After the God of Fortune retired, the draft became popular

"I'll go. What's this place?" When Chen Lian woke up, he could only see a full moon hanging above his head.

The moonlight made Chen Lian vaguely able to see himself in a hole in the ground.

Vaguely, Chen Lian saw a person sitting opposite him.His hands and feet were bound and he couldn't move.

Finally he touched the watch on his wrist.

"That's right, my watch has a flashlight function." Chen Lian turned on the flashlight of the watch with his hands behind his back, and finally saw that Lian Zhi was sitting opposite him.

"Hey, Lianzhi, are you awake? Lianzhi, are you dead?"

Chen Lian was frightened into a cold sweat by this thought.At night, sitting with a dead body is a terrifying thing!

Chen Lian moved her buttocks and moved to the vicinity of Lianzhi.Kick and kick to stop.

did not wake up.Chen Lian kicked him hard.

Lianzhi snorted and snorted, and finally woke up slowly.

"Thank goodness you're finally awake. I thought you were dead. Scared the hell out of me. I don't want to be around dead people."

Lian Zhi wanted to move, but found that his body was also tied up, and his legs were in pain.

"How are you doing? We seem to have been caught by Ye Tianyang into this cave." Chen Lian looked up at the sky, "This place seems to be very high from the entrance of the cave. Ye Tianyang is crazy, what does he want to do? Kidnapping is against the law."

"Hey. Why don't you speak? Are you dumb? Aren't you usually blah blah in front of Sheng Ruyi?"

"You're so noisy." Lian Zhi said in a muffled voice.

"So you're not dumb. Hey, what's wrong with you?" Chen Lian noticed that Lian Zhi's appearance was not quite right.

"My leg hurts."

"Ah? Your leg won't be broken, right? Ye Tianyang didn't push us directly down here, did he? He's too ruthless. What kind of enmity, what kind of resentment?"

"Is there anyone up there?" Chen Lian yelled at the entrance of the cave. He yelled for a long time, but no one came. He turned his head and said to Lian Zhi, "Hey, come and yell too. Louder."

Lian Zhi ignored him, moved with difficulty, groping for something with his hands behind his back.

"What are you looking for?"

"Look for a sharper stone and grind the rope away."

"I'm here to look for you. You are disabled now." Chen Lian moved much faster than Lianzhi. After a while, he grabbed a piece and turned his back to Lianzhi and said, "Look, what's wrong with this piece?" Sample?"

With the light of the flashlight, Lianzhi saw the stone clearly.

"Then I'll try to see if I can break it." Chen Lian immediately said, "It just doesn't look easy."

But at the moment there is no other way.

There are no people in this broken place.

It really doesn't work to grind a rope with a stone.Chen Lian rubbed and rubbed until the moon slanted westward from a high altitude, and the rope was worn off a little.

"It feels like a long, long time to completely wear off."

Saying this, Chen Lian kept grinding.It's just that both of them were a little tired in the middle of the journey, and the weather was cold, so they had to lean together and squint for a while.

The two detest each other.But it's too cold in this cave, and only by leaning on each other can we feel a little warmth.

"Woooo. I really want to go home and lie on the bed. It's so cold here. I'm going to Hawaii for vacation. Why should I suffer from a broken show?" Chen Lian complained incessantly.

"Hey. Why don't you talk. Say something. It's hard not to say a word in such a cold day."

"It's cold, so what does it have to do with talking? Talking can still warm you up?" Lianzhi replied, and found that the little figure holding Ruyi's gift around his neck was gone.

"Isn't that a bit popular." Chen Lian was still grinding the rope while talking, "Why are you so boring. If you are so indifferent, how can Sheng Ruyi bear you."

"It's none of your business." Lian Zhi retorted, he would not say, he was not indifferent in front of Sheng Sheng.

"I'm not concerned about it." Chen Lian said, "By the way, I would like to ask for advice, how did you make Sheng Ruyi so determined? Teach me. Why can't I learn it? One counts as one, and everyone hates me and wants to die. Otherwise It’s also for money to deal with me.”

