Sand Sculpture Overlord's thousand-layer routine

Jiang Peiliang didn't reply for a long time, Jiang Yan had no choice but to add another sentence calmly:

[Appreciation of Human Body Aesthetics]: I'm sorry, brother, accidentally? I made a mistake... [猪猪哭.jpg]

[Jiang Peiliang]: Cut it with a knife?

Jiang Yan looked at these three words, but felt that he was able to make up Jiang Peiliang's expression and movements. He was shocked by the remote freezing, and quickly replied:

[Appreciation of Human Body Aesthetics]: Money must be spent wisely, how much can you save? Find another 100 people? Just cut me off? Save two hundred.

Jiang Peiliang suddenly became silent again, and Jiang Yan put his phone into his pocket anxiously, when he suddenly heard the notification tone of WeChat, he took a closer look:

[Jiang Peiliang] sent you a red envelope [Jiang Peiliang]: I'll give you two hundred, don't bother me?

Jiang Yan: "?"

Big brother, you are really my big brother.

But he? Can? Say what? He? Can only? Collect the money silently, and then humbly reply "Thank you".

Jiang Yan sat on the desk with a drooping face, frightened for almost 10 minutes with irregular heart rhythm, and comforted himself in his heart, Big Brother must have not seen it, and there is no need to worry about trivial matters.

When he "finally calmed down" and continued to carry out his master business, he didn't know that Jiang Peiliang, who was far away, switched to a very familiar web page, and followed the prompts to register a Weibo account with a blank expression. .

He? Didn't use his real name, but? He entered a string of garbled characters at random, and soon, Jiang Peiliang's screen appeared on the screen exactly like Jiang Yan——

Big? Sauce bones? Super words.

Jiang Peiliang frowned slightly, a little daze appeared in his indifferent eyes.

Jiang Yan just shared it with him...

That's right.

Jiang Peiliang paused for a moment, then entered the content that was withdrawn by Jiang Yan without any expression.

"The launching ceremony of "The Green Years" will be this afternoon, and the dinner with the partner company will be around six in the evening." Liang Xishi asked politely: "Mr. Jiang, have you selected the list of artists?"

"I didn't choose." Jiang Yan said: "They? They elected them on their own? They submitted the list to me."

Listen to him? With that said, Liang Xishi couldn't help being a little surprised.

This was Xiang Jing's first opportunity for a newcomer to make his mark. They thought they were going to compete for the first time, but they didn't expect it to be resolved so smoothly. It was a bit unbelievable.

Jiang Yan took out the list and said seriously: "

But I also adjusted it a little..."

"Indeed." Liang Xishi hastily flattered him with high EQ: "After all, you know the characters and attributes of the company's artists better."

"...The ratio of male to female has been adjusted to one to one." After Jiang Yan finished speaking, he raised his head in some doubts: "What did you just say?"

Liang Xizhi: "?"

Mr. Jiang's side job is not the top of the entertainment industry, but the Employment Sex Discrimination Supervision Team, right?

Jiang Yan looked at him with a delicate expression, misunderstood what he meant, and said calmly, "It's okay, everything will happen."

The radishes are equal to each other, and they will be irrigated with nutrient solution.

"...Okay." Liang Xizhi responded with some difficulty, and brought up the matter before: "President Xiao Jiang, do you need to deal with the matter mentioned by the public relations department last time?"

It took Jiang Yan two seconds to react before he remembered that what they were talking about was the big bang bone a few days ago, and suddenly he was a little inexplicable: "What are you dealing with?"

Liang Xizhi asked him back: "Have you read it?"

Since the public relations department mentioned it, he also secretly turned on the trumpet to read it, and was immediately frightened by the content inside. He jumped into the dragon's gate, his head and the bedside cabinet were almost directly physically pierced through the mold, and the thrill was even Ubisoft. After reading it, I have to send an offer on the spot.

... If nothing else, it's his big brother Jiang Peiliang! !This is deformed love! !

Although the name is very hidden and the amount of retweeting outside is not high, but if this is seen by Director Jiang who is gradually learning to surf the Internet, it will inevitably be big? The young master will be hurt for a hundred days.

What's more, the little girl now is really... so young, she is so young, and some descriptions in it make him, a big man, look a little red-faced.

