I planted monsters on the top of the mountain

But Yuan Songkang could be regarded as his friend no matter what, Ouyang Xi touched his conscience, and still felt that he should try not to harm him too much, so he gave him a little suggestion.

For example, the Ligui APP is currently in the final testing stage, and he is the only programmer in the entire non-governmental management bureau, directly saying that he can't get away from being a teacher, or considering giving online classes to monsters.

Ouyang Xi’s suggestion is of course no problem, but there are only a few teachers in the non-management bureau who can teach monsters, most of them are human beings, and there are more than a dozen prisons in the non-management bureau, so there must be no way to take care of them all. Naturally, the class was arranged from the very beginning, but it's normal for monsters to be lazy by paddling through the screen.

During the online class, there will be prison management monsters watching them study on the spot, but on-site teaching is still necessary, and there must still be a teacher to attend the class to understand the learning process of each monster.

Yuan Songkang works as a programmer, not as a teacher. Facing the monsters who can't learn the knowledge of the second and third grades of elementary school, why don't you feel angry and vomit blood?

As for not doing it...

"I also want to say whoever likes to do it, but this shit has a lot of merit." Yuan Songkang's tone of voice was very complicated, so complicated that Ouyang Xi could feel the gnashing of teeth through the receiver.

Looking at the thin golden light of merit emerging from his hand, Yuan Songkang's expression on his face was distorted.

Merit and golden light of merit are two different things.

Generally speaking, if you do good deeds, you will gain merits, such as the merits accumulated by ghosts and others after reincarnation.But no matter how many such good deeds you do, they are just merits and virtues, and the golden light of merits and virtues will not appear.

If you do enough good deeds to be able to have golden light of merit, wouldn’t there be countless creatures with golden light of merit in the world?

The meaning of doing more good deeds to accumulate merit is that the way of heaven will not give them little shoes.Also, like Yuan Songkang before, he was put on the blacklist by Tiandao, and he worked hard to do good deeds to accumulate merit, so that Tiandao would release him from the blacklist.

But if there is a golden light of merit, it is an existence favored by heaven, even if it is just a little bit, it is enough to prevent the code he wrote from now on from causing bugs due to messy reasons such as hand shaking.

No programmer can refuse this temptation!

After discovering the thin golden light of merit, Yuan Songkang found that the code he wrote in the past two days was extraordinarily smooth.The brain and hands made a voice of wanting more golden light of merit.

Hearing Yuan Songkang scolding the street and bragging to him about how useful his merits are, Ouyang Xi didn't know what expression to put on.

In short, let's wish Yuan Songkang's hair on the top can last for a few more days.

Not only Yuan Songkang was crying, but the monsters who were forced to go to school also wanted to cry.

The monster who guarded them at the beginning told them that they were also very happy when the prison in Province X was selected by the headquarters as an education pilot.

After all, the guardian monster said that the pilot education period is only 12 years, as long as they read the books for 12 years, their punishment will be halved, and those who have been in prison for less than 12 years only need to read the books for half of the remaining punishment. You can also get out of jail.

This is simply the amnesty of the non-control bureau!

It's only 12 years, but it's still such a great thing to study. The non-control bureau is completely doing charity!

Most of the monsters who have not yet reacted to the social changes, and their thinking is still in the feudal dynasty, think so. At the beginning, they responded to the call of the non-control bureau, and their attitude was quite positive and full of vitality. The entire prison of the non-control bureau Full of bragging and laughter.

What Chinese textbook goose goose goose, Luo Binwang I saw him wearing crotch pants.

One plus one equals two?Why do you have to teach such nonsense?Who knows how to count, do these human teachers look down on the IQ of our monsters?

The first day of teaching went through bumps and bumps. Generally speaking, one teacher and one student felt that it was okay.However, on the evening of the second day of teaching, the situation gradually began to decline like a landslide.

After all, they are monsters that have lived for hundreds of thousands of years, and they still know all the courses in the first grade of elementary school, and they can only consolidate them 24 hours a day.

The next day, I fast-forwarded to the second grade of elementary school, and then the blood collapse began.

Chinese is not bad, after all, all of them are adult monsters, and as far as the literacy of classical Chinese is concerned, it is not worse than college students of literature.

However, when it comes to mathematics, it starts to die.

What about three seven 21, three eight 26 (?), the addition and subtraction monsters can still understand it easily, but it's not good when it comes to multiplication and division.And what's the use of learning to multiply and divide? It's meaningless. I don't know why humans invented this.

If you can't learn it, there will be violent monsters on the spot, and you will quit.

It's just that Lu Yuan and Gu Jingzhe had guessed this situation a long time ago, and these monsters who quit would be sent to the confinement room built by Fei Fei or Mirage, who are professional illusionists.Use the illusion effect to prolong the time perception of the monster entering the confinement room, and then let the monster keep replaying today's course content in his mind.

