Lu Xiaofeng's colleagues: Ximen cat
Chapter 19 Cats Are Not Monsters
Lu Xiaofeng looked up at the sky, this was the fourth time he did this action, at first when he got into the carriage, when Maomao saw Huamanlou, he happily leaned towards him, Ximen Chuixue coldly forced him to sit beside him Lu Xiaofeng suddenly became envious of Huamanlou, and sighed: Sometimes you can't see and there are things you can't see!So he pretended to look up at the sky.
After a while, Maomao was twitching on the seat boredly, and Ximen Chuuxue gave him a cold look, pouted and sat down obediently, but rested his chin on Ximen Chuuxue's shoulder, Lu Xiaofeng glanced at Ximen Chuuxue's hair With an expressionless face, I felt that it would be safer to pretend not to see, so I looked up at the sky again.
When Lu Xiaofeng's gaze inadvertently glanced over for the third time, Mao Mao's chin had dropped from Ximen Chuuxue's shoulder to his knee, and his head was rolling around restlessly. He heard Mao Mao pouted and whispered Begging: "I want to play like a cat..." Lu Xiaofeng suddenly realized that maybe it's not enough to just see, you have to be inaudible too...
"Riding in a carriage is not fun, riding in a carriage is not fun..." Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but look back when he heard Mao Mao chanting sutras. He held his left hand in his bosom and played with his fingers - poked fingers one by one, bent them back and forth, and drew circles in his palm... Ximen Chuuxue's hands were slender and powerful, smooth and graceful, as if carved from beautiful jade, Maomao's hands are slender and delicate, with spring onion roots springing up as bamboo shoots, the roots are as clear as crystals, the two hands together are shining like pearls and jade, they are extremely seductive, but Lu Xiaofeng is afraid that he will turn his head after taking another look, and he is facing Ximen Fubuki's eyes were emotionless, so he felt guilty for no reason.
"Ha!" Lu Xiaofeng felt that he should find something to say: "I suddenly discovered that I am really a genius, Hua Manlou, don't you know? When I saw Mao Mao for the first time, I said, this is not a cat. Fox, this is simply a vixen, I really hit it off."
Before Hua Manlou could answer, Mao Mao sat up from Ximen Chuuxue's arms, glared at him and said, "Maomao is not a monster!" Turning to Ximen Chuuxue for help, he said, "Butler Mei said that monsters will be roasted and eaten! Maomao doesn't do barbecue...Maomao is not a monster, is it?"
Ximen Chuuxue said indifferently: "Yes."
Maomao looked at Lu Xiaofeng proudly, Lu Xiaofeng stroked the non-existent beard, and said: "Okay, okay, you are not a monster, you are a fox that can turn into a human, okay?"
Mao Mao became even more angry and shouted loudly: "Maomao is a cat! Maomao is a cat!"
Looking at Huamanlou, he asked, "Is that so? Hua, Hua..."
Hua Manlou smiled and said, "Of course it is."
So the alone and lonely Lu Xiaofeng surrendered: "Okay, it's a cat, it's a cat!"
Cats are satisfied.
But Lu Xiaofeng asked curiously: "Butler Mei really said that monsters will be made into barbecue and eaten?"
That serious old butler doesn't look like someone who would say such a thing.
Mao Mao tilted her head and thought for a while, "Steward Mei said that monsters will be tied to tree branches and burned to death."
Lu Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Let me tell you, how could Steward Mei say something like making it into a barbecue and eating it?" If he knew that his words had been distorted like this, would he cry?
Mao Mao was puzzled: "If you don't eat it, why make it into a barbecue?"
Lu Xiaofeng emphasized: "It's not a barbecue, it's burning to death."
"But...if you don't eat it, why burn it to death?"
Lu Xiaofeng had a headache: "Why does it have to be eaten before being burned to death?"
Mao Mao took it for granted: "Because it tastes good when cooked, why cook it if you don't want to eat it?"
Went around again.
Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "Maomao, do you want to eat all day long?"
Mao Mao blinked: "Isn't it for eating? Is that for playing? But... it's fun to be alive, not fun to be dead..."