"I'm naturally likable, I can't learn it. As for you..." Lian Zhi glanced at him, "Let's go back to the furnace and rebuild."

Chen Lian: "...you really are a very annoying guy. No wonder I have seen you hated since kindergarten. Pretending to be a criminal."

"To each other. You are not much better. I have found you very annoying since kindergarten. I even bought a Pikachu schoolbag, and you have to carry the same bag the next day. I have never seen you so smart. .”

Chen Lian choked.

"My dad bought it for me!"

"Ah."

The two turned their heads, looking at each other with disgust.

The two of them leaned together and quarreled for nothing, so as not to let themselves fall into a deep sleep due to sleepiness.In such a wild place, falling asleep is an extremely dangerous thing.

At dawn the next day, Chen Lian finally broke the rope.

Chen Lian threw away the rope, stood up excitedly, jumped a few times, but didn't jump up.

Sitting for a long time.My legs are numb.

"Ouch! My legs are numb."

Lian Zhi looked up at him, more and more sure that this guy was Shabi.

"Bai Jingshan is really right, you are indeed a Shabi."

Chen Lian was not happy.

"You scold me! I won't untie you. Unless I apologize to me!"

Lian Zhi: "..." Damn, it's too early to scold.

"You apologize." Chen Lian knelt down to look at him, "I won't untie you until you apologize."

Endure a moment of calm.Lian Zhi snorted twice: "I'm sorry. Shibi is not you."

"That's about the same." Chen Lian squatted down and untied the rope for Lianzhi.

Lianzhi moved his lower arms, but he couldn't stand up.He sat on the ground and checked his surroundings. The hole was not big, and he didn't find his statuette.

"You really broke your leg. It's so miserable." Chen Lian said.

"If you didn't have a smile on your face when you said it was miserable. I think it would be easier for me to accept."

"That's impossible." Chen Lian gloated, "You must have committed too many crimes. God has eyes, and now you are backlashed hahaha."

"..."

Lian Zhi was too lazy to talk to Chen Lian.

"This product is a shabby."It has been verified countless times, and there is no doubt about it.It is more practical to think about how to get out of this hole.

"This hole is five or six meters deep." Lian Zhi slowly stood up while leaning against the wall. Fortunately, only one leg had a problem, and the other leg was fine.

"The walls of the cave are uneven, and there are many raised places. You can climb up."

With that said, Lian Zhi looked at Chen Lian.

Feeling a chill behind Chen Lian, he took a step back.

"Lian Zhi, you are not so vicious, ask me to crawl. You must have been scolding me Shabi in your heart just now. You are so ruthless to ask me to crawl after scolding me."

"...You can now guess what other people are thinking. It's really getting smarter."

"I was pretty smart."

"But if you don't climb, do you want me, a cripple, to climb? I think so."

"Can't you wait a little longer? I think they will definitely come to us. Sheng Ruyi likes you so much, she will definitely come back to save you."

"How long have we been here? I always have an ominous premonition. I think the time is a bit wrong." Even after searching for the mobile phone on his body for a while, he couldn't find it.

The watch was crushed, and the fingers were not turning.

The only thing that can tell the time is Chen Lian's watch.

Chen Lian saw the time on the watch and thought he had read it wrong.

"Twelve o'clock? Is it twelve noon or twelve o'clock in the morning. Is my watch broken? Didn't the sun just rise?"

Chen Lian, who was originally planning to wait for others to come to rescue him, was a little panicked.

"Then I'll try to climb up first. But it's so high, I'm afraid I'll fall to my death."

"Come on, I won't fall to my death. Treat it as rock climbing."

"It's not you climbing. Of course you think it's rock climbing." Despite saying this, Chen Lian started to climb up.

After climbing a few steps, the rocks under my feet cracked and rolled down at any time.Chen Lian was shaking with fright.

But now he can only climb a certain distance, and there is no possibility of going back.

Chen Lian paused and rested before climbing up to the entrance of the cave.After climbing up, he felt that he had saved his life.

"Give me the rope." Chen Lian said.

