There are always so many sexes every day

The author has something to say: the first plate of ancient eggs la la la

Guest officer, please eat well~

Besides, I suddenly felt that Nanzhu Ulan Ulan...

If you like it, you have to accept it, if you accept it, you have to claw it out hahahaha

Song Huanhuan is a young man who has been forced to grow up since he was a child. He was often ridiculed because of his name when he was a child, and he had a particularly bitter nickname—Hua Girl—a child Huanhuan Huahua who is so stupid that he can’t tell them apart. So this beautiful nickname accompanied Song Huanhuan throughout his childhood, until he moved when he was 13 years old.

But—usually when there are buts, there are no pleasant things behind—the young man Song Huanhuan's hard road is not over.

When Song Huanhuan's little friend Chunxin was sprouting, he met a very cute and cute tsundere loli. Of course, at that time Song Huanhuan didn't know what a loli was, and he didn't know what a tsundere was.

Song Huanhuan was so excited by the tsundere little lolita that she couldn't distinguish east from west, north from south, and middle from south, so she went to confess without doing anything.

Unexpectedly, the arrogant little loli squinted her eyes and raised her head, and snorted coldly: "I don't like boys who are shorter than me."

Song Huanhuan, who was half a head shorter than Little Lolita, was hit by an arrow in the knee, and was half a head shorter in an instant.

Song Huanhuan, I'm not short, I'm just growing late...

But before the naive friend Song Huanhuan recovered from the shock of being despised for being short, the little Lolita broke his glass heart with another sentence, "It's fine if you are short, but there is a girl Name, hmph, Song Huanhuan, you really are a girl."

girls girls girls girls...

The infinite loop of three small words "bang bang bang" began to hit Song Huanhuan's fragile body until he was pressed hard into the soil.

Song Huanhuan lost his mind, he didn't even know when little loli left.

Song Huanhuan, who was downcast and pale, returned home, threw herself into the arms of Mother Song who was humming "Beautiful West Lake in March", and cried loudly: "I want to change my name, I want to change my name, I don't want a girl's name! Boom..."

Song's mother has long been accustomed to Song Huanhuan's trick that she has used since she was a child. She took a feather duster to dust off the dirt on Song Huanhuan's body, and said casually: "Huanhuan, how many times has my mother told you that your name is not a girl's name? When I gave you this name, I hope you will be happy and happy for the rest of your life, how can such a good name be changed?"

Song Huanhuan went from crying to sobbing.

Mother Song continued her efforts: "Your father and I both like your name. It sounds so nice. If you don't believe me, you can ask your father, isn't it the child's father?"

Song Huanhuan looked at Papa Song pitifully, and the latter shook the newspaper, giving Song Huanhuan's little friend a comforting smile of unknown meaning.

So Song Huanhuan stopped sobbing, but was still a little bit aggrieved: "She still joked that I was short, Mom, am I really short?"

Song's mother, who was originally very calm, snatched up her sleeves when she heard the words, and looked coldly: "Who said this? Tell mom, mom will go to him to judge. My Huanhuan is only growing late, not short!"

Song Huanhuan, who was still aggrieved, was healed immediately, and he said that he was just growing up late~

After being healed, Song Huanhuan wiped his face and ran happily. He suddenly found that he didn't like that tsundere loli at all, she was so tall like a bamboo pole!

——So it's not Song Huanhuan's fault that he has a rough nerve!Absolutely not!

Waiting for Song Huanhuan to run away without a trace, Mother Song sighed, with a gloomy expression: "His father, why do you think our Huanhuan just stays like this? What if we grow up, what will we do..."

Papa Song continued to shake the newspaper, taking Mama Song's nagging as hypnosis.

After Song Huanhuan grew up and went to college, he was finally told the truth.

Father Song read the newspaper while wearing presbyopic glasses, and casually pointed out Mother Song's deception: "When your mother was pregnant with you, she thought it was troublesome to choose a name, so she casually flipped through the dictionary to find a page, and then clicked on the word "Happy". So you are called Huanhuan."

It's just that Song Huanhuan had already become a real man who had become a golden bell-covered iron shirt at that time, so after hearing the truth, there was only such a small sadness, and after two seconds, this sadness was also dismissed. He forgot about it.

However, Song Huanhuan was very glad that at least one thing his mother didn't lie to him - he wasn't short, he was just growing late.

Song Huanhuan, who has grown to 1.7 meters and has a slender figure, can finally look down on most men and more girls. Hahahaha!

But—but Jun came to steal the spotlight again—it is still not a good thing to say.

After growing taller, Song Huanhuan was still struggling as always. The pure first love that ended before it even started seemed to be a harbinger of his future love path.

Song Huanhuan, who was heartbroken by the tsundere lolita, turned to the cute big-eyed girl, who was very embarrassed about her fingers... and refused, "I'm sorry, I like Murong Ang from your dormitory. He's very handsome, domineering, and evil..."

Song Huanhuan suffered serious internal injuries, and he was instantly killed by "Xie Mei".

The cute girl with big eyes smiled: "Song Huanhuan, can you introduce Murong Ang to me?"

Song Huanhuan blinked at that smile, endured the internal pain and nodded in agreement: "Of course."

"Student Song Huanhuan, you are such a good person!" The cute girl with big eyes grabbed Song Huanhuan's hand and sent him a big good person card.

