Lu Xiaofeng's colleagues: Ximen cat

"Wow..." Ximen Chuuxue, who was inspecting the newly completed Deyue Tower, heard a loud cry, and a small body threw herself into her arms: "The thief stole the little Mimi... woo... the little Mimi was caught The thief stole."

"Oh." Ximen Fuxue, who hadn't enjoyed the feeling of throwing himself into his arms for a long time, snorted coldly in his heart, but still stretched out his arms to embrace Maomao's shoulders.

Mao Mao was crying out of breath: "Brother, help Mao Mao find the little kitty!"

Ximen Chuuxue frowned and said, "There are so many thieves in the world, where can I find them for you?"

"That's the thief! The thief who stole the cat!"

"How did you know it was him?"

"Because he likes stealing cats the most!" Maomao said: "And Maomao recognizes his scent! Go find it for me, find it for me!"

Ximen Chuixue said: "Sikong Zhaixing Qinggong is unparalleled in the world, he has long since disappeared, where can I find him?"

"I don't care about it!" Maomao tugged on Ximen Chuixue's sleeve and cried loudly: "The cat wants Mimi, wants Mimi, the thief will throw Mimi away, Mimi will starve to death, and will be caught and eaten." Drop... woo woo... don't care, I want little tits..."

Ximen Chuuxue said helplessly: "Okay, I'll go find it for you, find it for you."

……

"Here you are!" Sikong Zhaixing threw the little white hair in his arms to Lu Xiaofeng, and said, "This is the last time, I swear, I will never steal a cat again in this life... Absolutely, never touch a single cat hair .”

Lu Xiaofeng caught Xiao Tuantuan in his hand, and said, "What do you give it to me?"

Sikong Zhaixing poured himself a glass of water, and said, "I'm only responsible for stealing things, and writing off accounts is your job."

Lu Xiaofeng jumped up and said: "Why should I write off the account for you? Don't forget, you stole the cat, and I was blamed by Ximen Chuuxue. If I hadn't tipped you off, you would have died now."

Sikong Zhaixing snorted coldly: "Then who brought Maomao out to do somersaults with me on the wedding day? I don't know who doesn't blame me, how about you?"

Lu Xiaofeng was speechless, and said again: "I don't even have a house, where do you want me to raise a cat? Besides, I know Maomao very well, and when I turn around and smell the smell of pussy on me, it's unlucky for the two of us! "

Sikong Zhaixing said: "If you don't have a house, do I have one? When I steal things, I take a cat with me, and when it's critical, the cat meows... Let's become mice in a cage together!"

"...Then what should we do?"

"Why don't you just find a family to raise?"

"If you accidentally took rat poison or were bitten by a dog... won't the cat cry to death if it knows?"

Sikong Zhaixing said: "Then what do you think we should do? You have many friends, so you can find one to entrust with..."

"My friends are similar to me, one by one... oh, yes!" Lu Xiaofeng patted his leg and said, "Hua Man Lou! Let him take care of Mimi. The most important thing is that cats like Hua Man Lou. If it knows that we stole its kitten, it must be endless, but if it is changed to Huamanlou, at most it will be over by acting like a baby, and it can even pass with us!"

"Then you take it there... I have cat phobia now..." Sikong Zhaixing looked at Xiao Mimi and said: "This cat is similar to the cat in the past, its eyes seem to be able to talk, you say it can't do anything Time also becomes a human being, and Huamanlou is also a disaster, right?"

Lu Xiaofeng poked Xiao Mimi's face with his fingers, and said, "Ximen Chuuxue doesn't think he was harmed...it's not such a coincidence, is it?"

"Meow..." Little Mimi let out a soft cry, and Lu Xiaofeng shuddered: "It's no wonder Maomao likes it, this cry is almost carved out of the same mold as that of a cat."

There was the sound of wings flapping outside the window, Lu Xiaofeng dropped the cat, opened the window, a pigeon flew in, Lu Xiaofeng opened the bamboo tube on the pigeon's feet, took out the note inside and glanced at it, his expression was colorful and wonderful.

"what happened?"

Lu Xiaofeng gritted his teeth and said, "It's Ximen Chuuxue."

Sikong Zhaixing jumped up and said: "He won't want to go back on his word, will he?"