Lian Zhi connected the ropes binding the two of them together, and then threw them up.Chen Lian grabbed the rope, tied it to a nearby tree trunk, and lowered the other end into a hole in the ground.

Lian Zhi tied the rope around his waist and grabbed the rope.Chen Lian pulled on it.

"Ah, Lianzhi, you are so heavy! I can't pull it anymore." Chen Lian's rope slipped an inch.

"Don't let go!" Lian Zhi glanced at his position, he had already stretched halfway, if he let go now, he would definitely break his other leg.

Chen Lian exerted all her strength, gritted her teeth, and pulled Lian Zhi up.

The two of them sat on the ground in disgrace, panting.

"I don't want to come out on the show again. Can't you just stay in the office?"

He didn't even answer his words.He looked around, the foggy, very strange place.

"Where is this?"

"I don't know. Watch as you walk to see if you can get out."

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When Sheng Ruyi heard that Lian Zhi was gone, she pressed Wu Wang for the first time.

"What did you do?"

Wu Wang smiled and said: "You put something on him to drive away evil spirits, I can't get close to him, so I can only let humans do it for me, and take away his 'talisman'."

Wu Wang smiled, and the gold in his eyes became even more brilliant.

His strength is growing.

"Now, the prey has fallen into my trap."

The program team rushed over to explain to Sheng Ruyi: "We have sent people up the mountain to look for it. This mountain is only this big, and there are no wild animals here, so they won't get lost."

gosh.This incident happened in the first episode of the program group, can he continue to broadcast this season?

I hope there will be no accidents to the guests.The three people involved happened to be the sons of Mr. Chen and Mr. Ye.

The program team was in a state of desperation.

Bai Jingshan anxiously followed the program group up the mountain to find someone, but the phone couldn't be reached, and no one answered.Positioning can't locate people.

"Aren't you going?" Bai Jingshan asked as he left.

Sheng Ruyi didn't speak.Bai Jingshan went first.

He dragged Wu Wang to a place where no one was around, and then let go.

He straightened out his messed-up skirts in no way, and said with a smile, "Ouch. The little God of Wealth is not happy about being robbed of his prey, and finally wants to fight me seriously. Those hand-to-hand combat moves that are the most annoying in the world have long been It's time to have a fight with me. Melee is too low. Come on, fight. I haven't fought with anyone for a long time, my hands are so raw."

Sheng Ruyi sneered and took out her phone.

Wuwang sneered: "I can't get through."

Sheng Ruyi ignored him and continued to dial the number.

Wuwang was still saying: "You can't get through to his phone. It's better not to bother."

Sheng Ruyi answered the phone and said to the other end of the phone: "Hello, is this the Tianting Inspection Brigade? I am reporting with my real name. There is a god who violated the law here. The coordinates are XX: XX."

Wu Wang's expression changed: "Who did you call?"

"Tianting Inspection Brigade." A golden whip appeared in Sheng Ruyi's hand, and he waved his hand, blocking Wu Wang's way, "Heavenly Court is a society ruled by law, and the world is not a place outside the law. If you broke the law, you should go to the law enforcement agency." deal with."

Seeing Wuwang's confused eyes, Sheng Ruyi continued: "You have divorced from society. Now it's not the same heaven as before. I'm calling the police."

Sheng Ruyi glanced at his phone, guessing that the inspection team would arrive within 5 minutes.

"There are still 5 minutes, enough time."

Sheng Ruyi rushed over, grabbed Wuwang and beat him up, using all kinds of bombing weapons to slap Wuwang on his face.

"Smelly shameless! Grab my little Lian! I'll kill you bastard!"

Wuwang really didn't realize it for a while, but when he did, Sheng Ruyi's series of magic tools turned his face into the surface of the moon.

Fortunately, the inspection brigade rushed to the scene quickly.Wu Wang's head was not knocked off.He squeezed it a few times, and managed to squeeze his face back into shape.

The leader is leading a dog, which is Erlang Shen.

