Sand Sculpture Overlord's thousand-layer routine

Time flies like water, and it will soon be early summer.

The days in May coincided with spring and summer, but there has never been spring and autumn in province A, so Jiang Yan only felt that he was still wrapped in a sweater and had a runny nose one day, and was wheezing and eating ice cream the next day. up.

The tradition of Jiang's family is that Mother's Day needs to be celebrated, and Father's Day depends on the mood of the children; just as Jiang's father thinks that he is getting old these days? People go out to relax.

A while ago, the incident with Jiangyan finally settled down. I know everything I need to know and what I shouldn’t know. Father Jiang made a special effort for this? Want to sit down with Jiangyan? Have a peaceful talk and ask him what he is An idea, but was stopped by Mother Jiang?

Jiang's mother said: "Since you have always regarded him as a family, then there is no need to ask, it hurts feelings."

Father Jiang thought about it, and felt that what he said was really true.

The two of them thought about where to go for a long time.

To be honest, at Mother Jiang’s age, she’s experienced more and more, basically she’s seen everything; the young girl likes to play, and she can’t get much interest. After rejecting Jiang Yizhao’s proposal of surfing on the beach The family protested against the debuff against the sweet potato, but decided to go to the Lingyan Mountain last time.

Lingyan Mountain has undergone a new round of construction, and the scenery in winter is completely different from that in summer. Recently, it seems that the temple has been renovated, a golden statue has been sculpted, and it has begun to accept individual tourists to live and eat fast.Although the conditions are somewhat harsh, it is far away from the urban area and has a separate mountain. It is a good place for self-cultivation and self-cultivation, where you can calm your mind and pray for blessings.

After Jiang Yan heard about this arrangement, he quickly piled up the company's affairs until the day was almost done (referring to throwing them to Liang Xishi), and then began to pack his luggage neatly, planning to leave the next day.

Jiang Peiliang was helping him to fix it together, and suddenly asked, "Why don't you bring your body? Body milk?"

During the first few hugs, I could smell the fragrance of Jiangyan's skin, with a bit of milk smell. It smells very comfortable.

Jiang Yan didn't answer directly, but just cast a glance at him in the light of Buddha, and said calmly, "Monks don't apply body lotion."

After a few overturns, he has evolved from gnashing his teeth to the current state of not being happy with things but not sad with himself. The whole person just doesn't have that kind of worldly desire.

"Take it." Jiang Pei coolly put the body lotion into the box and said, "I'll apply it for you after you take a shower."

A crack appeared on Jiangyan's radiant Buddhist face immediately: "Hee hee hee!"

Jiang Peiliang looked at him sideways: "Isn't it true that monks don't wear body lotion?"

Jiang Yan quickly clasped his hands with kindness and kindness: "The poor monk will return to vulgarity immediately."

Jiang Peiliang: "..."

He pulled "Jiangyan over" and kissed the cheek of the man with a funny smile, but his face was smeared with saliva instead.

The next day, the plane arrived on time, and the family boarded Lingyan Mountain the same way.

Jiang Yizhao obviously had lingering fears about the scene of the last social death, and he was even a little afraid to go forward. He swayed from side to side very vigilantly, and twisted his head into a twist behind the pillars of the main hall.

"What are you doing? Jing Ke assassinating the King of Qin?" Jiang Miao was very puzzled: "I was thinking about Sister Sun Chen? Didn't come? Huh?"

"No." Jiang Yizhao continued to look around vigilantly: "I don't want to see the little brother who presided over the ceremony last time."

Jiang Yan reassured him very enthusiastically: "It's okay, he's not here, come out?"

Seeing his calm and stable appearance, Jiang Yizhao immediately felt a great sense of comfort in his heart. When he came out from behind the pillar, he bumped into the familiar handsome young host head-on.

Jiang Yichao: "..."

Jiang Yan, I believed in your evil.And this brother, don't think that covering your face with your sleeves will prevent me from seeing your dilated nostrils?! !

Lingyan Temple is open to the side rooms in the back mountain area. You can see the beautiful mountain scenery from the window. It is already noon when you arrive, but there is still mist, and there is a fresh earthy smell in the air.

