After the God of Fortune retired, the draft became popular

After coming down from the God of Wealth Temple in Qingmen Mountain, Sheng Ruyi found Qingmen Film and Television City after several twists and turns.

He took a few steps and jumped up to a high place.With his ass pouted, he was almost completely sticking to the wall, studying the signboard of Qingmen Film and Television City.

"It's very stylish, much higher than my God of Wealth Temple. The world is really good."

The security guard who heard the news exclaimed.

"Comrade! Climbing is strictly prohibited here!!"

Sheng Ruyi climbed down dejectedly.

The security guard looked at the fleeing back and muttered to himself: "Hey, how did he get up?"

Sheng Ruyi was originally the god of wealth.

But I don't know if there is a problem with Feng Shui, or if the hit does not have the character of money. After ten years of employment, whoever worships goes bankrupt. In the end, the angry believers smashed the temple and complained to the heaven.

The priesthood was lost, the temple was smashed, and there was no money to build the temple.

Master's old friend Tudi Gong showed him the way.

"It's not easy to find a job in Tianting. You must have a diploma to see the gate. So, you go to the world. I know a cat who works in the world. I'll give you an address, and you go down the mountain to find him."

The cat works in Qingmen Film and Television City.

Sheng Ruyi squatted at the gate of the film and television city, pinching a secret small dried fish from the Queen Mother's Palace to hook ~ attract the cat demon.

The dried fish smelled really good, Sheng Ruyi swallowed.

Suddenly a car rushed over, but there was a human being picking up things in the middle of the road.

A phantom rushed out like a ghost.

Two steps and one assist, take off, jump out of a height of three meters, bend and rotate 780 degrees in the air, and land calmly.

Rotate 360 ​​degrees on the spot, with both arms outstretched in large characters, holding the front of the car with one hand, and holding the girl with the other.

"Human, you are speeding!"

How can speeding it?There is a speed limit in the heavens. Somersault Yun, who fought against the Buddha, was completely unemployed last year and switched to work as a massage mat!

Sheng Ruyi shook two fingers at the driver in the car.

The driver's soul went out of his body at the same place - Sheng Ruyi was frightened.

"Ahh! Ghost!" The driver turned around and ran away.

Sheng Ruyi: "????" There are ghosts here?

The girl who was being carried by Sheng Ruyi didn't dare to move, and asked in horror: "Can--can you let me down?" Wuwu, it was scary to be caught and carried.

Sheng Ruyi put down her sister, shook her head and said to her, "You can't just pick up things on the road."

The girl was stunned.

The girls who were traveling with him surrounded him to appease him, but they were also stunned.

What a, what a handsome face.Eyebrows are picturesque, like fine bone china, delicate and clear.First love again and again!

Sheng Ruyi spread out her hand, only half of the fish's tail was left.It's a pity that the dried fish has become an innocent soul under the wheel - it has been crushed into powder.

Talking is better than nothing, Sheng Ruyi chewed and swallowed with heartache, and walked away.

The girls suddenly woke up.

"Woo... did you see it? He's so handsome!"

"I see, I see. I see that I want to abandon the small wall."

Lili looked at the small light sign on the wall in her hand, and then handed it over to the fan group at the door.

It was because of picking up the light plate that I didn't avoid the vehicle.

Oh, she took off her fans and climbed the wall.

"Lili, didn't you say yesterday that you will always love the little wall? Touch~ touch your conscience! You climb the wall too fast."

"Beautiful brother is so sweet, and super brave! Isn't it worth me to climb the wall to save my dog's life under the wheel? Is he a contestant of "Spirit 99"?"

"Smart 99" is a men's talent show this summer.A total of 99 contestants participated in the competition and were divided into three groups.

In addition to artist company recommendation and official website self-recommended selection, the voting No.1 will be selected in the real-time live broadcast of the audition.

Qingmen Film and Television City this afternoon is the live broadcast of the audition.

