Sand Sculpture Overlord's thousand-layer routine

Jiang Yan involuntarily became a hot search the next day.

I don’t know which wicked person did it. One of the most popular titles on the hot search is [Jiangyan A Song of Love Sings and Weeps Everyone]. Passers-by don’t know who Jiangyan is, and they think it’s an unknown person. The little idols went in one after another with great enthusiasm, and rolled out with a disheveled face.

No way, Jiang Yan's melancholy appearance was so deceptive in the first few seconds, that when he spoke, everyone was stunned by this amazing singing voice before he could even react.

In vernacular terms, it almost passed on the spot.

The camera shot also trembled a little at this moment, revealing the uneasy state of mind of the person holding the camera; but as a media person, he turned his angle of view very professionally, and began to shoot the first big names in various industries. And? The look of the business tycoon flying to the west, because the expressions are so consistent, they look like groups of stationary groundhogs.

Netizens who are free to fart post Jiangyan's Baidu Encyclopedia information below, and the effect is remarkable. In just a few hours, Jiangyan has a brand new title——

Yin Yang singer.

The meaning of "yin and yang" here is not the strangeness of yin and yang in a broad sense, but the meaning that can communicate with yin and yang; that is, when Jiangyan opens his mouth, he can send people away directly, and when he shuts up, he can pull people back, and then he can go back to the river. Open your mouth and send people away again... Sometimes in the underworld and sometimes in the underworld, it is a very magical ability. Netizens named this ability between coming and going.

In the last part of Jiang Peiliang's nonsense, although he couldn't get a picture of his face, it was still very clear. Everyone was moved and cried when they heard it. They wished they could donate their eardrums to him on the spot.

Jiang Yan, who was bombarded by WeChat serially after waking up in the morning: "..."

"Use me for publicity, can you let me know in advance?" Although Jiang Yan is familiar with the twelve-character Bible, "you can embarrass others without embarrassment", but it is still too much to embarrass the people of the whole country? He angrily reprimanded Said: "Which stinky and shameless bought hot search!"

"We checked here in advance." Liang Xishi replied very politely: "No one bought it, so I went up by myself."

Jiang Yan was still shocked: "Isn't it?!"

"Yes." Liang Xishi said, "An Xin, this is very normal. Haven't there been a lot of amateurs on the trending searches recently? For example, the last time the schoolbag with the velcro hanging on the underwear suddenly walked three streets Yes, that one also went up by itself."

"..." Jiang Yan closed his eyes and said with a mask of pain, "Has my singing voice reached this level?"

Liang Xizhi comforted him with a very high EQ: "My condolences go with the changes."

"Remove," Jiang Yan suddenly remembered that Jialang still has this function, "Can it be removed?"

"We also learned about this in advance." Liang Xishi said: "Withdrawing five hundred thousand, you are now No.3."

Jiang Yan quickly said: "That's all right."

Naturally, Liang Xizhi knew the virtue of his digging and searching, so he said slowly, "However, this trending search is quite useful. I found that many people are asking who is the boxer behind you."

That kind of action? The strength of the cloud and flowing water, it seems that one punch can make people cry for a long time. Recently, internal entertainment is relatively short of this type of talent.

Hearing this, Jiang Yan became energetic, and immediately said: "Then why don't you edit our Xiaoji's name on Weibo!"

So after some operations, when the hot searches disappeared, the company helped Qin Yu register Weibo with a small number of [-] fans, which was a very good start.

Jiang Yan's satisfaction with this didn't last long, and he was publicly executed by his father when he went home for dinner.

"I saw a video on the Internet today." Father Jiang happily played this classic handed down in the quiet room. That's not the point. In the end, Jiang Peiliang's words successfully made the middle-aged man laugh out loud, slapped his thigh and said, "Haha! Xiaoyan and Pei Liang are actually wearing 'couple outfits'? I don't know why, the relationship between the two brothers That's great, haha!"

He laughed to himself for a long time, and finally the laughter gradually subsided, and it was embarrassingly zero, because Father Jiang found that no one was laughing except him.

"...I was joking just now, saying 'couple clothes'." Father Jiang carefully explained his joke while doing the most embarrassing thing in the world. "Actually, their clothes are just similar in color. Isn't it funny?"

Jiang Yichao's waist was stabbed again, he shuddered and said, "Haha, how funny? Oh."

If God can give him one wish, it is to be able to stop his father's chattering mouth; if he has to add a time limit to this wish, he hopes it will be 1 years.

Jiang Yizhao clearly felt his blood pressure rise by 23mm when Jiang's father uttered the three characters of couple outfit.

