Sand Sculpture Overlord's thousand-layer routine

Life is going on like this, and it will be March in Yangchun in a blink of an eye. When the orange cat of A University has fattened up all winter and looks fatter, "Green Years" will be released soon.

"What did the people on the censorship platform say?" Jiang Yan was really disturbed by the previous world's censorship. He was a little nervous, and asked warily, "Didn't you say you were going to delete or edit the footage?"

"Report Xiao Jiang, no." Liang Xishi nodded and said, "Not only no, they also put our drama in the inspirational life section."

Jiang Yan: "..."

In fact, it is true to say that it is an inspirational life, but he always feels that this is a bit of trouble, and he is not sure that the straight man who is tricked into looking at it will find something beyond his own three views.

Whoever tried to make "Love Match" before was cruelly rejected? Didn't the company give up easily, and handed over many weird cooperation projects one after another? Jiang Yan watched each one with a very charitable spirit. It worked wonders, adding a special twist to their dreary workday.

"Which little genius came up with this?" Jiang Yan said blankly: "Gather together amateur girlfriends whose idols have been discovered to build a warm family for daughters and daughters? Does this variety show have to be called "Sister-in-law Gentle" .”

Liang Xishi couldn't hold back, and laughed wickedly.

"By the way," Jiang Yan raised his head and asked, "Where did Xiao Xuan and Rao Wang go? I haven't been able to see them recently."

"This..." Hearing what he said, Liang Xishi also felt something was wrong, he frowned and said, "I don't seem to have any today? Come to the company."

After Rao Wang and Xiao Xuan finished their engagement, Jiang Yan gave them a long vacation, so he didn't say anything when he heard that they didn't come to the company; but after a while, he suddenly thought of something, and asked again: "Last time When watching movies during the Spring Festival, did they come together?"

"Yes." Liang Xizhi said without thinking, "It seems that Rao Wang has visited Xiao Xiao's house."

Jiang Yan suddenly fell suspiciously silent: "..."

Liang Xizhi was disturbed by the silence, and hurriedly said, "President Xiao Jiang, what's wrong?"

"I remember Rao Wang said that he likes girls." Jiang Yan said silently: "Anyway, it's really a bit strange during this time..."

Liang Xishi swallowed, his expression a little stiff.

If Mr. Jiang's hypothesis is true, then their company can change its name from Xiangjing Entertainment to Wanzai Wharf.

"No." Jiang Yan stood up abruptly: "I originally wanted to call them over to discuss what will be announced later... Manager Liang, go and help me find out where they are now."

"..." Liang Xizhi was a little shy: "What if it is located in some bad place."

"?" Jiang Yan glanced at him resentfully: "It's broad daylight now! What are you thinking?"

Liang Xi knew the order, went to check and came back, and said, "They are in University A now."

Without further ado, Jiang Yan took his coat and left: "Let's go, look for... wait."

Liang Xizhi stopped walking: "What's wrong?"

"Sorry." Jiang Yan went into the lounge with a calm expression, and took out an orange helmet, "I forgot to bring this."

Liang Xizhi: "..."

How long has it been, do you still remember this! !

Jiang Yan entered A University this time because of his face.

The school leader who greeted his elder brother enthusiastically just passed by, and took him in enthusiastically, even with a small tail.

Jiang Yan took a breath of the fresh air in the campus, and let out a sigh of vicissitudes: "Oh... I'm still old..."

Liang Xishi, who was three years older than him: "..."

Feeling? Being connoted.

When Jiang Yan came out, he didn't tell Rao Wang that he was going to look for them, and he only knew that they came to University A, so now the two of them wandered around the campus carelessly, as if they were relaxing.

But Liang Xishi, who doesn't know how to read words and expressions, insists on bringing up the matter of work even when it's time to release the news: "Mr. Xiao Jiang, have you thought about the direction of the announcement?"

To be honest, he studied the recent TV series with good performance in the market, and found that it is really a metaphysics to know whether to be popular or not.

There are some TV dramas that have a lot of investment, and the selected actors have more traffic than each other, and the marketing expenses are almost on top of the shooting costs of other small-budget dramas, and they still go through the pot quietly after they are released; There are some TV dramas that don't even have an announcement? It's so poor that it's hard to describe in a word, but after the start of the broadcast, relying on a small amount of tap water from the initial audience, they finally achieved good results.

