Sand Sculpture Overlord's thousand-layer routine

Because the incident last night was too oolong (Jiang's father unilaterally thought it), he felt very ashamed; so the next night, when the whole family was preparing to go to the banquet together, he did not look at these two people. glance.

The third time Jiang Yan found Jiang's father walking away from him with his neck tilted, he was very puzzled.

"Brother," Jiang Yan asked, "What's wrong with our dad?"

Jiang Peiliang heard the words, turned his head to look, and found that Father Jiang turned his face away the moment he met his eyes very strangely, looking like he wished that he could turn his neck into an owl on the spot and turn his neck [-] to [-] degrees.

"..." Jiang Peiliang said expressionlessly, "Maybe it's a stiff neck."

Jiang Yan felt that his father might not have fallen asleep while dancing rhythmic gymnastics in his dream last night if his stiff neck fell to such an extent that he looked like a strange species.

The strange thing is that except for Jiang Miao who is still alive and kicking, the whole family doesn't look very energetic; Jiang Yizhao is probably worried about Sun Chen's affairs again, and his face is almost blue; black and blue.

Jiang's father never forgets the tenderness of a strong man while being a strange man? "What's the matter? Didn't sleep well last night?"

Mother Jiang lowered her head and waved her hands, saying: "It's nothing, maybe it's just a little uncomfortable."

"Where is it uncomfortable?" Father Jiang asked with concern: "If you still feel uncomfortable, don't go at night, stay and see the doctor, take a good rest, I think you are working too hard."

Jiang Miao: "..."

She didn't understand how hard it was for her mother to play mahjong all day from morning to night.

Jiang's mother still didn't speak, she declined her husband's kindness, and then her gaze swept across Jiang Yan and Jiang Peiliang who were sitting together.

Then, he sighed faintly.

Since it was a family going there together, Father Jiang chose the large car with a sense of ceremony. The space inside was so spacious that he could even take a family portrait on the spot; Jiang Yan and Jiang Peiliang sat in the back row, side by side. Together, waiting for someone to wait until they are about to fall asleep.

I don't know if it's the Jiang family's ancestral tradition. Father Jiang's socks are not properly worn here, and Jiang Miao's buttons are not found there. They are all good. Then it was Jiang Yichao's turn to fall, surrounded by three doctors. He glanced at his battered tailbone, and it looked like the train would not be able to start for a while.

Jiang Yan was drowsy, and put his head directly on Jiang Peiliang's shoulder, and did not forget to ask: "Brother, are your shoulders more comfortable today?"

Jiang Peiliang lowered his body and gently stroked his hair: "Yes."

"Oh." After a while, Jiang Yan asked again: "Dad came in like that yesterday, he must have suspected something again, and we..."

"It's okay." Jiang Peiliang cut off his words and said, "Don't worry? So much?"

He has never been able to hear any exposed emotion when speaking, and his tone is also cold and indifferent, but it gives people a sense of reassurance that can be trusted inexplicably.

Jiang Yan arched his head into the crevice of his elder brother's neck again, then raised his head and looked at him from bottom to top.

As if sensing Jiang Yan's gaze, Jiang Peiliang lowered his head slightly, looked at him calmly, and asked, "What's wrong."

"It's okay." Jiang Yan inexplicably felt that he wanted to laugh. He bent his eyes and imitated his elder brother: "Come and kiss me."

Jiang Peiliang never refused his request; so he lowered his face, and slowly squeezed Jiang Yan's lips in a calm manner.

First, they rubbed each other's ears and temples, sticking together intimately; during this time, they were very skilled, Jiang Yan closed his eyes, suddenly showed his small canine teeth, and gently bit the corner of Jiang Peiliang's beautifully shaped lips, not letting go.

He did it on purpose.

Jiang Peiliang frowned, subconsciously grasped the corner of Jiang Yan's jaw with his palm, and then exerted a little force.

Lips and teeth touched together naturally, and the two of them paused, stumbled jerkyly for a while, and then seemed to find some tricks, and intertwined smoothly.

This tactile sensation was too novel, and the two of them closed their eyes intently, failing to notice the distant footsteps.

