesterday Langlang said that Hua Xiaoxiao wore a new pair of sneakers, brand XX."

"Oh..." suddenly realized.

"Lang Lang, let's see what good things Dad bought for you!" As soon as Di Que entered the door, he was carrying several bags of XX brand kraft paper bags in his hand, as well as all kinds of clothes, shoes and hats, all of which were new in the season.

Di Langlang was scribbling with a crayon, silently glanced at Di Que, and continued to scribble and draw.

Di Que saw that Di Langlang's repulsive reaction was not as strong as yesterday, and felt that there was some drama, so he hurriedly approached with a shy face, and said with a grin, "Langlang, what are you painting?"

Di Langlang ignored him, Di Que looked down and saw a child with big eyes wearing a cloak and holding a sword in his hand.

On the other side stood a tall man with big eyes, but he drew a pig's nose, embarrassing.

The pig-nosed man's head was marked with an arrow pointing to it, and the word "Dad" was written crookedly, lacking in strokes.

Di Que immediately erupted, rolled up his sleeves and wanted to punch up.

"You are a pig, your whole family is a pig, you are an unfilial son, did someone draw your father like this!" Di Que said without hesitation.

Chen Feng hurried out from the kitchen, pushed Di Que away, and sighed with a smile: "Can you stop scolding yourself too?"

"Get away, don't stop me!" Di Que pushed his elbow, and Chen Feng fell down clutching his chin.

"Chen Feng? Chen Feng!" There was chaos.

On the third day, Chen Feng held his chin and stared at Bai Xiaoqi with low pressure.

Bai Xiaoqi didn't need Chen Feng to speak, and said consciously, "Langlang said, Hua Xiaoxiao's father is going to take Hua Xiaoxiao to the playground for the weekend."

"This pass, don't go to the playground." Chen Feng was unhappy, going to a playground like a place where children play is boring, and it's annoying to be followed by paparazzi in such a crowded place.

"Uh...Langlang seems quite envious, saying that he has never been to an amusement park." Bai Xiaoqi stole a glance at Chen Feng.

"..." Chen Feng rubbed his temples, and said, "Raising a child is such a hassle."

When Di Que came home, he took out three amusement park tickets from his pocket and patted them in front of Di Langlang's eyes, and said with a look of death, "This weekend, Dad will accompany you to the amusement park to visit the head office!"

Di Langlang took a look at the colorful tickets with cartoon portraits on them, and stared at Di Que with white eyes without saying a word.

Di Que almost knelt down to Di Langlang, and begged for mercy: "Little ancestor, what exactly do you want to reconcile with your father? Is it possible that your father will find you a little girlfriend back home?"

Di Langlang puffed up his cheeks, and spoke to Di Que for the first time since the Cold War: "I don't believe my father's words anymore."

Di Que froze for a moment, and said seriously: "Father will never lie to you this time. If I want to lie to you, I will call you Dad. And your godfather will go with you. Lang Lang always believes in godfather, right?"

Di Langlang followed Di Que's finger and looked at Chen Feng, his eyes full of innocent expectation.

Chen Feng had no choice but to put down the half-drinked coffee in his hand, and nodded bravely: "Yes, Godfather and Dad will accompany you to the amusement park together, don't be awkward with Dad."