Just as Liang Xizhi was thinking this way, he heard Jiang Yan's calm voice: "Look."

Liang Xishi pursed his lips, and asked tentatively, "Then what do you think?"

"It's pretty good." Jiang Yan said calmly, "I suggest you go and read the "Eternal Life Flower" if you have time."

Liang Xizhi: "?"

When Jiang Yan saw him, he didn't say anything for a long time. He looked up suspiciously, and found that Liang Xishi was frowning and staring at him with disbelieving eyes. The eyes were full of complexities, including shock, suspicion, and anger, as if he? On the spot, she transformed into the secretary of the Yanghuzi Village in the 70s, and she herself was the female educated youth who was caught not obeying women's morals.

Jiang Yan choked for a moment: "What's wrong?"

Liang Xishi swallowed, and said heavily: "President Xiao Jiang, people can't do it, at least not."

Jiang Yan: "..."

You talk too much!

And our eldest brother is not a real brother, so why not?

"Go, go." Jiang Yan drove the ignorant Guardian Zuo out of the house, and said with a blank expression, "What do you know?"

A little girl from a family is willing to spend time and energy for free? Writing fanart? Articles? Drawing fan?pictures, he?Report it to the anti-pornography and non-existence to let it go? In the meantime, put the whole topic until nothing grows.

He? He is a writer himself, of course he knows how difficult it is, and he is in a hurry to bring the fruits of other people's labor to a pot. Isn't this a waste of time? Why don't you send more to your eldest brother when you have this time? A few harassing text messages.

Being pushed by Jiang Yan, Liang Xishi walked away with three steps and three turns. When the door was closed, Jiang Yan sat back on the desk and gnawed the big sauce bone again with relish.

Speaking of which, in the past two days, I don't know why I can't see the big brother.

Jiang Yan thought, the refresh of Jiang Peiliang's fixed position is probably a Schrödinger state, sometimes it is there, sometimes it is not, and it comes out frequently? It also comes with anger debuff, if this is regarded as love and big brother? Playing, I guess it’s still the kind of hidden NPC that randomly increases the favorability value by 1 point if you don’t give it, and directly deducts 999.

Him? It's too difficult!

Jiang Yan thought so, but when he went back to have lunch, he happened to catch Jiang Peiliang who didn't know what kind of strange debuff he had, and he went up and shouted confidently: "Brother!"

By the way, he came back from time to time? Of course, he ate to squat in Jiang Peiliang, but there was also a very important reason——

Being thrifty is a blessing, and food money is also money.

But Jiang Peiliang turned his head and took a look, it was very rare that there were no birds.

Jiang Yan suddenly started to think again, thinking about what he had done in the past few days, and made sure that he didn't do anything wrong except asking the elder brother to help him cut a knife, so he blinked and moved closer : "Big? Brother? Brother? Brother..."

"It's so noisy." Jiang Peiliang looked straight ahead and frowned slightly: "Don't get so close."

Jiang Yizhao, who was eavesdropping with a dark face beside him, suddenly felt relieved physically and mentally, and let out a breath slowly.

Look, Jiang Yan is not much better than him.

But how could such a small wind and waves make Jiang Yan deterred, he pushed his butt down beside Jiang Peiliang, and whistled nonchalantly.

Jiang Peiliang looked at him coldly: "Sit beside me."

Jiang Yan: "The view from here is good."

Dare, he? There is a great light!

Jiang Yi turned his black face and laughed, and the newspapers were shaking. He already thought about how Big Brother would throw this stinky and shameless follower aside——

Jiang Peiliang: "..."

Jiang Peiliang turned his eyes away.

Jiang Peiliang didn't speak any more.

Jiang Yichao: "?"

Brother? Can you say something? !Why silence! !Why! !He? Don't understand! !

Jiang Yan sat down and continued to peek at Big Brother's movements, but Jiang Peiliang remained motionless as if in a trance, which even made Jiang Yan feel that his body was a little stiff.

Big Brother? What's wrong?

The TV in front of me is broadcasting news again. Today’s special session is to introduce the cheongsam culture. All kinds of elegant or gorgeous cheongsams appear alternately on the screen. The camera stays on a short gorgeous red cheongsam for a long time , the host? Constantly praised it for its well-made and perfect tailoring, which can highlight the soft body curves, and the embroidery on the top? The mandarin ducks playing in the water are extremely exquisite. Cool profile.

