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Chen Feng has a deep question, is the child in front of him really, really Di Que's own son?

Although he really looks like his bastard father from the outside, but his personality is too far away...

From the second he led Di Langlang into the door, this cute and well-behaved little angel-like child quickly exposed his devil's tail.Changing his quiet and obedient image, he jumped up and down and almost knocked off the roof of the house.

Does this kid have ADHD?Or dual personality?Or was it possessed by something unclean?Should he take Di Langlang to see a doctor... or a Taoist priest?

Chen Feng had never felt so tired. He followed the little devil's ass all the way to pick up the things he dropped and put them back to the original place, and kept coaxing: "Langlang, are you tired? Do you want to sleep? ?”

Go to sleep, go to sleep, don't wake me up again if you fall asleep!

"I'm hungry, I want to eat sushi!" Di Langlang held two remote controls to simulate the plane collision game.

Sushi?The little guy knows a lot, has he digested that fresh stuff?Chen Feng secretly rolled his eyes, picked up the phone to order sushi.

Whether eating sushi will cause diarrhea is not within his jurisdiction anyway, as long as Di Langlang calms him down temporarily.

After eating the sushi, Di Langlang was probably tired from tossing and tossing for more than an hour. He put down the things in his hands and rubbed his eyes, then leaned on the sofa and became dazed.

Chen Feng breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly called Di Que when the little guy didn't touch any dangerous sharp objects.

"Hello, who is it?" Di Que's voice was soft, apparently careless after drinking.

When Chen Feng heard it, the air pressure dropped even lower.This guy drinks wine and beauties outside, but he takes care of the children at home for him. What is this? Do you think he is an old lady?

"What do you think? When will you be able to go home? Your son's destructive power is no joke." Chen Feng raised his eyebrows.

"Hey? Chen Feng." Di Que's tone was a bit disappointing: "Has Aunt Feng not gone yet? Just wait a little longer, the little guy will be quiet when Aunt Feng arrives, he is just afraid of life."

"I've never seen someone so shy!" Chen Feng roared angrily, "I don't care what Aunt Feng is like? You should come back soon. Lang Lang has been clamoring for his father, and I can't coax him anymore."

"Ah? Langlang looking for me? No way?" Di Que didn't always believe it.

"Anyway, hurry up, I have a meeting tomorrow morning, and I have to go to bed early." Chen Feng held his forehead and pressed the phone.

Di Langlang turned on the TV and started watching the children's channel. He jumped onto the tea table and shouted after the characters in the cartoon, "Transform!"

Chen Feng was startled, and hurried over to hug him down and reprimanded him: "Why are you running everywhere? Standing on the coffee table is very dangerous, what if you fall off and smash the glass and get scratched?"

Di Langlang was hugged by Chen Feng, raised his head aggrieved, and said with tears in his eyes: "Godfather, are you angry with Langlang..."

Chen Feng's heart couldn't help but twitched violently again, where did this kid learn this trick?He clearly knew that he was pretending to be coquettish, but he still couldn't make up his mind to criticize him.

"I'm not angry. It's fine to watch cartoons, but you have to sit down obediently, okay?" Chen Feng sighed.

"The godfather will watch with me." Di Langlang stretched out his hand and grabbed Chen Feng's collar, his big eyes were shining brightly.

Although Chen Feng really wanted to read financial magazines, but he was stared at so intensely, so he had no choice but to smile, and sat on the sofa with Di Langlang in his arms.

"Okay, but if Langlang is obedient, godfather will accompany Langlang."

"Well, godfather is the best!" Di Langlang raised his head and smiled sweetly at Chen Feng, then sat on Chen Feng's lap, leaning against Chen Feng's chest and motionless.

It's finally quiet...

On the TV, creatures with strange shapes and all kinds of light beams flying around are playing in Chen Feng's view. He is holding a small thing that can be hugged with one hand and exudes heat in his arms. He is a little too comfortable. , could not help but start to feel sleepy.

Just when he was fighting the Sandman and almost closed his eyes, his chest suddenly sank.Chen Feng was stunned, and when he looked down, he saw that Di Langlang was leaning against him and had closed his eyes, as if he was fast asleep.

It seems that Xiaomo's scalp was overdone just now, and he is probably tired at this time, his long eyelashes are trembling slightly, his face is powdery, his little mouth is slightly pouted, and he is sleeping very sweetly.

Chen Feng relaxed, and suddenly felt that it would be nice to have a child at home. It seems that after getting old, he needs something youthful and energetic to regain his enthusiasm for youth.

He chuckled, and relaxed a little, resting his head on the sofa and dozing off.

When Di Que swayed home drunkenly, he opened the door with the key, and the room was completely dark.He couldn't help being stunned, changed his shoes and turned on the light in the room.

There was no movement in the room, and the leftover sushi platter was still on the dining table beside him. He scratched his head and continued walking towards the living room.

"Chen Feng? Aunt Feng..." Di Que immediately silenced when he saw one big hugging the little one leaning on the sofa and sleeping soundly.

Needless to say, he would recognize the big one even if it turned into ashes, it was Chen Feng.As expected, that little fleshy thing should be his son Di Langlang.

I haven't seen him for more than a year. The little guy has grown a lot taller, and his facial features seem to be more like him. At first glance, he looks a bit like him when he was a child.

