Lu Xiaofeng's colleagues: Ximen cat

When the sun was high, Lu Xiaofeng came back Shi Shiran, Hua Manlou smelled the alcohol on him, and asked, "Have you drunk?"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "I drank it, and I drank a lot."

Hua Manlou couldn't help but said, "I remember you went to a duel."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "There are many kinds of duels. Everyone holds a knife, you strike and I strike to see who falls first. It's a duel. Everyone holds wine. You have a glass and I have a glass. It's also a duel to see who lies down first, isn't it?"

Hua Manlou smiled and said, "Then you won?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "I didn't win, and he didn't lose either."

But he didn't go any further, he thought he had solved the matter very cleverly, he smiled triumphantly and waited for Hua Manlou to ask, but Hua Manlou didn't seem to be curious at all, he said oh and didn't speak again.

Lu Xiaofeng's smile could no longer be maintained, and he coughed dryly, "Don't you want to know the result of our duel?"

Hua Manlou said: "I just need to know that you are all still alive." For Hua Manlou, this is the best result.

Lu Xiaofeng touched his mustache and said: "Although Yan Tieshan's death is related to us, we didn't kill him after all, so I bet with him, whoever finds the murderer who killed Yan Tieshan first will win."

This is the best, Hua Manlou smiled deeper, and was about to speak when the door creaked open, Lu Xiaofeng turned around and said, "Maomao, wake up..." His eyes widened in disbelief: "...Maomao , cat cat?"

The person who came out of the room was dressed in snow-white fox fur, and the black hair that was as long as the buttocks was spread out like a waterfall, like silk and satin, like dyed with thick ink.Ruyu's hand is in front of her eyes, covering the dazzling morning sun. The golden sunlight penetrates through the fingers and sprinkles on the snowy jade-like skin, reflecting the colorful rays of light like glass.A pair of obsidian-like black and clear eyes are half-squinted, as if they are still sleepy, as if they are not resistant to the erosion of the sun, they are a little lazy, a little sleepy, a little coquettish, long eyelashes raise the corners of the slightly raised eyes, small The beautiful outline of the mouth is pursed, delicate and delicate, showing a kind of childish temptation.

The sun seems to love him very much. It thinly coats his body, outlines his exquisite facial features and flawless body, and coats him with a layer of gold. The beautiful young man who was carved out of it is even more dreamlike and unreal, not like ordinary people.

Hua Manlou couldn't see it, but could feel the sluggishness of the atmosphere, and asked hesitantly, "What's wrong?"

Lu Xiaofeng finally recovered his soul: "Maomao?"

"...Mustache," Mao Mao concluded with a frown, "Bad guy!"

Lu Xiaofeng's heart fell back into his stomach, it was a cat.

But he couldn't help but smile bitterly: "What's wrong with me?"

Mao Mao was dissatisfied: "The wine is not good, it is spicy! And it hurts, headache, stomachache."

Lu Xiaofeng laughed out loud.

Hua Manlou said: "Maomao had a drink last night, and it's very uncomfortable. Lu Xiaofeng don't drink it next time."

Lu Xiaofeng nodded with a smile, he was only joking, how could he have the heart to let Mao Mao really suffer, this time it was really an unintentional mistake, said: "Seeing how Ximen wanted to kill someone last night, I dare not. "

Turned around the cat, exclaimed: "Is this the original appearance of the cat? Tsk tsk, I often hear people compare good-looking people to vixen, it is really blinding their eyes, I really should let them see it See what a real vixen looks like..."

Mao Mao said angrily, "Maomao is not a vixen!"

"No, no." Lu Xiaofeng said perfunctorily, "But Maomao, do you want to go out like this?"

Maomao was stunned, and looked at his clothes. The belt was tied, the shoes were on, um, the pants were on too...why can't you go out?

Lu Xiaofeng entered the room and wandered around, and out of nowhere, a bronze mirror appeared, and said: "Here, look."

Maomao blinked at the person in the mirror, and curiously poked her head towards the back of the mirror, eh, where is the person?Why is it gone?

Turn around again, hey, it’s still there!Check it out again!Ah, gone again!

Faster this time!

one!two!three!

change!

Ah, I still ran away...

"Maomao," Lu Xiaofeng hilariously snatched the mirror away, and said, "There is no one behind, and there is your shadow inside, just like the shadow on the ground...I want you to see your current appearance...Maomao!"

Maomao withdrew its feet from the calf of its own shadow - what it wanted to step on was obviously the stomach, but the shadow grew so long and ran as fast as itself, so it couldn't catch it - looked at the shadow suspiciously Lu Xiaofeng, what's wrong?

"Maomao, can you be more serious?"

Maomao nodded seriously: "Maomao is serious! But... what is Maomao going to do seriously?"

Let the cat play with the mirror but not the cat... let the cat play with the shadow and not let the cat play...

What is the cat going to do seriously?

The mustache is weird.

Lu Xiaofeng simply stopped going around in circles with it, and just entangled himself in it: "I mean you can't go out in this state, you have to change your appearance."

This time Mao Mao understood, so Lu Xiaofeng saw Mao Mao blinking, a blur suddenly appeared in front of him, and a very familiar face appeared in front of him...

Immediately exasperated: "Maomao! Who made you look like me? No, you can't change Huamanlou... into what you were yesterday."

Say it earlier!Maomao sticks out its tongue and changes back obediently. It changes every day, and is very familiar.

The mustache is really long-winded.Mao Mao ran to Hua Manlou in disgust, "Hua Hua, help Mao Mao to groom."

