Fame with a ball

Lin Zhigao's surroundings were instantly quiet

The mixed zone is also quiet.

From the moment a camera with a relatively short distance pointed its lens at the center of the accident, the originally chaotic New Alpen Stadium also fell into silence.

On the big screen of the stadium and in the live broadcast of the TV, such a picture is being broadcast - in the middle of the crowded crowd, there is a body wearing only the upper body of the jersey. The black and white swordsman shirt can not hide the slender and tight The waistline and the two long white and straight legs make everyone who sees them have their minds emptied for a moment, and they can't think of anything else.

What people can't take their eyes off the most is the two balls of firm, round meat balls that are tightly wrapped by the briefs below the waistline.

The edge of the black underwear tightly held the curve of the buttocks, without leaving a trace of marks, but made the skin under the thin fabric as white as snow and as slippery as cream.Even if the owner of the body lay flat on the ground, it couldn't stop the curve of the underwear from rising suddenly from the waist, passing through a perfect semicircle, and then sliding down suddenly, stopping the curve at the base of the thigh.

Countless people watched this scene with dry mouths. They could only look away from the drowning buttocks and cast them on the jerseys, or simply stare at the underwear. There is a row of letters: ARMANI.

The commentators from various countries opened their mouths wide, not knowing what to say.

Suddenly, CCTV-[-] broadcasted an advertisement.

Some female fans looked at it with green eyes.Some male fans began to doubt their own sexuality.

In Zhengzhou, China, Lin Changan opened his mouth wide, and said to his wife Qian Hongyan who looked sluggish: "My wife, it's over, our son has been seen all over."

Barcelona, ​​Messi spits out a mouthful of water he just drank.

In Madrid, Spain, after staring at the TV screen carefully for a long time, Ronaldo muttered: "I'm not as good as I am."

In the villa on the outskirts of Turin, Sebastian's face was flushed, and then he suddenly thought of something. After a jolt, he prayed secretly: "Poor Lin, I hope my dad..."

……

After tens of seconds of silence, the New Alp Stadium suddenly erupted with a loud noise ten times stronger than before!

The Juventus players were the first to react, and they circled around Lin Zhigao. Verratti swung his fist, knocked over the Turin fan who attacked Lin Zhigao, and then grabbed his hand. The ball pants he was wearing were thrown to Lin Zhigao.

The male Turin fan was dumbfounded from the moment he grabbed Lin Zhigao's shorts with his own hands. He wanted to give Lin Zhigao a fist to vent his depression, but it was not his intention to take off Lin Zhigao's clothes Wish!

The male fan who had been punched hard on the head let out a scream and fell to the ground clutching his cheek.But what is even more tragic is that because the coaches and players of Juventus were all panicking to help Lin Zhigao up, and the reporters outside were rushing into the crowd to take close-up photos of Lin Zhigao. The male fans were completely submerged in the crowd. Not only did they get kicked countless times, they were even trampled on.

But who can take care of him now?Even the police who wanted to help were pushed aside by the crowd, and it was impossible to detain the fan.

Lin Zhigao's face was so hot that he could fry an egg immediately.

The moment he felt his pants being ripped off, he could actually get up, but!He is shy!In front of so many people, only her underwear was left...

God, let him just disappear from the crowd!

It wasn't until his teammates surrounded him and stood in a circle around him, blocking the camera and other people's eyes, that Lin Zhigao got up blushing, and quickly put on his ball pants.

When he appeared in public again, he returned to his neatly dressed appearance.

I don't know how many reporters sighed and sighed, regretting that they missed another good opportunity to take a headline photo, but luckily they still have live video available.

The police finally got into the middle of the crowd and took away the fainting fan who had been trampled by people's feet.

More than a dozen Juventus players surrounded Lin Zhigao, broke through a path leading to the player tunnel, and escorted Lin Zhigao back to the locker room.

But when the locker room door just closed...

The burst of laughter sounded!

De Qie Lie staggered with a smile, and pointed at Lin Zhigao with trembling fingers: "I, I bet one hundred euros, you will definitely be the headline of the newspaper tomorrow."

"And it's the headlines of the whole Europe." Pepe also laughed out of shape: "I also bet 100 yuan, and you will monopolize the sports and entertainment pages!"

Everyone else had unconcealable smiles on their faces, not to mention gloating!

Lin Zhigao, who was still touched by his teammates for help just now, finally broke out from embarrassment: "You guys are indifferent!"

Verratti grinned: "Lin, haven't you ever filmed an underwear advertisement? This is free publicity for Armani, and maybe they will give you a big red envelope... Hahahaha!"

Lin Zhigao felt that his glass heart was broken all over the place, and he couldn't stick it back even with 502 super glue.

……

On the newspapers published in Europe the next day, Lin Zhigao's half-fruit photos really became the biggest selling point.

