Lu Xiaofeng's colleagues: Ximen cat

"Pfft!" There was a soft landing sound, accompanied by a faint whimper.

Ximen Chuuxue paused for a while when he undressed, and then remembered that he had picked up a little trouble today and came back.

It didn't yell even when it was dropped, but the cat didn't hate it.Ximen Chuuxue recalled the shrill cat meowing from the roof in the middle of the night, and came to this conclusion.

"Meow..." Sensitively aware of the owner's gaze, Maomao raised its head and let out a soft cry.

It is not for nothing that Maomao can become the most beloved cat in a radius of ten miles, and is envied by countless house cats and wild cats!The "Cat Code" written by Maomao based on the experience of domestic cats over the years is a must-read for all cats in the neighborhood.

The first rule of the "Cat Code": Never ignore the owner.

No matter what the circumstances, the owner must respond to his concerns!Only in this way can you get more and more attention from the owner!In the end, it can even get the habitual attention of the owner, so that the status of pet cats will be as stable as Mount Tai.

So even though Maomao is very uncomfortable now, it still walked to Ximen Chuuxue's feet, rubbed it lightly, meowed twice, and then lay down on Ximen Chuuxue's feet.

In fact, the cat prefers to curl up in a ball and wrap itself with its tail before sleeping, but now it is very uncomfortable, and it is much more comfortable to put the back of the owner's feet against the stomach.

Ximen Chuuxue looked at the little thing hanging on the instep, and was a little bit dumbfounded.He has long been accustomed to living with a sword, and his whole body has become like a sword, sharp, cold, and hard. Such a harsh Ximen Chuuxue is not only a stranger, but a creature.And this little thing picked up on a whim, seems to have no idea what to be afraid of, it is incompatible with his world, it is fragile, soft and warm, but it seems to want to forcefully squeeze into his life.

It hung on Ximen Chuuxue's feet, its neck hung down, its small chin just touched the ground, its tail dragged on the ground, motionless.It weighs next to nothing, yet feels surprisingly solid.It seems that through the boots, I can feel the furry touch, and it has been gently scratching people's hearts.The temperature of the place wrapped by it gradually increased, and this bewitching warmth gradually began to spread.

Ximen Chuuxue frowned, and lifted it aside.

"Meow..." With doubts and grievances in Maomao's soft cry, she raised her head and looked timidly at Ximen Fuxue with her big moist eyes.

Ximen Chuuxue ignored it, put his coat away, sat down at the table, poured himself a cup of tea, before he could drink it, he found that there was a little more weight on the instep.

Open!

"Meow..." Climb up.

Open!

"Meow..." Another foot.

Open!

"Meow..." Is it okay to just rest your head?

Open!

"Meow..." It's just relying on it, right?

Open!

……

Open!

Open!

After opening it again, the little thing didn't keep approaching. Ximen Fuxue was a little strange. He looked down and saw that Maomao was sitting behind the chair leg next to his heel. This should be the closest thing it found to its owner. location.It was lowering its head to carefully pat its own tail, and felt that the owner was looking at it again, and the cat raised its head pitifully and called out.

"Meow..." There was a bit of pain in the sobs.

Uncomfortable?

Ximen Chuuxue lifted it up with his tail.

"Meow..." The cat, who didn't dare to catch its owner, was thumping desperately!It's uncomfortable, it's about to pour out!Can you stop mentioning people backwards!

As soon as Ximen Chuuxue picked it up, he immediately knew what was wrong with the little thing, its weight was more than double that of the first time it was picked up.

……

When Lu Xiaofeng found Ximen Chuuxue in the inn, his eyeballs almost fell out!

What did he see? !

a fox! !

Ximen Chuuxue hugged a little fox! ! !

Ximen Chuuxue was rubbing the little fox's belly with his sword hand! ! ! !

Am I crazy or the world is crazy! !

He first retreated outside to look at the house number, then pinched himself twice, then stretched his head to look twice, then sat across from Ximen Chuuxue, and asked calmly: "What are you doing? "

Ximen Chuuxue didn't have the habit of answering other people's nonsense, so he didn't even raise his eyelids.

But the cat moved.

Article [-] of the "Mao Mao Code": Never be a cat that makes the owner feel ashamed.

Rule [-]: No matter what you are doing, when guests come, you must greet them politely and be a polite cat.

So, no matter how comfortable those cool hands made it, it still climbed up firmly, sat down, and nodded in greeting: "Meow..."

Lu Xiaofeng's eyes, which had finally returned to their original size, were round again: "Is this a fox? This is simply a vixen!"

The cat got angry: "Meow!!"

I am a cat!

Can a country bumpkin like a fox compare to a clean, beautiful and stylish house cat like me?

When I was blowing on the air conditioner, it was still shivering in the snow!

When I drink milk, it has to walk more than ten miles to find the saliva!

When I ate fried small yellow croaker, it was still catching mice in the wild!

I am a cat!cat!cat!

"Meow!"

"Angry?" Lu Xiaofeng is very good at making compromises: "Okay, you are a cat."