Song Huanhuan's face was calm and he vomited blood in his heart—the good guy is the most annoying! ! !The most shameless of evil spirits! ! !

Song Huanhuan, who was hurt by the big-eyed cute girl, had been suffering for a month, and finally regained her strength and came out of the rivers and lakes to cast nets everywhere to catch fish.

Song Huanhuan fell in love with a dignified girl wearing glasses. In order to avoid being hit hard again, he even did a lot of homework, trying to get a strategy that can be directly promoted.

Song Huanhuan found that the dignified girl with glasses reads books, and rarely goes out for shopping, except for the occasional reflection of the glasses, which makes her cast a strange line of sight.

This should be a strategy, Song Huanhuan geared up and started to attack.

Facing Song Huanhuan's confession, the dignified girl with glasses just pushed the glasses that hadn't slipped off at all, and looked at him carefully with eyes comparable to X-rays.

Just when Song Huanhuan couldn't bear this weird feeling and was about to retreat, Dianzhuang girl said, "I'm very interested in you."

Song Huanhuan's eyes lit up, there is a door!

"but……"

Song Huanhuan's eyes dimmed immediately, "but" and "but" are the same, they are both shameless and tragic.

"I don't know if you are interested in purely male literature and purely female literature? If so, we can discuss it in depth."

Song Huanhuan swears that he heard very clearly that Dianzhuang sister focused on interpreting the word "deep" - how easy it is for people to think about it~

Song Huanhuan was turbulent, so he was severely brainwashed by the dignified girl in a situation where he didn't know anything and didn't understand anything.

By the time Song Huanhuan realized that he had no chance of developing with the glasses dignified girl, he had already become a wretched homeboy with no integrity at all.

The dignified girl with glasses conscientiously pulled Song Huanhuan into a different dimension with no lower limit, and she was still constantly refreshing the lower limit like a black hole.

Song Huanhuan's daily task is to conquer the Lily Mengmei or the troublesome duo given to him by the dignified girl. He doesn't know about the god Mayin and the god horse troublemaker prince╭(╯^╰)╮

Now, Song Huanhuan finally knows what the strange eyes of the girl with glasses mean, and he also knows what the girl said about being interested in him. I will not choose a girl with glasses who looks dignified!

It's a pity that there is no if in the world - this sentence has long been used badly - Song Huanhuan was severely despised by the dignified girl.

Don't doubt that this article is an old egg. It is rare for an author with no lower limit and no morals to lay so much groundwork. He just wants to further explain that the young man Song Huanhuan is an unscrupulous (re-emphasis) wretched ( Continue to stress) hard to force (the most important stress) is just a real man.

The opportunity for our great ancient egg to travel through the male pig's feet will appear soon.

Song Huanhuan, who has been working as a part-time job for a year after graduation, is still immersed in another dimension, was urgently summoned by his mother to go on a blind date. According to his mother, the person she went on a blind date with was a dignified and cute girl with big eyes, long hair and glasses, with a hot figure and a virtuous personality. It is a model of man and wife.

Song Huanhuan's heart was moved by the words. Although he hadn't been in contact with a serious and cute girl for a long time under the oppression of the dignified girl, this didn't stop an otaku from looking for a good girl in reality. Although he Mother's narration sounds unnerving.

Song Huanhuan's uneasy mood lasted until he saw the legendary cute girl with big eyes and long hair and glasses, and then he was so... embarrassing...

The cute girl spoke first: "Hey, Song Huanhuan, it's really you. I didn't expect you to really evolve from a short stature."

Song Huanhuan wiped off his sweat, God, why did Mao, the legendary cute girl with big eyes and long hair, seriously hurt his first love, Tsundere Girl? !

The cute girl continued: "Your name is still so pleasing, but if it wasn't for the name, I wouldn't have come to see you, so I say Song Huanhuan, thank you for your name."

Song Huanhuan's nei Niu, how can this be a virtuous person and wife, this is obviously a poisonous tongue girl with a dark heart and a black belly.

"Forget it, I've seen you anyway, Song Huanhuan, you are still so unappetizing, so bye bye." Poison Tongue Niang paid the bill neatly, got up and carried her bag to leave.

Song Huanhuan was silently embarrassed. As a big man, he was rushed to pay for it by a woman. What a shame it was!

"Aren't you leaving?" Poison Tongue Girl looked at Song Huanhuan, who was wandering away from her soul.

"……Walk."

The two walked out of the romantic cafe in the dating holy place side by side, and when they walked to the side of the road, the poison tongue girl said condescendingly: "Although you have grown taller, I still don't like people who are shorter than me when I wear high heels, and, Song Huanhuan It's still a girl's name." After hurting people, the current Poison Tongue Girl's former tsundere girl elegantly got into a car that looked expensive, and disappeared in a flash.

Song Huanhuan touched the little heart that was hit and started to hurt again, hey, is there such a hard-working person in the world? !Didn't it mean that the protagonists all have golden fingers and cute girls in the harem? !So what's the matter with his current difficult situation? !

Perhaps his resentment was too strong, Song Huanhuan, who was immersed in self-contempt, finally angered the author, and a flower pot fell from the sky, Song Huanhuan died without hesitation for a second.

So, Song Huanhuan just dressed like this...