Excited fans who watched the live broadcast of the game the day before went out of the house to buy a newspaper or two, whether they want to know the inside story or keep it as a collection. In short, it is the newspaper with the clearest and largest photos and the best sales .

For Lin Zhigao's tragic experience behind the stadium, there are jokers and sympathizers. Let's borrow the headline of the front page of "L'Equipe" "Why is it him again?" ! ", the vast majority of fans are also amusing and curiously speculating: Why is it always Lin Zhigao who is attacked by fans?The last time it was a female fan who molested him, this time it was a male fan who picked up his shorts. Will there be a shemale fan next time?

In such a happy atmosphere of "collectively molesting Lin Zhigao", there are still conspiracy theories. "Sun" reporter Gary Jeb suspected that the incident of "Lin Zhigao being picked up by the ball pants" at the New Alpi Stadium might be a hype by the Armani Group and Lin Zhigao. Look, only one act went out of line fans, the Armani trademark can be exposed to hundreds of millions of fans around the world watching the live broadcast of the game, and a series of media reports after the game can also deepen the impression in the hearts of the fans. What a bargain!

Of course, the funniest and most jaw-dropping news reports are not exclusive to the "Sun". The newspaper "World Football" with a relatively large domestic circulation once again refreshed its lower limit when reprinting news from foreign newspapers—— They copied the foreign reports as they were, and just changed the name of the editor to publish the news. The key point is, in order to respond to the call of the harmonious spring breeze blowing across the land of China, they mosaiced the key parts of Lin Zhigao on the photos...

In other words, Lin Zhigao's butt was dropped by the mosaic.

As soon as "World Football" was released in China, countless fans who bought this newspaper wanted to poke their eyes blind. This incident also aroused a lot of discussion on the Internet. Netizens questioned that "news reports should not be objective. Do you report news facts in a fair manner? What do you call a mosaic on a photo that is not considered revealing? You bring out the photo openly, and no one will say anything, but putting a mosaic to cover up the shame, doesn’t it lead readers to think crookedly? !"

A mere photo sparked heated discussions in the society, which was not expected by World Football. Their editor-in-chief quickly explained in the newspaper: "The mosaic on Lin Zhigao's photo was not because it was too revealing, but because this photo There is a clear and obvious Armani trademark on it. According to the regulations of the State Administration of Press and Publication, all regular publications are not allowed to advertise products when writing news, but must use a certain brand instead, so we have no choice but to do this .”

This explanation was barely enough, some people believed it, some people laughed, and some people posted on the Internet to joke: There was Teacher Cang before, and Lin Zhigao later, in this magical land, they can't escape Mosaic fate.

……

Lin Zhigao deleted the superficially comforting but actually smirking text messages from Messi.

Cristiano Ronaldo borrowed Kaka's mobile phone to make a blessing call, Lin Zhigao just heard the laughter over there, and angrily choked the phone.

Many friends in the Premier League tweeted @林志高, congratulating him for becoming the most photographed non-Premier League player on The Sun, more headlines than Messi and Ronaldo, and sometimes even more than Barlow Terry and Lu Xiaopang, especially the well-known reporter Gary Jeb, would mention him in reports every three days, obviously they had a "deep love" for him.

The Armani Group actually struck while the iron was hot and contacted Jiang Shupeng to shoot the second commercial. The famous European magazine "L'UOMO" also wanted to take a series of hard photos for him, which would be used for the magazine cover and internal magazine promotion. Lin Zhigao reluctantly comforted himself "This is a blessing in disguise", but when the reporter presented the second Golden Tapir Award, he asked the other party violently: "The trophies in international football are either gold-plated or silver-plated. Your Golden Tapir Award is so ugly. Bronze! Your TV station is so rich but so stingy, is it ashamed to lose it? Is it ashamed to lose it?!"

The reporter from the national TV station who came to present the award probably heard someone report the value of the trophy for the first time, and they were stunned for a while, and then muttered with a lack of confidence after a long time: "I will report this issue to the station when I go back." Reflect, next time, next time it will probably be gold-plated."

Groups of reporters surrounded Lin Zhigao's villa, trying to find some new news, but Lin Zhigao temporarily lived a life of shutting himself out, and even changed his morning jogging to a treadmill. Heal your wounded heart well.

Only Sebastian looked at him with a face that seemed to be constipated all day long, which made Lin Zhigao feel a little relieved—he knew that the child probably wanted to comfort himself, but Maybe it's thin-skinned, or it's just that I haven't found a good excuse.

So during the dinner, Lin Zhigao decided to take a step of friendly communication first. He smiled and said to Sebastian who was buried in the meal: "Do you have something to tell me?"

Sebastian swallowed what was in his mouth, nodded, and said with compassion: "I wish you good luck."

Lin Zhigao was at a loss: "Wish me good luck?"

Shouldn't he have patted himself on the shoulder with a hearty smile, and said, "This little setback is nothing to a man, and he can get over it"?This is Lin Zhigao's own brain-made script!What is good luck?Wishing myself a better game?

