The cannon fodder of quick time travel, he is beautiful, strong and miserable

Han Yu kissed his lips, "Because of the toxin in my body, if I have sex with you, I'm afraid the toxin will affect you."

Shen Yan was stunned, "Does this poison still affect ghosts?"

Han Yu nodded, "Baby, touch your husband, he is so swollen, he wants to love you so much."

He's full of shitty words again.

Shen Yan was speechless, and kicked him again, "You fucking didn't explain earlier, I had to be angry to explain, I thought you couldn't do it."

"It's a man who can't say no, and my husband is very good at it. After my husband is detoxified, let's come here for ten days and a half months to ensure that the baby is satisfied."

"..."

Scared, Shen Yan turned away to avoid him, "I think we should sleep in separate beds."

"No! I can't sleep without my baby."

"It's none of my business whether I like to sleep or not."

"Baby, how can you pull it out? Hang Wuqing~"

Shen Yan couldn't bear to pinch him, "Can you fucking talk well?"

Han Yu hissed and nodded quickly, "Yes, yes, yes!"

I'm in a big trough, I miss the cold and abstinent dog man, the dog man in this life is full of flirtatious words and I won't say anything, and I'm still fucking weird!

The 1.9-meter strong man pretends to be weak and talk to you, Ma De, I will spit out the overnight meal.

"Baby actually dislikes me, huh..." The last huh didn't finish, because Han Yu received Shen Yan's murderous eyes.

After returning to normal in an instant, Han Yu stretched out his hand to tug at him, "Cough, well, baby, let's do gymnastics."

"You are fucking dissatisfied with running the train, are you uncomfortable?"

Han Yu chuckled, and a deep and magnetic voice came out, inexplicably seductive, "This is clearly a sign of my love for you."

Shen Yan snorted coldly and didn't bother to pay attention to him, and was about to get up, when he was grabbed by his waist and pulled into his arms, and then he turned over and pressed him down, and kept rubbing against him.

"Baby, help me." The man's voice was low and hoarse, filled with forbearable desire.

Shen Yan grabbed his hand and said with a light smile, "Honey, your hand will get rusty if you don't use it."

"No, I want my baby to help me, okay, huh?"

The magnetic and melodious ending sound rose, making Shen Yan's body numb.

Seeing that Han Yu was holding his hand and was about to fall down, Shen Yan sneered and kicked him, "It's a good idea, do it yourself."

"I don't want to be beautiful, I just want you."

"piss off."

"No."

The two couldn't stop twisting, and neither would let the other.

After a while, with a bang, the bed... collapsed.

The movement startled Cheng Hong, but he didn't dare to go in directly, so he could only knock on the door and ask, "Sir, are you all right?"

There was a dead silence inside, just when Cheng Hong thought something serious happened, the door suddenly opened, Shen Yan saw him and smiled, "It's okay, the bed just collapsed."

That's it?

Cheng Hong started to gossip, and curiously stretched his neck to look in, and was shocked for a moment, good guy, they played very well, and the bed could collapse.

Niu B Brass.

Noticing that his husband was still sitting in the middle of the collapsed bed, Cheng Hong couldn't help laughing out loud, and when the gloomy gaze swept over him, he quickly tightened his neck and pretended not to see it.

"Cough...then what, you go on, I'm going to sleep, I promise to sleep soundly, and I won't disturb you."

After speaking, Cheng Hong quickly slipped away.

Shen Yan just wanted to explain, but seeing him disappear, he could only sigh helplessly.

After closing the door, turning around and looking at Han Yu, Shen Yan smiled, "What about this bed?"

Han Yu said with a blank expression, "Tomorrow, someone will fix it."

Shen Yan couldn't stop laughing, tears came out from the laughter.

Seeing him smile, Han Yu's face darkened, "Come here."

"Hahahaha...I...haha...I don't." Restraining his laughter, Shen Yan waved at him, "You always solve the problem of sleeping by yourself, I can sleep anywhere, let's go first."

"How dare you!" Han Yu got up and wanted to catch him, but Shen Yan ran fast and disappeared instantly.

"Shen, Yan!" Han Yu gritted his teeth and called out his name.

But Shen Yan couldn't hear it anymore, he was running to lie down on the roof and continued counting the stars.

Suddenly there was a gust of wind, and there was a strange fragrance in the wind.

Curious, Shen Yan slipped out of the yard to search around, and when he was about to turn a corner, a translucent female ghost bumped into him.

The two ghosts collided, and the female ghost fell down weakly touching her face. Shen Yan quickly pulled her up.

Do you think there will be love in a dog blood drama?

Ran and egg.

Shen Yan asked her: "Do you have a celestial master covering you?"

The female ghost shyly shook her head, "I don't have any."

Shen Yan suddenly slapped her down, "Without you, you dare to bump into me, I'm protected by a celestial master, what a shame!"

Shen Yan floated away, but the female ghost was still lying on the ground in a mess.

After a few seconds, the female ghost finally regained consciousness, he didn't play cards according to the routine! ! !Incomprehensible bastard!

After walking around without finding anything unusual, Shen Yan went back to the yard, and as soon as he entered, he saw Han Yu standing at the door and staring at him.

"Why aren't you sleeping?" Shen Yan floated closer to him.

Han Yu smelled the fragrance of female powder on his body, his face was gloomy, and his tone became more serious, "Where are you going to fool around again?"

Shen Yan was surprised, and asked without answering: "Are you murdering me?"

"Okay, the love has faded, right? You dare to kill me if you don't ask indiscriminately! You really don't love me anymore. You have a dog outside, right?"

Han Yu: "...??"

