lady!major general please go home

When Tang Mu woke up, it was already five o'clock in the afternoon, no!To be precise, he didn't wake up by himself!He was dragged up by that old man in his family!

Shen Lang has already run back and forth several times, he has finished all the busy work, but the little ancestor still didn't wake up, when it was five o'clock in the afternoon, Shen Lang really couldn't wait, so he directly pulled him up, this time The little ancestor burned for a long time and slept for a whole day, but he didn't eat half a grain of rice. If this continues, he will become a soft-legged shrimp!Still hungry and soft-legged shrimp!

"Get up, don't sleep, okay?" Shen Lang knelt on the edge of the bed, coaxing his lover who degenerated into a child when he got sick in a childlike tone!He discovered this not long ago. Once Tang Mu got sick, it was as if he had gone back 20 years!Like a child who hasn't grown up, he has to coax everything, otherwise he can curl up on the bed without eating or drinking!

Nested in the quilt, the whole body is covered in it, leaving only a small strand of hair.

Shen Lang took the trouble to pull back the quilt, and dug out the people inside: "You have been asleep for a long time, get up! Let's go eat, you haven't eaten all day, your stomach will not be able to take it. Be good! Ancestor, we How about eating and then going to sleep? I’m starving you to death, my mother must tear me apart.”

With his eyes closed, Tang Mu shook his head. He woke up, but he didn't want to get up. He just wanted to cover himself in the quilt like this. He had a fever, didn't eat, slept all day and was tired. Let him get up now. He really doesn't want to move .

"Let's eat! I'll get it back for you and eat here."

"Don't eat!" Tang Mu shook his head resolutely!He doesn't want to eat, but he still wants to vomit when he thinks about food!

"Shouldn't you vomit? Then eat some, eat before going to sleep!"

"Don't eat and want to throw up."

"Ancestor! If you don't know that you are a man, you really look like you are pregnant!" Shen Lang couldn't help joking.

"What did you say?" Tang Mu opened his eyes, and looked at Shen Lang gloomily, his little eyes suddenly changed from a little sheep to a forest wolf!It's still the kind of wild wolf that is ready to attack at any time!

"It's nothing, I didn't say anything, get up, let's go get something to eat, you don't want to go to the bathroom tonight, you have to hug me! Anyway, I have no objection." Hehe, his little ancestor, that is Can't take a joke!Say a joke once, don't say it a second time, or this person will jump up and go crazy and kill people!

It's a pity that this time he made a mistake in predicting and evaluating. As soon as he finished speaking, Tang Mu kicked Shen Lang's unprepared face lying on the edge of the bed. Shen Lang was talking just now, and he had no defense at all. Kick it to the ground!

"Is it pregnant? How about you give me one?" Think he didn't hear clearly?Humph, sorry, he heard that clearly!Still very clear!

"Ouch! My little ancestor! Are you going to murder your own husband?!" The force was not too heavy, but because he was unprepared, Shen Lang was kicked and sat on the ground with a red spot on the bridge of his nose.Shen Lang, who immediately came back to his senses, stood up on the ground, touched the bridge of his nose, and it still hurt a little: "Is this attack too harsh?" He kicked his face directly, it seems that this little ancestor was irritated by that sentence!

"Really? Then add another kick?"

"Are you coming? Not coming again! Ancestor, you are not a woman, you will hurt if you hit someone!" This man's strength is much stronger than that of ordinary men, come again?Do it again, just get kicked over!

"It seems that you still know that I'm not a woman, so I don't need to smoke!" Tang Mu lifted the quilt and got out of bed. It didn't look like someone who had a fever for a long time and was hungry all day!

"Ancestor! I'm joking! I'm really joking! Really! Really!" Shen Lang saw it, and his heart screamed!This really pissed this guy off!Getting up and beating people like this, isn't it crazy?

"I'm joking now, stop! If you dare to go out, I don't mind telling your whole army that their great army commander is enjoying domestic violence!"

"Ancestor! Can't I be wrong? I'm wrong, don't be serious with me, can you? I really know I'm wrong! Really! Don't say it, and I will never make this joke next time!" Shen The waves are spinning in the house, and I dare not go out!My wife has spoken, you are not allowed to go out!He dare not go out!Just spin around the house!