The condition of the wing room is definitely not very good compared with my own. There are only two wooden beds in the cabin, a few pieces of furniture, hot water and electricity, but no internet.

The hostess finished explaining the matter, saluted, and left first. Father Jiang took the key of the cabin and began to allocate rooms one by one.

"Miaomiao and mother, me and Yichao, Pei Liang..." Father Jiang subconsciously divided the keys, then suddenly remembered something, pulled the key back, and said stiffly: "This time, Yichao and Pei Liang... Xiaoyan, go to sleep, Pei Liang and I happen to have some things to discuss at night."

Jiang Miao: "..."

Mother Jiang: "..."

Jiang Yan: "..."

How many people fell silent at the same time? They slowly looked at Jiang Yizhao.

But at this time, Jiang Yichao, who was on the cusp of the storm, suddenly awakened his desire to survive, and he seriously expressed that he would never agree with this assignment: "Dad, no."

Father Jiang: "Why can't you follow the law?"

Jiang Yichao said firmly: "Without the company of my dad's snoring at night, I tossed and turned, I couldn't sleep all night, I fell asleep thinking about it, and my heart ached."

Father Jiang: "?"

Can't see? Your filial piety, how can I sleep.

"That's what I said," Jiang Miao couldn't help but said, "Those who didn't know thought you were at home? Sleeping between your parents."

Jiang Yichao roared, "Okay, stop talking!"

At this time, Mother Jiang, who had always had a low sense of existence, appeared on the stage. She turned her head? Looking at Father Jiang, she suddenly asked, "Didn't Xiaoyan and Pei Liang sleep together before? What happened today?"

Father Jiang was about to answer, but as soon as the words came out, he suddenly covered his mouth.

wrong.

wrong!

He swallowed what he was about to say, and looked down at his innocent wife, with love and regret slowly overflowing from his eyes.

His daughter-in-law is so naive and simple, she definitely doesn't think as much as he does, but if she says it out, according to her previous character of raising a goldfish to death and crying for a long time, she will definitely dig herself into a dead end again , will think crookedly.

"It's okay." In order not to make Jiang's mother suspicious, Jiang's father took a look at them, and finally said reluctantly: "Then? Let's divide them as before."

Jiang Peiliang took the key and said calmly, "Let's go there first."

Carrying the suitcase, Jiang Yan followed Jiang Peiliang's ass and headed away, happily like a grasshopper.

Jiang Miao and Jiang Yizhao also went to clean up the room soon. Jiang's father and Jiang's mother stopped outside the hall, watching the disappearing figures of the two of them. Sighed.

After that, the two turned their heads abruptly and looked at each other silently for five seconds, and the surprise similarities appeared on the two faces again.

Father Jiang: "?"

Mother Jiang: "?"

Father Jiang: "Old woman, why are you sighing?"

Mother Jiang: "I just want to ask you?"

Father Jiang: "No, no, is there any need to sigh in this situation? You? Why all of a sudden?"

Mother Jiang: "I've told you all before I'm going to ask you..."

"..."

in a small room.

Jiang Peiliang tidied up the things in the suitcase, and Jiang Yan lay on the bed, feeling that the chest of the bed was about to break: "Brother, this bed is too hard."

Jiang Peiliang glanced at him and said, "Really."

"That's right." Jiang Yan's thirst for knowledge was very strong. He even lay down on the ground for a while for comparison. Then, after setting up a control group, he said convincingly, "It's better to sleep on the ground."

Jiang Peiliang looked at the brat who was lying on the floor and moaning: "..."

"Get up quickly." He pulled her up and put her back on the bed, and said coldly, "It's so cold on the ground, don't just lie around."

"It's better like this." Jiang Yan sat on the bed, started to shake his feet, and gradually revealed the look of a dragon king with a crooked mouth: "I put? My quilt under it, and then? Let's sleep on a quilt..."

Jiang Peiliang: "This is in a temple."

Jiang Yan: "Oh, I'm sorry."

He watched Big Brother's fart when he bent over to make the bed, and couldn't help but shed tears.

So? Does Bodhisattva know how sad I am?