"What are you staring at? You dare to stare at me. You're going to kill me. Cheng, I've already thought about where you'll be buried. Dogs don't even want to live!"

Shen Yan took out the sharpened knife again, "Tell me, how do you want to die."

Han Yu: "..."

Seeing his aggressive appearance, Han Yu didn't even dare to take a deep breath, let alone angry.

The situation where the enemy is strong and we are weak makes him hard to guard against.

"Say! Do you not love me anymore!" Shen Yan roared angrily.

Han Yu originally wanted to revive Fu Gang, but suddenly a knife was placed on his neck, and he hurriedly said with a smile: "How is it possible, baby, I love you the most, be obedient, let's put down the knife first."

Shen Yan put away the knife with a cold snort, "It counts as your knowledge."

Seeing him enter the room, Han Yu took a deep breath, the ancients do not deceive me, this man's temper is no less than that of a woman.

Just as he was about to step into the house, Han Yu suddenly felt something was wrong.

No, shouldn't he be angry at the beginning?Why did the situation turn so suddenly that he didn't care?

This clever little devil!

Han Yu closed the door and went in, dragged him into his arms and kissed him, Shen Yan couldn't help twisting his body to resist, "I can't breathe!"

"You're so slippery with preemptive strikes, you've fooled me."

Seeing him come back to his senses, Shen Yan sneered, "So-so, third in the world."

"Heh," Han Yu patted his butt fiercely, and found that the touch was good and continued to knead, "Don't try to coax it, say, where did you get the smell from?"

Shen Yan: "A female ghost accidentally bumped into me."

"The road is so wide, why did she bump into you?"

"It hit a corner, how can I avoid it."

"I think you don't want to hide, what does the female ghost look like, does it suit your taste?"

Shen Yan was speechless, "Can you stop making trouble for no reason?"

"Okay, you're starting to dislike me, right? You really don't love me anymore. There are dogs out there, right?"

"...??"

This trick is very familiar.

Seeing his resentment against his husband, Shen Yan was amused, "You're going to steal your teacher, right? Don't use my words to scold me."

Han Yu sneered, "Why, you are allowed to play that set and I am not allowed to play?"

"Don't be so fucking weird, I'll beat up that female ghost, she doesn't even deserve to carry your shoes, my husband is so handsome, I only have eyes for you."

Shen Yan's coaxing directly coaxed Han Yu's heart.

[Blackening value: 23, favorability: 96. 】

Shen Yan raised his eyebrows, the dog man really likes this set.

His feet were a little itchy, Shen Yan saw that he was touching his feet again, so he stretched out his feet and kicked him, but he avoided him, and then... the dog reached out to touch his collarbone and hands again.

Shen Yan, the raving foreign goods store, couldn't bear it anymore, "You can just control your fucking feet, but you still need to control your collarbones and hands?"

Han Yu smiled lowly, "I'm still leg control, but in fact I'm not control, I'm just pure lust."

Shen Yan: "..." He's still fucking self-aware.

Seeing him touching non-stop, Shen Yan couldn't bear to pinch him, "Do you not want those hands anymore?"

Han Yu let him pinch without changing his expression, "Yes, I must, I have to save this hand for my precious sex."

Hold!Show off!

Shen Yan couldn't beat him, turned over and wrapped the quilt tightly, and suddenly found that the bed had been repaired, and asked in surprise, "Who repaired it?"

"Cheng Hong."

"Tsk, he still has this skill."

"He didn't. I threatened him with a kitchen knife."

Shen Yan: "..." Big brother is awesome.

After yawning, Shen Yan was very sleepy, and his body was touched and set on fire. In desperation, Shen Yan turned her head and kissed him on the lips, coaxing: "Honey, let's go to bed, shall we?"

Han Yu was overjoyed with this trick, so he hugged him tightly, "Okay, daughter-in-law."

Shen Yan secretly rolled his eyes, turned around and wanted to fall asleep, Han Yu forcefully turned his body around, and hugged him tightly face to face.

Shen Yan couldn't hold back, and rolled his big eyes in front of him.

Han Yu lowered his head and kissed his eyelids, "My wife is so cute even rolling her eyes."

"..." Speechless.

The next day.

Cheng Hong stayed up all night and didn't get up, which meant that no one was cooking. Shen Yan's stomach was a bottomless pit, he was hungry but never full.

When it was time for dinner, Shen Yan was really hungry, so he poked Han Yu, "How about we go out to eat delicious food?"

Han Yu pinched his hand and joked, "Okay, but I don't have any money."

Shen Yan smiled, "That's okay, I can go alone."

Han Yu: "..."

In the end, he didn't go there, Shen Yan was excited and wanted to go to the kitchen to tinker, Han Yu thought to himself, baby cooks with his own hands, no matter what he cooks, he will eat it with dignity.

But when Shen Yan brought the so-called cold crab, when Han Yu stretched his chopsticks towards the crab, it caught his chopsticks.

Han Yu: "..." Damn, how can I say this.

Shen Yan brought another plate of cold salad, Han Yu looked at it and almost had a heart attack, "What is this?"

"Cold cucumber, can't you see it?"

"I can see it, but why did you cut it into three pieces?"

"I saw that the pieces in the recipe were too small, and they were not enough to fit between the teeth, so I cut them in half, which is easy to hold and full."

Han Yu: "..." You are beautiful and you are right.

But he really couldn't stop talking, especially that crab, jumping around fucking.

"Baby, do you think that the crab should be shot first?"

Shen Yan glanced at the crabs, only to find that they were not dead. He directly picked up the cucumber and patted it down. The crab was dead, but the cucumber was not broken.

Han Yu: "...!!" Made of iron?Terrible!Who the hell would dare to eat this!