Lu Xiaofeng sighed again: "Maomao, do you think of anything else besides eating and playing?"
Mao Mao looked at him curiously: "What does Mao Mao want?"
Lu Xiaofeng is speechless, as a cat, it is good to know what to eat and play with, do you still want it to think about friendship, love, dignity and so on?
While Mao Mao was drowsy, the carriage finally stopped. Mao Mao was the first to jump out of the car and wanted to run happily, but was caught by Lu Xiaofeng who got off the second and dragged him into the inn: Are you hungry? Stay here first, and then go play after eating."
"Oh."
……
Maomao's dinner was not worth looking forward to at all. Maomao looked at the porridge in front of him in a daze for a while, then looked at Ximen Chuuxue and begged: "Maomao doesn't like to eat porridge."
"If you want to eat other porridge, you can go back to the villa."
Maomao bit the spoon, the white porcelain spoon lips made its small red lips soft and charming, a pair of big eyes stared blankly at the sweet and sour fish on the table, and said: "Maomao doesn't eat porridge, Maomao wants to eat it." fish."
"Have you learned how to use chopsticks?"
Maomao's eyes flicked back and forth between the plate of sweet and sour fish and white porridge, and finally made up her mind, put down the spoon, grabbed the chopsticks and poked it...
One hole, two holes, don't run!Ah, it's about to fall!
The cat is in a hurry, if it falls on the table, the owner will not allow it to eat...
A pair of bamboo chopsticks stretched out from the side in time, accurately pressed on the spine of the fish, and firmly fixed it on the plate. Maomao was overjoyed, and looked at Huamanlou gratefully, and continued to make persistent efforts, changing from one paw to catch the chopsticks to the other. It seems that two paws are more useful. Mao Mao's proud two chopsticks escorted a small piece of fish to his bowl... Oops!
Mao Mao looked at the fish that fell on the table with red eyes, and resentfully stretched out the bamboo chopsticks to his mouth to lick the remaining soup on it...it was so delicious.
So the cat is happy, the cat is a smart cat!
Maomao no longer tries to pick up the fish with its mouth, but starts to dip its chopsticks into the soup, then rinses it in its own porridge bowl, and then dips it again... At this time, Maomao's patience is amazing. Maomao worked hard time and time again to turn his own porridge into delicious fish-flavored porridge...
So Lu Xiaofeng finally couldn't hold it anymore: "Maomao, why did you use chopsticks to dip in the soup instead of scooping it up with a spoon?"
Maomao was stunned, looked at the chopsticks in his hand, and then at the spoon in the bowl, and decided to follow suit, took a spoon full of soup and put it into the porridge bowl, stirred it, and took a bite, it was delicious!Mao Mao narrowed her eyes in satisfaction and began to eat porridge.
Suddenly, a large piece of white fish fell into the bowl, Maomao looked up hesitantly, and saw Lu Xiaofeng with strange complexion and Huamanlou smiling, tilted his head: Who is it?
Take another sneak peek at the master... he was drinking tea with his head down, but he didn't notice it!
Busily pressed the fish meat into the porridge with a spoon, stirred it vigorously, and destroyed the corpse.
The master didn't see it, haha!Maomao has delicious fish to eat!
So Mao Mao, who was eager to destroy the corpse, didn't notice it. After seeing its performance, the corners of Lu Xiaofeng's mouth twisted, Hua Manlou raised the teacup to cover up the unbearable smile on the corner of his mouth, Ximen Chuuxue still squeezed his hands expressionlessly teacup.
Just as Maomao ate the fish and porridge into his stomach to further destroy the body, someone sent four posts: "Regardless Feizhuo. Clean up the dust for you, please come."
The name below is Huo Tianqing.
Maomao looked through the posts that belonged to him over and over again, and looked at Lu Xiaofeng: "Maomao knows all the words on it..."
