Sand Sculpture Overlord's thousand-layer routine

In the end, Jiang Miao failed to go.

In the intense anger of being betrayed, she resorted to tricks such as burning jade and stone, thinking that even if she was going to die, she would drag the river into the water; after it didn't work, she even used tricks such as urination escape, in a very disgraceful way? The way to keep his dog's head.

"Dad," Jiang Miao said, clutching her stomach, "I suddenly feel my stomach hurts, do I have appendicitis?"

Father Jiang was taken aback: "Why did it suddenly start to hurt?"

"Miaomiao, how could this be?" Jiang Yichao posted it with concern on his face: "But I remember your appendix was cut off directly after meals when you were a teenager, how could you still have appendicitis? ? Why do I think it's prostatitis?"

"..." Jiang Miao was startled, subconsciously said: "It is indeed possible."

"Laughing." Jiang Yichao said, "You don't have a prostate at all."

Jiang Miao: "?"

In fact, Jiang Yichao's IQ will produce a buff from time to time, making him a little smarter for a short time; but it is also very obvious that this buff will only appear when he wants to hurt his family.

Father Jiang coughed and didn't want to talk about whether Jiang Miao had a prostate or not, so he said seriously, "Or I'll go to you."

Jiang Yizhao trained well in the lightning and flint? He bent down and said, "I have prostatitis."

Father Jiang: "..."

Why do you always have trouble with the prostate this early in the morning? ?

"Forget it." Jiang's father was very disappointed, so he had to say to Jiang Peiliang: "You take Xiaoyan with you? Go, remember how much? Communicate with Uncle Sun, preferably more? I need some contact information to come back."

Jiang Peiliang frowned slightly, feeling that his father's way of speaking was a bit strange.

"Cough." Jiang's father winked, and said in a low voice: "I told you before, Xiao Sun, just came back from school recently, just right? He is from the same school as yours, and he looks decent, so you can go have a look……"

He was still thinking about it, but Jiang Peiliang didn't pay attention to the front of him, but looked down without any trace.

Jiang Yan, who was standing beside him, lowered his head, quietly. He couldn't see the exact expression, but his eyes moved, and he found that this guy's cheek flesh began to subtly? If you don't look carefully, you won't find it at all? No.

Angry.

Jiang's father was still a little apprehensive about his attempt to arrange a marriage, but when he looked up, the eldest son in front of him not only didn't have a cold face, but lowered his eyes halfway, and chuckled shortly.

"What, what's wrong with this?" Father Jiang felt that the sky was raining red? But that's it? He was even a little dazed: "Why are you so happy?"

Is there something special about this little grandson?

"fine."

Under Jiang's father's suspicious gaze, Jiang Peiliang grabbed Jiang Yan's forearm and walked out. When the door was closing, he left a sentence:

"Dad, don't worry about it." He said, "I have someone I like."

With a sound of "bang", the door closed. Father Jiang stood where he was. After being dazed for three seconds, he turned his head to face Jiang Yichao and Jiang Miao in a daze.

"Pei Liang said just now..." Father Jiang repeated in a daze: "Does he have someone he likes?"

Jiang Yizhao patted his father on the shoulder and said calmly, "That's right."

Where does this go? Next, Dad, you still have a long way to go.

A family, of course, must be neat and orderly!

Jiang's father glanced at Jiang Miao blankly again, and Jiang Miao also nodded to him with a calm expression, expressing his affirmation.

Father Jiang was silent for a long time before asking, "Where's your prostate?"

Jiang Yizhao and Jiang Miao were well-trained again? They bent down: "Let's go back to the room first, ouch..."

Immediately, only Jiang's father and Jiang's mother were left at the dining table.

Jiang's father looked at the non-existent Jiang's mother who was still knitting, and suddenly became awed: "Did you hear that?"

Jiang's mother too? After a long silence, she slowly shed tears: "I'm so touched, so happy... Do you know, if Pei Liang doesn't look for a partner again, I think he can't do it, and I'm going to start looking for him." How long? An old Chinese medicine doctor..."

Father Jiang: "?"

Well, that's not enough.

Going out? Get in the car.

On the first day of the first lunar month, the driver uncle also returned to his hometown for the New Year. Jiang Yan consciously sat in the co-pilot and looked sideways at Jiang Peiliang.

Jiang Peiliang put his hands on the steering wheel and said, "Seat belt."

It was only after he said this that Jiang Yan came back to his senses, fastened his seat belt in a panic, and then pretended to be a sphinx on the co-pilot.

The car started slowly.

On the first day of the new year, the custom here is to visit each other. The traffic on the road is not much less than that of the previous weekdays. There are many pedestrians wearing new clothes and bringing their families with them. Several shops on the street are closed. The excitement of the New Year is coming.

And Jiang Yan and Jiang Peiliang stayed in the vehicle, they were the only two in such a small and confined space.

Also? I don’t know if it’s due to psychological reasons, Jiang Yan always feels so close, the faint fragrance of his elder brother has been lingering in his nose, if there seems to be nothing, he can’t help but sniff his nose and smell it hard Twice.