Di Que tilted his head, stood aside with his chest crossed and looked at it silently for a long time, always feeling that there was a little bit of incongruity in this picture.

Hmm... It seems that Chen Feng is really not suitable to be put together with cute things, it's weird.

Di Que was relieved, his throat tightened, and he coughed.

Chen Feng frowned, opened his eyes, vaguely saw a figure standing beside him, and said, "Are you finally willing to come back? Do you know what time it is?"

"What, don't you get along very well with my son? The two of them slept so hard that they almost shed their tears. It's in vain for me to push back and run back early." Di Que curled his lips.

Chen Feng rubbed his eyebrows, and when he was about to stand up, he suddenly felt that his legs were heavy, and only then remembered that he was still holding a child.He gently picked up Di Langlang and put him on the sofa, rubbed his numb legs and stood up slowly.

"If your son doesn't fall asleep again, you will see my dead body when you come back." Chen Feng gave him a sidelong glance.

Di Que was startled by Chen Feng's murderous gaze, and knew he was wrong, so he hurriedly pulled the corner of his mouth, patted Chen Feng's shoulder with a shy face, gave him a wink, and said with a smile: "I'm really embarrassing you , the child is godfather, I owe you this time, and I will definitely make it up to you in the future. Why don't you just let you take care of him for a while? When Aunt Feng comes..."

"You keep saying that Aunt Feng is coming, why haven't you seen anyone yet?" Chen Feng interrupted Di Que halfway.

Di Que was taken aback for a moment, then accidentally burped, and asked in a dull voice, "Is Aunt Feng here yet?"

"If Aunt Feng comes, do I still have to worry about it?" Chen Feng raised his eyebrows.

Di Que scratched his head, Jiu Jin woke up.He waved his hand and comforted Chen Feng and said, "It's okay, I'll call Aunt Feng, it may be delayed by the traffic jam."

"What time is it, is it still in the evening rush hour?" Chen Feng sighed.

Di Que ignored him, turned his back and began to search the phone intently.

"Hello, Aunt Feng? When are you coming to take care of Langlang?" Di Que said loudly.

"Hey? What?" Di Que suddenly yelled, making Chen Feng, who was listening with pricked ears, jump in fright.

"What's the matter..." Chen Feng couldn't help feeling a very bad premonition.

Di Que had a look of extreme pain and constipation on his face, but he was still humming in a very polite manner: "Ah, so, is Aunt Feng okay now? Oh, then I can rest assured... No, no, no Let Aunt Feng take a good rest. Chen Feng and I have no problem taking care of Langlang, I will take Langlang to see Aunt Feng some time, let her rest assured, you can be busy."

"Hey..." Chen Feng became more frightened when he heard the back.It's okay for the two of them to take care of anything for recuperation, so don't drag him into the water!

Di Que hung up the phone resentfully, then turned around to look at Chen Feng like a cabbage beaten by Shuang, and called out pitifully: "Chen Feng..."

Originally, when Chen Feng saw Di Que's rare and pitiful little daughter-in-law who was being bullied, little Chen Feng would stand up energetically like a radar.But in today's special period, he is not in the mood for this at all.

"It's useless to be coquettish, tell me, what's going on?" Chen Feng folded his arms around his chest, his stand was extremely firm.

"It's over. Aunt Feng came here in a hurry, but when she went downstairs, she fell down and broke her leg. Her son answered the phone and said that Aunt Feng is currently in the hospital for a plaster cast. Hundred days, Aunt Feng will definitely not be able to take care of Langlang anymore." Di Que covered his face and squatted on the ground.

"..." Chen Feng turned his head and walked away, entered the bedroom and knocked on the door.

"Chen Feng! Chen Feng, you can't be so unfeeling! After all, you can be a married couple for one night, and you can't fly away separately in the face of disaster!" Di Que rushed forward, knocking on the door and howling.

"Hmm..." Di Langlang who was on the sofa beside him seemed to be disturbed, frowned, turned over and buried his face in the sofa.

Di Que glanced at the unsuspecting culprit, rectified his mind and continued to knock on the door: "Chen Feng, it is this extraordinary moment that is the best opportunity for you to express your heart to me. Come on, I accept your love show, Let us share the joys and sorrows and overcome the difficulties together. Looking back, what a beautiful and meaningful day it will be! This year, I don’t want a seven-day trip to Hokkaido on Valentine’s Day, and I don’t want the sponsorship of the Porsche team for Christmas. You just need to help I'll just watch the kids."

After Di Que shouted, he quickly lay down on the door and listened to the movement in the bedroom. After the rustling sound stopped, the light from the door also went out.

Uh...Chen Feng fell asleep?

Di Que really became angry now, and resorted to his trump card and shouted: "Okay, you are ruthless, can I promise you? I will show you the head office in nurse uniform, maid uniform, and SM uniform? Let you Do this and that for me as the head office?"

The light in the bedroom was turned on again immediately, and then there were the sound of footsteps, and the door was opened vigorously.

Di Que immediately beamed with joy, and sure enough, his attraction to Chen Feng remained the same as before.

Chen Feng looked at Di Que leaning against the door and smiling triumphantly, and his teeth were itching with hatred: "When did I ask you to do that? Don't make me sound like a pervert!"