lady!major general please go home

After getting married, Shen Lang's most persevering job was to nourish his little ancestor's stomach and seduce his little ancestor to exercise. Facts have proved that Lieutenant General Shen, who is considered omnipotent to anyone, can't do anything to his own wife. , That's also the master of nothing.

Except for Tang Xiaozu to exercise this, any other Shen Lieutenant in life has played the role of a perfect husband in place, which is remarkable and can get full marks.But it was this job that didn't seem to be dangerous, and it fell on Tang Xiaozu's lazy bones.

Tang Mulan, this is nothing new, people on earth probably know about it, in the past twenty years or so, this great work was carried out by the big family of the Tang family, and after getting married, the baton was passed General Shen took over gloriously, and then he had no bottom line. This habit of no lower limit made Tang Xiaozu's broken habit continue unabated.

Lieutenant General Shen kept yelling all day long that his daughter-in-law was not physically fit. In fact, the person most responsible for it was his old man. Keep it up, if Tang Mu's physical fitness really improves, it will be so damn strange.

A few years ago, Lieutenant General Shen and Shen Xiao's family planned to exchange their hearts to improve their daughter-in-law's physical fitness, but it was nothing after all. Make up your mind to let others do it, Nima, this is a daughter-in-law! It's too late for me to hurt, so I leave it to others?Insane talent!So it's really no one's fault...

"...Fuck! I..." With a hiking stick, Tang Mu bowed his waist, gasping for breath, unable to speak.

"Take a rest? Anyway, don't worry, let's walk slowly." The man who was walking like flying with an extra-large mountaineering bag on his back could slow down his steps to cooperate with his delicate and expensive little ancestor.

"You..." Tang Mu looked at the man beside him, almost gritted his teeth with hatred, "...Go to hell..."

"Don't do it, you will be a widow after I die." Shen Lang shook his head, he couldn't meet the request of this little ancestor, he could do anything, he really didn't do it this time.Life is so beautiful, and his wife is so young, how is it that he died?

"...I'll look for it again—" Over the years, this bastard has done many wicked things, but never once did Tang Mu have such a strong urge to kill him.

With his small stature, how on earth did this man come up with the idea to let him climb mountains on the damn Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?After all, who doesn't want to pass it?Fuck him, even if you don't want to think about it, you don't want to do this kind of murder, right?

"Don't even think about it, I'll drag you with me when I die." She stretched her arms around Tang Mu's waist, took off the half-sized bag from his back, and told him to sit down and rest.

"I will never... die with you!" Tang Mu shook off the cane in his hand, sat down and lay down on the ground.

"Don't lie down, ancestor, the ground is cold." Shen Lang just took off his backpack and was about to pour water for his wife, when he saw the little ancestor slumped on the ground, dropped his backpack and walked over to pull up the baby bump on the ground.

This matter is put on Tang Xiaozu's body, on the soldiers in the army, even if it is a snow and cement pit, he doesn't care, maybe he will kick it down, let them lie down, but this man with a sharp heart The pimples on his face are different, this is his daughter-in-law, this is his ancestor and he is his heart!He couldn't bear to have a slight headache and brain fever. After so many years, this has become a kind of inertia of him.

"Fuck...why are these words so familiar?" Tang Mu was speechless, the words were really familiar.

Shen Lang blinked, and suddenly remembered that many years ago, grandma had just passed away. They accompanied the old man and the old man of the Tang family to the stone yard to relax. Climbing madly, reaching the top of the slope, the little ancestor sat down, isn't it surprisingly similar to this scene?

"...Remember, that year...you did this shit... Lieutenant General Shen remembered it, and Tang Xiaozuzong also remembered it. They didn't go out together twice. It's really hard to forget Not an easy task.

"Eight years ago?"

Thinking of this incident, Tang Mu became even more angry, and he didn't even want to talk to him.

"Still angry?" Looking at the little ancestor who even flung his face aside, Shen Lang leaned forward with a cheeky old face, just like how for so many years, every time he pissed off this young master's tempered little ancestor, he was ashamed He leaned over to coax him again, "Hey, little ancestor, don't be angry anymore. The air in this plateau area is already thin. If you use it to get angry again, aren't you afraid of being suffocated?"

