After the God of Fortune retired, the draft became popular

Sheng Ruyi learned the art of becoming a god from her master.

Master thought he was stupid.

"You melon, why can't you even know this!"

Sheng Ruyi was not convinced.

"How can I be stupid! I am clearly in the class of becoming a god, and I have won the top three in every subject!"

"Then that's not your cultivation!?" The master beat his chest and stamped his feet, "I think of your master back then, but you passed the exam once and for all."

"I don't believe it. Unless the master shows me." Sheng Ruyi squinted one eye, staring at his master.Master felt guilty after being watched.

"Ahem... anyway, it's generally true."

The master is old-fashioned and shameless, brazenly showing off his abilities in front of his apprentices.As for whether there is such a little moisture in it.

Master said he had nothing to tell.snort.

"These are too difficult to learn. Even if you do well in the test, there is a certain chance that you will not succeed in cultivating to become a god. So this time, what Master is going to teach you is the method to become a god 100% as long as you pass it."

The master stroked his beard, and still had to leave a tall figure in front of the little apprentice.

Otherwise, Master will lose face.

"In the becoming a god class, as long as you have learned it, you can become a 100% god. Of course, it is the breeding department." The master took Sheng Ruyi and got on the bus to the suburban zoo.

"There aren't too many animals outside now, so I'll take you to the zoo to study."

"But, Master, we haven't paid for the ride yet." Sheng Ruyi poked Master's arm.

The driver died staring.

Master: "...let's get out of the car and walk."

The two got out of the car disheartened under the driver's death eyes.The bus drove away, and the bus gave them exhaust fumes.

Sheng Ruyi asked puzzledly: "Master, aren't you the God of Wealth? Why don't you even have money to take the bus?"

"Is it easy for me? I'm not old at the top, but young at the bottom. You little apprentice, you can eat as much as you can. Don't I have to support you with the money I earn." The master sold the tears that didn't exist.

"But Master, you eat more than I do."

The master is fierce: "... Huh. Don't speak ill of the master."

"In short, the feeding class is a shortcut to becoming a god. In ancient times, Han Xiangzi rose to the top after feeding crocodiles, and there were also Buddhas who cut meat to feed eagles and tigers. In short, this subject is very learned. When I was young, I studied it in depth. "Master said seriously.

"Master, what have you researched?"

"The quality of the meat should be good. The skin should be tender. Meat, like the old man I am now, is not willing to take a bite." The master nodded and said very seriously, "You are still young, so hurry up Study this subject, and when you are old, you will miss this subject."

Sheng Ruyi: "..." I suddenly felt that Master was really unreliable.

The two walked and walked, from Qingmen Mountain in the south of the city to the zoo in the north of the city.

There is no money to take the bus, and naturally there is no money to buy tickets.

Master decided to evade the fare.The two jumped directly in from the zoo's enclosure.At this time, the night was dark and the wind was high, and the two were sneaking around.

"Master, are we being too obscene?"

"Little apprentice, do big things regardless of small details. Don't be afraid of being wretched."

The master was persuasive and persuasive, and the apprentice was persuaded.

"Let's go to the Tiger Park first." The two groped in the dark and climbed into the barbed wire fence of the Tiger Park.

A few big orange cats were lying on the ground sleeping, and when they sensed a strange smell, they opened their peasy eyes.

In the pitch black, there are like green searchlights.

The master patted Sheng Ruyi on the shoulder to encourage his apprentice.

"Apprentice, don't be afraid, go up boldly. Soon, you will be eaten."

Sheng Ruyi, who was not comforted at all, said, "...Master, am I still your pro-disciple?"

Encouraged by her master, Sheng Ruyi closed her eyes and boldly rushed into the tiger pile.

Tiger: "..." Who are you?Ugh, that smells really bad.not interested.

The tiger turned over and continued to lie down.

Sheng Ruyi was greatly disappointed: "..." Mouth, isn't he skinny and tender enough?Why don't you want to eat it!My meat is obviously delicious.

Sheng Ruyi was disappointed and licked the tiger to relieve the pressure.

The tiger turned over again, exposing its belly for Sheng Ruyi to touch.

Tiger: So this is a massager sent by humans.Get comfortable and keep going.

Master: "Ah...the tigers are too lazy and not wild. Let's look for crocodiles. There are wild crocodiles in this zoo."

The master grabbed his apprentice, who was reluctant to leave, and went to the wild crocodile sanctuary at the far end of the zoo.

The surface of the water is calm, and the waves are shining under the moonlight.Slowly, one by one crocodiles gradually emerged from the water, as if there were more boulders.

Master adjusted the policy this time.

"The previous breeding work was not well prepared. You wore too many clothes and couldn't lure the prey. This time, you took off the outer clothes and then went into the water to fully lure the prey in all aspects. You are afraid of this group of animals. Don't crocodiles take the bait?"

Sheng Ruyi listened to her master and took off her coat, leaving only a pair of shorts, which felt chilly.

"Go into the water, little apprentice. Apprentice, you go up boldly. Master, I will applaud you from the shore."

