Grass!Don't call me brother!

Do?Oh, I forgot, the premise is that this person is an imbecile that you can't beat, scold, and treat you surprisingly well, so the question comes at this time, what will you do?

"Hey... who is it...", Lin Guangzong on the other end of the phone was obviously still asleep.

"Dad, I want to go back, you hurry up and send someone to pick me up..."

"Ah?! Why are you going home after staying well..."

What a fart! ! "...If I don't leave, sooner or later I will become a brain-dead man!!"

Yuanzi, who was always by Yaoming's side, looked at his brother on the phone curiously, and when he heard his brother was about to leave, Lin Yaoming was startled by the sound of "Ah!", "Don't bark for nothing!!!". "Oh...", Lin Guangzong on the other end of the phone seemed to have heard Yuanzi's cry, "What's wrong? Is Yuanzi okay?!"

"Hey, he's fine! Dad! It's my fault!!! I'm going to be tortured crazy by this guy!!" Leaving aside the mentally handicapped confession of the little fool, let's sleep with his bare butt in his arms for the time being. Not to mention, but this unlucky kid is kicking his nose and face now? !Want to have a baby by yourself? !Well, call him stupid and don't bother with him.So what's the matter with thinking about your own face to play with nocturnal nocturnal emission? !Who can explain Lin Yaoming to him? !

Hearing Yaoming's words, Lin Guangzong decisively used his years of practical experience in speeches, "Yaoming, if you can't overcome this difficulty, how will you take over your father's company in the future? Face difficulties like a man, and don't be fooled by the difficulties in front of you." I was intimidated. It’s not right to take a detour when there is a stone in front of you. You have to try to move the stone away..."

"Then, Dad, I won't leave either, you can move Lin Yuan away, he is that rock."

Hearing Yaoming's cold tone, Lin Guangzong didn't expect that his eldest son, who has always been rational and excellent, would have a day of collapse. Ming? What are you talking about?!...Is the signal over there bad?! I...I can't hear you clearly...beep beep...".

Lin Yaoming sat on the bed and looked at the phone in his hand with a dark face. Dad's lies can be more fake.

While feeling very bored, Genko next to him carefully tugged Yaoming's pajamas with his hands, "Brother, what do you mean by brain damage...".

"...you can see it with a mirror..."

"Is that the sperm/son that can give birth to a baby? But Yuanzi seems to be unable to get it out now..."

"Ah!!! I'm going crazy!!! Little ancestor, can you just sleep with me?!"

Seeing that her brother is really going crazy, Yuanko doesn't want her brother to go crazy. If she becomes crazy, she will be bullied and spanked like Yuanzi. Yuanko doesn't want her brother to be spanked by others. Thinking of this, Yuanzi Finally got honest and got into bed.

Lin Yaoming clutched the quilt and curled up in pain as he dragged the hair on his head with both hands.It's really unlucky for him to meet such a top-notch little fool.But after such a long meal, he was really tired. In a daze, he dreamed of Yuanko's silly smiling face again. Suddenly, Yuanzi stopped smiling, and then hugged tightly. I kept yelling, "Yuanzi wants a baby, brother give Yuanzi a baby!" The scariest thing is not this, but that Yuanzi was slapped on the lower body by Lin Yaoming's slap, and two more came out later. Four more came out, and finally turned into eight. It was growing infinitely to the power of two!In the end, all the densely packed sources lay on his body and kept shouting, "Brother, give birth to a baby for Yuan Zi!", while he desperately patted the source children on his body, and suddenly a big source child stood beside Lin Yaoming. In front of him, he smiled strangely, and finally said something, "One source has fallen, and there are thousands of sources, brother, you can't escape, hehe~"

This "hey hey" frightened Lin Yaoming to "Ah!" and he immediately bounced back, why did he have such a weird dream.The male protagonist is actually Yuanko. Thinking of this, the man who was covered in cold sweat quickly turned his head and looked at the baby beside him, "Huh?! Where is the person?!" Yuanzi ran away early in the morning like yesterday Gone.And when Lin Yaoming walked to the outer room, he found that the table had set up dishes and breakfast on a plate, and there was a small eye-catching note on the table.

Lin Yaoming picked up the small note and looked at it carefully, "Yaoming, Uncle Lin suddenly had to go to the city in a hurry, and he didn't wake you up because you were sleeping soundly. I will be back tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. You and Yuan I have prepared all the meals for my son these days, and he understands everything you ask Yuanzi. This kid loves to cling to you, don't dislike him, Yuanzi will leave it to you. Lin Quan.", Lin Quan?It turned out that Lin Bo's real name was Lin Quan. I didn't expect that an old man from the countryside could write eloquently.After folding the note, I searched the inside and outside of the house, but found no sign of Yuanko.After washing my face and brushing my teeth, I was about to go back to the house when I heard light footsteps. I instinctively looked up and saw that it was a little fool. "Where did you run off so early in the morning?!"