Tang Mu turned his face to the sky, not wanting to take care of some bastard at all.

"And, little ancestor, I'm also doing it for your own good. Look, your small body is looser than the previous years. If you say wait a few more years, what will you become?" Shen Lang wondered , this little ancestor of his family, I really haven't seen him move seriously in these years, his lazy bones have grown all over his body, but hell, his sturdy kung fu has not fallen a bit, he has studied so much that his head is swollen and he didn't even study it Come out with some hairy stars.

Shen Lang is a master who firmly believes that one radish is one hole. If you don't practice your skills, you will always be rusty. No one will let their arms and legs rust. After they are finished, they are still flexible and sturdy for many years. This little ancestor of his family is a miracle!This thing is evil!Shen Lang has never recognized evil things, and this time he also opened his eyes.

"Shen Xiao is so busy that everyone who spins the spinning top has been escorted into the training ground by the godfather. I don't want to do it. Let's climb the mountain, shall we?" After explaining the truth, he began to look for comparisons.

Look, that godfather who also loves his wife like his life can't stand it any longer, so he's determined to detain him, isn't that too much for him?

"What's the matter? You still want to learn from the godfather?" Tang Mu suddenly turned his head when he heard this. Tang Xiaozu, who was still smoking a huge stove a moment ago, turned his head, and his expression changed instantly.

The half-smile made Shen Lang look innocently at his eyes, usually, the ancestor of his family changed his face so quickly, there must be nothing good, "I don't want to!" Lieutenant General Shen, whose head was always running 360 degrees at full speed, replied Shun Liu, no There was no pause, "That girl is from the underworld, how can I learn from him? If I learn it, I won't be beaten to death by the old man?"

"But I see that you two have learned a lot from each other over the years." Tang Mu smiled.

Mr. Tang disliked the fake smiles of his great-grandsons, let him feel the smile of little ancestor Tang, and he would probably feel how sincere those little ancestors' smiles are!

"No! How is it possible!? Little ancestor, he is the godfather, the godfather of extreme Taoism, and I am an excellent soldier in the army. We can't get along with each other in business. What are we talking about learning from each other?" The daughter-in-law laughed, as Lieutenant General Shen, who is a good man, laughed along with him, and he smiled very sincerely. He looked like a very good man.

"Come on, what's modesty?"

Shen Lang shook his head, "No humility, no humility, no humility, little ancestor, we haven't been in touch for a long time, really!" Comrade Shen Lang, a good husband of 24 filial piety, squatted in front of his daughter-in-law. Fingers swear.

"No contact? Who made an overseas call to Italy a while ago?" No contact?See his uncle's ghost!This is called no contact, so is it called contact if ten or so phone calls are made within 24 hours?

"I called Shen Xiao."

"Make it up, keep making it up."

"I really called Shen Xiao. I'm looking for a brother. Doesn't it count as collude with the godfather?"

"Okay, I really don't know that you can even hook up with the godfather, do you want to turn on a satellite phone and have a live broadcast?"

"..."

Shen Lang felt that if this ancestor was allowed to hang out in the mall for another two years, his life for the rest of his life would probably not be described as dire straits.

Tang Mu sat down and died without wanting to get up. After resting for two hours, Shen Lang said sparks came out of his mouth, and Young Master Tang didn't even move his eyebrows. He couldn't get up when he couldn't speak. The patient is about the same, and the meaning of this damn climbing is almost over. He doesn't have much beautiful mood to accompany this crazy bastard climbing this damn roof of the world.

Shen Lang knew his daughter-in-law's virtues, so he carried her to Tibet under the cover of him. This master who climbed the mountains and forests wanted to kick himself downhill, and he didn't expect him to follow him firmly. It was a bit of a climb, but it was a bit beyond Lieutenant General Shen's expectation that he would pick up the picks just after going up the slope.

"...Shen, whoever goes out with you next time will be stupid!"

"..."

"I'd rather visit Africa than climb hills!" Tang Mu became more and more angry as he thought about it, it's his grandma's!What the hell kind of thing is this?

"Okay, let's go to Africa, now?" That's a good idea, too.

"..."

"Liszt and his wife happen to be in Africa too. Do you want to call Shen Xiao and his wife along? They haven't been together for two years anyway."

"..."