Jiang Peiliang stared straight at the road, but his side face seemed to have eyes, and he asked, "What are you doing?"

On the first day of the new year, Jiang Yan opened his voice and sang for him affectionately: "You smell of his perfume, it's my nose's fault~"

Jiang Peiliang: "..."

The distance was too close, the impact was too strong, and his head buzzed all of a sudden.

"Hey, big brother." Before Jiang Peiliang could say anything, Jiang Yan lowered his head, a little embarrassed? By the way, he pointed his fingers: "I'm staying with you? I'm not used to it, I don't know how to answer What to do next is better.”

What he said was absolutely true. From the moment they went out to the time when the two of them were alone, Jiang Yan was always a little nervous.

Jiang Peiliang said: "Listening to you singing just now, it doesn't look like you're nervous."

Jiang Yan: "That's an extraordinary performance."

"Thank you." Jiang Peiliang nodded slightly: "Personally, I hope you are more stable."

Jiang Yan: "I'll sing you another song..."

Jiang Peiliang cut off urgently: "No."

Jiang Yan was choked up by his helpless singing voice, so he could only swallow his anger, and pulled him to the side of the car window to watch the street scene; in the end, he found out that he had exchanged a few words with his brother, and his nervousness was relieved. many?.

"Don't think too much?" Behind him, Jiang Peiliang said suddenly, with a flat tone: "Just come as you feel comfortable."

Jiang Yan was startled, and pursed his lips: "Mmm..."

However, since they are all together, couples will naturally do some things that can only be done between couples——

Jiang Yan was embarrassed to look too obvious, so he just turned his head back, squinting at the handsome profile of his boyfriend and elder brother; because he worked too hard, it seemed that adding a little saliva could perfectly play the role of a stroke patient with crooked eyes and mouth up.

From the side? Focused? Looking carefully, he can find that Jiang Peiliang's brow bone is very well formed, the arch of the eyebrow is elegant, and even the eye socket is very deep, the eyelashes are very long, the skin is even, and it is cold and white. It seems that the plaster sculpture in some studio was copied one by one.

Jiang Yan's gaze slipped from his brow bone, and landed on his lips.

Jiang Peiliang's lips were thin, beautifully shaped, and slightly pink. After Jiang Yan looked at them for a long time, he always felt that his eldest brother secretly put on lipstick behind his back. Why are they still so shiny?

He stared obsessively for a long time, perfectly interpreting the image of a hungry ghost in his lust, but he didn't know that his movements were too obvious, and Jiang Peiliang had already seen it clearly.

"If you want to see it, just do it generously? Look." Jiang Peiliang said in an indifferent voice: "You won't be charged."

When Jiang Yan was caught, his first reaction was to whimper: "It's okay to charge me..."

Is this something he can see for free?He felt like he was dreaming, sweet dreams.

"Collect money?" Jiang Peiliang raised his eyebrows slightly, then turned his head and said, "I've never heard of charging money for seeing my boyfriend."

His tone was so taken for granted that Jiang Yan was stunned for two seconds before he realized it, and immediately started cooking hot pot on top of his head again.

"Brother," Jiang Yan asked with red ears, "When is your annual leave?"

Jiang Peiliang said: "Whenever yours arrives, mine will arrive."

"Isn't work very busy?" Jiang Yan asked holding his breath, "When will I be busy? I have to stay up late again. Staying up late is very harmful to the kidneys."

"Busy." Jiang Pei turned the steering wheel expressionlessly and said, "But it's important to be with you."

Jiang Yan: "..."

He fell down on the seat with a "slap", and rubbed his hot cheeks vigorously with his hands.

Brother, you have changed, you have completely changed!What about the big brother who told him to "take care of yourself" in a cold voice?Now? How did it become like this, this appearance——

"By the way!" Jiang Yan rubbed his cheeks, suddenly thought of something, and suddenly sat up: "Brother, is it okay to say that to Dad just now?"

With Jiang's father's temperament, he will definitely ask the bottom line. He said that there is someone he likes, so he will definitely want to know who it is. This time and time again, it is really thrilling.

"It's okay." Jiang Peiliang turned his face sideways and said, "Anyway, he has to learn to accept it."

Inexplicably, Jiang Yan smelled a hint of Jiang's father's tragic life in the future from this short and cold sentence.

Before he could speak, Jiang Peiliang said again, "And you're angry."

"Ah?" Jiang Yan pretended to be stupid: "How can I be angry? No, nothing at all."

Jiang Peiliang raised the corners of his lips noncommittally.

The car shuttled through the busy streets, and the two didn't talk anymore, but they felt extremely relaxed.

When turning a corner, following the inertia, Jiang Yan moved forward slightly, but felt that his hand on the edge of the seat was cold, and Jiang Peiliang's right hand covered him, wrapping him slowly and gently.No words, no eyes, but both of them raised their mouths slightly at the same time.

"Brother, your hands are so cold." Jiang Yan groaned, put his right hand on it, rolled his brother's hand into a lump, carefully rubbed it, raised his head and smiled brightly : "I'll keep you warm."

"Farewell." Jiang Peiliang said calmly, "No matter how warm you are, there may be a traffic accident."