These days, Maomao has gradually become fluent in speaking. When he was in the villa, Ximen Chuuxue hardly spoke, and Butler Mei was very busy. The maids and sisters only talked to Maomao who looked like a little fox, so there were very few opportunities for Maomao to speak. Now finally After meeting a talkative Lu Xiaofeng who was willing to talk to him, Mao Mao made rapid progress.
Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "But you don't know what it means when you put them together, right?"
The cat nodded.
"The above said that someone wants to treat the cat to dinner."
Mao Mao tilted her head and said, "Stingy."
Lu Xiaofeng laughed and said, "Why are you so petty when I invite you to dinner?"
Mao Mao said: "Maomao is already full." Isn't it stingy to treat people to dinner after they are full?
Lu Xiaofeng laughed out loud.
Hua Manlou said: "Then are you still going?"
Maomao nodded again and again, of course he must go if there is something delicious!
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Aren't you already full?"
Maomao thought for a while and said, "I think...you can still eat a little bit."
Lu Xiaofeng laughed even louder, his stomach hurt from laughing, and said, "Maomao, are you sure you can judge how much you can eat? I remember the first time I saw you, it was because I ate too much that my stomach ached. Ximen kneads it for you... I even contributed a laxative!"
Mao Mao blinked, but didn't hear the teasing in Lu Xiaofeng's words, thought about it seriously, and nodded seriously: "You can still eat it!"
Hua Manlou faced Ximen Chuuxue: "Will the owner of Ximen go?"
Everyone in the Jianghu knew that Ximen Chuuxue would never wrong him, so Ximen Chuuxue would never go to a banquet, and would not force himself to eat with irrelevant people.
If Ximen Chuuxue doesn't go, then Mao Mao...
Mao Mao's eyes widened immediately, and she looked at Ximen Fuixue with a shining look, the expectation in her eyes was self-evident.
Ximen Chuuxue frowned, and said coldly, "Follow Huamanlou."
Maomao cheered, jumped to Huamanlou's side, and grabbed his sleeve.
Lu Xiaofeng looked hurt, and said: "I thought you should entrust it to me even if you don't go."
Ximen Chuuxue said coldly: "You have too many troubles, and you also like to make troubles anytime and anywhere."
Lu Xiaofeng stroked the beard that was no longer there, and smiled wryly.
Hua Manlou smiled and said, "Don't worry, owner, I will take good care of the cat."
Ximen Chuuxue hummed, speechless.
After a while, Maomao was twitching on the seat boredly, and Ximen Chuuxue gave him a cold look, pouted and sat down obediently, but rested his chin on Ximen Chuuxue's shoulder, Lu Xiaofeng glanced at Ximen Chuuxue's hair With an expressionless face, I felt that it would be safer to pretend not to see, so I looked up at the sky again.
When Lu Xiaofeng's gaze inadvertently glanced over for the third time, Mao Mao's chin had dropped from Ximen Chuuxue's shoulder to his knee, and his head was rolling around restlessly. He heard Mao Mao pouted and whispered Begging: "I want to play like a cat..." Lu Xiaofeng suddenly realized that maybe it's not enough to just see, you have to be inaudible too...
"Riding in a carriage is not fun, riding in a carriage is not fun..." Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but look back when he heard Mao Mao chanting sutras. He held his left hand in his bosom and played with his fingers - poked fingers one by one, bent them back and forth, and drew circles in his palm... Ximen Chuuxue's hands were slender and powerful, smooth and graceful, as if carved from beautiful jade, Maomao's hands are slender and delicate, with spring onion roots springing up as bamboo shoots, the roots are as clear as crystals, the two hands together are shining like pearls and jade, they are extremely seductive, but Lu Xiaofeng is afraid that he will turn his head after taking another look, and he is facing Ximen Fubuki's eyes were emotionless, so he felt guilty for no reason.
"Ha!" Lu Xiaofeng felt that he should find something to say: "I suddenly discovered that I am really a genius, Hua Manlou, don't you know? When I saw Mao Mao for the first time, I said, this is not a cat. Fox, this is simply a vixen, I really hit it off."