Lu Xiaofeng gritted his teeth: "He said that he would bring the cats to chase us soon, let us run quickly, otherwise we will be caught by him, and we will try the sword..."

"This, this is too much, crossing rivers and demolishing bridges, thieves shouting for thieves..."

While Sikong Zhaixing was yelling and scolding, Lu Xiaofeng had already put Mimi in his arms, and said: "If I were you, hurry up and run away, Ximen Chuuxue and Maomao's qinggong are not much slower than pigeons..."

"The thing I regret most in my life is being friends with you..." Sikong Zhaixing cursed, running faster than Lu Xiaofeng.

Lu Xiaofeng said angrily: "I'm the one who got involved!"

******

After everything was calm (Sikong Zhaixing: It’s calm, ghost, you’re fine, I’m still being chased by cats and cats every day!), Lu Xiaofeng appeared in Wanmei Villa leisurely again, and found that cats and cats had turned into It looks like a little fox.

"Hey, Maomao, how about becoming a cat?" Lu Xiaofeng knelt down and started a conversation with Maomao.

"Meow..." Maomao shook her head, Maomao didn't just want to play!

"Not for fun? What is that for?"

Maomao complained angrily: "Meow meow meow meow!" Big brother won't help me find a little tit!

"If you don't help me find Mimi, you will become a cat?" Lu Xiaofeng asked suspiciously, and suddenly realized: "Ha, Maomao, when did you become so smart, you actually use this trick to torment Ximen Chuuxue, ha! Gao ! Really high!"

"Meow?" Toss the big brother?Will changing into a cat bother big brother?

Lu Xiaofeng smirked and said, "Ha, if I don't find you a little tit, it will become like this and you won't have sex with him...you are very cunning, too..."

"Meow?"

Maomao's eyes widened in bewilderment. Maomao's transformation into a cat is only because the cat's nose will be sharper after the cat becomes a cat, so that he can chase the thief and ask for a small tit... What does it have to do with the bridal chamber?Hmm... Is it possible to avoid a bridal chamber if you become a cat?yeah?

"Lu Xiaofeng."

A cold voice came from behind, Lu Xiaofeng turned around and said with a smile: "Ha, Ximen Chuuxue, you came just in time, I need your help."

"Say."

Lu Xiaofeng only felt that those words seemed to be squeezed out from Ximen Chuixue's teeth, and when they came out, there was a gloomy chill, probably because Maomao was holding him hard these days, and said: "I've been thinking about it recently. I want to go to a place, but unless people believe that I have nowhere to go, there is no way to get close to it... And there are not many people in this world who can make me go nowhere, and you happen to be one of them... Can you pretend to chase after me? Kill me once? I remember you said that as long as I give Maomao my beard, I can do whatever you want. As long as you promise, let alone beards, I can give you eyebrows if you want."

Ximen Chuuxue said coldly: "No need."

"Huh?" When did Ximen Chuuxue become so talkative?

Ximen Chuuxue said lightly: "I'd be happy to kill you..."

Lu Xiaofeng's eyes widened: "Huh?"

Ximen Chuuxue put his finger on the hilt of the sword, and Lu Xiaofeng jumped up: "No, you want to play for real?"

Ximen Chuuxue's fingers began to tighten, murderous intent began to spread, Lu Xiaofeng shot out like a rabbit: "Ximen Chuuxue, why are you crazy? Did I provoke you?"

What answered him was a sharp sword energy...

This is Ghost Villa...

******

The scenery of the Northland, thousands of miles of ice, thousands of miles of snow drifting...

On the surface of the river, a gust of wind with snowballs swept past quickly, followed closely by a white line.

Suddenly, the gust of wind suddenly stopped, and a sad-faced man appeared on the frozen river. He was dressed in a coarse cotton padded jacket, and he was small and thin. You can forget his ordinary appearance as soon as you turn around. The fox pleaded: "Maomao, how many times do you have to tell me before you believe that your little tits are really not with me! Don't follow me anymore, okay?"

"Meow meow!" Deceiving, you stole the little boobs!

Sikong Zhaixing's head was as big as a bucket: "I stole the little boobs, but I gave it away."

"Meow meow?"

"……I do not remember."

"Meow meow meow meow meow!" Hand over the little tits!

