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Hua Xiaoxiao is the king of children in the Little Green Miao class, always surrounded by a bunch of little meatballs, among the bunch of little meatballs, Hua Xiaoxiao cares most about Di Langlang's every move.

Of course, Hua Xiaoxiao thinks that the reason why she always watches what Di Langlang is doing is not because he likes Di Langlang, but because Di Langlang probably likes him.

But today Di Langlang didn't cling to him as usual, calling him "Little Hua" in his inarticulate soft voice.

Throughout the day, Di Langlang was in a state of fugue, and Hua Xiaoxiao felt that kind of thoughtful expression had only been seen on the faces of adults on TV, and would not normally appear on the faces of children around him. superior.

In his favorite music class, Di Langlang did not overwhelm the voices of other children in the class and the melodious piano sound of the teacher with his tone-deaf noise.

Nor did he snatch his share of milk at tea time after he turned his head and snatched his last chocolate chip cookie, choked it half to death, regardless of the image.

Not to mention waiting for the teacher to leave during the afternoon nap and squeezing onto his bed, making up stories about Transformers vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in his ears, causing him to be excited and insomnia, and watching Di Langlang sleep soundly alone after telling the story , salivating.

Something was wrong with Di Langlang today, Hua Xiaoxiao finally guessed like this.

Was he beaten by his father, and now his butt hurts?

Hua Xiaoxiao thought about it, although Di Langlang may not be his best friend, but he must be Di Langlang's best friend, if she ignored him, then Di Langlang would be too pitiful.

So, Hua Xiaoxiao changed seats with another child in the art class in the afternoon, and sat next to Di Langlang.

Di Langlang stared at the clay in his hand and didn't move, the clay was still a messy mess.

Hua Xiaoxiao sighed exaggeratedly, kneaded the clay in her hand a few times, put a dexterous little rabbit in front of Di Langlang's eyes, then moved past Di Langlang's portion and continued to knead.

Di Langlang turned his head to look at Dazzling Xiaoxiao, whose big cat-like eyes fluttered, then sniffled and curled his lips, and called out pitifully: "Xiaohua..."

Hua Xiaoxiao suddenly felt that her righteous image was more radiant, so she puffed up her chest and taught Di Langlang in the tone of someone who had experienced it: "I know that spanking is very painful, especially when sitting. If it was me, I would Crying until my dad wouldn't let me go to kindergarten so I could sleep in at home. My dad hit me a few times and found out I wouldn't go to kindergarten if he hit me hard, so he doesn't hit me so hard in the future gone."

"..." Di Langlang continued to look at Hua Xiaoxiao with a confused look that he didn't understand, and said "Oh." for a long time.

"Idiot!" Hua Xiaoxiao knocked Di Langlang on the head: "I told you to do the same, if your father beats you again, you won't come to kindergarten!"

Di Langlang understood this time, rubbed his head and said, "My father didn't hit me."

"Didn't hit you? Then why are you uncomfortable?" Hua Xiaoxiao was shocked.

"Hmm...in my heart..." Di Langlang drooped his head.

"Heart?" Hua Xiaoxiao was startled, rolled her eyes and asked in disbelief: "Heart... heart disease?"

"Will it be?" Di Langlang didn't understand.

Hua Xiaoxiao stared at Di Langlang seriously for a few seconds, then shook her head suddenly and denied it: "Heart disease is a very serious disease, only heroines in TV can get it, and an idiot like you won't get it."

"..." Di Langlang sighed in disappointment, staring at the little rabbit in front of him in a daze.

Seeing that Di Langlang didn't even contradict him, Hua Xiaoxiao suddenly became frightened, approached him and asked him in a low voice, "Langlang, what's wrong with you? I won't be happy if you're unhappy."

Di Langlang looked at Hua Xiaoxiao's pretty face which was close in front of him, and after thinking about it, he told Hua Xiaoxiao what was on his mind: "Xiao Hua, I saw my father and godfather kiss each other last night. .”

"Kiss?" Hua Xiaoxiao was taken aback, her brows twisted into a twist.

Di Langlang nodded, and looked at Hua Xiaoxiao expectantly: "Xiao Hua, I'm afraid."

"What are you afraid of, dear?" Hua Xiaoxiao immediately looked down on Di Langlang.

Guys who have never seen the world, brothers and sisters on TV, uncles and aunts all have kisses.

Di Langlang bowed his head and stopped talking.

Last night, after his godfather put him to sleep, he woke up thirsty again.

He got out of bed and wanted to go out to find his godfather for water, but when he opened the door, he heard a strange sound.

He had never heard that kind of sound, fearing that some monster would come out, so he didn't dare to open the door, and secretly looked out through the crack of the door.

In the end, the voice came from Dad and Godfather.

Dad writhed on his godfather's lap, and godfather took daddy away.

But he still saw that father and godfather were kissing, mouth to mouth.

The father and godfather, who were not at all different from the usual ones, were doing things that he couldn't understand. Di Langlang felt that such a father and godfather were a bit scary, and he felt a feeling of fear that he couldn't explain.

It was as if... It was as if the old grandmother who had always been kind to others in a fairy tale suddenly turned into a monster that could eat people, which brought him a sense of shock and horror.

When I see my father and godfather again in the morning, I will recall the kiss scene last night, and then I dare not approach them for no reason.

Di Langlang was still troubled, suddenly his face became warm, and Hua Xiaoxiao kissed him on the cheek.

"Xiaohua?" Di Langlang covered his face, looking in surprise at Hua Xiaoxiao's magnanimous expression.

Hua Xiaoxiao smiled brightly: "I will kiss the person I like. Your father must like your godfather before he will kiss him. This is always shown on TV."

Di Langlang was taken aback for a moment, then he suddenly realized that he opened the corner of his mouth to reveal a big smile.

