Lu Xiaofeng's colleagues: Ximen cat

After returning to the villa for a few days, the entire villa, who had already received the news, started to run at high speed under the command of Butler Mei, and began to prepare for the wedding.So the cat who came home found that he was left out in the cold...

Butler Mei is surrounded by people every day, changing around like a lantern, busy feet not touching the ground, and there is no time to squat down and chat with Maomao.

The maid sister arranged the manor, embroidered and sewed clothes, counted things, and was too busy to touch the ground. She greeted the cat at most, and had no time to hold the cat in her arms and caress it.

The lady in the kitchen has to formulate recipes, prepare ingredients, arrange utensils, and is too busy to touch the floor. She doesn't have the energy to cook a bunch of delicious things for the cat every day and wait for it to eat. There are only one or two left in a day That's all.

Fortunately, the owner is not very busy, so he will still let the cat sleep on his arm, eat with the cat, practice swords, and play with the cat... Well, in fact, the owner sits They read books and play chess there, and the cats go to play by themselves, and when they are tired, they crawl into the owner's arms and nest for a while.

It's a month in a flash.

Even the owner doesn't accompany the cat anymore...

Everyone went to the front, and Maomao played alone in the small garden at the back. Fortunately, there were many small animals in it. Because cats and cats like to play with moving things, this year, the grasshoppers, crickets, beetles and locusts in the garden All the animals survived, and of course the frogs by the pool...but all the fish in the pool were cleaned up so that the cats, who were no longer afraid of water, would fall into the water countless times a day.

There are grasshoppers jumping around on the grass this season, and the cat grabbed one as soon as it stretched out its claws.

The grasshopper struggled under his claws for a moment, but did not move.

Maomao blinked curiously, and retracted its fleshy paws... As soon as it let go, the grasshopper jumped up like lightning, and ran away from its claws. Jumping and chasing after him.

"Maomao?" A feeble voice said in surprise, "Isn't today your day of great joy? Why are you still playing here?"

"Meow?" Maomao gave up the prey under its paws, turned its head slightly and saw Lu Xiaofeng squatting on the ground with a small shovel and poking it randomly.Big day?

"That's right," Lu Xiaofeng said suddenly without waiting for him to answer, "You can't help much, and you don't need to dress up like other brides, and it will get in the way if you go... just wait for the worship."

Maomao didn't quite understand his words, ignored him, and excitedly pressed its paws on Lu Xiaofeng's shovel, causing Lu Xiaofeng to almost shovel its feet several times, so he hurriedly turned around and changed places to dig. Maomao was even more excited, jumping and jumping after him.

Lu Xiaofeng was helpless: "Good boy, let's go play somewhere else, I'm digging for earthworms."

"Meow?" Earthworms?

Lu Xiaofeng picked one up from the wooden box on the side with a wooden stick: "Here, this is an earthworm."

This cat has played with it, it's not fun.

Cats and cats often dig when they are playing with digging soil. They are limp and can't bark or jump. It's not fun.

Mao Mao looked at it twice, then lost interest, and sat there watching Lu Xiaofeng dig.

Mustache is so stupid. After digging for so long, you can’t find one. Let Maomao teach you how to dig earthworms!

The cat's nose is very sensitive, and the ground that has just been drilled by earthworms will have a strange smell, and the cat can smell it immediately.

Seeing Maomao sniffing around on the ground, and finally digging a hole, Lu Xiaofeng recalled the first time he saw Maomao, stroked his forehead and sighed: "Maomao, I won't tell you what you look like now. Let you squat on the toilet to go to the toilet or something, at least find a place where no one is there when defecating?"

"Meow?" Maomao was pulling out a small red earthworm together with a clod of soil, when it heard Lu Xiaofeng's words, it called out strangely.

Lu Xiaofeng saw the earthworm wriggling in the clod at a glance, and he lifted up his spirits, picked it up with a wooden stick and threw it into the wooden box, and said happily: "So you are helping me, cat, cat, cat, you are really good!" A nice cat."

Cats are good cats!

Mao Mao, who was rarely praised once, was in a good mood, and continued to work hard. He went down with two paws and dug out another one.

Lu Xiaofeng proudly said: "Dead monkey spirit, I never thought I could find a helper, right? You said that people are not allowed to help, but you didn't say that cats are not allowed to help, haha!" Just as he was complacent, he saw the cat opened its mouth to bite the earthworm , startled, hurriedly grabbed the tail and pulled it back, and said in amazement: "Maomao, this is not edible!"

"Meow meow." Maomao knew it couldn't be eaten, so Maomao put it in a box.

Lu Xiaofeng sweated profusely: "Hey! Ximen Chuuxue, if you know that I let your little mouth bite such a disgusting thing, you will definitely kill me! Just dig it out, and I will pretend it myself."

"Meow!"

Don't look at the cat's claws are small and soft. When the nails stretch out to dig the soil, no matter what kind of soil it is, it's like cutting tofu. One paw goes down and it's a big piece. It finds the place exactly, basically every claw Not to fail, Lu Xiaofeng smiled happily, and did not hesitate to praise: "Maomao, you are a bit of a monster now..."

"Meow!" Maomao didn't think it was a compliment.

