Sand Sculpture Overlord's thousand-layer routine

But after a few minutes, Jiang Yan didn't fall asleep, and holding back his breath, he opened the dialog box and typed a string of words aggressively:

[Appreciation of Human Aesthetics]: I am Jiang Yan. [Pig cute.jpg]

He sighed.

It is impossible to be angry, and it is impossible to be angry in this life. Only by licking once in a while can we maintain our life like this.

But this time, Jiang Peiliang was not slow to return:

[Jiang Peiliang]: Oh.

Jiang Yan wished he could pick out the word "oh" on the screen and eat it in hot pot.

He was still holding back when the notification sounded again:

[Jiang Peiliang]: Are you back?

["Jiang Peiliang" patted "Appreciation of Human Aesthetics"]

Jiang Yan: "..."

He looked at the line of system prompts at the bottom, and inexplicably felt the pain of being hit in his head.

This is, big brother's love!

[Appreciation of Human Aesthetics]: Come back soon~

Liang Xishi was just about to exchange a few more words about the event with Jiang Yan, but when he looked in the rearview mirror, he accidentally caught a glimpse of Mr. Jiang's mouth flying up.

He frowned, and pretended to tease: "President Xiao Jiang, why are you so happy all of a sudden?"

He had never seen this expression on Jiang Yan's face before, but instead saw it every day on the face of his high school student sister whom he fell in love with early.

No way?

Mr. Jiang knows that he keeps himself clean now, but it is still a bit surprising to go directly to the pure love channel... Maybe he thinks too much.

Liang Xishi was still thinking about it, but Jiang Yan didn't answer his question, instead he said abruptly: "Manager Liang, do you have a date?"

Liang Xishi instantly became vigilant: "No. What's wrong, Mr. Jiang?"

"I was thinking, you are old and young." Jiang Yan said kindly: "It is time to have someone to accompany, otherwise the New Year will be so lonely."

Liang Xizhi: "...you don't need to worry about this, Mr. Jiang."

"Oh, that's right." Jiang Yan leaned back, and said quietly: "The children and grandchildren have their own blessings..."

Liang Xizhi: "?"

He couldn't help but put more effort on the steering wheel.

Mr. Jiang—he really never suffers from his words.

On the day before New Year's Day, both the streets and the office buildings were full of excitement about the upcoming holiday, and among them, Xiangjing Entertainment was the most prominent:

"Is this notice sent correctly? It's really three days? No rest??"

"Bonuses will be given out at the party, and after the event, we will have dinner at the Longyin Pavilion next door...not to mention anything else, Mr. Jiang will hang himself!!"

"It seems that the organization department said that Mr. Jiang will come this time? It's a pity, the main reason is that the sex card is too dead..."

The employees were very happy when they learned that they left work early on the afternoon of the 31st, and they worked extremely seriously.

When Jiang Yan inspected the company with his hands behind his back, he even went to the newcomer training room at the bottom, where the young men and women were working hard for their future with solemn faces. The enthusiasm to set sail.

Jiang Yan was like a poor parent who watched his little boy finally start to study hard, and said with relief: "Next year will definitely be better."

Liang Xishi reminded him from the side: "President Xiao Jiang, the cost of training new employees is very high, and the company is still in a state of negative expenditure. You..."

"I know." Jiang Yan had a serious face, clenched his fists and said, "But no matter how poor you are, you can't afford education, and no matter how hard you are, you can't suffer children! These are all necessary."

Liang Xizhi only dared to say yes.

"And," Liang Xishi said again, "Jingshi's new manager sent a message saying that he hopes to meet again sometime."

Jiang Yan: "Don't say bad things about Chinese New Year."

Liang Xizhi: "?"

"Anyway, nine times out of ten, he is looking for someone again." Jiang Yan said expressionlessly, "Don't be so young, how could you fall in love so early? He doesn't even think about it."

Liang Xizhi: "..."

Weird parenthood added.jpg

Jiang Yan walked around the company with his belly full, and listened to the year-end work reports of several executives who were beaming. Not long after, it was almost time for the party, and the auditorium suddenly burst into lively singing.

But he didn't participate, and hid in the corner with his mobile phone in his hand, chatting with his brother on wechat.

The last time I went back, although Jiang Peiliang still had no expression on his face, he still chatted with him a few words, very ordinary topics, without impatience, and didn't tell him not to come closer.