Sebastian carefully looked at Lin Zhigao's expression, and said slowly: "Dad, he will definitely not be happy, but I don't think he will do anything to you..."

Lin Zhigao was dumbfounded at the moment—after this incident happened, John hadn’t called him yet. There are only two possibilities for this situation to happen. One is that he is really angry, and the other is that he doesn’t know about the incident for the time being. Now, on the way back to Turin.

The latter may be worse than the former!

……

Sorry John, my ass is seen by tens of thousands of fans and hundreds of millions of TV viewers.

or:

John, have you read the newspaper?That damn fan ripped off my shorts in front of everyone!

Which of these two narratives is better?

Sebastian's hint was simply a reminder. At midnight that day, when Lin Zhigao was tossing and turning on the bed, he heard the sound of the door opening downstairs.

John is back!

He immediately jumped up from the bed and ran out of the bedroom barefoot.

At this moment, the door of the next room was suddenly opened.Sebastian came out in his pajamas, and when he saw Lin Zhigao, he asked in a low voice, "My dad is back?"

Lin Zhigao nodded: "It sounds like it sounds."

Sebastian shrugged: "Then I'll go back to sleep. By the way, I'm used to listening to rock music when I sleep, and the sound will be loud..."

"What's so loud?" But John had already walked up to the second floor.

The lover I haven't seen for more than half a month has lost weight, but she is still tall and straight. The three-piece suit brought by the advanced customization is as elegant as ever.

"It's nothing, I'm saying goodnight to Lin." Sebastian put the earphones into his ears, turned back to the room and waved his hand: "Goodnight to you too, Dad."

As soon as he saw Sebastian closing the door of the guest room, Lin Zhigao jumped at John, dragged him back to the bedroom, and then leaned against the door, biting his lower lip while taking off his suit jacket.

Then there are vests, ties, shirt buttons, and belts.

Lin Zhigao's wet saliva was all over John's chin. What made John sigh and helpless countless times was that no matter how he taught Lin Zhigao, the way he kissed was still [-]% similar to that of a golden retriever.

And always act like a sex addict.

Biting the tip of Lin Zhigao's tongue lightly, John felt the other party's shock, and his body suddenly became a little soft. He lazily stretched out his arms to wrap around Lin Zhigao's shoulders, and said with a low laugh, "As long as you become As soon as I get enthusiastic and take the initiative, I know something must have happened again. Lin, what are you hiding from me?"

"Nothing happened." Lin Zhigao opened his eyes innocently: "I just miss you, okay?"

John's fingers tapped on the skin of Lin Zhigao's back like playing a piano, "I'll give you one last chance."

"...I knew I couldn't hide anything from you." Lin Zhigao grumbled, shook off John's arm, threw himself on the bed angrily, and pressed the pillow to his face, "You must know all about it."

John smiled. He sat on the bed and poked Lin Zhigao's hair with his finger: "You are a victim, Lin, I am not so indifferent."

"Aren't you jealous that I've been seen all over?"

"Isn't there still a pair of underwear?" John began to fight with Lin Zhigao for the pillow, he was worried that Lin Zhigao would bore him: "And your teammates showed that they cared about you very much, they failed to let the reporter take more bold photos. "

Briefs, or tight-fitting ones, it doesn’t matter if you take a photo from the back, but a high-definition frontal photo can easily reveal something—such as size, shape, and even hair.De Qielie and Pepe's timely response and maintenance allowed Lin Zhigao to avoid the embarrassment of changing clothes in front of the reporter's camera.

Speaking of teammate Lin Zhigao, he was so depressed that he wanted to hide in the corner and plant mushrooms, "They went back to the locker room and laughed at me! They even gambled with me!"

"Then are you angry?"

"Okay." Lin Zhigao muttered, "I'm not angry, and their jokes are not malicious."

"It's other people who are malicious." John's smile suddenly became a little cold: "Several media want to interview Ebert who has just been discharged from the hospital."

"Ebert?"

"The male fan who attacked you. He suffered some bruises, a broken rib and was stepped on with a mild concussion in the chaos, so he's been in the hospital for treatment."

Lin Zhigao wondered if the concussion was caused by Verratti's fist, "Why did the reporter ask him?"

"Some 'well-wishers' suggested that Ebert sue Juventus for personal injury."

"I didn't even know there were so many stories in it!" Lin Zhigao let go of his hand in surprise, successfully making John take the pillow away from his face. "Will this cause problems for the club?"

"The Turin Police Department invited Ebert to tea."

"Then?"

"Ebert will publicly apologize to you tomorrow if he doesn't want to go to jail."

"Have you solved this matter?" Lin Zhigao couldn't help giving John a warm hug: "John, what would I do without you!"

While unbuttoning his shirt, John said lazily, "I charge interest."