Jiang Yizhao's butt was confirmed to be fine, but he also suffered some mental blows, so he walked limply at the end; Jiang Miao followed him so that he could laugh at him first; Jiang Miao was in front of her, and asked her to say a few words; Jiang's mother was the first to board the car door, and then saw two black heads in the back row that were mostly covered by the seats.

Mother Jiang: "..."

"What's wrong?" Father Jiang was puzzled when he saw her stuck in the car door, "Why didn't you leave? What happened? Let me see..."

Before he could finish his sentence, there was a muffled "bang", and Jiang's mother, who was usually very fragile, supported the car door with great strength, her eyes were fierce, and her whole body was in the shape of a "big". Closely stitched together, there is a bit of an aura that one man should be the one who is in charge of the other.

Father Jiang: "?"

What is this doing!

"I suddenly remembered something," Mother Jiang said solemnly, "I forgot to turn off the water in our house, so I have to go back and have a look."

"How could it be?" Jiang's father just laughed, laughing at her for being such a fool: "The kettle is automatically powered off."

Mother Jiang refused to give an inch, and said bravely, "I unplugged the power supply, so it will not automatically cut off now."

"..." Such a perfect closed-loop logic made Jiang's father's expression slowly turn serious.

The power supply is unplugged, so how can the water boil? !No way, no way his daughter-in-law is suffering from Alzheimer's disease at such a young age, it's really terrible!

"Wife." Jiang's father was silent for a while, and then comforted: "Before we go to the banquet, we should go to the hospital for a physical examination. Early detection and early treatment will make you fine. We are all behind you."

Mother Jiang: "?"

Thank you, those two people behind her now are the culprits.

... Sigh, she really paid too much for this family.

It was only after Jiang Yan came back that he found out that the banquet he was taken to yesterday, although it looked ordinary on the surface, and the cold dishes in the venue were still so unpalatable, it was of great significance.

"Say it again," Jiang Yan wondered, "What does this mean?"

"To put it simply," Liang Xishi worked hard to organize his words, "it means that the upper-class business circles will take you to play with them in the future."

After all, even if the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the family.If the original owner is as weak as before, everyone will assume that he is just a gnawing rice bug; while as the eldest brother is as capable, they will isolate a small circle, exchange benefits with each other, and form a cooperative relationship.

"Wow." Jiang Yan opened his mouth very sincerely: "I didn't expect my dad to value me so much."

"That's not true." Liang Xizhi said in a high-spirited manner: "Before this, you were the only one in your family who hadn't participated in it."

Jiang Yan: "..."

Woohoo, it turned out that it was just rising from failing to passing.

Jiang Yan pretended not to hear this sentence, and went down to inspect again with his stomach full.

Although Qin Qi lacks talent, but hard work can make up for it, he is sweating in the practice room; Jiang Yan watched his whole singing and dancing with admiration, and then gave a precise conclusion: "Our company is really doomed. "

Liang Xizhi: "?"

"No, Mr. Jiang," Liang Xishi, as a male mother, is still very protective of his cub, "Qin Yu has only been studying for a few months, and he has great potential."

"Indeed." Jiang Yan agreed with his statement, "It would be even better if I could spend a lot of money on Xianyu to buy a cerebellum."

Liang Xizhi: "..."

The moment the two of them spoke, Qin Yu fell to the ground with the speed of stepping on a hot wheel.

Liang Xizhi was about to say something, but seeing this horrific scene, thousands of words were choked on his lips and he could not utter them, and finally he reduced them to two words: "Awesome!"

"How about this." Jiang Yan said: "Let's not embarrass the child, give him some other lessons, you see the child fell, and his buttocks are swollen."

The original flat-like arc narrowly fell out with two sharp points, it feels so pitiful to look at.

"Actually, before "Fan Love? Book" was finished, I was going to ask you if you wanted Qin Yu to make a cameo." Liang Xishi said, "But the director didn't seem to like it so much, so I just let it go."

Jiang Yan paused, then started to ask again: "Speaking of "Fan Qing? Book"..."

"Going to ask." Liang Xishi hesitated, "But there is no result yet."

It's better to come early than to come early. After the two of them watched the handsome guy wrestling for a while, Liang Xishi's cell phone rang a notification tone;

Jiang Yan asked him: "What's wrong?"

"The review platform means," Liang Xishi said in a confused tone, "someone suppressed it."

Jiang Yan: "..."

