I planted monsters on the top of the mountain

After Dai Yuntong opened his mouth, there was a burst of laughter, and someone echoed: "According to Xiaoyan's standards, she was said to be a once-in-a-thousand-thousand-year beauty in the entertainment industry, but she is not bad on his side. It's a joke."

"I actually believed it, but I think Xiao Xi is going to die alone. I have already thought that I will have a baby in the future and let him help Xiao Xi to take care of her when she dies."

"Yeah, at that time I also felt that there was no one in this world whose good looks could make Xiao Xi's heart flutter."

Hearing the teasing words from his friends, Ouyang Xi tried hard to keep his face expressionless, but he couldn't hold back until the last sentence.

There is really no one, Mr. Gu is not a human being.

And although he started with his good looks, he was just a fan of stars at the beginning, and he fell in love later because he liked Mr. Gu himself.

He was really just a teenager and ignorant back then, not really just looking at his face!

Ouyang Xi didn't dare to look at Mr. Gu's expression beside him, and became angry with his friends, making them all shut up.It was obviously a group of people in their 20s, chasing and fighting in this community, as if they were a group of kindergarten children who hadn't grown up.

In the end, of course, it was difficult to defeat four hands with three punches. Ouyang Xi's hairstyle that he had arranged before going out became a mess, and he returned to Gu Jingzhe, muttering and cursing, and accused Gu Jingzhe unreasonably: "You didn't do anything just now. help me."

Gu Jingzhe looked at Ouyang Xi's obviously smiling face, ignored his coquettishness, reached out and rubbed Ouyang Xi's messy hair, making it even weirder.

In the end, Ouyang Xi asked the girls to borrow the small hair combs they carried with them, tidied up his hair a little, and by the way, braided a small twist for the left side of Gu Jingzhe's hair.

Ouyang Xi was based on the idea that he should not be the only one in the family to make embarrassments, but he made up this casually, and Gu Jingzhe looked better.

At this time, Ouyang Xi finally understood what it meant to look good in a sack as long as she was good looking.

After the quarrel was over, it was rare for them to live so neatly. Naturally, they wanted to go outside for gatherings and activities. After walking around the bar in the clubhouse, a group of people drank a lot, and many of them were barely able to maintain their sobriety. .

What surprised them was that Ouyang Xi and Gu Jingzhe, as a newly formed couple, were definitely their main drinkers, but in the end they all drank to the top, and these two people were still as stable as Mount Tai.

Forget about Gu Jingzhe, according to Huo Xuexuan, when he met Gu Jingzhe for the first time before, he was never drunk at the bar.But Ouyang Xi grew up together, and everyone knows how much they can drink, but it turns out that this drink is like drinking water.

It can't be said to be drinking water, even normal people can't stand drinking so much water.

The result is still the same.

This made the group of drunks amazed, and one by one they came to Ouyang Xi's side and rubbed his face, to see if Ouyang Xi was a fake, someone else disguised himself.

Looking at this group of drunks, Ouyang Xi couldn't laugh or cry.Naturally, he won't get drunk because he has cultivated himself. All the food and drink will be converted into corresponding energy by the running spiritual power, and the waste parts will be excreted from the body along with breathing.It is almost impossible for ordinary alcohol to affect him anymore.

But first of all, it's impossible to talk to these people about it, and what's the use of talking to drunks?

After spending all his efforts to save his face, Ouyang Xi hurriedly called for someone to send all these guys back to their homes.Sitting in the car, Ouyang Xi rubbed his face that had suffered for no reason.

After practicing, the pinching, pinching, kneading and kneading of these ordinary people did not leave any marks on it, even Ouyang Xi didn't feel any pain, but the feeling of normal people was still there, and he felt that someone was still tossing his face.

After rubbing his face and covering up those tactile sensations, Ouyang Xi looked at Gu Jingzhe resentfully: "You don't help me at noon, and you don't help me at night, it's too much!"

"No, I helped." Gu Jingzhe was very calm.

Ouyang Xi's head is full of question marks, can he not feel if someone will help him?Immediately, Ouyang Xi had a premonition, and asked Gu Jingzhe in disbelief, "You won't help them pinch my face, will you?"

At that time, there were too many people reaching out to torment him, Ouyang Xi really didn't notice how many people there were.

Gu Jingzhe shook his head, and showed Ouyang Xi his phone with a smile in his eyes: "No, I took a picture for you, and you can settle accounts with them slowly in the future."

Ouyang Xi: "...I don't think at all that your purpose of taking pictures is to leave evidence for me."

He wants a ghost proof!Aren't those six people who pinched him? !Can he still not know? ?This is clearly to keep watching his jokes over and over again.

"Mr. Gu, you've failed your studies." Ouyang Xi said solemnly.

Gu Jingzhe didn't respond, but looked at Ouyang Xi with amusing eyes.

He learned this trick from Ouyang Xi.

Don't say that when he saw Huo Xuexuan being irritated by the roadside sprinkler, Ouyang Xi happily took a video with his mobile phone, but when he was usually a fox, Ouyang Xi took a short video for him.