Before Hua Manlou could answer, Mao Mao sat up from Ximen Chuuxue's arms, glared at him and said, "Maomao is not a monster!" Turning to Ximen Chuuxue for help, he said, "Butler Mei said that monsters will be roasted and eaten! Maomao doesn't do barbecue...Maomao is not a monster, is it?"
Ximen Chuuxue said indifferently: "Yes."
Maomao looked at Lu Xiaofeng proudly, Lu Xiaofeng stroked the non-existent beard, and said: "Okay, okay, you are not a monster, you are a fox that can turn into a human, okay?"
Mao Mao became even more angry and shouted loudly: "Maomao is a cat! Maomao is a cat!"
Looking at Huamanlou, he asked, "Is that so? Hua, Hua..."
Hua Manlou smiled and said, "Of course it is."
So the alone and lonely Lu Xiaofeng surrendered: "Okay, it's a cat, it's a cat!"
Cats are satisfied.
But Lu Xiaofeng asked curiously: "Butler Mei really said that monsters will be made into barbecue and eaten?"
That serious old butler doesn't look like someone who would say such a thing.
Mao Mao tilted her head and thought for a while, "Steward Mei said that monsters will be tied to tree branches and burned to death."
Lu Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Let me tell you, how could Steward Mei say something like making it into a barbecue and eating it?" If he knew that his words had been distorted like this, would he cry?
Mao Mao was puzzled: "If you don't eat it, why make it into a barbecue?"
Lu Xiaofeng emphasized: "It's not a barbecue, it's burning to death."
"But...if you don't eat it, why burn it to death?"
Lu Xiaofeng had a headache: "Why does it have to be eaten before being burned to death?"
Mao Mao took it for granted: "Because it tastes good when cooked, why cook it if you don't want to eat it?"
Went around again.
Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "Maomao, do you want to eat all day long?"
Mao Mao blinked: "Isn't it for eating? Is that for playing? But... it's fun to be alive, not fun to be dead..."
Lu Xiaofeng sighed again: "Maomao, do you think of anything else besides eating and playing?"
Mao Mao looked at him curiously: "What does Mao Mao want?"
Lu Xiaofeng is speechless, as a cat, it is good to know what to eat and play with, do you still want it to think about friendship, love, dignity and so on?
While Mao Mao was drowsy, the carriage finally stopped. Mao Mao was the first to jump out of the car and wanted to run happily, but was caught by Lu Xiaofeng who got off the second and dragged him into the inn: Are you hungry? Stay here first, and then go play after eating."
"Oh."
……
Maomao's dinner was not worth looking forward to at all. Maomao looked at the porridge in front of him in a daze for a while, then looked at Ximen Chuuxue and begged: "Maomao doesn't like to eat porridge."
"If you want to eat other porridge, you can go back to the villa."
Maomao bit the spoon, the white porcelain spoon lips made its small red lips soft and charming, a pair of big eyes stared blankly at the sweet and sour fish on the table, and said: "Maomao doesn't eat porridge, Maomao wants to eat it." fish."
"Have you learned how to use chopsticks?"
Maomao's eyes flicked back and forth between the plate of sweet and sour fish and white porridge, and finally made up her mind, put down the spoon, grabbed the chopsticks and poked it...
One hole, two holes, don't run!Ah, it's about to fall!
The cat is in a hurry, if it falls on the table, the owner will not allow it to eat...
A pair of bamboo chopsticks stretched out from the side in time, accurately pressed on the spine of the fish, and firmly fixed it on the plate. Maomao was overjoyed, and looked at Huamanlou gratefully, and continued to make persistent efforts, changing from one paw to catch the chopsticks to the other. It seems that two paws are more useful. Mao Mao's proud two chopsticks escorted a small piece of fish to his bowl... Oops!
Mao Mao looked at the fish that fell on the table with red eyes, and resentfully stretched out the bamboo chopsticks to his mouth to lick the remaining soup on it...it was so delicious.
So the cat is happy, the cat is a smart cat!
Maomao no longer tries to pick up the fish with its mouth, but starts to dip its chopsticks into the soup, then rinses it in its own porridge bowl, and then dips it again... At this time, Maomao's patience is amazing. Maomao worked hard time and time again to turn his own porridge into delicious fish-flavored porridge...