When he heard this sentence, his first reaction was not anger or doubt, but "what are you doing?"

The general meaning of someone suppressing it is that someone used their own relationship to force the show to be unable to go online. This kind of coercive behavior that harms others and does not benefit oneself, coupled with the fact that there are only a handful of people who can do this kind of thing, so the perpetrators It's almost obvious at a glance.

But Jiang Yan was as confused as Liang Xishi was——

In province A, if you play tricks with the Jiang family, that's equivalent to playing big swords in front of Guan Gong's gate. It's really too much. But it's such a confident behavior that makes them suspicious.

Does Gu Yan have any plans to keep the Jiang family from showing up for him?

The two of them were wondering, when Gu Yan called again?

I don't know what stimulated this little bastard. He was panting on the other side, and after a long silence, he gritted his teeth and said, "Jiang Yan, I really don't know why...why...why it's you..."

Regardless of past suspicions, Jiang Yan reminded him very friendly: "It costs 2000 yuan for a dental crown, so what if you bite it into pieces?"

Gu Yan: "?"

You just got the crowns! !

The anger he had been brewing for a long time was easily shattered by Jiang Yan for a moment, but he quickly recovered, and he said sullenly: "Things? It has become like this, I have nothing to fear anymore? ...Even if I'm having a hard time, don't you think about it too?"

"..." Jiang Yan's eyebrows gradually tightened: "What's wrong with you? Have you been diagnosed with any terminal illness?"

"That's not enough." Gu Yan paused for a moment, then quickly entered the scene again, pounding the table on the other side: "I will come to your house tonight, just wait for me!"

With a "snap", the phone was hung up.

Holding the phone, Jiang Yan and Liang Xishi looked at each other.

"Things? It seems serious." Liang Xizhi said.

"Yes." Jiang Yan sighed.

"Then what are you planning to do?" Liang Xishi asked again.

Gu Yan is such a thick-skinned guy, he won't let go if you get entangled, he will jump out from time to time to scare you, and he will pick the most critical places. "Pink Love? Book" is the chain of all follow-up activities of Xiangjing Entertainment. If this finished drama gets stuck, then the follow-up traffic effect of "Green Years" will be greatly reduced.

Simply put, you lose money.

Xiao Jiang will always be very angry if he loses money.

"I've already figured it out." Jiang Yan smiled confidently, closed his eyes slightly and said, "It's actually very simple, one force drop for ten sessions is enough to break this situation."

Liang Xishi immediately pricked up his ears, ready to listen to Mr. Jiang's golden and jade words, trying to hear some great plan to turn the tide; but after pricking up for a long time, he heard this sentence:

"Just take Qin Yu there tonight."

Liang Xizhi: "..."

Is this the fucking way to use one force to drop ten meetings? Mr. Jiang is very wise, he has realized it, and he has realized it completely.

For the sake of Gu Yan's life, Liang Xishi still pressed Qin Yu in the end, but failed to let him show off his newly learned dagger exercises. Both of them felt very sorry for this.

Jiang Yan was rather relaxed. After all, he really had nothing to worry about. He even bought two boxes of chives outside.

Jiang Yan had no interest in playing Tai Chi with him back and forth, so he leaned over to watch Jiang Yichao play games.

Men who are in love are different. Jiang Yizhao is rarely playing Jelly Bean Man and Battle Royale. What appears on the screen are four beautiful Japanese girls standing in a row, each with different personalities and looks.

Jiang Yan observed for a while, and found that Jiang Yichao said no, but in his heart? Still very honestly, they all chose the youngest but oldest pure school girl route.

"How is it?" Jiang Miao asked while biting a lollipop, "Have you learned anything?"

Jiang Yizhao frowned. He didn't know if it was because he was hiding from Sun Chen and couldn't go to the ground recently. His complexion looked a little paler. "I'm still studying for the time being."

"Actually, I think." Enthusiastic citizen Jiang Yan suggested to him, "If you are using it to date Sun Chen, I suggest you play otome games better."

Jiang Yichao accepted his enthusiastic suggestion and downloaded a few otome games to play. The effect was remarkable. With his high EQ dialogue skills, he perfectly dodged all the correct options and successfully reduced the favorability of the four male characters. Brushed to a negative number.

Just when Jiang Miao was laughing wildly and Jiang Yizhao was furious, the elder brother came back.

