Grass!Don't call me brother!

Some are useless and aggrieved.But bare feet, wading in the cold water, there are pebbles under the feet for massage, and the feeling of slippery little fish slipping past my feet from time to time is really good.Lin Yaoming took a deep breath, his eyes were green, and then he glanced at the little fool who was looking up at him. He suddenly envied Lin Yuan's simple and carefree life, "Hey!" Fiddled with Lin Yuan's small circle, "What are you looking at?!"

Lin Yuan's face flushed suddenly, he lowered his head and tugged at the hem of his clothes with a smile, "Brother, it's so pretty...hehe...".

"...Your beautiful sister!"

"But I don't have a sister..."

"..." Looking at the little fool with a dark face, Lin Yaoming looked at Lin Yuan's tanned little face under the sun, Lin Yaoming realized that the little fool was not ugly at all, and if he dressed up well, he might still be a young lady. For the word "Zhengtai", Lin Yaoming suddenly thought of that horror cartoon again, and couldn't help shivering all over his body.Impatiently, he patted Lin Yuan on the head, "Hurry up and catch the fish! Let's compete to see who can catch the most fish!"

"Good! Good!!!!"

Lin Yaoming twitched the corners of his mouth. According to his years of observation and experience in physics class, although he has no chance to practice, but with his excellent genes and unparalleled character, how could he, Lin Yaoming, lose to a little fool? .He frowned, fixed his eyes, and thought to himself, this is the phenomenon of light refraction, well, the objects in the water that people see are actually virtual images of objects in the water that have become shallower.Therefore, in order to be able to spear the fish, it must be aimed at the bottom of the fish.Constantly muttering in his heart, the fork was flying crosswise in the air and in the water, but after tossing for a long time, Lin Yaoming was so tired that he couldn't stand upright, but in the end he still didn't catch half of the fish.

Pressing his waist with his left hand, he slowly stood up straight, looked at Xiao Linyuan next to him, hum, aren't idiots just as stupid? !I didn't catch any of them, and I couldn't help but feel a little proud.

On Lin Yuan's side, he kept observing his brother's expression from time to time, and found that his brother hadn't caught a single one, and his face was getting worse and worse. If he caught fish, his brother would definitely be even more unhappy. knew.Xiao Linyuan could only watch the little fish in the water slip away in front of his eyes.

"Hey, little fool, you don't know how to spear fish anymore, right?"

"...", Lin Yuan thought, didn't my brother catch it too?The face that was still dark just now, how could he smile so beautifully now, he couldn't help but slowly became dazed.

"Come on, brother, I will teach you the real kingly way of spearfishing."

Lin Yuan tilted his head, to be honest, he couldn't understand what his brother was saying now, but he still walked to his brother honestly, and the two of them came to the shore with bare feet.I saw that my brother used a small tree branch to spend a lot of bars on the ground, and then there were some dots.

"Listen, this is the light, this is the surface of the water, and the fish is just under the surface of the water, understand?"

Well, Lin Yuan seems to understand, so he nodded his head obediently, but his brother's hand holding the small tree branch is really white, and look at his little paws, why are they always black?It seems that in the future, I still have to listen to my father's words and wash my hands frequently.

"This water, it's not that simple..." Lin Yaoming knew how thankless it is to talk about the refraction of light with a fool, so he tried his best to explain it to Lin Yuan in an easy-to-understand way, "How to say Well, the fish you see in the water is not a real fish, it is an illusion, uh, because there will be an angle deviation, understand?"

Uh, he really doesn't understand now, just now he looked at his brother's hands in vain and was distracted, knowing that he was stupid and distracted, then he must not understand, so he shook his head embarrassingly .

"Why are you so stupid?! You don't even understand this!" Lin Yaoming was impatient, and he didn't think about how difficult it would be to teach physics to a child with an IQ of only 7,8 or [-] years old.

"...I'm so stupid, I'm a little fool...Brother, I know..." As he spoke, he lowered his head and stared at his little feet pitifully.

Lin Yaoming felt bad after hearing this, and regretted how harsh he had said, coughed lightly, "Don't call yourself a fool, only brother can call you that, you know?"

"Uh?"

"When I called you a little fool, I didn't scold you. You are not stupid at all. Don't call yourself stupid in the future! Come on, let me tell you again."

"Okay!" Lin Yuan was really happy from the bottom of his heart when he heard his brother's explanation that he didn't say he was stupid.So honestly, I stopped staring at my brother's hand in a daze and distractedly, but stared at the picture drawn on the ground very seriously, but...