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When Sheng Ruyi saw the recruitment notice in the film and television city, the salary was due on a daily basis, and a box lunch was also included, she couldn't move.

Looking for it along the sign, Sheng Ruyi saw a long and winding line of giant dragons that could not be seen at a glance.

Sheng Ruyi moved to the tail of the team and asked politely.

"Hello, is this a queue for a job?"

Turning back was a boy.

The young man was looking smugly at the camera of his mobile phone, playing with his purple bangs.After looking up and down, I thought Sheng Ruyi was also a registered contestant.

"Who is not looking for a job? If I don't look for a job, I'm here to bask in the sun and play? If I succeed, at least hundreds of thousands a year."

If you make a successful debut and just be a casual idol, you can earn at least hundreds of thousands a year.

If you are lucky, you will become an instant hit, and the salary of one million is not a problem, and the ten million villa is not a dream.

"Hundreds of thousands!? This... so much!" Sheng Ruyi was taken aback. He thought that three thousand packages a month would be quite good.

Hearing Sheng Ruyi's words, the boy sneered.

"3000 yuan, with food and lodging included? You underestimate this job too much.

"As long as we are selected, it's more than just food and lodging. All the campers live in villas, and all they eat are buffets. Understand?" The young man's eyes were slightly contemptuous.

"I said you, you can't be from some country."

Sheng Ruyi's eyes lit up, and she was a little shy.No wonder people say that humans are getting smarter.

"Yes, I am from the countryside. My home is on Mount Qingmen." The Temple of the God of Wealth.

"It's in the mountains..."

Simple country guys also come to the draft, the world has really changed.People are not old.

The young man flicked his bangs on his forehead.

"What do you know, dare to come?"

Sheng Ruyi smiled shyly again, raised her arms, and made a very powerful posture.

"I have great strength, and I can chop firewood, plant the ground and move bricks."

"You..." The young man was so shocked that he didn't even shake his bangs, and he didn't know how to continue these words for a long time.

Sheng Ruyi lined up neatly, and after a while, the staff stuffed Sheng Ruyi with a number plate and pushed him in.

After Sheng Ruyi entered, she was stunned.

The lights shone brighter than the starry sky, and the cameras were pitch-black, like black fish eyes.

In front of him sat a row of humans.There is a long table in front of the human being, on which the position and name of the other party are written.

Judge xxx...is this the interviewer?

When going down the mountain, the land gave him a science popularization link for human interviews.

When the director saw Sheng Ruyi, his eyes immediately turned into two big light bulbs.

I go!The facade of the show is here!This facade is too facade!

As long as you have a little strength, don't pull your hips so much, and can sing and dance a little bit, you can attract fans with a storm.

In less than 30 seconds of excitement, a basin of cold water was poured down.The director is awake.

The studio also had advertisers' milk posters.The father of the big gold master in the sky, the earth, and the earth is the biggest.

Pity.

The son of an internal advertiser wants to set up the "Min Tui Zhi Guang" character set.The instant group is specially designed for him to spread the light of people's push.

In order not to grab the show, those with good quality were advised to recommend themselves to the company's recommendation team and the official website.

The top1 in the instant group, ONLYONE, and the light of the folks, this is a lot of gimmicks.

The live barrage reached its peak after Sheng Ruyi entered the arena.The barrage is real.

The facade director also wanted it, but the money given by the patron's father was too sweet.

Feeling melancholy, the director took two mouthfuls of the advertiser's milk and burst the milk box.

Immediately, he gestured to the judges with a playful gesture, signaling to start.

That's it, maybe it's an embroidered pillow, he doesn't have to worry about it at all.

At the same time, the young master of a certain advertiser who hadn't yet had his turn straightened up nervously.

"PR is ready," he said, pointing to Sheng Ruyi on the screen, "I won't allow him to steal my limelight."

Live live.

Judge A: "Number 88, please introduce yourself."

Sheng Ruyi is obedient: "Hi, I'm Sheng Ruyi, here for the interview."

