Lu Xiaofeng's colleagues: Ximen cat

You stole pussy!Maomao speaks righteously.

Sikong Zhaixing, who was caught and was getting his stolen goods, was speechless for a while, and said angrily, "I stole you? I, I'm here to save you!"

"Meow!" Liar!

The cat is very angry, and its tail is erected: the cat is about to get married, how can you save it!

"I lied to you?" Sikong Zhaixing said, "You killed Ximen Chuuxue's bride, if I hadn't rescued you, Ximen Chuuxue would have chopped you into a pulp by now!"

"Meow meow meow, meow meow..."

Mao Mao argues: Mao Mao is the bride!The master will not chop cats!Mao Mao finally got the owner to agree to marry Mao Mao, send Mao Mao back to get married!

"Wait, wait, stop, stop!" Sikong Zhaixing hurriedly said, "This sentence is too long, I don't understand it well... You meow meow, you think I'm a cat?"

So Maomao simplified it: "Meow meow meow!"

Send cats home!

"Send it home for your master to chop?"

"Meow!" No way!

"Well, your master probably won't bother with a cat." Sikong Zhaixing sat on the chair, the old god said: "But why should I send you home?"

"Meow?" Mao Mao was dumbfounded.

Sikong Zhaixing gritted his teeth and said: "You caused me to lose 680 earthworms! Wrong, plus the 680 that Lu Xiaofeng originally owed me, you caused me to lose a total of 360 and [-] earthworms! Don’t do it, just turn somersaults every day, just to see Lu Xiaoji slumped in front of me! In the end, you rolled on the ground a few times and I lost, what do you think I will pay for?”

The more Sikong Zhaixing spoke, the more angry he became, the louder his voice became, the saliva flew all over the place, and finally he slapped Mao Maodai hard on the table.

very scary!Maomao trembled from the shock of the table, and its ears were almost deaf. It lay down on the table in fright, curled up its neck, covered its eyes with its paws, and peeked through the small slit exposed below.

Sikong Zhaixing was so carried away by what he said, when he lowered his head and saw the appearance of the cat, he said triumphantly, "Now you know how to be afraid?"

Maomao nodded knowingly.

Sikong Zhaixing said: "Then tell me, how can I compensate me?"

"Meow?"

Maomao blinked innocently at Sikong Zhaixing, and Sikong Zhaixing looked at it too.

Both are the same.

Sikong Zhaixing was furious for a while, but he just went to trouble him, he really didn't think about what to do with a cat, and Maomao, what good idea do you expect its little head to come up with?

Eyes wide open.

In the end, Sikong Zhaixing's IQ was slightly higher, and he said: "In this way, you caused me to lose 360 earthworms, and I don't want you to pay me all, just half of it. let you go."

I have to dig earthworms again. Cats hate digging earthworms.

How many are 680?

The cat screamed in distress.

"No?" Sikong Zhaixing snorted coldly: "No, no, no, just learn if you don't know."

Who said cats can't?Cats just don't know how to count.

Mao Mao was so clever that he didn't correct him.I remember the original owner said: Some things, if you don’t know, you have to say yes, and some things, you have to say no.

For example, when you are looking for a job, no matter what people ask you, you must say yes, so that they will want you; for example, after you get married, you have to say no to cooking and washing clothes, and you must persist in not knowing, so that you can be successful. Sweet 'husband, the food you cook is delicious! ''Husband, you are really capable! ', to enslave your husband for a lifetime, otherwise, you will be enslaved by your husband for a lifetime with "wife, hello ****".

Now is the time to do it or not.

Cats don't dig earthworms!

Sikong Zhaixing, who thought he had thought of a good way, did it as soon as he said it, and said: "I have been delayed for a long time because of you, let's go and dig."

Mao Mao obediently followed him to the forest behind, Sikong Zhaixing crossed his arms and said, "Okay, here it is."

"Meow?"

Mao Mao's big talking eyes looked at Sikong Zhaixing suspiciously.

Sikong Zhaixing explained patiently, "Use your little claws to dig a hole and look for earthworms."

"Meow!"

Maomao nodded in agreement.

He pawed on the ground with his soft and small paws, glanced at Sikong Zaixing, saw that he was still looking at him, so he pawed again, looked at Sikong Zaixing again, and pawed again... Eh, I didn't look at the cat anymore oh!

So when Sikong Zhaixing lowered his head again, what he saw was a cat with its belly upturned holding a grass and playing happily.

"Cat Cat!"

Hearing Sikong Zhaixing's angry cry, Maomao hurriedly turned over and sat up, neatly arranged its front paws, and looked at Sikong Zhaixing innocently: "Meow..."

Sikong Zhaixing endured his anger and said, "Where is the hole you dug?"

What about the hole that the cat dug?

Mao Mao lowered his head, sniffed and looked at the ground, and finally found the place where he had scratched a few paws: "Meow!"

Sikong Zhaixing looked at the small shallow "pit" on the ground that couldn't even bury a melon seed, and said angrily, "Is this the hole you dug?"