Sheng Ruyi got into the water.The cold water made Sheng Ruyi shiver.Sheng Ruyi bravely climbed into the crocodile pile.

Crocodile: "..." Who are you?Ugh, that smells bad.Get out of the way, don't get in the way of the crocodile catching fish.

Sheng Ruyi turned her head, cried and said to his master, "Woooooo! Master, they just won't eat me!"

Master is angry.These ignorant stinky crocodiles.His apprentice doesn't even want to eat something so thin and tender!What else do you want to eat?

The master rushed into the water angrily and fought with the group of crocodiles.

The monitoring room of the zoo.The surveillance staff rubbed their eyes, suspecting that their eyes were blurred, or the video was wrong.

Why did someone in the crocodile group fight with the crocodile?

He quickly called the security personnel.Several security personnel rushed to the crocodile river, only to see the valiant crocodile showing off its might, and the backs of two hurriedly fleeing.

"Master, I'm afraid I won't become a god in this life." Sheng Ruyi said dejectedly, "Do I not look good?"

The master comforts his apprentice.

"I don't blame you. Those crocodiles have no eyesight. How can my apprentice not taste good, hmph. Wait for me to train and teach those ignorant crocodiles."

The master worked hard to tame the crocodile, and soon became the master of the crocodile river.The crocodiles ran away when they saw him, but none of the crocodiles were willing to bite Sheng Ruyi.

In order to comfort his poor little apprentice who had no fish to eat, the master prepared a good meal.

"Good apprentice. Master is looking at the fish in the pot. You go down the mountain to make a pot of wine for Master. Remember, Master is proud today, and today it will be more expensive! I don't want the cheapest one! Don't be too expensive, Master eats it." Great."

"Understood." Sheng Ruyi beckoned, and cheerfully took Master's wine gourd down the mountain.

He is familiar with this mountain path, he has been walking since he was a stone.

Sheng Ruyi went to the canteen at the foot of the mountain to buy a drink, and with the money left over from the drink, she bought a redneck chicken drumstick.

With a flagon hanging on Sheng Ruyi's body, with both hands free, he tore open the fragrant chicken leg, just about to take a bite of the meat.

Suddenly I heard a thud.It was the sound of swallowing saliva.

Sheng Ruyi continued to bite, and gurgled again.

Holding the chicken leg, Sheng Ruyi walked to the grass following the sound, and met a pair of dark eyes.

A dirty little beggar.

It's hard to tell whether it's a boy or a girl. Although she is thin and dirty, she looks pretty, especially with bright eyes.

The little beggar's eyes were fixed on the fragrant chicken leg in Sheng Ruyi's hand.

"You want to eat this?" Sheng Ruyi shook the chicken leg in her hand.

The little beggar was shy and a little scared, and only dared to nod when he saw Sheng Ruyi was also a young boy.

"Let me eat it." Sheng Ruyi handed him the chicken leg.

The little beggar didn't speak, grabbed the chicken legs, gnawed them all, even chewed up the chicken bones and swallowed them all.It seems that I don't know how long I have been hungry.

"Why are you so hungry?" Sheng Ruyi asked, but the little beggar didn't speak.

Sheng Ruyi thought the other party was a little dumb.

At this time, there was a sudden commotion outside, and the voices of several adult male humans came.

Sheng Ruyi noticed that the little beggar's expression changed immediately, and he suddenly became terrified.

"Come in." The little beggar made a hoarse voice.

Sheng Ruyi was pleasantly surprised.It turned out not to be a little dumb.

The little beggar stretched out his skinny hand and pulled Sheng Ruyi into the grass, where they hid together.

"Are they arresting you?" Sheng Ruyi asked.

The little beggar nodded.

At this time, several ferocious dog barks sounded violently.

"This way." Following the sound of the dog barking, several men also walked towards this direction.

"They brought dogs." The little beggar was so skinny that he probably didn't have the strength to escape.

He pushed Sheng Ruyi.

"You go. They are here to arrest me. If you are with me, you will be arrested together." The little beggar's voice was hoarse. At first, he couldn't even speak smoothly, but gradually, it became fluent.

"You don't look too big, run away. It will be too late."

"Catch you!? These scoundrels!" Sheng Ruyi was very angry, and walked out of the grass, scaring the little beggar.

The group of adults who were looking for little beggars saw Sheng Ruyi and then looked at the bushes, knowing that the person was hiding here.

"It doesn't take much effort to get here. Tsk, there's an oil bottle, what should I do with it?" one person asked.

"Catch them together and take them away." Another person said.

Ferocious hounds, a few strong men.And the thin boy in front of him.

Who is strong or weak is clear at a glance.

Then, the strong men were knocked out one by one by the little beggar's amazed eyes.

The little beggar crawled out of the grass, looking even thinner, half of his leg was injured, and he was limping, as if he had escaped from a refugee camp.

"Why are you so good?" Little beggar Xing Xing looked at Sheng Ruyi.

Sheng Ruyi had never been admired so much before, and she was so proud that she even raised her non-existent tail.

"Of course, I'm that good." He said proudly.