Lu Xiaofeng's colleagues: Ximen cat

"To be happy in life is to have fun, don't let the golden cup be empty to the moon..." Lu Xiaofeng knocked on the cup, the singing was not very good, but the singer felt very good about himself, and the voice was really loud enough.

Hua Manlou couldn't help but said, "You sang all night yesterday and haven't sung enough?"

Lu Xiaofeng blinked: "Could it be that I can't sing well?"

"It sounds good." Hua Manlou said, "But it would be even better if you could sing two lines instead."

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and sighed: "If I can sing other things, how can I only sing this one?"

Hua ManLou couldn't help laughing.

Seeing his gloomy expression, Lu Xiaofeng seemed to be full of thoughts, even his smile was quite serious, and asked: "You don't seem very happy?"

Hua Manlou's eyebrows became more worried, and he said: "Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng have decided to fight for the full moon. When two tigers fight, one of them will be injured. Aren't you worried?"

"Wrong." Lu Xiaofeng drank the wine in his glass and said, "It's not that there must be an injury, but there must be death."

"What?" Hua Manlou was startled, and lost his voice, "Why didn't you stop them?"

Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "Whether it's Ximen Chuuxue or Ye Gucheng, who can stop what they want to do?"

Hua Manlou sighed in a low voice: "One sword comes to the west, flying immortals from the sky, I heard that Ye Gucheng's swordsmanship has reached perfection..." There was a deep sense of worry in his tone, Ximen Chuuxue was his friend, of course he would never I don't want anything to happen to him, not to mention Ximen Chuuxue is married to Mao Mao, if he dies, what will Mao Mao do?That kitten was born to be pampered and pampered, and it should be happy and happy forever.

"You don't have to worry, Ximen Chuuxue will be fine."

Hua Manlou asked in surprise, "Do you think Ximen Chuuxue will win?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Don't forget, I have taken over the swords of these two people. If it was a few months ago, the outcome would still be five or five, but now, Ximen Chuuxue will definitely win."

Hua Manlou said: "Is Ximen Chuuxue also aware of this?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "If he didn't know that he would win, how could he marry Mao Mao at this moment? Don't you worry that Mao Mao will be alone in the future?"

Hua Manlou breathed a sigh of relief, and said after a long while: "Since we already know the outcome, why bother to make a life-and-death agreement, wouldn't the world lose its color a lot without the Flying Immortal of Ye Gucheng?"

Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "Ximen Chuuxue made an appointment to fight with him, the sparring is the second priority, what Ximen Chuuxue really wants to do is to kill Ye Gucheng."

Hua Manlou was surprised: "Ximen Chuuxue wants to kill Ye Gucheng?"

Lu Xiaofeng said in a deep voice: "If two peerless swordsmen are going to confront each other, they must carefully agree on a time, and when both sides are at their peak, they will fight fairly with all their strength. However, if it wasn't for Mao Mao the night before, they would have already fought each other at that time Ximen Chuuxue traveled thousands of miles at that time and was extremely exhausted, why did he provoke this battle at that time? It was only because he did not regard Ye Gucheng as an equal opponent, but as someone who must be killed."

Hua Man Lou meditates

Said: "Why did Ximen Chuuxue kill Ye Gucheng? Could it be... for the cat?"

Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "I haven't told you that last night, if Mao Mao hadn't made a move, I would have been injured by Ye Gucheng's sword. If Ximen Chuuxue hadn't arrived in time, Mao Mao would have died."

Hua ManLou also sighed: "It's no wonder."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Even if it was me, when I recalled the situation at that time, I would break out in a cold sweat. I was so scared that I wished I could replace it with my own body, let alone Ximen Chuuxue?"

Hua Manlou sighed softly and stopped talking.

……

When Ximen Chuuxue suddenly opened his eyes, it was already dusk, and this time, he really slept a bit too deeply.The cat in her arms was still sleeping soundly, tears were still hanging from the corners of her eyes, and her mouth was pouting aggrievedly.It has grown so big, it hasn't suffered as much as yesterday, has it?However, thinking of the feeling of ecstasy last night, although Ximen Chuixue felt pity in his heart, he was still more satisfied.After raising it so big, it should be eaten. Could it be possible to leave it to others?

Gently moving Maomao away, Ximen Chuuxue sat up, suddenly stared blankly, after careful examination of his skills, he found that his internal strength had increased by more than [-]% overnight, and it was more pure than before.Ximen Chuuxue was worried instead of happy, and hurriedly pushed Mao Mao to wake up.

Maomao Mimeng opened his eyes, and saw the owner who was close at hand. He immediately remembered what happened yesterday, and felt grievance again. When he opened his mouth, tears came down, and he cried loudly: "Wow... Bullying Maomao... ...Woo...the master bullied the cat...uuuu..."