"Hello. Inspection brigade, I report Xie Shen Wu Wang with my real name. He violated Article 354 of the Law of the Heavenly Court. He must not commit a crime of harming humanity. Moreover, this human being is still the spouse of the following. According to the supplementary regulations of 354, he should be punished with a higher level of crime. And he is still in the palace for the second time, so there will be no chance of commutation in the future."

Sheng Ruyi took out a copy of "Heavenly Criminal Law".

Erlang Shen stared at Wu Wang.

"Why are you again? Come with me, go to heaven and go to jail."

Wu Wang who was beaten up: "??? What nonsense are you talking about?"

"Innocent. The times have changed." Sheng Ruyi closed the "Heavenly Court Criminal Law" and said in a deep voice, "Everything you have done is on the edge of the law. Now you have violated the law. Go to the Heavenly Court to study the law carefully. Try to transform your self-confidence and become a god again. Don't break the law with your own body."

The captain of the inspection nodded: "Little God of Wealth is right. Wuwang, come with me. Today's Heaven is not what it used to be."

The inspection team leader took out the handcuffs and handcuffed Wu Wang.

He also expressed his gratitude to Sheng Ruyi: "You are brave enough to report wrongdoing, and we will reward you as a good citizen of the Heavenly Court. Excuse me, what do you want, I will try my best to fight for it with the Emperor of Heaven."

"My partner was taken away by him. I want to find my partner."

The captain of the inspection waved his hand: "That's simple. Finding victims is the responsibility of our inspection team. The heavenly soldiers will stay here to help you find your partner."

"Are there any other requirements? It's not easy to win the Tianting Good Real Name Award, so seize the opportunity." The captain reminded.

Sheng Ruyi quickly said: "Can you help me and the Queen Mother get two pills that Chang'e sister flew into the sky? My partner is still human."

"No problem. I'll fight for you when I get back." The inspector captain waved his hand, grabbed Wu Wu and left.

A group of heavenly soldiers and generals and the captain's dog were left behind to help Sheng Ruyi find a partner.

"God of Wealth, do you have something for your partner?" The deputy captain came over.

Sheng Ruyi searched and took out a handkerchief from his body.Little even put it in his pocket.

Gouzi went up and smelled it, and immediately led the way and ran up the mountain.A group of heavenly soldiers and generals followed closely behind, at an extremely fast speed, bringing up waves of smoke and dust, and there was a rumbling sound of stomping on the ground.

The director was overwhelmed by the rumble.

"earthquake?"

"No! Director, look."

Sheng Ruyi rushed up the mountain with a group of heavenly soldiers and generals, and the director asked in amazement: "What are these?" Why are the costumes so strange?

"Professional search and rescue team."

Sheng Ruyi briefly explained a few words, and then disappeared with a group of heavenly soldiers and generals.

Suddenly, the dog stopped.

In front of them, there seemed to be an invisible barrier.

The deputy captain said: "Little God of Wealth, your target is here. We won't go in. If this enchantment stays here, it will cause harm to the local ecology. It's very bad. We have to stay outside to deal with the enchantment. You go in Bar."

Sheng Ruyi nodded and got into the barrier.

As a result, he bumped into his Xiaolian head-on.

It's just... why the picture is so strange.

Chen Lian had a bitter face and a wound on his back.Wounded was holding a rope in his hand, and Ye Tianyang, who was a little silly, was tied to the rope.

After a short pull, Ye Tianyang took a step.

"My God. What the hell have I done?"

"Chen Lian, I saw that my house is flourishing."

Chen Lian ignored him: "I'm exhausted from carrying you. Don't just talk. We encountered many illusions along the way. They are all liars. Let's talk about a fake Bai Jingshan. Let me just say, what about Bai Jingshan It's all fake to be so gentle and considerate to me. This must be fake too, if you don't believe me, I'll give it a try. "

Chen Lian coughed twice, and prepared his lines: "Hey, Sheng Ruyi! Your husband is in my hands. If you don't want him to die, just transfer me [-] million immediately! Otherwise, I'll just tear up the ticket!"

Sheng Ruyi: "...Shabi."

The author has something to say: In a society ruled by law, gods must abide by laws and regulations.