Anyway, wouldn't it?In the world of illusion, there is no way to be lazy or escape. This class circulates in the brain, and one who learns it for a few days or months will always know it.

This kind of force-feeding behavior can already be called an illusion attack.

The monsters who came out of the confinement room all had staring eyes, uncontrollably muttering about today's teaching content repeatedly, obviously being severely tortured, they looked like monsters.

At this time, the monsters finally understood why the Non-Government Management Bureau was so kind and gave them half of the punishment.

Because this kind of reading is not at all what they think, like a scholar, just read "the world is mysterious and yellow, the universe is prehistoric." with books and periodicals.This is 12 years in prison for them!

Some monsters finally began to regret, regretting why they did bad things.If you don't do bad things, you won't be put in prison, and if you don't go to prison, you won't need to study like this.

However, the thief ship had already boarded at this time, and these monsters could not be allowed to regret it.There are many effects of spells, and there are even compulsory control ones. The All-African Management Bureau has only one attitude towards these criminals, that is, you teach me!

After tormenting each other like this for a month, suffering and suffering, the monsters have actually begun to become numb, and have the illusion that they have begun to adapt to the teaching of 007.

Immediately after the first monthly exam started, the average score was 32 points.

When he got this report card, Yuan Songkang, who had inexplicably become the main person in charge of the education pilot project in X province, was shaking with his hands.

This is the paper for the first monthly exam in the first half of the semester in the second grade of a certain elementary school. The main purpose of this paper is to give students confidence in learning. The questions are very simple. At that time, the average score of human students was around 95.

Yuan Songkang saw that the average score was three liters of hematemesis, but this paper has indeed achieved its purpose of being written.

Give students the confidence to learn.

The monsters were overjoyed when they got the revised exam papers.

Where have they experienced such a thing, studied hard for a month, and then got the result.Holding the test paper in their hands, the monsters were quite satisfied. They felt that they were great, and that they could do it again.

——How much did you score in the test, forty?Bravo.

——My score is 33, which is one point higher than the average score.

--very?How did you get it out of the test? Oh, you are a roe deer spirit, so it’s okay.

In such a joyful atmosphere, a new class begins.

Gan, they have clearly scored so many points in the test, why they still can't understand! !

In short, Yuan Songkang later became the one with the least hair and the best temper among Ouyang Xi's friends, and also the one who memorized various Buddhist scriptures and Taoist books most fluently.

The tragic situation in the prison of the non-control bureau quickly spread.

This is an inevitable thing. After all, many monsters imprisoned will definitely be released after they are imprisoned. There is no intention of keeping it secret.

These people who were released from prison told their relatives and friends very earnestly and vividly how scary the prison is, telling them to abide by the law and be a good monster.

Then these relatives and friends heard that this horror is to let them read books, hey, reading books, how scary can it be.

What? 24 hours a day?I drank wine with XXX for a year, chatted and spanked non-stop, 24 hours a day is nothing terrible.

The current monster is really too weak!

There is nothing to be afraid of such a good thing as reading.

There are even some studious monsters who think that they can go to the prison to take lessons, and even deliberately do petty theft, and then turn themselves in to the prison to experience learning life in advance.

When he heard the news from Yuan Songkang, Ouyang Xi still admired these monsters who were active and love to learn.It would be even more admirable if they hadn't made Mr. Gu go several times and built several more confinement rooms.

Ouyang Xi also accompanied Gu Jingzhe to the prison of the Bureau of Non-Governmental Affairs to see the scene. Most of the monsters were filled with lifelessness.

"..." If he hadn't looked at the two-digit multiplication and division written on the blackboard, Ouyang Xi would have thought it was a classroom of advanced mathematics, physics and chemistry.

"In this case, everyone is not motivated enough to study, so even if you have studied for 12 years, there is no point in working abroad." After reading it, Ouyang Xi said to Gu Jingzhe when he went home, "There is no need to force a limit of 12 years, as long as If they can pass the college entrance examination and get into university, I think they can be regarded as graduates.”

Gu Jingzhe said that he understood: "You are right, then don't do anything for 12 years, when will you be admitted to university and graduate?"

Out of nowhere, Ouyang Xi's mind suddenly popped up the cry that Yuan Songkang had yelled at him.

——Monsters are really not human!

At that time, Ouyang Xi laughed in his heart for a long time, but now it's really okay to only consider the extended meaning of these words.

Mr. Gu is quite unmanned at this time.

"...I think if it reaches this level, all the monsters will let you learn together." Ouyang Xi said sincerely.

Gu Jingzhe thought for a while, and said simply: "Then forget it."