Ximen Chuuxue was thinking about other things, how could he have time to coax him?He shouted, "Don't cry!"

This trick proved to be all-powerful, and sure enough, Mao Mao cried, choked for a while, looked up, and looked at Ximen Chuuxue with teary eyes, Ximen Chuuxue was relieved immediately, but heard "Wow!"...

This time, the tears gushed out and the cries shook the sky, like a mountain torrent, out of control, only crying earth-shattering.

Ximen Chuuxue felt the veins on his forehead twitch: "Don't cry!"

"Wow……"

"do not Cry!"

"Wow wow..."

"Okay, stop crying."

"Wow wow wow..."

Just now she complained about her grievances, but now she is so wronged that she doesn't want to say anything, and she is crying heartbroken.The cat I got yesterday was in so much pain, the cat kept crying and begging for mercy, and today I am going to be fierce to the cat...

Ximen Chuuxue was helpless, so he could only hug him, hug him in his arms and pat his back, in case he accidentally cried himself out of breath.

I thought it was okay for Maomao to cry for a while, but who knew that this time it would never end, tears fell like money, her throat was hoarse, and her eyes were swollen like peaches.

Poor Butler Mei, who is best at coaxing cats, is not there. Ximen Chuuxue can only play by himself, but he has never been coaxed by anyone, let alone anyone else, so how would he know how to coax a crying cat?I had to sigh: "Okay, what can I do so that I don't cry?"

If such blunt words are used to coax a girl, it will only make her more angry, but the attraction to Maomao is huge, her crying immediately subsided, and she choked up, "I will never have a bridal chamber again..."

"it is good."

Maomao blinked, and the spring of tears turned into teardrops: "Eat fish every day!"

"it is good."

Mao Mao blinked again, and even the teardrops disappeared: "Don't eat porridge!"

"it is good."

"I don't practice swords either!"

"No."

"Then only practice sword once a day."

"it is good."

"..."

With a series of conditions put forward, Mao Mao's tears have long since dried up.Ximen Fuxue was finally able to speak: "How many tails are there now?"

Mao Mao made some calculations and said, "Two."

"What about last night?"

Mao Mao said: "One."

Ximen Chuixue heaved a sigh of relief, didn't it decrease, but instead increased?Where does your power come from?

He couldn't think of it, so he stopped thinking, and asked again: "Is there any discomfort?"

Maomao nodded aggrievedly.

Ximen Chuixue asked, "Where?"

Mao Mao stretched out her finger to poke her own little butt: "It hurts..."

Bai Nennen's fingers poked a round dimple on the tender buttocks, revealing the faint spring light in the buttocks. Ximen Chuuxue's eyes darkened, his throat tightened a little, he pretended to glance casually, and said: "It's a little swollen, I'll give you medicine."

As soon as he heard the word "medication", Mao Mao picked up the quilt and wrapped his little butt tightly as if his tail was stepped on: "No medicine, no medicine..."

If he keeps watching that place so closely, what will happen in the future?

Ximen Chuixue was embarrassed, and went straight out of bed to take the medicine. When Maomao saw the small bottle in his hand, he got into the quilt with a whoosh, and wrapped himself up tightly like a silkworm chrysalis, with a muffled cry The news came: "No medicine, no medicine..."

There was a crash, eyes were brightly lit, the quilt had been torn away by force, Mao Mao cried loudly, clutching her little buttocks: "I don't take the medicine... woo... It hurts to take the medicine..."

Ximen Chuuxue ignored it, turned over, pressed his waist, opened his hands, opened his legs...

"Wow! It hurts..." Mao Mao's waist was held down, and she kicked her legs desperately, crying very sadly.

"Pfft!" The soft quilt came over and wrapped it tightly: "It's done."

"Okay?" Mao Mao grabbed the quilt and exposed her head, just in time to see the back of the owner leaving in a hurry.

Maomao twisted its buttocks, the place where the medicine was applied was cool, very comfortable and not painful.

It turns out that taking medicine doesn't hurt, is it only the bridal chamber that hurts?

Mao Mao's eyebrows and eyes were crooked with a smile, and the owner promised not to have a bridal chamber in the future, and the owner kept his word.

cat with

It won't hurt anymore!

Mao Mao lay on the bed, happily shaking those two tender little feet.

no more pain...

There are fish to eat every day...

Only practice sword once a day...

Every day the owner touches and sleeps...

The author has something to say: I suddenly want to end it.

Originally, there were still many things in the outline, such as being captured by the pervert Gong Jiu, collars and cages, etc., but after writing about getting married, I suddenly felt reluctant...

I think it's good to be together happily like this. For those conspiracies and tricks, the farther away from cats and cats, the better. Alas, it's really contradictory.