Jiang Yan had a small plan in his mind, and he started to climb along the pole, sending him a few messages when he had something to do. The speed of the elder brother's reply was variable, sometimes very fast, sometimes it took several hours to reply to him, but.

But anyway, he will reply to every one!

Jiang Yan thought, probably it's the New Year, and the eldest brother has been in a good mood recently.

[Appreciation of Human Body Aesthetics]: Brother, where are you celebrating the New Year tonight? [Pig runny nose.jpg]

The young people on the stage began to sing, dance, play the erhu, Jiang Yan put down his phone, and cheered for them with a serious face. It was not until he was about to go to the dinner party that he received a message from Jiang Peiliang.

[Jiang Peiliang]: At home.

Jiang Yan: "Hee hee."

Liang Xishi who was driving: "..."

He must have heard it wrong.

At the beginning of the dinner party, considering that he was still the boss, the atmosphere was still quite calm, until Xiao Xu'an defied the law, and the first one came over to toast with sparkling eyes. The atmosphere warmed up.

They were all young people, laughing and laughing energetically. Liang Xishi and Bie Le were sitting on the left and right of Jiangyan, one was eating small bites, and the other was more reliable——

"Mr. Jiang." Liang Xishi reminded him as usual: "Don't drink too much, lest you get a stomachache."

Jiang Yan smacked his lips and said, "Understood."

He was insulated from wine in his previous life, but he tasted it just now and found that the wine was not as good as Wangzai's milk; the wine was astringent, the baijiu choked, and the beer was frothy.

As for why not change to Wangzai milk?

Jiang Yan took the toast from the little opera girl and finished it expressionlessly, thinking.

It is said that the boss is standard, ten out of ten are not pouring a thousand cups, domineering and calm on the wine table, and ten out of ten have stomach piercing, only in front of the female (male) lead can he show his vulnerable side .

Usually this type of overlord is paired with a little wife who can wash her hands and make soup with the ball. Jiang Yan imagined his elder brother cooking in an apron, and immediately thought it was better to forget it.

He thought, but he didn't have that kind of luck.

Liang Xishi had heard about the legend of young master Jiang's wine shop, so he let down his vigilance for a while. He didn't drink, but went to eat his own; When he became Wang Laoji, he became unconscious and fell asleep like a leather sofa.

Jiang Yan was lucid, with a good complexion, and he didn't even forget to say hello: "Manager Liang, here, hiccup, put a blanket on Bie Le, or you'll catch a cold."

Liang Xishi helped Bie Le to lie down on the sofa, and just about to come back to the sandwich, he heard a muffled sound from above, and the hot atmosphere froze for a moment, and everyone turned their eyes over.

Jiang Yan tilted his body, closed his eyes, and fell leisurely, becoming the second unconscious leather sofa after Bie Le.

Liang Xizhi: "..."

What about Legend of the Tavern? ! !

Chairman Jiang told him not to let Mr. Jiang get drunk...

He looked at Jiang Yan's seat in disbelief, and there were three cups placed on top of it, one for white, one for red, and one for beer. The amount of each cup was not the same.

... Good guy, let's play drumming and passing flowers here.

Liang Xizhi was helpless, so he could only gently press close to his ear, and called out, "Mr. Jiang? Mr. Jiang?"

Jiang Yan broke free from the sofa for a moment, and said drunkenly: "I, go home."

Liang Xizhi: "What? Go home?"

Jiang Yan blushed: "Mmm, mmm..."

Helpless, Liang Xishi had no choice but to tell the staff to keep playing, and dragged the head and right guardian out of the house with one hand.

He was driving in front of the cold wind, and the two people in the back were lying together, silent, with red faces, and they were surprisingly similar in both posture and expression.

Liang Xishi thought, fortunately, Boss Jiang and Bie Le's wines are both good, at least they didn't get drunk—

"Guardian Zuo! Look!!" Jiang Yan yelled suddenly from the back seat: "Look, look at the sky!!"

Liang Xishi was shocked: "What's wrong??"

"Wow!!" Jiang Yan opened his mouth exaggeratedly: "Why are pigs flying?"

Liang Xizhi: "Boss Xiao Jiang, you're mistaken. Hey, don't stick your head out, don't have fun!"

"Really, boss!" Bie Le's eyes were full of simplicity and unconditional trust in the boss: "There are really pigs flying!!"

"It's so strange." Jiang Yan frowned in confusion.