Sikong Zhaixing had a bitter face, Lu Xiaofeng, Lu Xiaofeng, didn't you say that cats are most afraid of the cold?Why would you be found if you hide in this kind of place... Sigh, if I knew it earlier, I might as well not agree to steal that cat. Ximen Chuuxue just chased and killed him when he got angry, but this stubborn cat never let go... And I can't hit, I can't scold, I can't run... How can I be so unlucky!When will this day end...

I looked around, but still didn't see Ximen Chuuxue, so I had to start perfunctory: "Okay, I'll take you there! But I'm hungry, so I'll go find something to eat first... Are you hungry?" Strange, Why doesn't it show up yet? Hurry up and lure your cat away, I'll get away with it.

Maomao nodded: "Meow meow." Maomao wants to eat fish!

I knew you were going to eat fish!But he said in his mouth: "This is a world of ice and snow, and the river is sealed off. Where can I get fish for you to eat? It would be nice to find a rabbit!"

"Meow meow!" I want to eat fish!

"Want to eat fish? Go catch it yourself!"

"Meow..." Maomao lowered her head sadly. Maomao is afraid of water, and Maomao can't catch fish.

Sikong Zhaixing rolled his eyes and said, "No way? I'll teach you!"

He took out a dagger from his pocket and poked it wildly on the ice.How can a dagger that can be favored by a big thief like Sikong Zaixing be ordinary?Naturally, it was extremely sharp, and it poked a small hole in a few strokes, exposing the water under the half-foot-thick layer of ice: "Here, you see, there are fish in this water, and you, become a fox, stick your tail in, Fish have nothing to eat in winter, and they will bite their tails when they see them, and you can pull them up..."

Mao Mao looked down from the hole curiously: "Meow..."

He was carefully watching whether there were any fish under the water, when he suddenly heard a gust of wind, when he raised his head, there was no figure of Sikong Zhaixing in front of him, and he hurriedly ran away.

Sikong Zhaixing was overtaken by it only after flying tens of feet away, so he had to stop, and finally realized that without Ximen Chuuxue dragging him, he really couldn't get rid of it!Reluctantly said: "I went to find something to eat... I said, where is Ximen Chuuxue? Why isn't he here?"

The cat barked a few times in dissatisfaction.The eldest brother can't help every time, so I won't take him this time.

It is getting smarter and smarter now. It sneaked to Butler Mei's study to peek at the note, found Sikong Zhaixing's whereabouts, immediately came in a carriage, and then turned into a cat to smell it all the way, and as it ran more and more The faster it is, the better the nose becomes, Sikong Zhaixing can't get rid of it at a short distance.

Sikong Zhaixing was shocked when he heard this: "You came out alone?"

Maomao nodded proudly.

Sikong Zhaixing covered his head and sighed, took him to an empty wooden house, lit a fire, and said: "You stay here, I'll go find something to eat."

"Meow!" Maomao is not that stupid, what should I do if the thief runs away here?

Sikong Zhaixing lamented: "Your Ximen Chuixue is not here, if I lose you, he will kill me later! Why am I so unlucky! Just stay here! Don't run around! You How can I go out to work after following me?" Sikong Zhaixing's job is...

Half an hour later, Sikong Zhaixing came back with two big fat fish, and pushed the door open: "Maomao, do you think I brought... a cat?"

The room was empty, Sikong Zaixing put the fish down, went out and shouted: "Maomao!"

no respond.

What a worry!Sikong Zhaixing complained, and began to follow his steps to look for it. If something happened to this little ancestor, it would be terrible!Ximen Chuuxue, that killer star, doesn't know how to practice, his martial arts are getting better and better... No one dares to provoke him!

Seeing the small footprints spreading towards the river, Sikong Zhaixing's eyes widened: "Isn't it, are you so stupid? Didn't you see that I was really lying to it? Do you believe it? Be good!"

He quickly rushed to the place where he poked the small hole, looked at the torn apart river, and the broken ice covered with a few fox furs, and cried without tears: "How unlucky I am!"

At the same time, a man in white clothes like snow held up the little fox that had always been white, and sized it up critically: "What a beautiful fur color, Sharman will like it... It's just too small, let's feed it for a year first It's almost time to slaughter after half a year..."

This is Phoenix Dance for Nine Heavens... Please fill in the rest, haha.

The author has something to say: That's about it, it's officially over.