Jiang Yan kissed him twice with his eyes, wagging his tail happily: "Brother, you are back!"

"Yeah." Jiang Peiliang sat down next to him expressionlessly and stroked his head.

Jiang Miao looked at Gu Yan's flourishing appearance on the other side, and felt that it was not pleasing to the eye, so she pouted and asked, "Brother, what is he doing here?"

Although he came here before, he basically only haunted Jiang Peiliang, and now he comes to the house every now and then to block his eyes. I really don't know what this person is up to.

"That's right." Jiang Yizhao was also very unconvinced: "If I want to come, I don't know how to bring something."

"?" Jiang Yan pointedly exposed him: "The name of the thing you mentioned is Sun Chen."

Jiang Yichao: "Leave me alone!!"

During the elementary school chicken bickering, the elder brother finally spoke.

"It's nothing serious." Jiang Peiliang said coldly and expressionlessly, "I rejected him."

Jiang Yichao: "..."

Jiang Miao: "..."

Jiang Yan: "..."

The silence of the three is Cambridge tonight.

"Brother," Jiang Miao said, "Is this really something I can hear for free?"

Jiang Peiliang didn't speak.

Jiang Yan swallowed.

It's no wonder that Gu Yan made a special call to force him to talk about it before. It turned out that he had received a fatal blow, so he simply broke the jar.

Just when Jiang Yan wanted to ask about some details of the relationship, Jiang's father's loud voice came over: "Why are you all crowded there, why don't you come to eat?"

Jiang Yan even wanted to use the leek box as an excuse, saying that he was full enough to go, after all, it was fine if he didn't know before, but now he went there rashly for fear that Gu Banquet would go crazy and do some strange things?

But a man's dignity is very important, and Jiang Yan finally followed his eldest brother's buttocks with arrogance.

Gu Yan sat next to Father Jiang with a smile on his face, but Jiang Yan felt that he had malicious intentions.

The dinner process was the same as usual, Jiang's father was in charge of going to the countryside to take care of him, Jiang's mother was in charge of helping with a smile, and Gu Yan was the same as usual, speaking softly, and the exchange of one handful after another was like a spring breeze.

Time passed slowly like this? Finally, at the moment Father Jiang put down his chopsticks, Gu Yan's expression darkened invisibly, and he suddenly smiled and said, "Didn't Uncle Jiang take the young master to a banquet before? Speaking of which It’s very interesting. Many people there have seen Xiaoyan, and they all think that although he looks good, he really doesn’t look like his family, and I don’t know if it’s a genetic mutation.”

"..." Jiang Yichao cleverly used self-mockery to avoid his tragic ending before he continued: "Well, look at me."

Gu Yan: "Huh?"

Jiang Yichao: "I don't look like that either."

Gu Yan: "?"

You are everywhere!

He very smoothly ignored Jiang Yichao's interjection, and then continued his performance: "I was thinking at first, the young master will always be unhappy if you say this. You can't follow others, can you? But after all The young master is now considered a half-public figure, I don’t know why, there have been more and more rumors on the Internet recently—”

Gu Yan looked around for a week with a smile on his face, and found that all the people around the table raised their heads, opened their mouths slightly, and had a surprisingly similar blank expression? He waited for a long time, but no one answered him.

"..." He gritted his teeth, and continued: "After all, the ordinary citizens on the Internet don't know enough about families like ours, so they like to fabricate some half-truths and half-false rumors, saying that maybe the young master is not his own... All the hype is coming, which is really funny."

Gu Yan looked around again.

Everyone in the Jiang family still looked at him blankly.jpg.

Gu Yan: "?"

You guys are talking! ! !

Regardless, Gu Yan clenched his 3000 yuan crown and took out his mobile phone, as if he wanted to show everyone a joke? But when he got the mobile phone, his expression suddenly became complicated.

In this complicated expression, there were shock, surprise, embarrassment, and hesitation, and Jiang Yan couldn't help but comment: "Okay."

Jiang Yichao: "What's the matter?"

Jiang Yan: "It's good that there are a little more details in it."

Gu Yan wished he could blow these two audiences away with one mouthful.

But the stage was set up, and the play still had to go on, Gu Yan frowned tightly, his fingers couldn't help trembling: "This...this...how could it be like this?"