This strange reaction finally touched the nerves of Father Jiang, a straight old man, and he felt something was wrong; so he looked around.

Jiang Miao remained silent, Jiang Yichao tried to change the subject, his wife is not here for now, Jiang Peiliang...forget it, Jiang Peiliang has nothing to see, Jiang Yan seems to be eating very normally——

Father Jiang: "?"

You're eating carrots, you know that? !Did you know that you gave away? !

No, this is wrong, this is very wrong! !

Jiang Yizhao glanced at Father Jiang's staring eyes, and then looked at Jiang Peiliang, who was calm and composed, and could only sigh silently in his heart.

What should come will still come.

After the meal, Jiang Yizhao watched Jiang Peiliang and Jiang Yan stick together watching a video, and suddenly felt sad, and tears were about to burst out again.

"Let's talk about the second brother," Jiang Miao stepped on his minefield very accurately while biting a lollipop, "How are you and Sun Chen? My sister said that she doesn't go to work very much recently and can't find anyone. Do you know what she's doing?"

When Jiang Yichao heard this, he burst into tears: "I'm so miserable——"

He was dazed by Sun Chen's beauty, thinking that such a pretty girl shouldn't have a bad personality, but...but...

"What's the matter, tell me." Jiang Miao held his hand firmly and said comfortingly, "The family members are your strong backing, and they will definitely make decisions for you."

Jiang Yizhao was moved to tears, choked up and said weakly: "It's nothing else...why did she touch my ass?!"

Originally, Sun Chen just held his little hand and touched his little face. Although he was a little uncomfortable, he still endured it-this did not include the fact that Sun Chen was interested in his ass! !

When Jiang Yizhao thought of the scene where Sun Chen stared at his black butt with wolf-like cold eyes in the dark night, he was so frightened that he trembled like an electric shock: "What does she want...what does she want to do? No, there is no girl for a big yellow girl like me! When I think about it, I feel that it is really terrible. Why is there such a woman in the society now? I will never be with her in my life!"

"I really understand you very well." Jiang Miao listened to his cry, but did not change his expression at all, continued to pat his arm firmly with his eyes, and then suddenly opened his throat: "But, but hahahahahahahahahaha !!!”

Jiang Yichao: "..."

He looked at Jiang Miao's throat with a blank expression because he was laughing wildly, and slapped the hand on his arm.

He no longer believed that Jiang Miao was a dog.

The loss of love made Gu Yan quiet once before, and now the Tian Lai Zhi Yin incident should have dealt him a heavy blow again. Jiang Yan went to work peacefully for several days without encountering any strange things.

"Speaking of which, Mr. Jiang." Liang Xishi asked cautiously, "I don't seem to have invited you to any banquets recently. Does this need to be investigated? Is there someone interfering with it?"

"There's nothing to investigate." Jiang Yan is very self-aware of his own level: "This is the treatment I deserve."

In case he couldn't help but go up and sing a song, everyone present would not be able to sleep at night.

"But..." Liang Xishi pursed his lips, and said again: "Are you really going to tell Director Jiang about the young master of the Gu family?"

The actions of the last few times have become more and more excessive. At the beginning, it could only be said to be a secretive response to others, but now it has directly progressed to making people unhappy in the face. It is very laborious to entangle with this kind of person. One thing, because you don't know what he will do next.

"Don't tell." Jiang Yan suddenly ignited, he stood up, and said with firm eyes: "This is related to the dignity of a man!"

He can bear to rob his money; rob his boyfriend, absolutely impossible!

Liang Xizhi quickly said: "The news we just received is that Pei Yan has cut off one of our resources, and the financial side is calculating the loss."

Jiang Yan immediately flew into a rage: "Bastard!!!!"

Liang Xizhi: "..."

He couldn't help thinking in his heart, Young Master Gu has narrowed the road.In the past, at least someone had to be poached away, and Xiang Jing was happy to collect some liquidated damages; small actions were not painful, but now cutting resources and making the company lose money, didn't it touch Mr. Jiang's lifeblood.

Xiao Jiang always insists on scanning Alipay red envelopes every day to accumulate points. If he knows how much money he has lost, then Gu Yan's life may be in danger the next day.

At this moment, there was a soft knock on the door of the office.

Bie Le's weak voice rang out: "Boss, Gu Yan... Young Master Gu is downstairs in the company and said he wanted to come up to meet you, but now he is stopped by the front desk, do you want to let him come up?"

