Grass!Don't call me brother!

real! "

"Can you eat enough?"

"I can eat enough!!"

"OK then…"

"...", Lin Yaoming found that Yuanzi was born with rigorous critical thinking, and he had to question everything before making a final decision. Fortunately, this unlucky child's IQ is not high. Thinking about the injuries on his body, Lin Yaoming pursed his lips. In fact, his IQ is almost tossing him to death now.

I took Yuanzi to a Hong Kong-style western restaurant. The owner of this shop is from Hong Kong, but he likes to appreciate foreign girls, so the waiters in the shop are all American girls with blond hair and blue eyes.At first, Yaoming thought he would be surprised when he saw Yuanzi, a foreigner, but Lin Yuan was very calm, with his left hand in his trouser pocket, his right hand holding Lin Yaoming's hand, and walked in with a handsome and cool expression. , this scene stunned Lin Yaoming.

"Welcome~Hotguys~!!", the warm greetings from the foreign girls made Yuanzi very happy. As soon as the two of them sat down firmly, Yuanzi said, "Brother, they are so beautiful!"

After hearing that, Yaoming almost spit out the water that he just drank from his mouth. Unexpectedly, Lin Yuan, the unlucky boy, actually likes foreign girls? !Putting away his slightly surprised expression, Lin Yaoming opened the menu pretending to be calm, and looked at it impatiently for a while, and found that Yuanzi on the opposite side was smiling and looking at the big white legs walking around, Lin Yaoming didn't even think about taking it. Knock on Genko's head as soon as he starts the menu.

"Ouch! Brother, why did you hit Yuanzi?!" Lin Yuan rubbed his head in pain.

"Promising! Look at your potential?!! What's so interesting about this?!"

"Promise?" Lin Yuan rolled his eyes and thought for a while, "Is this something Yuanzi should have? Does brother have it too?"

"..." I got used to it, Lin Yaoming comforted himself that he was used to it long ago, "...you sit down for me and don't turn your head around!"

"Oh, well, then Genko will just watch my brother!!", said Yuanko, resting her chin on both hands, looking at her brother opposite with a sweet face.

Lin Yaoming's scalp was numb from the sight, so he quickly called the waiter, ordered a company sandwich, a butter cider, and two chocolate donuts, and found that these were high in calories, so Yaoming added more A chef's salad, plus two cups of mandarin duck (note).After ordering, Lin Yaoming looked at Yuanzi on the opposite side who was actually looking at the pictures on the menu seriously. From this angle, I really didn’t expect this unlucky kid’s eyelashes to be so long, but this new hairstyle is really suitable His, if his skin were whiter and his IQ was higher, it would be perfect.

The two brothers sat quietly in a corner of the restaurant. The lighting in the entire western restaurant was of that dark and ambiguous tone. A transparent glass container was placed on the dining table, filled with a light blue unknown liquid. There is also a rosemary candle floating on the ground, the faint light of the small flame is reflected on Yuanzi's face, unconsciously, Lin Yaoming's brain also slowly begins to empty, he remembers that he used to bring My girlfriend has been to this restaurant before, and my girlfriend is always babbling about all kinds of trivial things in my ears, why the shoes I just bought are black and more classic, which cosmetics are suitable for my skin? Wherever I went and traveled, think about it now, where was the time when I was as relaxed as I am now.Looking at Yuanzi's face, Lin Yaoming suddenly began to understand why those of the same sex like people. Understanding and tolerance for each other is easy to say, but in practice, how many couples can do it.If I met such a person, and if it was of the same sex, what would I do?

"Enjoy your food, Sir~", the waiter's sweet voice suddenly interrupted Lin Yaoming's thoughts.

"Wow!! Brother, this, this! And this! They are all so beautiful!!"

Yuanzi looked at the food on the table with a surprised face, plump and meaty sandwiches, fragrant golden toasts, donuts that whet the appetite, and colorful chef's salads, Yuanzi began to swallow unconsciously Drooling, Yaoming looked at Yuanzi with a foodie look on his face, and smiled happily, "Hurry up and eat."

"Okay!", the closest thing to Genko was the butter cider, but how to eat it, and he was not given chopsticks, there was a knife on the table and another thing that Minko didn't know what it was.Yaoming noticed the helpless expression of the person opposite, and naturally reached out to grab the knife and fork and the toast in front of Yuanzi, "Here, hold the fork in the left hand and the knife in the right hand, like this, cut into Put small pieces in your mouth."