He turned the screen over, and it showed that Jiang Yan's name had been listed on the trending search list again.

Compared with the "rumors" he said, the evidence this time is obviously much clearer and more detailed? It even includes the paternity test certificate in pure English compared with Jiangyan's birth hospital. The terms and conditions explain that Jiangyan is not the biological father of Jiangyan. Son this fact.

After the trending search, there was an "explosion". The screen of Father Jiang's phone next to the sofa kept flickering. It was probably a call or a text message from someone who didn't know.

Gu Yan looked shocked, and covered his mouth, but what he said seemed to add fuel to the fire: "Uncle Jiang, I'm so sorry, I have a crow's mouth...! But you have been in love with Auntie for so many years Well, maybe she was just lost in the moment at that time? She made a mistake, and the young master is innocent..."

He was talking, but found that he had already said this, the Jiang family around them sat on the chairs and their buttocks were still as motionless as a mountain, and they still had the sinful expression. jpg, as if he wasn't talking about this It's a big deal, but let out a long and loud fart.

Gu Yan choked completely: "This, this..."

It was so different from the reaction he had imagined that he didn't know what to do next.

Shouldn't they have had a big fight, then settled the matter and swept Jiangyan out?

Why is there no response at all! !

But this time, before the unlucky Jiang Yizhao was stabbed in the waist, Jiang's father coughed first, trying to save the situation and read: "Oh my god, I'm so shocked. But, little Gu..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Mu stopped him.

Jiang's mother has always been a person with a low sense of presence. She prefers to knit while listening to speaking rather than speaking. She usually speaks softly and softly. She is gentle and gentle with Gu Yan, but this time it is completely different.

She sighed, and said, "Xiao Gu, sometimes the elders manipulate you to wish you well, but it doesn't mean that any small actions you do are within the allowed range."

There was silence in the restaurant, only the vibrating sound of the mobile phone continued.

Gu Yan swallowed, and suddenly felt scalp numbness: "Auntie..."

"I will not let my child continue to associate with despicable people." Jiang's mother interrupted him. She was usually smiling, but at this moment her face suddenly turned cold, and she could suddenly see that Jiang Peiliang was from her What kind of cold and sharp eyebrows and eyes were inherited there, as if they could pierce people alive, she said indifferently: "You hurt my family, this is the bottom line, I am very disappointed in you."

"Stop it as soon as possible, the ending will not be what you hoped for." She frowned, and waved at Gu Yan casually: "Seeing off guests..."

"Don't come here again."

The door slammed, and the uninvited guest left in embarrassment.

The rest of the people neatly changed from dumb.jpg to stunned.jpg, Mother Jiang looked cold and depressed for a moment, then raised her head, and it was full of spring flowers again. She didn't say anything, but just said to Jiang Yan, " It's all right." He continued to play up his sweater happily.

No one said a word, they lowered their heads tacitly and continued to eat.

Jiang Yan was particularly shocked. He endured it for a long time, but he still couldn't help coming over? Go and talk to Jiang Peiliang: "Brother, you are still more like a mother."

"Really." Jiang Peiliang didn't have much? Big reaction: "I'm not that scary."

Jiang Yan: "...I think you have misunderstood yourself enough."

But? It's true that Mother Jiang couldn't tell when she was smiling, but when she was cold, the two were really similar...Jiang Miao was more obvious, and her facial features were more similar.

Talking like this, then we must talk about Jiang Yichao.

Jiang Yan searched for him for a long time, and Jiang Yizhao was a little confused, but he still couldn't find out where his similarities were.

At this moment, Jiang's father's chopsticks rang loudly. He put down the chopsticks, his face sinking like water, and suddenly turned his head to look directly at Jiang's mother.

Jiang's mother turned a blind eye, and the atmosphere between the two of them was even a bit tense!

Just when Jiang Yan finally couldn't help but open his mouth to go to the round field, Father Jiang's complexion changed suddenly, he bit his mouth lightly, and a red cloud that was really not obvious suddenly appeared on his rough face.

"Wife," Jiang's father pursed his lips for a long time, then closed his eyes and said calmly, "You were... very handsome... eh."

Jiang Yan: "?"

Good guy, the world's unsolved mystery - who exactly Jiang Yizhao looks like has finally been found.