It can be said that the work he was in charge of in Father Jiang's company had nothing to do with this, so he was a little confused about it.

Liang Xishi told Jiang Yan about his recent observations.

"Actually, there is another factor, which is the expected value." Jiang Yan said while looking at the big goose on the roadside: "If you look at it with high expectations from the beginning, you will pay more attention to it. In terms of shortcomings—such as the poor acting skills of the selected popular actors, apart from this, those soundtracks, sets, and special effects that also cost a lot of money will be regarded as what they should be and ignored.”

"If you don't have any expectations at all at the beginning, even if only one of them is outstanding, it will be much easier to win the favor of the audience."

Jiang Yan blinked, and said, "Fortunately, everyone didn't have much expectation for our self-produced drama because of the scene that made our company's previous dramas look like birds."

Liang Xizhi: "..."

Why did I hear a little heartache from it? Sour.Jing Si, you are really harmful!

Jiang Yan walked a few steps, and said again: "A good TV series and a good role, the audience will have an empathy effect on the actors, which is commonly known as Aiwujiwu; During this brief period of empathy, the audience expects the actors to be as close as they are in the show."

Liang Xizhi: "It's commonly known as CP fans."

"Yes." Jiang Yan sighed, "But this seems to be a short-term benefit, and there will be a lot of trouble in the later stage? It will even affect the career development of the actors. After all, if the two leading actors do not really have feelings for each other. , then this kind of intimacy is actually a kind of deception to the audience. It will be revealed sooner or later, and the consequences will be very serious. So I rejected this method from the beginning—”

Before he finished speaking, the three of them saw the familiar fat orange cat by the side of the road.

But the fat orange cat is not the point. The point is that two familiar figures squatted in the corner and stroked the cat together. One of them lowered his head and smiled, showing a mouthful of small white teeth, and then touched the face of the person next to him like a superficial touch. bump.

It was Rao Wang and Xiao Xu'an they were looking for.

Jiang Yan: "..."

Liang Xizhi: "..."

In this suffocating silence, the two squatting seemed to have noticed something, and turned their heads to look this way.

The four of them looked at each other, and an awkward atmosphere began to spread.

Jiang Yan decisively changed his words: "Fry! Fuck the fucker!!"

5 minute later.

The four of them squatted next to the orange cat, listening to Rao Wang shyly and timidly talking about the process of their love because of drama, Jiang Yan took a deep breath, hating himself for not being able to smoke, otherwise he would be able to smoke while holding a cigarette at this time. Let's say "I understand, I understand" in the vicissitudes of life.

Rao Wang looked as if he felt a little guilty about the past when he rejected Jiang Yan and loudly said that he was a straight man. He hesitated to speak: "Mr. Jiang..."

"It's okay, I understand, I understand." Jiang Yan blew out a Schrödinger's smoke ring, and said vicissitudes: "You just didn't meet the right person."

Xiao Xu'an still smiled like a silly dog: "Boss, what do you want from us?"

Jiang Yan looked at the two of them next to each other, inexplicably feeling resentful that their daughter-in-law had forgotten their mother, and just said: "I wanted to discuss it with you at first, but it shouldn't be necessary now."

Is this still up for discussion?He guarantees that other CPs absolutely do not have this condition, these two are true!Moreover, both of them went home directly to meet their parents and lived in the same house during the Spring Festival. This progress was much faster than him and his eldest brother.

Speaking of which, the eldest brother seems to be very busy these days, and I haven't come to see him for several nights...

Jiang Yan thought about it and turned his head again, until he was awakened by the continuous sound of "meow meow".

The students passing by couldn't help turning their eyes to this side. The four men were squatting in a small corner and petting the cat. The fat orange was really a big man.

"Speaking of which," Liang Xishi looked up at the note and said with a frown, "I remember that the A Big Cat Association had posted the adoption request for this cat a long time ago, why hasn't anyone adopted it for so long?" ?"

After the fat orange gave birth to its cubs, its temperament became much more docile. It turned over and gently arched the back of Gongjiangyan's hand.

Jiang Yan felt a little flattered.

"The note outside has been changed, saying that a graduate has adopted him, but because of something, he needs to find someone to take care of him for a while." Rao Wang scratched his head and said, "Actually, we were still thinking about whether we should Take it back... But we don't have much time to stay at home, and the house is small, and we are afraid that it will be used to wandering around in college, and it will be uncomfortable to stay at home. In the end, before we could make up our minds, we were registered first."

