I planted monsters on the top of the mountain

Hearing what his mother said, Ouyang Xi, who thought he was a straight man, had a cracked expression.

What rootless vines, what past and present lives are not important at this moment.Ouyang Xi tried every means and tried his best, and half an hour later he finally convinced his mother that he was just stating a fact.

It has nothing to do with sexual orientation!

However, after Fang Wei was persuaded by Ouyang Xi, Ouyang Kun, who had been sitting calmly and listening to his wife and son, said at this time, "You really don't like men. There is no need to explain so much. I have never proved that I like men." It's a woman."

Isn't that nonsense, you are married to my mother, who would ask you to explain your sexual orientation!

Ouyang Jin looked at his younger brother's cracked expression with a smile, and added a slash without mercy, "Analysis, the more you care, the more it means it's true. Homophobia means deep cabinet, you know?"

The indisputable Ouyang analyzed "..." Is it wrong for him to state the truth with his family members?

And this is not a question of sexual orientation. Although same-sex marriages were allowed in China more than ten years ago, isn't the most important thing about species?

But at this time, Ouyang Xi also found that he was molested by the whole family, so he didn't like to talk to these guys who had no family affection, and picked up the bowl and started to eat.

While eating, I suddenly thought of a question.

Although he never felt that he liked men, it seemed that he had never thought about falling in love with girls.But when he talked about possible future partners just now, why did he take Mr. Gu into consideration so consciously?

Could it be that he's actually... a Yan lover?

Ouyang Xi, who was completely limped by his family, suddenly fell into deep thought, completely forgetting the original cause of this incident.

At this moment, the Gu Fox who had been transformed was lazily lying on the statue at the door of the box, the constant and warm wind was blowing gently, and the fluffy and soft hair was gently shaking with the wind.

As a bodyguard, Gu Huli naturally couldn't go home first. Although Ouyang Xi saw him leave, in fact, after Ouyang Xi entered the box, he had already guarded the door.

Gu Jingzhe naturally heard those words in the box, but he came after Ouyang Xi entered the box, he didn't hear what he said at the beginning, and he didn't listen carefully to what they were talking about afterwards.

Gu Jingzhe, who didn't feel that this had anything to do with him, yawned comfortably, but Ouyang Xi's expression when he drew a symbol on Ouyang Xi's forehead suddenly appeared in his mind.

Goofy, but kind of fun to watch.

When Ouyang Xi's family of four returned to the villa after dinner, Gu Huli had already returned early, huddled together on the sofa, as if it was a very delicious blessing, and his body undulated slightly with breathing.

Obviously they didn't do anything, all the members of Ouyang's family were attracted, and the three of them except Ouyang Xi immediately tiptoed and walked over quietly.

It is said that the fox is a creature that recognizes its master, but this little fox raised by Ouyang in their family is really too masterful!Up to now, none of the three members of their family have touched their hair.

Not once!

Even before the three of them united very tacitly, it turned out that the wisdom of the three human beings could not be gathered together.

Obviously, apart from Ouyang's old father who is allergic to pet fur, the two of them go to places like cat cafes, which are also very popular with small animals.The technique is no worse than that of her son and younger brother. Why is the cutie raised by her son and younger brother just not being touched?

Hearing what his wife and daughter were muttering behind their backs, Ouyang Kun discovered at this time that in this family, he was the only one who had never touched a living fluffy.Ouyang Kun was hit hard by this cognition.

But these are not listed for the time being, the so-called unobtainable is the best, and once the three of them haven't touched it all the time, they will feel inexplicably competitive, such as being the first to touch the little fox!

Ouyang, who was excluded by his family, analyzed "..."

However, just like in the past few days, the three people who worked very hard to approach the sofa quietly did not succeed. When they were about to capture the little fox, they did not move their eyes away, and the three people did not realize how it moved. A group of little foxes appeared on the TV cabinet several people away from them, and gave them a sideways look, with "boring humans" written all over their eyes.

The three people who were despised "..." seem to be a little happy (?)

Today's daily fox capture failed, and the three of them watched with greedy eyes that Ouyang Xi walked to the TV cabinet naturally, stretched out his hand casually, and hugged the beautiful fox.

"The little fox you raised is like becoming a spirit." Ouyang Jin couldn't help complaining, and the other two also echoed.

After hearing what his sister said, Ouyang Xi couldn't help laughing, obviously thinking of those monsters in the village who were still trying to pretend they were human.

Gu Jingzhe, who has never seriously concealed herself, also realizes what Gu Jingzhe is laughing at "..."

How is he different from those fools in the village?He doesn't want to pretend!

"Speaking of which, after so many days at home, I haven't heard Feifei call. Could Feifei be dumb?" Ouyang Kun, who was staring at his son playing a fox, suddenly thought of something, and frowned at Ouyang Xie road.

"What's the name of the fox?" Ouyang Jin also asked curiously after hearing the words.

Ouyang Xi really hadn't thought about the fox's bark, and he had never heard the little fox bark.If it was before, Ouyang Xi might have worried after realizing this, wondering if the little fox had physical problems, and went to see a veterinarian or something.

But the door to a new world has opened, and Ouyang Xi, who already knows the reason, feels that he should just be a spectator.

"The fox is chirping." The patriarch of the Ouyang family has obviously researched it behind his back. "This sound seems to be quite cute. Find a video for Feifei to watch. Foxes and wolves are not both dogs." Is it from Ke? Maybe if you hear the call from the phone, you will follow suit."

It seemed like a good idea, and soon the video was placed in front of Gu Fox.

