Grass!Don't call me brother!

dense records.I really didn't expect such a dramatic story to happen in real life, Lin Yuan, are you willing to be a stupid son who dare not admit it, dare not take it home, and is so thoroughly used?

Village 029

Under the setting sun, two shadows, one tall and one short, appeared on the dirt road in Fuguitun. There was no separation between the shadows, because the right hand of the tall man was always gently holding the left hand of the person on the right, without any intention of letting go.

After leaving the clinic, Yuanzi's mood improved a lot, but she had no strength in her whole body, and she felt a little tired even walking.Before walking a few steps, Yuan Yaoming also noticed that the palm of Yuanzi's left hand was slowly beginning to ooze sweat. He turned his head and saw that Yuanzi was walking beside him with a little difficulty, and was accompanied by a little panting, "Yuanzi, isn't it?" very tired?"

After hearing this, Yuanzi shook her head pretending to be strong, "Yuanzi is not tired! Yuanzi is in great shape!"

Yaoming sighed, when did the little guy learn to lie in good faith, let go of his hand, ignored Yuanzi's puzzled gaze, but walked quickly to the front of Yuanzi, squatted down, turned his head and smiled lightly He smiled, "Come on, brother will carry you back."

This sentence seems to have magic power, my brother feels like a light bulb will light up, and it is also special, "beautiful...".

Lin Yaoming didn't hear Yuanzi's words clearly, "Huh? What did you say?"

"No, it's nothing." As he said, he quickly stuck it to his brother's back, touched it with his two little hands, and sniffed his little nose vigorously, then he put his face on his brother's back with peace of mind and honesty. on the back.Yaoming found that Yuanzi was ready, lifted the boy's legs gently with both hands, stood up steadily, then turned slightly, and adjusted the little Yuanzi on his back, and then stepped forward pace.

"Brother, you can't let go...", you can't throw yourself by the river and disappear suddenly like before.

"Okay, I won't let go..."

"Brother, you have to hold Yuanzi to sleep at night..." You can't kick Yuanzi out of bed like before.

"Okay, I'll hug you to sleep..."

"Brother, Yuanzi wants me to have a baby..." What a cute little baby, Yuanzi can hold and play with her every day.

"Okay...ah?! This won't work!" Lin Yaoming was frightened by his instinctive reflex just now.

After hearing this, Yuanzi quickly reached Yaoming's neck with his head, and rubbed vigorously, "Why not?"

Why?Is this not obvious, "...I don't have the ability...", Lin Yaoming's footsteps became heavier and heavier.

"Brother, don't you know everything, can you do everything?"

"Yuanzi, when you recover from illness, can I buy you something delicious?"

"Okay! Okay!!" Sure enough, he was an ignorant fool, and Lin Yaoming just changed the topic and he went on the road.Yuanzi's happy shouts echoed throughout the quiet Fugui Village. Yaoming, who was carrying Yuanzi on his back, jolted slightly, looking at the small dirt road ahead and smiling faintly.

After returning home, Lin Yaoming couldn't laugh anymore. He had never cooked, although Yuanzi had acute gastroenteritis and couldn't eat anything too complicated.But for a young master like him who opens his mouth and stretches out his hands for food, he can't even cook porridge. Fortunately, technology has developed and society has progressed. He has a mobile phone and can check it online.So after settling Yuanzi, Lin Yaoming took out his "Brick" and started searching for "how to make millet soup". Pot, simmer for 5 minutes on low heat, uh, take out the millet, and set aside the original rice soup. Pour the millet into cold water to soak? Soak the millet in cold water to remove the stickiness, eh? Still sticky? Don’t throw away the cold water in which the millet was soaked, set aside?! How? Spare? What a mess! Why don’t you throw anything away, and then drain the millet in the radish, what is the radish... Then grab a handful of dry flour and sprinkle it on the millet in the radish, eh?! What happened again? Is it radish?! Let each grain of millet be covered with flour?! This, this is too technical work, until it is evenly spread..." Seeing this, Lin Yaoming's heart was completely chilled, what kind of recipe is this? Ah, it is even more difficult to learn than martial arts secrets.

"Brother? Genko is hungry~!"

"Oh, okay, I'll make it for you right away, just wait..."

"Okay! Yuanzi is going to feed the little piggy!"

"Okay, after you finish feeding, brother will feed you...", eh? !Why does this sound weird, don’t worry, millet soup is so difficult to make, so let’s make rice porridge instead.right!Rice porridge is also easy to digest. When I opened the link and found that there were only a few lines of words, Yaoming twitched his mouth in relief!What you need is this kind of easy-to-understand tutorial! "Well, soak in water first, cook for 10-15 minutes, bring to a boil on high heat, simmer on low heat until thick, pay attention to stirring, lest it stick to the bottom of the pot, dizzy, why is this tutorial like a propaganda slogan...there are four The four characters jumped out?!", but it is the simplest inside, just cook a porridge, uh, and then steam an egg, egg, egg, where is the egg? !Wait, what kind of pot do you use to cook porridge? !Where is the pot here? !Yaoming didn't see the liquefied petroleum gas or the sparkling plate, so how to cook? !

