Qian Nu becomes immortal

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A full 15 days, a full 15 days, Li Shiyi sat in the carriage and counted with his fingers, Nima, I haven’t bathed in 15 days, although he has no cleanliness, but he travels long distances every day, eats and sleeps in the open, and his body has already died. It's very itchy, and this hair, this hair is so damn oily!

Even if one is a god, the Jade Emperor, or the Queen Mother, one should still be bathed. If one does not expect to be able to take a bath every day, one should also wash every now and then!

"Hey, Yi Xiaoyao is itching to death!" Li Shiyi lifted the curtain of the car and yelled loudly at someone on the roof.

Yi Xiaoyao responded after waiting for a long time, so Li Shishi stood up and poked him: "Hey, didn't you hear me talking to you? I said I was itchy and scratchy. Do you understand?" , stab and scratch!"

"You scratch it if it itches." Yi Xiaoyao let out a breath and replied calmly at the same time.

"Damn, you really think that hole under your nose is just to vent your anger, even if you find a small river ditch for me, it would be a good idea." Ruo

It wasn't Yi Xiaoyao who was sitting on the roof of the car at this time, and Li Shiyi must have jumped on him and scratched him a long time ago, it was him, it was him, he said that the waterway is not easy to go, and he must go by land, okay, he is the coachman, If you go by land, you can go by land, but after walking for 15 days, I didn't see a single river ditch. Thanks to him, he is still at the Golden Core stage, and he can live without water, but it's itchy, Nima, not to mention that he is still good-looking The unused golden elixir stage, even if the Da Luo Jinxian is here, shouldn't it be time to take a bath too!

"What's the hurry, there will be a body of water in front of you soon, you can drink or wash it up to you." Yi Xiaoyao still closed his eyes and said calmly.

"Your sister, you didn't say it earlier."

"I have no brothers or sisters, let alone you are talking to me, what have you to do with my sister?" Until this sentence, Yi Xiaoyao opened his eyes, frowning slightly, watching the standing on the carriage swaying with the sway of the carriage. Li Shishi.

Li Shiyi smiled faintly at Yi Xiaoyao, his good-looking appearance also showed a bit of evil because of this smile: "I'm scolding you, understand, scolding you." The head is very annoying.

Yi Xiaoyao closed his eyes again, and let out a breath: "You are so boring."

"I'm just bored, what's the matter, huh?" Li Shishi still looked at Yi Xiaoyao provocatively, but Yi Xiaoyao stopped talking.

"Hey, why don't you talk?" Li Shiyi asked Yi Xiaoyao, stretching out a finger.

Still didn't get any response, "Yi Xiaoyao, you pig, perverted, paralyzed, the invincible piece of garbage in the universe, ah!" After Li Shiyi scolded all this in one breath, he looked at Yi Xiaoyao, who was still closed The eyes, with the usual expression, were clearly in trance again.

"Damn, I know Xiu Xiuxiu every day, you're going to die, your sister!" After Li Shiyi dropped this sentence, he bent down and got back into the carriage, and picked up the Lingshi who was sleeping on his back: "Pig, really I don't know if you are a monster or a dog, but it's possible that after drinking a few mouthfuls of pig's milk, you turn yourself into a pig!"

Speaking of Li Shishen

He tugged at Lingshi's short tail with his hand, and cursed.

Just when Li Shishi was depressed, Yi Xiaoyao finally got off the roof of the car, opened the curtain and looked at Li Shishi: "There is a river ahead, if you think it's okay, I'll stop the car and wait for you to take a bath." .”

"Is there really a river?" Li Shiyi stood up excitedly when he heard that, completely forgetting that he was still in the swaying carriage, and was about to rush forward when his center of gravity was unstable. Fortunately, Yi Xiaoyao quickly reached out to hold him Li Shishi's hand, but Yi Xiaoyao's arrival broke his balance, so Yi Xiaoyao took Li Shishi's hand and wobbled to the other side of the carriage, but because the two of them In this way, how could the carriage bear the toss of the two of them, the one-sided trend made the carriage look like it would overturn.

Fortunately, Yi Xiaoyao reacted quickly, kicked and jumped towards the other side of the carriage, and stood up with Li Shiyi in his arms. Li Shiyi was so frightened that his little face was no longer as rosy as before, and he looked like He became much paler, and he didn't even realize that he was cuddling in Yi Xiaoyao's arms with one hand clenched in Yi Xiaoyao's right now.

In the end, it was Yi Xiaoyao who realized that the posture of the two was not right, and pushed Li Shiyi away, Li Shishi came to his senses, and a look of embarrassment flashed across his cheek: "Since there is a river, why don't you stop quickly, cough!"

"Well, hold on, don't fall again." Yi Xiaoyao kindly reminded him when he turned his head and walked out of the carriage.

"I know, I don't need you to remind me." Li Shishi turned his head away and muttered in a low voice.

Although Yi Xiaoyao had heard it, he didn't say anything. He stopped the carriage. Li Shiyi jumped out of the carriage, looked at a clear river in front of him, couldn't help but smile, and took off his shoes without thinking. , ran in with bare feet, followed by Lingshi who had just woken up.

"Woohoo!" Lingshi ran up to Li Shishi and yelled twice in a low voice.

Li Shiyi turned around and looked at Lingshi with a smile: "Why do you want to play, haha!"

Li Shiyi stretched out his hand to pick up the water towards the Lingshi, seeing how the Lingshi was frightened by the lifted water, he couldn't help laughing.

Yi Xiaoyao on the bank looked at someone jubilant in the river, narrowed his eyes slightly, and the strange feeling when he was holding Li Shishi in the carriage just now reappeared.

After playing with one person and one beast for a while, the sunset hidden in the mountains dyed the half of the sky red, and Li Shiyi returned to the shore with the spirit stone, and said to Yi Xiaoyao, "I want to take a bath, should you take a bath?" Will you keep watching here?"

"You and I are both men, what are you afraid of?" Yi Xiaoyao looked at him and asked lightly.

"That's right, but who knows if you have any strange hobbies, besides, I don't like taking a bath, and there is a crowd standing next to me, so you should avoid it."

Yi Xiaoyao didn't say anything else, just picked up the Lingshi, jumped onto a tree in the distance with his toes, and disappeared among the trees.

Li Shiyi raised his middle finger towards Yi Xiaoyao's flying figure, and then took off his clothes layer by layer. When the last piece fell, the setting sun had already receded, and the bright clothes hanging between the trees

In the month, a layer of light gold was plated on someone who was bathing in the water. Li Shixi sat down against a stone, the cold river water just covered his chest, stretched his arms comfortably, and looked up at the tree. The moonlight in the room, with a faint smile on the corner of his lips.

Yi Xiaoyao, who was hidden among the trees, looked at someone in the distance, his slightly frowning brows, and his deep eyes all indicated that someone's heart at this moment was no longer calm because of the person in the water like water.

Unknowingly, he hugged the Lingshi tightly in his arms, was strangled by Lingshi, and groaned twice, and Yi Xiaoyao recovered from his absence. When he looked down at Lingshi, a gust of wind suddenly came from his body. Scraped behind.