"It's a pity." Jiang Yan nodded sincerely: "It's just that the back garden of my house is quite big, so I don't think I have this trouble."

Rao Wang: "?"

Damn, the most annoying pretender!

Jiang Yan felt an itch in his heart when he looked at the cat that was precisely falling on his hand and began to touch the porcelain.

If it's not adoption, but just helping to raise it for a few days...

He took out his mobile phone, and posted a photo of the orange cat in the group chat of [Family], then carefully said:

[Appreciation of Human Aesthetics]: My family, can I raise this lovely orange cat?She doesn't eat much and has a docile temperament, so it should last for ten days and a half.

Not long after this message was sent, the family members responded: [Shanshui Qinse]: If you like cats, Dad will pick you a nice one. What's so good about raising such a fat cat.

[Rose Beauty]: I think so? How cute...

[Save money for whitening injections and don’t disturb]: Why are you suddenly showing kindness? Helping people raise cats?This cat looks unhappy, what should I do if it scratches me?

[Say it's not a yellow picture]: Jiang Yichao admit it, you are not afraid of it scratching you, you are afraid that your family status will be down again.

[Don’t bother saving money for whitening injections]: …

Jiang Yan waited for a long time, but Jiang Peiliang didn't return, so he posted a vote in the group.

The result was one to four. Except for Jiang Yichao who voted against, everyone else voted for it, including Jiang Peiliang.

In the eyes of others who were eager to learn, Jiang Yan stood up, hugged the cat arrogantly, and said, "Let's go, go through the formalities!"

That night, Jiang's family had a huge orange cat.

It just arrived home, and everyone felt that it was very threatening, so it huddled behind Jiang Yan's feet from the beginning to the end, and followed him step by step; Jiang Yan was also very patient, hug and kiss wherever he went Touching, extremely focused, even Jiang Peiliang couldn't hear him very much.

Jiang Yizhao really didn't like the cat when he saw it: "So fat!"

"Don't people know that they are fat? You need to tell me." Jiang Miao is quite interested in cats, but she also knows that now is not a good time to get close to them, so she just glanced at them from a distance and said, "It's really cute. "

"Fart!" Jiang Yichao stepped onto the sofa, his eyes tearing open, and said, "I, Jiang Yichao, even if I starved to death, I wouldn't touch that ugly cat if I jumped from here!"

Jiang Miao didn't want to talk to him.

The orange cat proudly slid past Jiang Yi's ankles without even looking at him.

At dinner time, when Jiang Yan got off the table, he almost stepped on the cat because the cat had been coiled under his legs; he quickly picked it up, sighed, and walked into the room, even forgetting to make eye contact with his elder brother every day. Two clean.

Jiang Miao and Jiang Yizhao were still eating and drinking, and suddenly felt a little cold.

They stopped their movements hesitantly, looked left and right, and found that it wasn't the cold wave that had dropped suddenly, but the eldest brother seemed a little unhappy.

Jiang Peiliang was very introverted even when he was not happy, and he still had that flat look on his face, but the sound of setting the tableware was a little louder.

Jiang Miao and Jiang Yichao: "..."

Thinking about it with the big brother's ass, it is estimated that Jiang Yan just did something.

At night, Jiang Yan came out of the shower without realizing it, and started sucking cats happily again.

This fat belly is soft and slightly pink. When I came back, I took it to the pet store for a check-up, and took a bath by the way. Now it is full of fragrance.It has been around the campus for a long time, and is well versed in push-pull aesthetics. It puts two round hands on Jiang Yan's face in eagerness to welcome but refuses, and meows cutely from time to time.

Jiang Yan wished he could bury his face in it.

Such is the case with the enchantress of disaster! !

Just as he was indulging in sucking cats, there was a slight "knocking" sound from the door after a long absence.

Jiang Yan's eyes widened, and he opened the door somewhat unexpectedly, only to find Jiang Peiliang standing outside the door with heavy eyes.

"I'm not welcome in?" Jiang Peiliang said.

"No," Jiang Yan hurriedly stepped aside, hugged the cat, and said, "Brother, I thought you wouldn't be here tonight."

After all, things seem to be busy these days...