Hearing this sentence, Jiang Yan's face immediately relaxed a lot: "It's better to come early than to come at a good time."

Liang Xishi inexplicably had an ominous premonition: "Hey, Mr. Jiang, you better not—"

"Open the door." Jiang Yan waved his hand: "Let the dog go!"

Three minutes later, Gu Yan stood in the open space in front of the office, with a stiff smile on his face: "Young Master, no matter what you say, if someone comes to talk to you, you must give him a place to sit, right?"

That's right, within 3 minutes of this flash, all the chairs in this luxurious office disappeared except for the boss chair under Jiang Yan's butt.

"Nothing." Jiang Yan said with a smile on his face, "You can just sit on the ground, there is no need to be so rigid."

Gu Yan: "?"

The corner of his mouth twitched violently twice, as if he wanted to say something ugly, but considering that Liang Xishi was standing beside him, he finally didn't say it.

"Young Master Jiang." Although the two of them hadn't formally faced each other, it could be said that they were tearing their skins apart; Gu Yan didn't even want to pretend to be a fake smile, and said in a threatening tone: " For some things, it’s still inconvenient for others to listen.”

Jiang Yan still satisfied his request with a smile on his face: "Guardian, you step back."

Liang Xishi sneaked into the lounge at the back, and there were only two confronting each other left in the office.

"Presumably you also know what you have done." Gu Yan had a dark face and spat: "It's really shameless."

Jiang Yan did not show an insulted expression, but stared round and sighed: "You are really good at playing! Did you graduate from the Sichuan Theater Academy?"

This is the same as? He saw two people at the beginning, right?

"Gu left and right talk about him, who taught you?" Gu Yan said with a look of disgust, "You are really good at being able to seduce your elder brother."

Jiang Yan: "..."

He had to refute this point.Others may not believe it, but it was indeed the elder brother who seduced him...!

"So? So?" Jiang Yan didn't feel fluctuating in his heart, but out of respect, he still cooperated with his performance: "What do you want? With this little trick, what result do you want?"

"It's a trick...it's really a trick." Gu Yan laughed loudly, and slowly walked forward and said, "I just don't know if you can maintain this righteous look after reading this thing."

He spread his hands and put a document on the desk.

Jiang Yan took a closer look and saw that it was the result of the paternity test. Although he didn't understand it, he probably understood what it meant.

He was silent for a long time.

Gu Yan seemed very satisfied with his reaction, laughed a few times, and was about to pursue the victory when he heard Jiang Yan's dignified voice about to drip water: "How did you get my dad's hair?"

"?" Gu Yan said with a guilty conscience, "I just pulled it out while I was taking a nap."

"What?!" Jiang Yan grew taller inch by inch, and he condescendingly expressed his condemnation of this illegal act: "You took a nap with my dad?!"

"What are you thinking?" Gu Yan hurriedly said: "Don't talk nonsense! I just let his subordinates pull it out."

Jiang Yan sat back down: "Oh."

Gu Yan: "..."

"No," Gu Yan slapped the document on Jiang Yan's face, "Do you understand English? Would you like me to translate it for you? This means that you are not your own."

Jiang Yan: "Oh."

Gu Yan: "...you were brought here, you are not your own, you are not from the Jiang family, do you understand what that means?!"

Jiang Yan: "Oh."

Gu Yan: "The other three are all biological, only you are not biological, you are very likely to be the product of a child born outside marriage."

Jiang Yan: "Oh."

Gu Yan: "???"

"What are you 'oh'? What are you 'oh'!!"

Maybe everyone standing in front of the desk in this chosen position will get a buff, which increases combat power, increases strength, weakens mental power, and gradually turns into a monkey; in short, Gu Yan has also embarked on this old road, he He yelled angrily: "Isn't Pei Liang planning to keep you at home and cover up your relationship with a brother?! Do you know what will happen if this incident breaks out? You are not Uncle Jiang's own son at all! You will be Drive out of the house! You will not have good results!"

Jiang Yan: "...Oh."

He calmly threw the document into the trash can, then raised his head and said seriously: "You thought wrong at the beginning."

Gu Yan: "What?!"

"My brother, he never thought of hiding anything." Jiang Yan touched his cheek uncomfortably, paused for a while, and then said: "He wants to be with? I am dignified."

Gu Yan was stunned by this sentence that he had never thought of before.

After weighing the interests normally, it is impossible to make such a choice with great losses, Jiang Peiliang... would such a cold-hearted person think so?

He doesn't believe it.

He doesn't believe it!