"Okay! I know I'm wrong, come here!" Tang Mu stood by the bed without even moving his feet, looked at Shen Lang and hooked his fingers.

"Why? Tell me, I'll just listen here." No!It's dangerous there!don't go!dare not go!

"Come here! Don't make me say it a second time!"

Shen Lang ran up to his lover in a hurry: "Ancestor, tell me!" Who said the wise words that my wife can't be messed with?No, if you find it, you have to wait to be drawn!At any rate, if you are whipped, you can get it back, but this lady has been whipped, so you just have to endure it!

"You want a baby, don't you?" Tang Mu grabbed Shen Lang's collar and looked at him with a half-smile.

"No! I don't want it!" Shen Lang shook his head as if it had been wound up!

"But I want it, how about you give me one?"

"Ancestor! This is a technical job, and it's quite difficult!" Really!When they got married, Shen Xiao said that with the current technology, if the two of them want to have a baby by themselves, it is really unreliable!

"How do you know the difficulty is high if you haven't tried it? Let's try it? Maybe wait ten months, and a baby will pop out of your stomach? People have to believe in miracles." As he spoke, Tang Mu directly Get started to pick up Shen Lang's military uniform!

"Wow!? Ancestor! This miracle is unreliable—" Shen Lang screamed!What does this ancestor want to do? !

"You started it yourself, it seems that you think you can give it a try!" Keep working hard!

"I'm joking—"

"I'm serious!" Continue to pick!

"Ancestor—"

You must know that sometimes there are some jokes about men that you really can't make, even if you have an unusual relationship with this person to the extent of Shen Lang and Tang Mu, you can't make jokes!The one who didn't know the door, the one who died must be you!

Shen Lang was very depressed, but still very happy!His little ancestor had no energy because of a fever, otherwise, he wouldn't be able to finish this matter today!well!His wife!What a living ancestor!

Touching the painful wound on his shoulder, Shen Lang couldn't help crying and laughing!This ancestor is really very angry!If you don't have the energy to torment him, you will have to take a bite to relieve your hatred!

No!He also asked him to go to the kitchen to prepare meals for him, and the guards were not allowed to do it for him!

As soon as I entered the cafeteria, the whole cafeteria was full of people looking over in unison!Shen Lang glanced at it, he wasn't too surprised by such a staring ceremony, but he just felt that it was weird!Why do you feel that your eyes are wrong today?

"Hello, Commander!" Everyone stood up in unison and gave a military salute to the Commander!

Shen Lang knew it wasn't his mistake when he looked at it, these busy and panicked old men were really looking at him and wanted to show him a hole!

"Commander! Has your daughter-in-law recovered from her fever?!" Seeing Shen Lang coming to the cafeteria in person, the deputy commander immediately rushed up to inquire about the situation!This is the commander's wife that the whole army wants to see!Everyone has curiosity, and everyone has a gossip mentality. This aspect is even more vigorous for the old men who fight with airplanes, cannons, guns, bullets and men this day!

Shen Lang looked at the person in front of him, and then at the person in the cafeteria stretching his neck waiting for his answer: "You want to know?" Okay!It's okay, it seems to be free, even the gossip about his family wants to share with the whole army!You are so brave!

"All of us care about Madam! Commander, don't think too much!" The deputy commander looked like a holy little boy!Being pushed up as cannon fodder by those cowardly and big-hearted guys, you can't leave them behind, can you?Die and die together!This is a comrade in arms!

"Huh! The whole army is concerned? My family can't bear it!" Shen Langpi smiled and looked at the guy in front of him: "Minister of Logistics, hasn't it been a long time since you checked the big warehouse recently? Life is very leisurely." ?”

"Report to the army commander! I just checked the big warehouse yesterday. As for idleness, I can't talk about it!" The head of the logistics department who was directly pointed out stood up and answered loudly!He is free?Not busy!He has a lot of trivial things every day, where does he go?But the military commander's daughter-in-law is here, and she can't just listen to what she says!

As for the army commander, let's talk about it first!It doesn't matter what happens afterwards!

"What? It looks like you're all idle!" Shen Lang glanced lightly, it's so lively!The entire military department is almost complete!

"Deputy Commander Li, Chief of Staff! Now draft another meeting for tomorrow's meeting, reorganize the entire army, and prepare for the annual military exercise in three days!"