Gu Jingzhe doesn't care about this, thinking about the New Year's Eve, as long as he doesn't touch him, it's fine to coax these human beings who have a faint golden light of merit.

The video played automatically, and a fox appeared on the screen, opened its mouth, and a thick male voice came out, "Da Chuxing, King Chen Sheng!"

Gu Jingzhe, who was ready to meow like a fox, slapped her tail angrily.

Snapped!Tablet was declared dead.

Ouyang's old father, who was being tail-flicked while holding the tablet, was not angry at all, and even a little complacent, excitedly announcing to his wife and daughter that he had touched the fox's tail and was the first one!

Accompanied by the sound of the three arguing about "being beaten by a little fox counts as being touched", Gu Jingzhe returned to the room without looking back.

It was the same with Ouyang Xi before, but after being kicked by him, he was still rolling on the ground excitedly.

These human beings probably have pitfalls in their brains!

Mr. Gu must have gone straight back to his room because he wanted to stay by himself, so Ouyang Xi didn't go back to his room either. On New Year's Eve, of course he had to watch the Spring Festival Gala with his family in the living room.

However, Ouyang Xi hadn't watched it for a long time, and the living room turned into his own parents, his sister and best friend chatting affectionately, and he was the only one here to perform what is superfluous.

Ouyang Xi "..." Why didn't he go back to the room to hug the fox, but stayed here?

Ouyang Xi, who ruthlessly abandoned his family and went back to the house, sucked a mouthful of the little fox. After feeling that he was resurrected with full blood, he suddenly said seriously to the little fox, "Phifei, you are also a monster, right?"

Gu Huli opened his eyes slightly, a little curious about what Ouyang Xi wanted to say to him.

Ouyang Xi may have gained confidence from the old locust tree, and felt that his acting skills could be called a movie king. From the tone of his voice, it was clear that he was going to play the scene where he just knew about the monster. He must be planning something.

"This is something I've thought about for a long time, please help me!"

Hearing this solemn tone, Gu Jingzhe also became serious.

Before putting on his necklace, Ouyang Xi was covered with a golden light of merit that could not be concealed, which was much stronger than that on him. Such a person has always had smooth sailing, and anyone who is against him will be in bad luck.

How could there be something that Ouyang Xi had been thinking about for a long time but couldn't realize, so he wanted to ask the monster for help?

Gu Jingzhe thought of the yellow paper and paper figurines not long ago, and his expression suddenly became serious.

"If it's a monster, can you become very big?" Ouyang Xi's eyes were shining brightly, looking at Gu Huhu, full of expectation, "I want to be buried in the plush and go down the slide!! "

Gu Jingzhe was still spinning all kinds of conspiracies and tricks in his mind, he was stuck when he heard the words, and then unceremoniously pressed his own flesh pad to Ouyang Xi's face.

"Hey~" Ouyang Xi, who was slapped in the face by the little fox, was knocked down on the bed as if he had been severely injured, and then rolled around crazily, shouting very artificially, "Fei Fei doesn't love me anymore, I'm not baby Fei Fei anymore Baba my dear."

Gu Fox: "..." At your age, no monster is qualified to be a puller, give up.

Can't bear to complain in his heart, Gu Huli rolled his eyes fiercely, seeing that Ouyang Xi, who was still not rolling around and acting coquettishly, still grew his body, and quickly filled most of the room, almost taking all the spare space in the room. The place is almost full.

Ouyang Xi cheered, and flew up, his whole body submerged in the fluff.

It's as if the whole person is trapped in cotton~

No, even cotton does not have such a comfortable, soft and smooth feeling. Ouyang Xi rubbed his face happily, deeply experiencing what it means to be like falling into the clouds.

I'm afraid that lying in the clouds is not as comfortable as here!

The little fox is super cute, and the big fox is super content.

After fully enjoying the feeling of being surrounded by fluffy fur, Ouyang Xi excitedly climbed up the back of the big fox with the help of the big tail. There was no need to worry about safety issues, and the tail would pull him back before he was about to hit something Put it back on the top and slide down.

At this time, Ouyang Xi only hated that his house was only [-] meters high, and his room was only [-] square meters.

Not enough to play at all!

Indulging in the giant plush, Ouyang Xi even braided a bunch of braids with the fur of a big fox. Thinking about how these little braids are all on Mr. Gu's hair, he was overjoyed.

It's literally double the fun!

As the zero o'clock approached, the fireworks in the distance outside the window crackled and exploded. Ouyang Xi, who was exhausted from playing, held the plush in his arms, and immediately felt that this was the best New Year gift he had received.

"Fei Fei, let's celebrate the Spring Festival together in the future!" Ouyang Xi said excitedly.

Gu Jingzhe, who had been making a fuss all night, rolled his eyes and expressed his attitude clearly.

When he finds a way to solve Ouyang Xi's safety problem outside, he will be able to pay off his avatar and Jian Mu's favor of eating and drinking at Ouyang Xi's house. Whoever loves to spend the Spring Festival with this noisy human being will go, anyway, he is quit.

Ouyang analyzed this kind of creature, the left and right are just pictures of him with fur, and it doesn't make any difference if it is a real fox.

Thinking like this, Gu Jingzhe gently put him back on the bed and covered him with the quilt after Ouyang Xi lay on him and fell asleep.

The next morning, Gu Jingzhe ate the snacks that Ouyang Xi had prepared for him on his exclusive small dining table.

A new day of playing with boring humans has begun again.Gu Jingzhe, who was complaining in his heart like this, suddenly heard a slightly shocked sentence from Ouyang Xi floated over.

"What? Me? Blind date?"

Blind date?

Gu Jingzhe's hair all over his body exploded with a "peng".