Seeing Jiang Peiliang's cold eyes, the orange cat in his arms trembled, and began to hiss without showing any weakness.

Jiang Yan quickly hugged the cat tightly and comforted him softly: "It's all right..."

Jiang Peiliang: "?"

He's going to have a heart attack.

Like many times before, Jiang Peiliang cared about Jiang Yan's work today as usual, and then put forward some constructive suggestions, and finally expressed "I'm not interested" in what Jiang Yan said about Rao Wang and Xiao Xu'an With a flat attitude, they finally said that they had nothing to say, and the two fell silent again.

The cat was still lying in Jiang Yan's arms, its eyes wide open, and it waved its paws.

Jiang Yan happily grabbed its paw and kissed the pink meat pad.

Jiang Peiliang: "..."

He's really going to be heartbroken.

But that was not the end, Jiang Peiliang then sat on the edge of the bed, watching Jiang Yan and the demon cat kiss and hug each other expressionlessly, if it was winter now, it might have been frozen into an ice sculpture.

Jiang Yan didn't realize it.In his previous life, he was allergic to animal fur, and even if he was drooling greedily, he couldn't get close to these cats and dogs. Now that he has this opportunity, the novelty is terribly novel, and he wished he could sleep with this cat in his arms at night.

The orange cat approached affectionately and licked Jiang Yan's chin. Jiang Yan shivered from the itch and laughed, then held the cat's round face and kissed its pink nose lightly——

Jiang Peiliang: "!"

He finally couldn't bear it anymore, stood aside with his arms folded, and said in a cold voice, "Jiangyan."

Jiang Yan turned around blankly: "Huh?"

"I saw it." Jiang Peiliang nodded the cat with his chin, and said indifferently: "It just drank toilet water, and it was very happy?"

Jiang Yan: "..."

He turned his head blankly, looked straight at the cat, trembling a little: "Really? You just drank toilet water?"

Orange cat: "Meow~"

He didn't understand, but Jiang Yan didn't want to speculate on this possibility, and suddenly felt that his actions just now were all wrong.

"Big brother," Jiang Yan tremblingly went to find the Maomao toothbrush he bought, "Why didn't you tell me when you first came in..."

"Why did I tell you?" Jiang Peiliang still folded his arms, looked down at Jiangyan from above, and said coldly: "Anyway, you like it so much, it's okay to kiss some toilet water, right?"

Jiang Yan couldn't believe that this was what the eldest brother would say!

He couldn't find the cat's toothbrush, so he turned his head suddenly, and found that Jiang Peiliang was staring at him coldly, with a very unhappy expression, as if he had caught something from the ecstasy of sucking cats.

Before he could finish thinking, Jiang Peiliang added: "I'm leaving, you can sleep with it."

Jiang Yan: "..."

Oh hoo.

After Jiang Peiliang finished talking awkwardly and jealously, he turned around for a while, but he didn't hear Jiang Yan calling him, and the expression on his face became a little colder.

Finally, Jiang Yan called out: "Brother, turn around."

Jiang Peiliang turned around expressionlessly.

Jiang Yan in front of him smiled very narrowly. He put the cat away, as if he was confirming something, breathed into his palm, then nodded seriously, and took a few steps forward——

Jiang Peiliang felt the back of his neck being pressed heavily, and he couldn't help but lower his head. Then both sides of his cheeks were held by warm hands, and the shadows in front of his eyes were pressed. At this moment, his lips were covered with a soft and moist touch.

The strength is not very heavy? It just fits lightly, then grinds it, and it leaves quickly.

Jiang Yan put down his hand, took half a step back, and looked at him with a smile, as if the cloud was calm, but the fingers hanging by his side slowly clenched a little bit.

Jiang Peiliang froze in place, his pupils shrunk, and felt that his heart was about to escape from his body.

After a while, he said in a voiceless voice: "You..."

"Is there? What!" Jiang Yan returned his words, "Anyway, you like me so much, it's okay to kiss some toilet water."

Jiang Peiliang: "..."

He touched his hot lips with his knuckles, and his expression changed for a few moments, becoming somewhat cruel for no reason.

Then he walked forward without saying a word.

In the silent night, occasionally there will be? The frog outside the window hears the faint cry for help:

"Don't, brother, I was wrong...don't bite it, it's broken, it hurts, it hurts—"

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