"Brother, the little piggy is full! It's time to feed Yuanzi!"

"Uh, that Yuanko, go get some eggs for me, bah!", even Yuanzi couldn't understand.

"What eggs? Eggs?"

"Yes, wait a minute, let me check, er...", the steamed egg custard written here is made of an egg?One egg is one serving?That is to say, eat alone?Then Yuanzi should eat at least one and a half eggs, and he should eat at least two eggs. Deer, "There are four eggs in total!"

"Okay~ Yuanko, go get the eggs~" After speaking, Yuanko happily ran to dig out the eggs, because it was the first time seeing her brother cook for herself, Yuanko always thought it was very novel and fun, actually It's not too late for the silly boy to express his thoughts after Shang Yaoming prepares the meals.

After Yuanzi came back, Lin Yaoming had already started to memorize the recipes hard, and he was still muttering, "If there are four eggs in total, then it is a glass of water, 800 mg of salt...", theoretically speaking, this is correct.

"Brother! Egg!"

"...Okay, by the way, Genko, where is the pot?"

"This is the pot!" Yuanzi pointed with her little hand, and Yaoming's eyes just looked at it, I'm going to go! "This is a pot?! Why, why is it so big?!"

"It's a big pot! Daddy uses this to stir-fry!"

"Uh...Okay...you go into the back room, I'll call you when I'm done cooking..."

"Okay!", Yuanzi's advantage is that he listens to him very much.He heaved a sigh of relief, he didn't want Lin Yuan to look down on him, he had already made a fool of himself when sticking fish, this time absolutely not!Well, at least not on the surface!

Genko stays in the room and draws very honestly. First, he listens to his brother very much. Second, he hasn't eaten all day and now his body doesn't have much strength and doesn't want to move anywhere.Ever since, the little hand holding the paintbrush wandered randomly on the drawing paper, then his head drooped, and finally he simply crawled on the table.It seemed that he had slept very deeply. After an unknown amount of time, someone gently shook his shoulders, "Genko? It's time to eat. Bro, the meal is ready...".

When Lin Yuan opened his eyes, he saw a horrible black thing that was about to stick to his face, "Ah!!! Ghost!!!".

Hearing the shout, Lin Yaoming was helpless, and grabbed Yuanzi's arm, "Don't be afraid! It's brother! Yuanzi, I am your brother!"

The silly boy was so frightened that tears almost came out, he blinked his big eyes and looked carefully, "It seems...it's really...brother...".

"Let's go out and eat." Lin Yaoming made a meal, which was as tragic as a battle. He didn't expect Fuguitun to be so impoverished, and he had to use the bottom of the pot to heat the pot. When he finally lit the fire, he It's almost cooked too.With a face full of soot, while holding the stove hook to poke the pit at the bottom of the pot, the left hand still did not forget to continue reading the recipe, "Crack the eggs into a bowl and beat, add salt, add the same amount of water and stir, wait, the same amount of water How much should it be... Put it in the steamer?! What? Then steam it for 8 to 10 minutes until it turns into a thick soup...", the overall feeling for Yaoming is that although there are not many words, it is difficult to understand.Therefore, in the spirit of scientific inquiry, using practical methods while learning, Yaoming served a lump of egg custard, which was not like custard, and white porridge that was as thick as rice.

Genko sat on the chair, opened her eyes wide and looked at the strange things on the dining table, picked up the chopsticks and poked the "egg custard" with holes, "Brother, what is this?!"

"Uh, steamed egg custard... But, I also wonder why there are so many holes, but, I made it strictly according to the recipe..." Yaoming took out his phone again, flipping through it, in disbelief. "I'm going!! Your sister!! What's wrong with such a small note below?!", a small reminder was written at the bottom of the screen of the phone, and the egg paste should be mixed with cold boiled water so that there will be no honeycomb. The ratio of egg to water is 1:2. Lin Yaoming's heart was broken when he saw it. He bumped his head on the table and let out a "bang!", still struggling in his heart. What about the agreed amount of water...

And Yuanzi who was sitting opposite had already picked up her small spoon and obediently dug a spoon into her mouth, "Brother's cooking is the best! Yuanzi likes it!"

After hearing this, Lin Yaoming raised his head in despair, leaned his chin on the table and looked at the little guy with a silly smile on his face. Suddenly, a thought appeared in his mind, that is, maybe this little fool is the only one in this life who thinks that the dishes he cooks delicious.

Village 030

The only piece of pajamas was unsightly by Yuanzi's vomiting, and he only wore it