After tidying things up? There were still a few hours before dinner. Jiang Yan exchanged bombs with Liang Xishi, who was working overtime, in the WeChat group. He suddenly heard Jiang Peiliang ask, "Do you want to go down for a walk?"

"Huh?" Jiang Yan raised his head: "Where are you going?"

In addition to the most famous temples on the top of Lingyan Mountain, some scenic spots on the mountainside are also famous.At least when Jiangyan came here, many couples went to the safflower tree on the mountainside, and spent a little money to buy two small wooden signs connected with thin threads, and then wrote their own and each other's names, Finally? Throw it vigorously. If it can be successfully hung on the branch, it means that the two of them can live together forever.

Of course, Jiang Yan was also puzzled by this at the time: "Then? Wouldn't it be embarrassing if it fell on the ground?"

"It's okay." Jiang Miao gave a more correct explanation: "I think it's better to come with my current girlfriend? It's more embarrassing to see the names of myself and my ex-girlfriend on the tree."

"It's okay." Jiang Yichao made a wonderful addition: "I think I came with my current girlfriend? The most embarrassing thing is to see the names of myself and my ex-boyfriend on the tree."

Jiang Peiliang was very helpless: "...can you shut up."

In addition to this huge safflower tree, there is also a special stall. The owner of the stall is a fortune teller, and he also carves small wooden figures to serve.

It’s not the same as the stereotyped Taoist priests in other scenic spots? The stall owner? Wearing Hermes, even the bag for collecting money is LV. He speaks very straightforwardly, saying that if you get divorced this year, you won’t last until next year. It's scary; and the little wooden man attached to the fortune-telling looks very exquisite in carving and looks very similar, but it's also ridiculously ugly and terrifyingly ugly.

"Whatever? Let's go." Jiang Peiliang lowered his eyes, without any special expression on his face: "Go for a walk on the mountainside."

Jiang Yan stared at his calm but slightly clenched fingers. As if he suddenly realized something, the corner of his mouth began to smile again.

"Brother?" Jiang Yan jumped off the bed, patted his clothes, and said, "Let's go, I suddenly want to go to the red flower tree."

Jiang Peiliang: "Yes."

The two walked slowly to the red flower tree.In early summer, many people came here, many small wooden signs hung from the safflower trees, Jiang Peiliang didn’t care on the surface, but as soon as he came, he went straight to the place where the wooden signs were, and Jiang Yan stayed where he was After waiting for a while, when I took it back, I found that the names of the two people had been clearly written on the wooden sign with a brush.

Jiang Peiliang looked at him quietly without speaking.

The air suddenly became quieter.

After a while, Jiang Yan raised his head and said with a smile: "Big Brother, remember to throw it high when you throw it, otherwise it will be blown down by the wind one day? It will be bad."

Jiang Peiliang looked softly and said, "Okay."

Jiang Yan looked at the figure of the big brother throwing the sign, and his eyes were empty, as if he was thinking about something, but he didn't seem to think about anything.

The last time the family came here, I also joined in the fun and went to the fortune-telling brother Hermès to have a fortune-telling; his way of interpreting the lottery is very special, and each of them interprets it in the form of a note.

Jiangyan didn't expect too much. He opened the note, but found that there were eight words written in a dog-like font:

[If you are not from here, there is no luck to explain. 】

Jiang Peiliang came back. Seeing his breathlessness, Jiang Yan suspected that he hadn't thrown the shot put so hard in college and sports games back then, so he couldn't help being moved and wanted to laugh.After a while, he tentatively said: "Brother, you're all here, why don't you go over there to tell your fortune? Anyway, if you're idle, you're idle."

Jiang Peiliang? Don't ask him why, just say: "Okay."

There are still a lot of people in the fortune-telling booth. Brother Hermès changed into a bright yellow GUCCI today. When he saw the two of them, he raised his eyelids and scanned it quickly; then he picked up the pen without any difference. He wrote down a few words on the paper and handed it over.

"Five hundred." He spread five fingers?

Jiang Yan was carrying the note while walking dully. He was about to go back to the wing, or he didn't dare to open it; Jiang Peiliang had read it a long time ago, and his expression was normal.

"It's exactly the same as the last comment." Jiang Peiliang said, "What about you?"