Liang Xizhi was a little relieved, at least the person who was speaking strangely knew that he was strange, so he heard Jiang Yan say: "Now that it's Chinese New Year, pork is so expensive, how could someone be willing to fly pigs in the sky? Wouldn't he eat them? "

Liang Xizhi: "..."

He hates it so much!

It was already late at night, Liang Xishi finally sent Jiang Yan to Jiang's house, and when he rang the doorbell, he felt so tired that he was about to collapse.

The door opened, and Jiang Peiliang stood there, looking at him expressionlessly.

Liang Xishi immediately bowed politely and said, "President Jiang."

Jiang Peiliang frowned: "Drunk?"

The boss on his back, who seemed to have just flown down from the sky, was still silent just now, and when he heard Jiang Peiliang's voice, he immediately jumped over like a swallow returning to his nest: "Brother!"

Liang Xizhi subconsciously went to help him, but he saw Jiang Peiliang neatly holding him firmly in his arms, and his broad palms covered Jiang Yan's undulating back, and patted him.

"Thank you." Jiang Peiliang nodded to him a little coldly: "Please work overtime."

Jiang Yan stuffed his head directly into his eldest brother's neck, reeking of alcohol, Jiang Peiliang only turned his head away slightly, but did not stop it.

"It's okay." Liang Xishi clenched his fingers and said with a forced smile, "Then I'll leave first."

In the middle of the night, Jiang Miao and Jiang Erchao were outside, Jiang's father and Jiang's mother had already fallen asleep, and they were the only two in the whole house.

Jiang Peiliang put the quiet Jiang Yan lightly on the sofa, his nose was filled with the smell of alcohol, and his brows frowned even tighter.

trouble.

Jiang Yan's face was flushed, he smashed his mouth, and closed his eyes and shouted: "Brother."

Jiang Peiliang didn't respond, and pinched his younger brother's cheek with a cold face.

It's cute when it's quiet.

When he was about to reach out to take off Jiang Yan's coat, suddenly, the sleeping Jiang Yan suddenly opened his eyes and grabbed his hand!

Jiang Peiliang struggled a bit, but didn't break free.

Jiang Yan and his big eyes met small eyes, as the saying goes, Jiu Zhuang is cowardly, but this time he didn't receive the warning in his elder brother's eyes at all. Instead, he became more frustrated and courageous, and he opened his mouth and said, "Hi! Wife!"

Jiang Peiliang: "..."

Do you start talking crazy when you're drunk?

Jiang Yan didn't care whether his wife responded or not, instead he stood up abruptly, rocked back and forth on the sofa a few times, and proudly announced: "I'm a very good overbearing president!"

Jiang Peiliang looked at him from bottom to top.

"And it will be even better next year!" Jiang Yan said with pride, "My goal is to dominate the total standard allocation of 300 billion!!"

Jiang Peiliang said coldly: "Sit down when you're crazy enough, I won't send you to the hospital if you fall on your head."

"Oh." Jiang Yan sat down obediently.

He suddenly said, "I want to watch TV."

Jiang Peiliang: "What TV are you watching at night?"

"I want to see the animal world." Jiang Yan recited emotionally: "Spring is here, this is the season for animals to live..."

Jiang Peiliang ignored him, so he jumped off the sofa angrily, turned on the TV, accurately tuned to the Animal World channel, squatted in front of the TV, and watched the tiger's butt with 4K picture quality on the big screen attentively.

Jiang Peiliang folded his hands and looked at him coldly, Jiang Yan huddled into a ball, and admired sincerely while watching: "Okay, okay!"

"Have you had enough trouble?" Jiang Pei said sarcastically, "Don't wake up tomorrow morning and deny it."

Jiang Yan continued to concentrate.

Jiang Peiliang didn't bother to care about him, so he just bent down, picked up the Jiangyan dumpling, and was about to throw him into his room.

Jiang Yan was taken away, still hanging his head and muttering: "I want to see..."

Jiang Peiliang remained motionless, as if the weight of Jiang Yan did not exist, and walked steadily forward.

Suddenly, Jiang Yan looked up at him, lowered his voice, and said seriously: "Brother, I have a new year's wish, can you help me realize it?"

Jiang Peiliang lowered his eyes slightly, and said indifferently, "Say it."

Jiang Yan: "You promise me first."

Jiang Peiliang: "To answer your last question, no."

Jiang Yan choked for a moment, but still insisted on his spirit of being shameless at the moment, and carried out the principle of rushing to get things done, and said firmly with his eyes:

"Can you... let me touch your ass?"

Jiang Peiliang: "?"