Seeing that his brother had already cut a small piece, Yuanzi opened his mouth instinctively, "Ah~~", Lin Yaoming looked around awkwardly, as if no one saw it, he quickly stuffed the small piece of toast into Yuanzi. child's mouth.After putting it in, Yaoming found that Yuanzi's eyes were narrowed happily, and his whole body was dangling happily, "Is it so delicious?"

"Yes~sweet~~ah~" said Yuanzi and opened her mouth on her own initiative.

Lin Yaoming sighed, there was no way out, he cut a piece and watched everyone not paying attention, and quickly stuffed another piece. When three or four pieces were stuffed like this, Lin Yaoming found that Yuanzi was staring at his hand in a daze, "What are you looking at?"

Lin Yuan looked at his brother seriously, and said, "Brother, why are your hands so beautiful? It's so beautiful to cut things! Yuanzi wants to kiss!"

With a sound of "Boom", forgive Lin Yaoming for those discordant images that suddenly popped up in his mind, and he shook his right hand, and the knife fell innocently to the ground.The originally quiet western restaurant suddenly made such a loud noise, of course the beautiful foreign girl noticed, she picked up the knife responsibly, turned around and took a clean one, the waiter saw that there was another one on Lin Yaoming's table, and took it for granted Handing the clean knife to Lin Yuan, he gave Lin Yuan a beautiful smile, and then Lin Yaoming heard Yuan Zi suddenly say, "Thank you~".

"You're welcome～cuteboy～", after finishing speaking, he twisted his waist and left immediately.

Lin Yaoming couldn't believe his ears, looking at Yuanzi who was gesticulating with a new knife with a naive expression on the opposite side, "Yuanzi, what did you just say?!"

Yuanzi looked at the terrified brother on the opposite side, "Thank you!"

"Do you know what Thankyou means?"

"I don't know~"

"...", whether this guy will or not, "I don't know if you still say?!"

"Uh, Yuanko doesn't understand, I just feel like saying that, brother! I want to eat that circle!"

Lin Yaoming handed the donut to Lin Yuan, frowned and looked at Lin Yuan, whose mouth was full of chocolates. When he was in Fuguitun, he discovered that Yuanzi knew a few English words. Where did this unlucky boy come from? Learn English? !In the end is it or not? !

This Lin Yaoming was still thinking hard, while Lin Yuan on the opposite side felt a little thirsty after taking a few mouthfuls of donuts. He saw that there was something delicious in the beautiful cup next to it, and there was a delicate cup on the small saucer. The little spoon is really a very small spoon. Is this for eating?Yuanzi picked it up and looked at it carefully, and then looked at the contents of the cup, is it for drinking?I took a spoonful carefully, put it in my mouth and stared at the ceiling with a smacking taste, um, it was not bad, so I took another sip.The more you drink, the better the taste, so the speed of pounding the spoon is unknowingly accelerated a lot. By the time Lin Yaoming discovered Yuanzi's fast and weird movements, he had already drunk many mandarin ducks in this way.

"Here, stop! Stop!! Why do you drink like this?"

Yuanzi actually felt quite tired, "Drink with a small spoon..."

"..." Lin Yaoming suddenly felt that he had a long way to go, and he shouldn't be distracted when he brought Yuanzi out, he couldn't be distracted!Because once his mind is distracted, Yuanzi will not be allowed to do all kinds of weird and terrible behaviors, "This spoon is used for stirring, like this, you put some sugar in it, and then use it to stir..." Look carefully Seeing what my brother did, Yuanzi also started to learn, "Oh, so it's not for drinking."

"Well, no. And it's very impolite for you to drink with a small spoon, so don't do it next time."

"Oh." Lin Yuan looked at the exquisite little spoon in his hand, it was really pretty, and finally stuck out his tongue to lick it, then wiped it with a tissue, and stuffed it into his trouser pocket confidently.Yaoming didn't understand Yuanzi's behavior at first, seeing this, "Hey, what are you doing, what are you doing?!"

"bring home!"

"How can this be brought home?! Take it out!"

Yuanzi covered her trouser pocket with her hands, "No! Yuanzi likes it!"

"...You can't take it away if you like it! Take it out quickly!"

"Why can't you take it away... Yuanzi wants... wants...", Seeing Lin Yaoming's tough attitude, Yuanzi stomped anxiously, and tears began to appear in his eyes again.

Lin Yaoming sat across from him and looked at Lin Yuan bitterly with his mouth open. The unlucky child protected the spoon as if he was protecting his own child. To be honest, he was about to cry now.

Genko was happy to finally eat and drink enough.Holding brother with his right hand and holding a small spoon tightly with his left hand, he bouncingly pulled Lin Yaoming forward.Well, the spoon was finally taken by Yuanzi, the money is not a problem, the problem is Lin Yaoming