Jiang Yan took a deep breath and slowly opened the note——

When he saw the content above, his heart seemed to let go of a big rock, and then sat on a cloud, and suddenly floated slowly.

[The family is harmonious, the zither is harmonious, this life is not alone, and the flowers are like a brocade. 】

This life is not alone, and the flowers are like brocade.

Jiang Peiliang watched Jiang Yan giggling non-stop at the note, and gently rubbed his head: "So? So happy?"

"Happy." Jiang Yan jumped up and hugged him: "I'm so happy!"

Jiang Peiliang has insisted on exercising for many years, and his waist strength is extraordinary. Such a big boy pounced on him like a grasshopper? He could hold him firmly. The two of them swayed around a few times, and they were about to chatter when they heard the door There was a soft knock on the door.

"Xiaoyan, Pei Liang." Jiang's mother is very knowledgeable. The door is open, but although the hand is in, the head is not in, as if taking a horse step outside the door, just to let the door open. Don't you see something you shouldn't see? A distant voice came from outside the door: "It's time to eat."

Jiang Yan: "..."

Is it his illusion? Why did he hear a bit of humbleness that shouldn't exist from Jiang's mother's tone.

The vegetarian food here is definitely not as luxurious as in the hotel. There are not many people who come here to stay overnight. There are only a few houses in total. We simply put a few round wooden tables and bamboo in the corner of the hall where the monks eat. The chairs, the fragrance of bamboo and wood, the sound of Zen, eating together with the sound of the bell and the gurgling water outside the door, is not a bit of elegance.

The little host who led them in handed over a small sign with a "1" written on it. He touched his head and explained: "Table 1 is at the corner over there, because you eat Or is it a little different from ours, there are more dishes, and the preparation is more suitable? So I use numbers to distinguish them, and I will trouble you to look for them.”

The whole family was there except for Jiang Yichao. Jiang's father took a small sign and found a round wooden table, only to find that the table next to him was an acquaintance from Province A.

But it seems that he should not deal with it very much, because as soon as Jiang Yan sat down, he heard Jiang's father exchanging Versailles with the middle-aged man opposite him:

"Oh, you mean Pei Liang? Oh, I don't even know what to say about this kid. You don't need me to help you. Then? He even said that my company was not doing well and helped me increase my profit by a few percentage points... No A lot, not a lot! Maybe just a few hundred million, this kid just doesn’t like to obey, he likes to make his own decisions, I don’t even know what to do with him.”

"Ah? You mean Miaomiao? I can't even understand the inner painting exhibition she held before. What is the painting? I don't know! It's just that the aesthetics of foreigners abroad is very strange. Why do foreigners like it so much? I think I can’t even figure it out, why do I have to spend so much money to buy it? I really don’t know what to buy it for? Our house won’t allow it to hang up.”

"Oh, Xiaoyan. His? Company was only a bit big when it was given to him in the first place... I never cared about this kid, alas, he is really not a good tool, entertainment company, no matter how big it is? Can you grow up? Where are you going? Right, anyway, I don’t understand, that chamber of commerce has been inviting him, and I have refused for him. Sigh, it’s all young people’s stuff?…”

"Once upon a time? Once upon a time, he loved to play, and he ran out all day long... You ask him how much he earns? Oh, it's drizzle, and our family doesn't rely on it for food. Isn't it just a few coal mines and a few new ecological test fields? ? What is there to boast about? Successful people, ouch, really!"

After staying with Jiang Yan for a long time, Jiang's father's yin and yang skills have risen in a straight line, and he has succeeded in making the person on the opposite side speechless; so the person on the opposite side had an idea and started to change the subject——

"Our family has a granddaughter in our arms. Why is there no movement at all in your family? Oh, I remember that Pei Liang came here in [-]? Why didn't you find someone? Did you not want to or..."

Father Jiang: "..."

Defensive!

To put it bluntly, the oldest child in their family is 16 to [-] years old, and they have never had a date since they were young!

But the dignity of a man can't be trampled on like this. Jiang's father sneered and started to fight back again: "The country advocates late marriage and late childbearing, fewer and better children... Do you know about the Sun family? Girl?"