But Jiang Yan didn't care whether he believed it or not, as soon as he slapped the table, he was planning to get back on the table: "Since you have really caused me a lot of trouble and lost money during this period, so? , you're done."

Gu Yan's proud personality made him sarcastically go back even in this situation: "I'm done? What do you think? Are you going to tell Uncle Jiang? Do you dare?"

"I won't sue." Jiang Yan smiled and announced, "I'm going to have a business war with you."

Gu Yan was almost amused by him, and shook his finger contemptuously: "Then I want to tell you, you have found the wrong person."

He is a graduate of Elliston School of Business, a well-known genius in the department, has never pulled his hips in actual combat, and has played in the financial circle at a young age. Jiang Yan's business war with him is simply like a small gun against a cannon, taking his own disgrace.

"Let me tell you too," Jiang Yan said seriously, "I am a professional in business warfare."

As soon as he finished speaking, two people suddenly rushed out from the lounge with his arms raised. They were Liang Xishi and Qin Qi; a petite assistant also came in at the door, and Bie Le closed the door very considerately. up.

Gu Yan suddenly felt a kind of fear: "You, what are you doing?!"

"It's now!" Jiang Yan shouted: "Don't be happy!"

Bie Le was well-trained and walked straight in with the coffee, taking advantage of Gu Yan's bewildered state, very politely fed a small sip of coffee into his mouth, the effect was remarkable, Gu Yan showed a painful look after three seconds , unable to regain consciousness in a short time.

"Good job!" Jiang Yan shouted again: "Qin Yu!"

Qin Yu came out in response and stood in front of Gu Yan.

Jiang Yan stood on the chair and pointed: "Military training? Boxing preparation!"

Qin Yu clenched his hands into fists by his side, and let out a mighty echo: "Ha!"

The only normal person present, Liang Xishi: "...What are you doing, Mr. Jiang!!"

"Sit on his waist! That's right, sit on his waist! Don't sit anywhere else. If it breaks, I won't be able to pay for it." Jiang Yan continued to direct from the air, "Okay, Xiao Yu, sit still! Right now, the camel fixed--"

Qin Yu pulled up the upper body of Gu Yan who was still in a state of ignorance, and with his super flexibility, bent him into a letter 'C'. Gu Yan immediately let out a scream that had not been exercised for a long time: "Ah! !!"

Liang Xishi jumped over like his butt was on fire, and shouted, "Mr. Xiao Jiang, don't do this, Mr. Jiang!"

Gu Yan felt that his waist was about to break, he endured the pain and watched Liang Xishi rushing towards him, and hope for life surged in his heart: "Manager Liang, save me..."

Before he finished speaking, Liang Xishi tripped with a very skillful tactic and fell hard on Gu Yan's body, contributing another weak force to his waist.

Gu Yan: "?"

help-

The crowd was furious, and the scene was suddenly chaotic.

The staff working outside listened to the faint calls coming from the office, and continued to stamp it as usual.

.after dinner.

"What did you do today?" Jiang Peiliang asked with her eyes closed, her side face looked a little gentle under the dim light, "Tired?"

Jiang Yan paused suspiciously for a moment before saying, "Tired."

Unexpectedly, today's physical business battle really cost him a lot of energy. Gu Yan is worthy of being the last one to jump to the end, and his blood is still very thick.

Jiang Peiliang looked at him with half-closed eyes, unable to see any flaws, but pursed his lips and kissed Jiang Yan's wrist.

Recently, Jiang Yan has been using his perfume frequently, and the smell on his wrist is the longest, which is exactly the same as the smell on his body.

"I'm going on a business trip for the next two days." Jiang Peiliang reported his itinerary in detail like a newlywed husband, "Go to province B, and I'll be back in three days. What do you want? I'll bring it back to you."

A warm current surged in Jiang Yan's heart, and he subconsciously felt sticky, and stretched out his hand to wrap his brother's slender waist: "Brother, you have worked so hard. When the time comes, I will definitely miss you..."

At this moment of lightning and flint, out of the corner of his eye, he saw the old man who appeared behind the two of them at some point.

Jiang's father was standing behind, looking at them with his hands behind his back, unable to see their expressions, quietly.

Jiang Yan almost jumped up from the sofa, but his mental quality was really strong, and he was calm when he was in danger. He circled the outstretched arm in a big circle, put his five fingers together very straight and powerfully, and touched his forehead with a snap, majestic And loudly sang the bel canto:

"I salute you Respect!"

Jiang Peiliang's eardrums trembled after being shocked: "..."

The author has something to say: Brother: Let’s make do with it, how far can we go?