"Show your talent. Sing! Dance! Rap!"

"??" Sheng Ruyi stared, unable to understand.

"What kind of duck is ruapu?"

The judges said: "Oh. You can't rap? Then what can you do?"

"I am so strong that I can pull a weeping willow upside down with one hand, and I can also pull a mountain and lift a big tripod."

He raised his arm, and the slender arm seemed fragile and could be easily broken.

Judge: "...We don't have that much physical work. Is there anything else, it's best to show it on the spot."

"Yes! Raise horses, breed peaches, burn fires, train dogs to cut trees... I can do it! I want to demonstrate, just wait."

Sheng Ruyi opened the bag he brought in, took out a handful of red thread, and began to weave the red thread on the spot.

The judges were dry-mouthed: "No. 88, what are you doing?" He couldn't understand the contestant's intention at all.

"I'm pulling strings."

Sheng Ruyi showed a confident smile, "I can pull the thread very well. Twist braid bow knot sailor knot... I can do it."

In the matchmaking class, he is always the first in the exam.It's a pity that No.2 in the class becomes the new moon boss every time.

"Is there anything else?" The judges said dryly, "Something less literary and more intense."

"Isn't this intense enough?" Sheng Ruyi was frustrated, "It's not that there are intense ones, but there are no tools here."

"What do you want..." the judges asked weakly, "Our program team will try our best to satisfy you."

"I need a crocodile. If there is no crocodile, a tiger will do too." Sheng Ruyi said with a guilty conscience.

In fact, he didn't learn very well in the feeding class.

Han Xiangzi sacrificed his life to feed the crocodile and became a fairy, and the Buddha sacrificed his life to feed the tiger and became a Buddha.

He sacrificed his life to feed the crocodiles and tigers, but neither the crocodiles nor the tigers were willing to talk to him.

A tiger, dazed with hunger, bit him and broke his tooth.

Sad, he looks so bad.

The master was so angry that he jumped into the river and had a fight with the tasteless crocodile, and he became the king of the crocodile river ever since.In all the rivers, not even a fry was seen.

The judges suspected that they had heard it wrong.

"We can't provide crocodiles and tigers for the time being."

Sheng Ruyi breathed a sigh of relief.

That's good that's good.He can take the first place in most of the becoming a god class.

Only the feeding class is a disgraceful subject, and it is really impossible to do it.

The judges whose souls were completely shaken kept their original intentions: "What about singing, dancing and rap?"

Sheng Ruyi blinked.

"You need to be able to sing and dance when moving bricks? Is there still time to learn temporarily?"

The judges silently picked up tons of sponsored milk in front of them and drank it. dbq, he needs to calm down.

director:"……"

Although things are going in the direction he wants, why is he so unhappy.

The unlucky director opened another carton of milk and drank tons and tons.

The young master of a certain funder outside the live broadcast heaved a sigh of relief.

His team's movements are also very fast, and Shui Jun skillfully and crazily brings up the rhythm of the barrage of Sheng Ruyi's vase embroidered pillows.

[In the draft competition, food is the original sin. It's really shameless to come to participate in the competition with such a food. 】【Please get out of the draft contest.How can the current draft competition be this kind of little boy with only face but no strength.Vomit——]【Weakly speaking, I think it's pretty cute...you don't have to make a boy group debut, but act in a play, it's not a loss for acting if it's so good-looking. 】【Roll upstairs.Chinese people's aesthetics are distorted by you group of Yangou.Why is the man so handsome, he has a pretty face. 】Anyone who dares to speak up will be sprayed, and the wind direction of the barrage gradually unifies into various criticisms of Sheng Ruyi.

The audience is easily led by the barrage.The continuous brainwashing attack by the naval army caused the number of votes for No. 88 to gradually slow down after a burst of skyrocketing.

In the end, only a few resolute Yangou were left to vote stubbornly silently.

Almost impossible to qualify.