After explaining it about 5,6 or [-] times, Xiao Linyuan nodded inexplicably. He had to pretend that he understood, because he found that his brother's face started to turn black again.

"...All in all, you have to spear the back of the fish so that you can catch the fish!" Lin Yaoming's throat was dry, but he still insisted on making the final concluding speech.

"...Uh...", however, Lin Yuan felt that his brother was wrong, "You can't catch fish with a fork at the back, you have to fork at the head...that's what Daddy told me...".

"Cut! Nonsense!"

"Ah? What theory? What do you mean?"

"...Anyway, what your father said is wrong! I'm right!", Lin Yaoming, a college student, has just passed the baptism of the college entrance examination, how could he fall into such a low-level mistake.

"However, the method daddy said can catch fish..."

"Cut~ Then you didn't catch one just now?!"

"I...I just...", looking at Lin Yaoming's curious face, Lin Yuan didn't know whether he should say it or not.

"Just what? Tell me!", this silly boy has been hesitating since I don't know when.

"...It's just that I saw that brother didn't catch it, I, I didn't dare to catch it, I was afraid, I was afraid that brother would be unhappy..."

Fuck me!Hearing that the little fool actually started to pity and sympathize with his self-esteem? !What international joke? ! ! "Haha, just kidding! Grab one and show me!"

"Really? Are you not angry?" Lin Yuan carefully looked at his brother's face.

The corner of Lin Yaoming's mouth twitched slightly and smiled, "Angry?! How could I be angry, because you definitely can't catch it!"

"Then... that's fine..." Lin Yuan stood up, picked up the small tree branch, and walked slowly towards the small river step by step.

In fact, from the perspective of light refraction, the forkfish should indeed be forked at the rear.But this is only taught in textbooks.Theory is never as powerful as practice.Lin Yaoming didn't notice that the fish is also a kind of creature. It won't just wait for you to fork it. When you stab it with a fork, it will be frightened and run away quickly. Isn't this human instinct? !Taking these two aspects into consideration, the head of the fish is the easiest to catch when spearing fish. This is not what Mr. Lin himself boasted, but it has been confirmed from the experience of a large number of fishermen spearing fish.

Lin Yaoming leaned against the big tree, watching the little fool go down the river again with cold eyes and sneering, but before his feet dangled a few times, he saw the little fool happily walking towards him with a big fat grass carp on his fork with a silly smile up.Lin Yaoming's laughing face turned petrified, his mother's legs, even if they got a fork, they didn't need to be so fast! !

Lin Yaoming never expected that the wisdom of ordinary people is infinitely powerful!

This is the first time he fell down in Fugui Village, and he lost to a fool!This kind of thing must not be allowed to happen in the future!

Lin Yaoming also forgot one thing, as the saying goes, if there is a first time, there will be a second time, and if there is a second time, there will be a third time, so will the fourth and fifth times be far behind? ! !

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At this moment, Lin Yaoming felt that he was more like a fool in front of Lin Yuan.

"Brother! Look at how fat this fish is!! We can eat grilled fish tonight!!"

Looking at Lin Yuan's smug smile, Yaoming murmured in his heart, "Smiling fart!!", but on the surface he had to pretend to be a big brother. "Well, it's really big. Enough for the three of us."

"Well, but just now I saw a bigger fish slipping away from my feet..."

"Then why didn't you catch it?" Tch, isn't the little fool still not good at technology.

"At that time, my brother didn't catch it, so I didn't dare to catch it..." After finishing speaking, he looked at the fish on the tree branch with aggrieved eyes, and blew air into the fish's mouth mischievously.

Lin Yaoming really wanted to swear, "...Catch such a big fucker! Isn't it enough to eat?! Seeing how young you are, you are still so greedy!"

Xiao Linyuan looked at his brother incomprehensibly, his brother was very happy just now, why is his face all black now? !greedy?This Yuanzi understands, Daddy once taught Yuanzi that being greedy means eating the rice in the bowl and thinking about the rice in the pot, but Xiao Yuanzi knows that what should be yours is yours, not yours. Don't take it randomly, but Daddy said he could catch fish in the river, why did brother say he was greedy?

"You still dare to stare at me?!", Lin Yaoming couldn't see what Lin Yuan was thinking, he just saw the little fool's eyes widen, looking at him fixedly, and occasionally turning his small eyes to think What's the question? After a while, Xiao Linyuan spoke first.

"Brother, don't be angry, Genko knows how to cook fish! It's delicious!!", although I don't know why my brother is angry again, but it's right to try to please him now.

"Eat, eat, eat!! You know how to eat! Hairy ones are delicious?!" Lin Yaoming didn't bother to look at the source after finishing speaking.