Huamanlou agreed with a smile, Lu Xiaofeng wondered: "Huamanlou, you don't have any flowers on your face, why does Maomao call you Huahua?"

Hua Manlou asked back, "You don't have a beard anymore, why does Mao Mao still call you mustache?"

Lu Xiaofeng touched the place where the beard originally grew, and smiled wryly.

Seeing Mao Mao's satin-like long hair being lifted up skillfully by Hua Manlou's dexterous hands, Lu Xiaofeng asked, "Maomao, where's Ximen?"

Mao Mao shook his head: "Maomao didn't see it."

"Didn't he tell you when he left this morning?"

Mao Mao was confused: "I didn't see the owner this morning."

"What about last night? You wouldn't say you didn't see it last night, would you?"

"Last night..." Maomao tilted his head and thought for a while, then nodded: "I see. Last night, Maomao saw a hairless one walking on four legs, and cats also use four legs. The owner forbids it, Maomao Just reason with the master."

Lu Xiaofeng laughed uncontrollably: "Are you reasoning with Ximen? Haha, a person who doesn't understand reason and a person who never reasoned together reason... Haha! Hahaha..."

Mao Mao blushed: "Maomao can reason!"

"Yes, yes," Lu Xiaofeng laughed: "Of course you can reason, tell me, how do you reason with Ximen?"

Mao Mao said: "The cat is walking on the road, the owner walks fast, the cat walks slowly... the cat doesn't like to walk on two legs, the cat runs fast on four legs. Then the hairless one..."

Lu Xiaofeng started laughing again.

Mao Mao looked at him with a good temper, and when he finished laughing, he continued: "The hairless..."

"Pfft!" Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help laughing again and said, "Maomao can't call him hairless...he has a name, he's called Honest Monk, you can call him Monk."

Mao Mao follows the good example: "The monk walks on all fours, and Mao Mao follows behind... The master picked up Mao Mao, and Mao Mao said that he wants to walk by himself..."

Lu Xiaofeng interrupted: "Walk on four legs?"

Mao Mao nodded: "Maomao likes to walk on four legs."

Lu Xiaofeng could imagine Ximen Chuuxue's expression at that time, and laughed loudly: "Your master agreed?"

Mao Mao said sullenly: "The owner ignored Mao Mao and brought Mao Mao back..."

Bringing it up... Even Hua Manlou couldn't help smiling this time.

"and then?"

"Then let the cat go to take a bath... The cat walks on four legs, the owner tells the cat to stand up, the cat doesn't do it, and says, hairless... well, monks can walk on four legs, and cats too .”

Hua Manlou couldn't help but asked, "Didn't Maomao walk on two legs all the time in the villa, why did he suddenly use four legs?"

Mao Mao said: "Maomao originally thought that people should walk on two feet."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "People should walk on two legs."

Mao Mao pouted and said, "But the hairless monk clearly said that people can walk however they want."

"That's what you and your master said?"

The cat nodded.

"Then what did he say?" Lu Xiaofeng was very curious about how Ximen Chuuxue would explain to Maomao how people should walk.

Mao Mao imitated Ximen Chuixue's appearance, her face turned cold, but she looked a bit similar, and said coldly: "Stand up."

Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "I should have thought that Ximen Chuuxue would never reason with you. So you stood up honestly?"

Mao Mao pouted and said, "If you don't stand up, you will be spanked..."

spanking...

Lu Xiaofeng has black hair... Ximen Chuuxue spanks... But for Mao Mao, if he doesn't spank, how can he be educated?

"So this is the end?"

Mao Mao said: "Maomao will cry."

These two, the truth is really...

"Maomao cries, why a hairless monk can do it, but cats can't... Then the master went out with a sword."

Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "So the hairless monk is unlucky... what happens next?"

Maomao shook his head: "After that, Maomao didn't see the owner."

"You were drunk last night, Simon came back, don't you remember?"

Maomao shook his head.

Hua Manlou said: "I saw him this morning."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Oh? Did he say what to do?"

Hua Manlou shook his head and said, "He only said one sentence."

"what?"

"It's time for me to get married."

"What?" Lu Xiaofeng's eyes widened: "You want to get married?"

Hua Manlou said: "I didn't say this sentence."

"It's not you, it's... Ximen Chuuxue?" Lu Xiaofeng's eyes almost fell out: "Ximen Chuuxue wants to get married? How is this possible?"

"Why is it impossible?" Hua Manlou said, "Ximen Chuuxue is also a human being, and all human beings will get married."

"But... who is he going to marry? He won't just marry someone, right? "

Hua Manlou said: "With the arrogance of the owner of Ximen, it shouldn't be possible."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "But Ximen Chuuxue, who I know, can do what he said... Besides, since he is willing to get married, why can't he find someone who is willing to marry him? How many women in the world can do it?" rejected him?"

Hua ManLou stopped talking.

Mao Mao hesitated and said: "Get married..."

Sounds a lot like what the previous owner said about getting married.

Hua Manlou said warmly: "Getting married means that Maomao will have another mistress in the future."

There was a hint of worry in his tone. They could accept Maomao, but it didn't mean that everyone could accept such a heterogeneity.

But Maomao didn’t recognize it. He remembered the previous mistress, who would hug the cat gently, scratch the cat’s itch, bathe the cat, brush its hair and scratch its chin, boil milk and make fragrant fried small yellow croakers. , the brows and eyes of a sudden smile curved: "Maomao likes the mistress!"