"Yes, you are not a monster." Lu Xiaofeng absent-mindedly perfunctory, but in his heart he was a little surprised that the cat's claws are not only as sharp as a sword that burns gold and jade, but also has a faint sharpness. If you use its claws to grab If it is a human being, I am afraid that the bone will be broken immediately.

Mao Mao lost patience after digging a few claws, and ran after a grasshopper. Lu Xiaofeng hurriedly grabbed it back, flatteringly said: "Good boy, help me dig a little longer."

"Meow!"

Maomao is very talkative, and he digs a few more paws without hesitation: "Meow meow meow!"

Digging is no fun, cats are going to catch grasshoppers!

Lu Xiaofeng threw out the bait: "One earthworm, one small yellow croaker."

Little yellow croaker!

Mao Mao's eyes lit up: "Meow!"

So keep working.

"One small yellow croaker, two small yellow croakers..." In order to encourage Maomao, Lu Xiaofeng began to count, and every time he counted, he must bring the word "little yellow croaker". The cat just strikes again.

For Maomao, ten small yellow croakers are already a lot, twenty is also a lot, and two hundred is still a lot. Increasing from five small yellow croakers to six small yellow croakers is very attractive to Maomao, but changing from fifteen to ten There is no concept of six cats, so it is quite good that cats can last until seventeen before striking.

Seeing the cats bouncing around chasing the grasshoppers, Lu Xiaofeng lost his mind, sighed, and said weakly: "Okay, okay, I'll dig it myself..."

Without the navigation function of Maomao, Lu Xiaofeng cast nets all over the place, and it took a long time to catch one fish (earthworm). Prepared more than 20 small yellow croakers and wiped them out.

First clear the front account, and then count from the beginning, probably Mao Mao will work hard, right?Lu Xiaofeng was triumphant.

When he came back, Mao Mao was rolling himself into a circle and rolling down the hillside, turning like a white windmill, happily playing, rolling to the bottom and climbing up again to start all over again.

Lu Xiaofeng's eyes became brighter and brighter.

When Maomao got up again, he found something under his nose: a small yellow croaker!

The cat opened its mouth and bit, and the little yellow croaker disappeared in a whizz.

Mao Mao looked up and saw Lu Xiaofeng's triumphant smile.

"Meow!" Mao Mao condemned angrily.

Lu Xiaofeng generously placed the little yellow croaker in front of it: "One."

"Meow!" Maomao began to gnaw on the small yellow croaker, and generously forgave the mustache.

"Maomao," Lu Xiaofeng said, "Isn't it boring to play alone?"

"Meow!" Maomao was very resentful, no one played with Maomao for many days, and today even the owner is not here.

"Cats do somersaults very well!"

"Meow!" Of course, cats are the best.

"I know a person who is good at somersaulting, may I take you to play with him?"

"Meow!" Somersaulting with cats?Yeah!Mao Mao's eyes lit up in an instant, and then dimmed again in a blink of an eye: the owner said that he was not allowed to run around today and would wait for Steward Mei here.

"It doesn't matter, there is still more than an hour before the worship hall, I will send you back in half an hour at most, your master will not know."

"Meow?" What is worship?

Lu Xiaofeng didn't have the heart to answer its questions, so he showed a large plate of small yellow croakers: "Go out to play with me, and all these small yellow croakers will be yours!"

Since when has Maomao, who has always been limited in supply, seen so many small yellow croakers!Even the cook only steals one or two at a time.There are so many small yellow croakers, all belong to cats!

"Meow!"

For the little yellow croaker, even if he gets spanked when he comes back, he will admit it!

Lu Xiaofeng was overjoyed, looked around, stuffed the cat into his arms like lightning, and said: "Don't make a sound, you won't be able to leave if you are found."

"Meow!" Maomao agreed in a low voice.

……

Although Maomao is not a woman, not even a human being, even though Maomao doesn’t understand anything, or because Maomao doesn’t understand anything, Ximen Chuuxue is even more unwilling to wrong it, and wants to give it an identity and a promise. Only then did this wedding that the world cannot tolerate.

Ximen Chuuxue doesn't like excitement and doesn't have many friends, so he just invites a few friends to watch the ceremony, but it can't cover his friend Lu Xiaofeng who has a big mouth.Lu Xiaofeng is a person with such abilities. What he doesn't want to say, even if 1 people come to ask him, he won't say a word. What he wants to say, he can make it known to all people in the north and south overnight - such as swords. God is getting married!

So today Wanmei Villa is very lively, no matter how aloof and indifferent Ximen Chuuxue is, he can't turn away the guests who come to wish him and Maomao, looking at the bustling crowd, Ximen Chuuxue doesn't know whether to thank Lu Xiaofeng or give It's fine to strangle him. Fortunately, everyone knows Ximen Chuuxue's temper. Fortunately, he has a capable housekeeper, so he doesn't need to entertain the guests himself, so Lu Xiaofeng's life can be saved.

Wanmei Villa has never been so lively, so even if the housekeeper is as strict as Mei, it is inevitable that there will be omissions. No one will find that under a bed in a remote servant's room, there is a girl in obscene clothes. Lying there quietly.

On the other side, a maid holding a tray lowered her head and walked towards the almost empty backyard with the same joyful smile as everyone else.