Maomao looked at Sikong Zhaixing expectantly asking for praise: "Meow!"

Sikong Zhai Xingqi's face turned blue. At this speed, let alone digging hundreds of earthworms, even if he digs ten, it will take until next year.

Originally, he just wanted to toss Maomao, and he didn't expect Maomao to dig up enough earthworms for him, but seeing Maomao like this really made people angry!Is this tormenting it or tormenting yourself!

"Dig again!"

Sikong Zhaixing doesn't believe it anymore, I am the number one thief in the world, but I can't do anything with a cat?

"Meow!"

Mao Mao obediently agreed, and then began to glance at Sikong Zhaixing again.

Resolutely implement the three principles of passive sabotage taught by the original master: pretend to be in front of the leader, give orders to the leader, and criticize the leader.

According to the master, this is an invincible trick.

It's a pity that Mao Mao's cultivation is not good enough, and after a while, Sikong Zaixing discovered that it was being lazy on purpose, so he found a small wooden stick to hit it on the head: "I made you lazy, you can even scratch that woman's throat with one paw." If it’s broken, you can only dig such a small hole? Dig, dig, dig!”

"boom!"

There was a crisp sound on the forehead.

After a while, there was a dull pain, and Maomao realized that he had been beaten...

was beaten...

The cat was beaten, master, someone beat the cat...

Someone hit the cat... woo woo...

Sikong Zhaixing was stunned to find that the cat who had been lightly tapped on the head by himself did not reflect on himself as he imagined, but shrunk his head, blinked his big eyes, and looked at him pitifully. Two big tears flowed down...

"Meow... Meow..." The voice was weak, twitching.

no?Cried……

Looking at those big innocent eyes of condemnation, Sikong Zhaixing suddenly felt full of guilt, what is the difference between himself and a kitten!Throwing the wooden stick far away like a hot hand: "Okay, okay, don't cry, I won't hit you, okay?"

"Meow woo woo..."

Seeing Mao Mao wiping tears with the back of his claws in a very humane way, Sikong Zhaixing felt even more guilty, coaxing: "Don't cry, look, I threw away the stick..."

"Meow meow..."

"Okay, okay, I was wrong, I shouldn't hit you, okay?"

"Meow..."

Sikong Zhaixing's head was as big as a bucket: "Ancestor! My little ancestor! What do you want so that you don't cry?"

As soon as these words were uttered, Maomao's sobbing stopped immediately, and she stared at Sikong Zhaixing with her big wet eyes: "Meow meow meow!" Send Maomao home!

Sikong Zhaixing shook his head like a rattle: "That won't work, there was a murder case at Ximen Chuixue's house, and I want to send you back. Didn't it make me feel embarrassed? Ximen Chuuxue kills people without blinking his eyes, no way no."

As soon as the words fell, Maomao rolled on the ground with its belly up: "Meow meow! Meow meow!"

Go home, go home!

Sikong Zhaixing was dumbfounded, and after a while he stammered: "You, you were a female cat in your previous life, right? How can you do this trick?"

The cat continues to roll: I want to go home, I want to go home...

"Otherwise, I'll let you go and you go home by yourself, okay?"

He asked if it was okay, but before Maomao could answer, he disappeared in a flash.

Mao Mao turned over and got up, well, Mao Mao went home by itself.

Although the cat doesn't know the way, but the cat has a very good nose, and the cat can find it slowly by smelling the smell.

Master, you have to wait for Maomao, Maomao will come home soon, you don’t want to marry anyone else, the original owner said that you can only marry one person, if the owner marries someone else, you can’t marry someone else Cats are married.

……

Thieves are really annoying. They don’t always walk. They fly around on trees and roofs. It’s hard for cats to find them. Hey, this place is so familiar. Hey, this fish bone seems to be eaten by cats at noon The remaining one...why did it come here with the cat?

"Meow..." It's so strange.

boom!A lump of soil hit the tile next to Maomao, scaring Maomao, and there was a shout from below: "It's all you damn wild cat, come to steal again, get out!"

"Meow!" Maomao is not a wild cat!

It was another soil bump that answered it, and Mao Mao didn't dare to stay, so it quickly jumped onto the roof of another house and slipped away.

However, the voice of that aunt just now was very familiar.

Could it be... the cat is going around in circles?

Mao Mao looked at the surrounding environment, and the more it looked, the more familiar it became. Frustrated, it was found that Mao Mao was going around in circles.

But Mao Mao obviously ran back after his own smell!

Mao Mao looked around and finally came to the conclusion that Mao Mao was lost.

The author has something to say: Regarding the issue of cats talking, what I think is that anyone who is willing to listen carefully to cats and cats can understand its general meaning. To be accurate, of course it takes as long as Ximen Chuixue and Lu Xiaofeng. tacit agreement.

Like Shangguan Feiyan, even when playing with the cat, his mind is not on the cat, all he thinks about is how to seduce its owner, naturally it sounds like a meaningless meow.