Jiang Yan: "..."

Is it him? Is he hallucinating? Why is the base of the big brother's ears red.

Why facing a cheongsam...

Jiang Yan turned his head in disbelief and looked at Jiang Peiliang.

He? Didn't get it wrong, the back of the big brother's ear was stained with a thin layer of red, which was very obvious on his fair skin.

Before Jiang Yan arrived, he had time to be shocked, when he heard the cool voice of the elder brother in his ears: "Are you sorry again?"

Jiang Yan instantly recalled the painful memory of being squeezed so hard that his saliva could barely contain it, and quickly turned his head back as quietly as a chicken.

The host was still broadcasting enthusiastically, and the silence among the three of them was extremely quiet. Jiang Peiliang gritted his teeth invisibly and exhaled.

He glanced at the people beside him indiscriminately. Jiang Yan was obediently focusing on watching TV, with the tip of his nose slightly raised on the side of his face, his lips were soft and thin, and he looked obedient as hell.

...doesn't look like a nuisance at all.

Just when he was about to leave, suddenly, a gentle and unconscious humming came out of Jiang Yan's throat like a clear spring:

"My sister's face is red and round, as if the apple is in autumn~"

Jiang Peiliang: "?"

Jiang Yan was singing unrestrainedly, when he was slapped hard on the back of his head suddenly, he was shocked and immediately stopped talking.

Oh grass! !

Jiang Yan looked at Jiang Pei's cold and handsome face, quickly displaying his traditional performing arts, and said with deep pain, "Brother, I'm sorry!"

But the big brother didn't want to listen to their explanation, so the big brother turned around and left sullenly after he patted his big head.

Jiang Yan touched his head bitterly, feeling a buzzing sound.

It's okay, the favorability value hasn't been cleared yet, so they can still do it!

Jiang Yichao looked at them from the side. For some reason, although Jiang Yan was the one who was beaten, they always felt like an outsider. In the movie of the three of them, they seemed to have no name.

The joys and sorrows of human beings seem to be never connected, but he understands it, really understands it.

Suddenly, there was a soft knock on the door of the room, and Jiang Peiliang went back and forth for the first time. He seemed to have answered a phone call, and said coldly to Jiang Yan, "Go get the courier."

Jiang Yan was sad and happy at the same time, he couldn't sit still, and was overjoyed: "What? Big? Brother, did you buy me anything?"

Couldn't it really be Big Brother resupplying his Zanzibar Revolution Day gift in Tanzania? !

Sure enough, they knew that although the eldest brother was not showing any signs of expression on the surface, and even slapped him on the back of the head with his ears, the degree of favorability of the eldest brother towards them was actually above the average level, almost on the verge of breaking the chart!

Jiang Peiliang paused for a moment, expressionless: "You'll know when you look at it."

Jiang Yan smiled brightly: "Surprise? I understand, I understand."

Oh big brother, I knew it as soon as I opened my mouth, the old tsundere is gone.

He excitedly took a few steps forward and took the courier. It turned out to be a heavy and big box, which was tightly wrapped and could not be unloaded even after more than ten kilograms.

Jiang Yan thought it might be a ton of Maserati coupons that his elder brother had cut for him. He suppressed his excitement, and he opened it quickly with great effort, only to find that there were neat books in the box. The famous books lined up, with a small message card on top:

[Children from Jiangyan]: Thank you for purchasing 100 volumes of must-read classics for teenagers. This is a gift carefully selected by your brother for you. He? Hope——

Below this sentence is a horizontal line, which must be the content of the message card that the website allows buyers to fill in on their own, and at this moment, there is a sentence filled with Pei flavor:

"Successfully cleanse your heart?spirit in reading :)"

Jiang Yan: "..."

His fingers trembling slightly while holding the message card, although he didn't dare to turn his head back, he could still feel the cold and piercing eyes of the elder brother cast on his thin back, he was like a yellow leaf, In the cold wind of Jiang Peiliang, he swayed pitifully.

Sure enough, Big Brother still saw what was withdrawn yesterday.

Jiang Yan swallowed.

This time it's...

Really, really dying.

The author has something to say: Kid from Jiangyan: If you keep going, you can eat chicken :)