"Meow." Maomao stopped.

Maomao crawled back into Ximen Chuuxue's palm, lay down on her belly, and licked Ximen Chuuxue's thumb flatteringly.

So Ximen Chuuxue started rubbing its belly again.

Lu Xiaofeng poured tea for himself: "I said Ximen, why can your foxes talk?"

"Meow!!"

"Okay okay, you're a cat."

The cat stopped again.

"You said...why can I understand what it says?"

Ximen Chuuxue looked up at him: "You think too much."

"Is there?" I thought too much, well, I thought too much, put down this question, and pointed at Maomao: "What's wrong with this?"

Ximen Chuuxue said coldly: "I'm full."

Stuffed! ! !

Who do you think is full?

The fox is stuffed so you rub his belly?

You have nothing to do, so you rub the fox's belly to play?

I'm stuffed so I'm asking you this question?

Lu Xiaofeng is going crazy, I seem to be thinking too much!Am I old enough to be cranky?Stop stop... the more I think about it...

"Well... I have laxatives, do you want to give it some?"

Ximen Chuuxue withdrew his hand.

Maomao sat up and looked at him blankly, with its pointed ears erect, its head raised, its two front paws side by side obediently, looking very pious.

Lu Xiaofeng started nagging again: "This must not be a fox, this is definitely a vixen!"

"Meow meow meow!"

"Okay, okay, you're a cat!" Lu Xiaofeng handed a pill half the size of Maomao's head to its mouth: "No, take the medicine, and your stomach won't hurt after taking it."

Maomao ignored him, but still looked at Ximen Chuuxue.

Article [-] of "Cat Rules", Rule [-]: Never eat anything given by the guest, especially in front of the owner!If you’re hungry, you’d rather go to the kitchen to steal food by yourself than eat something given by a guest!Because even if the owner is happy on the surface, he will feel shameless in his heart and feel that the cat is not loyal enough to him!

No matter how delicious it is, you must resist the temptation, anyway, the owner will give it to it in the end, and even if it doesn't, the owner will give it more good things afterwards as compensation!

Lu Xiaofeng was puzzled: "Too big?"

Ximen Chuuxue gave him a look like an idiot.

"Well, it's too big."

Lu Xiaofeng pinched a small piece with his fingers and handed it to Maomao's mouth.

Maomao looked at Ximen Chuuxue for a long time, but Ximen Chuuxue didn't intend to take the medicine, okay, okay, Maomao compromised!Take the initiative to speak.

"Meow?" Can cats be eaten?

Ximen Chuuxue nodded.

Then Maomao began to take medicine. Lu Xiaofeng's hands were well-articulated, slender and white, with rounded fingertips. Maomao's tongue was small and ruddy, with rough protrusions on the soft and flexible tongue.

Lu Xiaofeng was licked by a dog before, the slippery and hot feeling made him very uncomfortable, but the tongue of a cat is rough but delicate, it is like a small brush when it is licked, carefully and repeatedly brushing In every corner, people's hearts are itchy and numb.

The cat has finished taking the medicine, but the finger is still stretched out in front of the body, so it starts to clean habitually.When its little tongue touched the palm of the hand, the numb feeling became more obvious, Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help holding it up: "Where can I find such a good... um, a cat? It's so cute."

Ximen Chuuxue said indifferently: "I like to give it to you."

Maomao began to struggle, and thumped vigorously in Lu Xiaofeng's palm, but it was very careful not to show its sharp little claws.

Article [-] of the "Cat Code", never forget to show your loyalty to the owner, even at the last moment.

Rule [-]: When the host expresses that he wants to give you away, whether it is real or fake, no matter which host you like more, you must express [-]% reluctance to the old host. In this way, not only the old host will feel moved Save face, and the new owner will love you even more!

Therefore, struggle is certain, but it is absolutely impossible to really hurt the new owner.

Surprisingly, Lu Xiaofeng shrugged and let go: "The little thing doesn't want to, forget it."

Although it was a surprise, Maomao still made the most correct choice, quickly jumped onto Ximen Chuuxue's lap, looked at Lu Xiaofeng warily with wet eyes, as if afraid of being snatched away.

Lu Xiaofeng poured tea and washed his hands, said: "I kind of understand why you raised it...but where did it come from?"

Ximen Chuixue said: "I killed Hong Tao today."

Knowing that Ximen Chuuxue never talked nonsense, Lu Xiaofeng immediately understood what he meant: "Is it Hong Tao's... cat?"

Ximen Chuuxue nodded.

"It's rare for you to be so responsible... But rubbing your stomach or something..."

"The fish I bought for it...was too big..."

Lu Xiaofeng laughed.Ximen Chuuxue said such words with a cold face, which made him always have the urge to laugh.

Suddenly, a white shadow shot down from Ximen Chuixue's knee, rushed towards the window, and fell from the second floor.

Lu Xiaofeng was startled: "So fast!"

is so fast!

There is no such fast cat in the world!

They have never seen a fox that runs so fast!