Yes, dad must like godfather, and godfather must also like dad, that's why they live together and kiss.This is not a terrible thing. Although they made strange noises and looked sick, they didn't transform, and they were still his father and godfather.

"Xiao Hua, you're so smart!" Di Langlang's expression brightened instantly, and he looked at the triumphant Hua Xiaoxiao with admiration.

Xiaohua looks really pretty when she smiles, even better than Xinxin, who has the longest hair in the class.

"Xiaohua, I like you too!" Di Langlang said in a loud voice, threw himself on Huaxiao's neck and kissed her.

Hua Xiaoxiao opened her eyes wide in surprise, because Di Langlang's lips were pressing against hers tightly, and then a moist touch spread over her lips.

Soft, warm, itchy, with the sweetness of milk, um...not annoying.

Di Langlang recalled the appearance of his father and godfather last night, and gently stretched out his tongue to lick Huaxiao's lips, but Huaxiao's lips were tightly closed, but he couldn't get in.

"Ah! Di Langlang, Hua Xiaoxiao, what are you doing!" Teacher Meiluo turned her head and saw the two cutest little boys in the class kissing. People's teachers can bear it.

Di Langlang and Hua Xiaoxiao were startled, they hurriedly separated and sat upright.The children around looked at them intently, and there was silence.

Di Langlang didn't feel that he had done anything wrong, and he didn't understand why the teacher was so angry. He pointed at Hua Xiaoxiao righteously and said loudly, "Teacher, I was right. I like Hua Xiaoxiao and kissed him."

"!" Teacher Meiluo went into cardiac arrest.

When Di Que was in the meeting, he received a call from Teacher Xiao Zhao. He signaled everyone to continue the meeting and walked out of the meeting room alone.

"Mr. Zhao, what's wrong with Langlang?" Di Que thought that making a phone call at this time must not be a trivial matter, and couldn't help feeling a little headache.

"Mr. Di..." Teacher Xiao Zhao said in pain, and stopped for a long time before he wanted to speak, but there was nothing to say.

Di Que's heart trembled involuntarily, and his scalp tightened even more.

Just yesterday he decided to keep him, but today the little bastard will cause trouble for him?

"Mr. Zhao, tell me, I can bear it." Di Que took a deep breath.

"Uh...Mr. Di, please come over today, I want to have a good talk with you about Langlang." Teacher Xiao Zhao said sweatingly.

But Di Que didn't realize that Mr. Zhao was suppressing his emotions, so he thought about it for a while: "Did Lang Lang get into trouble again? I might have a meeting late today, can Mr. Zhao talk on the phone if you have something to do?" ?”

"Mr. Di, this matter may affect Lang Lang's future life choices. It's better to talk about it in person." Teacher Xiao Zhao was already in tears, and couldn't help clenching his fists and thinking, how can we talk about this matter? Export, say export?

Di Que was startled, and his thoughts drifted to an inexplicable direction: "About going to school?"

"Mr. Di, isn't it too early to talk about going to college now?" Teacher Xiao Zhao continued to be silent. In fact, the issue she wanted to talk about seemed to be earlier than going to college.

Di Que was completely confused now: "Then... can I let Assistant Bai go? I may not be able to leave today."

"Mr. Di." Teacher Xiao Zhao went all out: "Today your family Langlang kissed Hua Xiaoxiao in class and confessed publicly, which made Teacher Meiluo so angry that he had a heart attack and sent him to the hospital."

"What?!" Di Que suddenly felt a thunderbolt from the blue sky hit his head, his eyes were stunned instantly, his feet went limp, and he hurriedly leaned against the wall.

His son's first kiss was inexplicably given to another bastard, it must be Hua Xiaoxiao who kissed his son forcefully!

Poor Di Langlang was trapped by a man before he tasted the goodness of a woman. How can he be a father?

"How could this be?" Di Que didn't understand.The two children are only over three years old, so you understand that he is not smart at the age of 13?

"I asked Di Langlang, and Di Langlang told me that he played and kissed Hua Xiaoxiao after seeing his father and godfather doing this." Teacher Xiao Zhao specially emphasized the word "godfather".

Teacher Xiao Zhao started, pouring bitter water like a flood: "Mr. Di, what do you think we should be teachers when we encounter this kind of problem? Criticize them, the two children don't feel like doing it Wrong, it will cause rebellious psychology instead. Educate them. Talking about sexuality with them now they can’t understand. Even if children are precocious now, it’s too early. Children of this age have no concept of right and wrong, and they just follow the adults. Learn from it!"

"I don't want to interfere in your private life or comment on your sexual choice, but your child is watching every move you make. If you give him this kind of hint now, it will be of great help to his natural character formation and development in the future." kind of hurt..."

"Hello? Hello? Mr. Di?" Teacher Xiao Zhao chattered for a long time, Di Que didn't refute a word, but hung up the phone.

She couldn't help but feel a little guilty, it's over, it is said that comrades are a very sensitive and vulnerable group, did she hurt Di Que's heart just now?

Di Que already felt that his soul was out of his body.

Did Di Langlang see him kissing Chen Feng?When did this happen?Obviously I've been very careful...

He must have not paid attention in the living room last night, or else he felt that the door should not have been left open.

Now when his mother was about to come back, Di Langlang actually kissed a boy in the same class and sent his teacher to the hospital. Under such a severe situation, would he and Chen Feng still be able to get married ostentatiously?

Di Que went back to the conference room in a daze, and waved his hands to make everyone disperse.

"Xiaoqian, you stay here."

It was rare for Nie Xiaoqian to see Di Que so serious, so she couldn't help but get serious: "Young Master Di, do you have any orders?"

"Well, can you order a time machine for me?" Woooooooooo...