Jiang Yan reacted for three seconds.

"……Um???"

The two of them went to visit and came back, only to find that there was an extra guest at home.

Gu Yan really did what he said. He said that he would come to be a guest during the Chinese New Year, so he really rushed over on the first day of the new year. Now he is smiling like a flower? Talking about the mountains with Jiang's father and mother, seeing Jiang Peiliang It was like seeing a relative, affectionately shouting: "Pei Liang!"

Jiang Yan stood beside him like an invisible person: "..."

This person is still unusually annoying.

Jiang Yizhao and Jiang Miao were sitting on the sofa in the living room, playing games with sullen faces.

When guests come, as the hosts, they will definitely come out to entertain guests; but every time Gu Yan comes over, he has to leave them some small bumps, such as at this time——

"Yichao! It's Chinese New Year, why are you still playing this kind of fighting? Fighting? Killing game, turn it off quickly." Father Jiang frowned and said angrily: "Look at Xiao Gu, who even wears long johns in bright red, How many of you? Learn, really, children nowadays don’t respect the Spring Festival enough?..."

"Miaomiao! Why are you still reading your books for Chinese New Year?" Mother Jiang also joined the mixed doubles: "The boss is not young anymore, he is not a child anymore, he must know how to communicate, and he must take the initiative to talk when guests come. You Look at Xiao Gu, how can he chat!"

Jiang Yizhao silently turned off the game and turned on Tangdou Ren; Jiang Miao put down the book and started chatting on the phone with his little sister.

Jiang's father and Jiang's mother sighed: "Oh, I really made you laugh."

"Where, they are all very cute." Gu Yan smiled and called, "Pei Liang, did you just come back from Uncle Sun's house? The little Sun over there has a very good impression of you."

"Really." Jiang Peiliang replied lukewarmly, then sat on the sofa in the living room, and watched Jiang Yichao beat Tangdou people together with Jiang Yan.

"Once upon a time." Jiang Yan looked at it for a while, and suddenly called him in a heavy tone.

Jiang Yichao turned his head, met his gaze, and everything seemed to be in agreement: "Renren left..."

Jiang Yan: "You are a real dropper!" Jiang Yichao: "?"

A scholar can be killed but cannot be humiliated, Jiang Yi's face flushed with anger, but no one except him saw it.

Gu Yan's eyes looked over without a smile on his face, and soon, he performed the great method of shape-changing and shadow-changing, and somehow he sat near Jiang Peiliang.

"Pei Liang," Father Jiang called from a distance, "Come here, I have something to say."

Jiang Peiliang and Gu Yan met their gazes, then nodded expressionlessly, got up and left.

His mobile phone was lying there quietly beside Jiang Yan without thinking of taking it.

Gu Yan narrowed his eyes, picked up his mobile phone, and was about to stand up and hand it over; how did he expect that his finger accidentally touched the screen, and the screen suddenly lit up——

The wallpaper turned out to be a photo of Jiang Yan!It seems that the film was taken at a very close distance. In the dim light, Jiang Yan turned his head slightly to look over, with a lively expression and no defense.

Gu Yan: "..."

His face wrinkled like a dog ignoring a steamed bun in five seconds, which can be called terrifying:

What the hell is going on with this horse riding! ! !

At this critical moment, Jiang Miao saw the whole process from the opposite side, and suddenly cold sweat slowly slid down at a speed of five centimeters per second; he immediately stabbed Jiang Yichao's lungs frantically, and Jiang Yan felt that the atmosphere was not right, so he turned his head and took a look. Just saw the lock screen wallpaper.

The cold sweat of the three people fell slowly at the same time, but when Jiang Yan was thinking about the solution, Jiang Yizhao and Jiang Miao were making crazy eye contact, and the specific messages were roughly divided into "What the fuck should I do?" Think of a way?" "Brother, say something." After going through more than a dozen back and forth; finally, Jiang Miao seemed to have opened up the spiritual vein suddenly, and those tender little hands were trustworthy for the first time. Reaching out slowly, with an extremely gentle force, he patted Jiang Yichao's hand gently and reassuringly, and he left as soon as he touched it, as if to say "don't worry", and don't talk.

it is more than words.

Gu Yan gritted his teeth and said: "Who can explain, what's going on?"

Jiang Yizhao turned his head abruptly. At this moment, Jiang Miao stood up abruptly. Her figure appeared so tall and majestic in Jiang Yizhao's field of vision at this moment, he almost wanted to Moved? Shed tears——

"It's truth or dare. My eldest brother and I lost last night, and we have to change the wallpaper." Jiang Miao skillfully turned on his own screen and handed it to Gu Yan: "Look, I also changed the second brother's wallpaper." .”

Jiang Yichao stretched his neck and looked at her screen full of admiration, only to find that there was nothing on her lock screen wallpaper, it was a solid black one.

Jiang Yichao: "..."

Who the hell would believe this! ! !

"Oh," Gu Yan nodded, and put his mind at ease: "It turns out that's the case, I said."

Jiang Yichao: "?"

You really fucking believe it——! ! !

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