"Ah? No...", Yuanzi's voice was thin and small, like a small mosquito.

Lin Yaoming glanced angrily, "Forget it, come over to have breakfast! Your father went to the city this morning, and there are only two of us at home. You'd better be honest..."

"Okay..." Yuanzi lowered her head, her small face was a little pale, and she looked unhappy.

Lin Yaoming also wondered how the little fool who let him give birth to his baby in the early morning became such a virtuous man, but he didn't think too much, and walked back to the house alone.Yuanzi followed behind her brother listlessly and slowly, touching her stomach with her small hands from time to time.

Brushing Weibo with his mobile phone in his left hand, he sent a mouthful of millet porridge to his mouth with his right hand. Lin Yaoming didn’t notice that Yuanzi who was sitting across from him didn’t eat a single bite, but stared at the porridge on the table unhappily. The spoon was pounding back and forth in the bowl.After 5 minutes, Yaoming finished eating, put down his phone and saw that the person on the opposite side hadn't eaten at all, "Why didn't you eat?".

"Yuanzi is not hungry..." Yaoming looked curiously at the guy opposite who regarded food as his life. Has the little fool changed his sex?

"Eat more if you're not hungry. Look at how thin you are. Besides, don't let your father come back and say that I bully you and won't give you food."

"Oh...", picked up the small spoon, dug a spoonful gently, and slowly passed it to his mouth to sip.Suddenly, he frowned, put down the small spoon with a "bang dang" and rushed into the yard. Before Lin Yaoming could react, Yuanzi ran away, got up and followed out, and found that Yuanzi hid in the toilet in the yard, " Genko, are you alright?"

"It's okay... Diarrhea... Genko will be fine in a while..."

"Well, then I'll go into the house first."

"Okay..." Yaoming thought in his pocket, the sanitation conditions in the village are so poor, I thought the little fool would be immune to autoimmunity, but he would have diarrhea.After returning to the room, he saw that the table was full of food that hadn't been cleaned up. Usually, Yuan Zi would clean it up, but today he was like this. Lin Yaoming frowned. Forget it, it's hard to clean up once today.After he was sweating profusely and cleared away the dishes and chopsticks, thankful that he didn't break the dishes, he suddenly found that Yuanzi didn't seem to have come in yet.After drying his hands, he walked slowly towards the toilet, "Why haven't you come out yet?"

"Uh... Genko, my stomach is not feeling well... I need to take a shit..."

Uh, with a dark face, he heard the real answer given by the person in the latrine. After thinking about it, the people in the village are in good health, so he doesn't need to worry about anything.So I didn't bother to talk about it and went back to the house to play with the iPad.After another half an hour, Yuanzi walked back with a pale face.He didn't speak, just sat at his own small table, with his head on the table, pitifully drawing with crayons.Lin Yaoming, who was lying on the bed, was a little surprised to find that this little guy was so quiet today, but that's fine, don't stimulate his poor nerves again.

Time passed quickly. During this period, Yuanzi went to the toilet a few more times, his face became paler, and he walked a little wobbly, but Lin Yaoming, who was playing games there, didn't notice Yuanzi's abnormality at all.At noon, Lin Yaoming stared at the screen seriously and opened his mouth to ask Yuanzi, "Are you hungry?".

"Yuanzi doesn't want to eat..." Lin Yuan lied on the desk and answered weakly. He didn't know what was wrong with him, his stomach hurt badly, and he vomited several times just now. He thought he would get better after taking a rest. , but why is it getting more and more uncomfortable?And when it comes to food, he gets a little nauseous.

"That means you're not hungry? Then shall we have lunch and dinner together?"

"Okay..." Lin Yaoming was very proud to find that the little fool was so obedient.

Just like this, the two stayed in the room, Lin Yaoming was already concentrating on the game, but Yuanzi who was lying on the table felt more and more uncomfortable.

"elder brother…"

"Wait a minute, I'll pass this test soon, just wait..." Before he finished speaking, he heard a "plop" before the little body in front of him fell to the ground without warning.

Lin Yaoming was so frightened, he threw the iPad in his hand and jumped off the bed, hugged Yuanzi who was lying on the ground with his bare feet, "Yuanzi?!!! You, you What's wrong?! Don't scare me!! Hey!!" Holding the poor little man, Lin Yaoming realized that Yuanzi was sweating a lot, and his whole body was hot, and his face was frighteningly pale, shit!What did you do just now? !Why didn't you notice that the child was so sick? !Suddenly the person in his arms trembled, and then shrank nervously, "Ugh...!!!", "...", ended