He was just faithfully recording the scene. Ouyang Xi also pinched the little fox's face, hands and feet and made strange expressions.

But obviously Gu Jingzhe has to pay a price for "bullying" his lover like this. After returning to Ouyang's house, Gu Jingzhe was respectfully sent to the guest room by Ouyang Xi.

It is true that when Gu Jingzhe came, Ouyang's family prepared a guest room for him, but in fact, when eating, the two parents of Ouyang's family explicitly hinted that it was just a special room for him, and he didn't have to live there. side.

Where else can I live if I don’t have to live there?Of course, it is by default that Gu Jingzhe can share a room with Ouyang Xi.

Looking at the clean guest room, Gu Jingzhe was silent for a while, and began to wonder when Ouyang Xi would be successful in cultivation.

Ouyang Xi, who returned to his room and started sucking the little fox, suddenly felt a chill on his back, and looked around vigilantly, but didn't see anything wrong...

...there is something really wrong.

Ouyang Xi looked at the pure white plush carpet at the window door of his room, and now it seemed that something had scratched it a few times, and there were traces of being cut out.

Naturally, there was only a little fox in the room, and the marks also looked like they were made by animals, but these marks were different in depth and shallow, and looked like two types, as if they were not the same animal.

Ouyang Xi went to the carpet and looked carefully, and as expected, he saw a few light black animal hairs that had been shaved off.

There is obviously only one person with this color hair in the family, and that is the husky spirit that will not deform.

Obviously, after he and Gu Jingzhe left, this husky spirit tried to sneak into his room without knowing what it was doing, and was beaten violently by the little fox who stayed in the room.

This trace was only on the window sill, and the little fox didn't express anything about his actions. Obviously, the little fox had won a complete victory and drove the monster away.

Ouyang analyzed that this would be a complete confirmation that the husky did have some other purpose, otherwise why did he enter his room through the window when he knew he was not at home?

Not sure what the hell the dog was trying to do.

Although Ouyang Xi knows a lot of things about the other world, but the relevant experience is still pitiful, and he will start sending messages to Yuan Songkang after thinking about it.

Now Yuan Songkang can be regarded as an important member of the Bureau of Non-Professional Administration of Province X, especially since he spent a lot of time in the prison of the Bureau of Non-Professional Administration in the past half a year. Ouyang Xi feels that his home has been illegally invaded by monsters. How will the administration handle it.

这个问题欧阳析倒也可以问顾惊蛰，不过自己恋人自己了解，他估计压根就没有认真看过非管局的法条，基本上非管局那边要他出什么任务去揍什么妖怪，他Set off and then get back to Dacai Village and continue to sleep.If you ask him such a small matter of public security management, he will probably be at a loss.

In this regard, the other big monsters he knows are probably the same, the only exception is Director Lu Yuanlu.

But not to mention whether it is reasonable to go directly to the top manager of the non-governmental management bureau for such a trivial matter, because Ouyang Xi himself has always had a vague love for Lu Yuan, so he never asked for his contact information.

Ouyang Xiineng asked like Yuan Songkang.

Yuan Songkang was going to sleep this time, but when he received Ouyang Xi's question, he looked confused.

He and Ouyang Xi have known each other for so long, so of course he knows some things. After Ouyang Xi and Gu Jingzhe confirmed their relationship, he can be said to be the only one who knows for a long time on the human side.

And who is Gu Jingzhe? As a member of the X Provincial Bureau of Non-Government Administration, how could Yuan Songkang not know about the big monsters stationed in his province in an upright manner?

When he saw Ouyang Xi send him a message "If a monster breaks into a human's room without permission, what kind of punishment will be punished according to the regulations of the Bureau?", Yuan Songkang subconsciously thought that the monster was Gu Jingzhe.

Yuan Songkang looked at the time now, and then at the message Ouyang Xi sent him. He felt that he was fed countless dog food on the night before the Spring Festival.

What an exciting thing, why did you tell him!

Yuan Songkang thought that the couple might have had a quarrel, so they tried to persuade Ouyang Xi to make up with a hard face.

The two chatted for a while, and Ouyang Xi watched what Yuan Songkang said about quarreling at the bedside and at the end of the bed, and finally realized what was wrong, and explained the situation to Yuan Songkang dumbfounded.

Now Yuan Songkang also remembered how Ouyang Xi met him back then, and his eyes became serious: "I'll let them catch this monster and interrogate it properly."

"No, he doesn't seem to know how to speak in disguise, and my parents like him quite a bit. I'll send him to you as a student after the Spring Festival."

Seeing this news, Yuan Songkang couldn't help laughing out loud.

What else can his current students be, aren't they the prisoners in the prison?

Now that the monster school has been established, the original trial in the prison has not been cancelled, and it has even been promoted in all provinces of the country.There are no points and rewards, and there are even dozens of law books from the NSA in the course.Now every day in the prison is crying, Ouyang Xi still speaks as if it is something worthy of congratulations.

"Then I will teach him well." Yuan Songkang replied as if he was a good teacher.