So Lu Xiaofeng finally couldn't hold it anymore: "Maomao, why did you use chopsticks to dip in the soup instead of scooping it up with a spoon?"
Maomao was stunned, looked at the chopsticks in his hand, and then at the spoon in the bowl, and decided to follow suit, took a spoon full of soup and put it into the porridge bowl, stirred it, and took a bite, it was delicious!Mao Mao narrowed her eyes in satisfaction and began to eat porridge.
Suddenly, a large piece of white fish fell into the bowl, Maomao looked up hesitantly, and saw Lu Xiaofeng with strange complexion and Huamanlou smiling, tilted his head: Who is it?
Take another sneak peek at the master... he was drinking tea with his head down, but he didn't notice it!
Busily pressed the fish meat into the porridge with a spoon, stirred it vigorously, and destroyed the corpse.
The master didn't see it, haha!Maomao has delicious fish to eat!
So Mao Mao, who was eager to destroy the corpse, didn't notice it. After seeing its performance, the corners of Lu Xiaofeng's mouth twisted, Hua Manlou raised the teacup to cover up the unbearable smile on the corner of his mouth, Ximen Chuuxue still squeezed his hands expressionlessly teacup.
Just as Maomao ate the fish and porridge into his stomach to further destroy the body, someone sent four posts: "Regardless Feizhuo. Clean up the dust for you, please come."
The name below is Huo Tianqing.
Maomao looked through the posts that belonged to him over and over again, and looked at Lu Xiaofeng: "Maomao knows all the words on it..."
These days, Maomao has gradually become fluent in speaking. When he was in the villa, Ximen Chuuxue hardly spoke, and Butler Mei was very busy. The maids and sisters only talked to Maomao who looked like a little fox, so there were very few opportunities for Maomao to speak. Now finally After meeting a talkative Lu Xiaofeng who was willing to talk to him, Mao Mao made rapid progress.
Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "But you don't know what it means when you put them together, right?"
The cat nodded.
"The above said that someone wants to treat the cat to dinner."
Mao Mao tilted her head and said, "Stingy."
Lu Xiaofeng laughed and said, "Why are you so petty when I invite you to dinner?"
Mao Mao said: "Maomao is already full." Isn't it stingy to treat people to dinner after they are full?
Lu Xiaofeng laughed out loud.
Hua Manlou said: "Then are you still going?"
Maomao nodded again and again, of course he must go if there is something delicious!
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Aren't you already full?"
Maomao thought for a while and said, "I think...you can still eat a little bit."
Lu Xiaofeng laughed even louder, his stomach hurt from laughing, and said, "Maomao, are you sure you can judge how much you can eat? I remember the first time I saw you, it was because I ate too much that my stomach ached. Ximen kneads it for you... I even contributed a laxative!"
Mao Mao blinked, but didn't hear the teasing in Lu Xiaofeng's words, thought about it seriously, and nodded seriously: "You can still eat it!"
Hua Manlou faced Ximen Chuuxue: "Will the owner of Ximen go?"
Everyone in the Jianghu knew that Ximen Chuuxue would never wrong him, so Ximen Chuuxue would never go to a banquet, and would not force himself to eat with irrelevant people.
If Ximen Chuuxue doesn't go, then Mao Mao...
Mao Mao's eyes widened immediately, and she looked at Ximen Fuixue with a shining look, the expectation in her eyes was self-evident.
Ximen Chuuxue frowned, and said coldly, "Follow Huamanlou."
Maomao cheered, jumped to Huamanlou's side, and grabbed his sleeve.
Lu Xiaofeng looked hurt, and said: "I thought you should entrust it to me even if you don't go."
Ximen Chuuxue said coldly: "You have too many troubles, and you also like to make troubles anytime and anywhere."
Lu Xiaofeng stroked the beard that was no longer there, and smiled wryly.
Hua Manlou smiled and said, "Don't worry, owner, I will take good care of the cat."
Ximen Chuuxue hummed, speechless.
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