The other party was stunned for a moment, probably because he didn't know what the Sun family could be related to: "I know, it's that proud and arrogant young lady, it seems that there are few people she can look up to..."

"Yes, it's her." Father Jiang said angrily from his dantian, "I'm chasing us now!"

other side:"???"

Sitting next to him, Jiang Yan was as quiet as a chicken, not daring to speak, so he took a moment to look at the other person's expression, it was very good, the typical nostrils were as big as the eyes, was it really shocking.

"Impossible? Impossible!" The other party subconsciously said, "How can it be possible!"

Jiang's father raised his eyebrows and laughed loudly: "Hahahaha? The fact is that—"

At this moment, before he finished speaking, Jiang Yizhao came frowning from a distance.He was carrying the small plate No. 1 handed to him by the hostess, and was confused by the dark, shiny bald head in the lobby. He couldn't find the No. After the table card?, he lost himself in the bald storm, and couldn't help asking loudly:

"Is there a 1? Is there a 1?"

All the bald heads: "..."

Jiang Yizhao's voice was clearly heard here, and the remaining half of Jiang's father's sentence suddenly stuck in his throat: "?"

"Where is 1?!" Jiang Yichao walked hesitantly and said loudly: "Who is coming? Tell me, where is 1? Is there a 1 here?? Is there really a 1?!"

The other party: "Pfft."

Father Jiang: "..."

Will he sooner or later? The little brat is dumbfounded.

After Jiang Yizhao was beaten up, he felt aggrieved. He followed Jiang's father back to the room and was ordered to close the door and think about his mistakes, and not to come out again until he learned how to say something.

The three rooms of the family are side by side. Jiang Peiliang and Jiang Yan live on the far left, and Jiang's mother and Jiang Miao are in the middle. The mother and daughter have gone out to play and haven't come back yet? Jiang's father walked over angrily, I was going to talk to my eldest son about something; while recalling what the other party said at the dinner table tonight, I became even angrier.

Indeed, of the four children in their family, which one is not an elite, and which one is not a conditional outstanding?Why until now, but there is no object?

Yichao and Xiaosun can at least have a little hope. Last time Pei Liang said that he had someone he liked but didn't bring him back alive, maybe it was yellow; Jiang Miao and Jiang Yan were even more silent, they This old? Father saw it in his eyes and was worried in his heart.

By the way when talking about things? Let me remind you...

Thinking of this, Father Jiang stepped up his legs with great vigor, and shouted loudly, "Pei Liang, come here, I have something to say—"

He obviously didn't have the good habit of knocking on the door like Jiang's mother did. The door opened wide, and Jiang's father stepped in with a jio, and then froze in place.

The light in the wing room was not turned on, only two short candles were flickering. Jiang Yan was lying on the bed with the quilt loosely draped, sleeping soundly like a piglet; under the dim candlelight, Jiang Peiliang sat by the bed, bent over Son, grabbed his sleeping cheek, and gently dropped a shallow kiss.

When he heard the creaking sound coming from the threshold, he turned his head and saw the shocked Father Jiang, his face remained motionless.

Father Jiang: "?"

What are you doing! ! ! !

He stepped back three steps, feeling that he might really collapse this time. Although he had doubts for a long time, he did not expect the impact of a direct hit to be so strong. He felt that his heart was about to collapse. Infarction and ten years of cerebral thrombosis concurrent!

"You..." Jiang's father swallowed, pointed at Jiang Peiliang heavily, and said in a low voice, "Get out of here?!"

Jiang Peiliang stood up very calmly, and asked, "What are you doing?"

Father Jiang: "Didn't you see that Xiaoyan is still sleeping?"

Jiang Peiliang: "...Oh."

The two arrived at Mother Jiang and Jiang Miao's room next door. Father Jiang closed the door and stretched out his fingers, pointing ruthlessly, "You, you, you, you..."

"You" for a long time, Father Jiang finally shouted: "Did you do it on purpose?!"

Just now I even started calling for someone from such a distance, it's impossible that Jiang Peiliang didn't hear it.

Jiang Peiliang nodded expressionlessly: "Yeah."

Father Jiang: "?"

He was almost out of breath?

"How long have you been doing this?" "When did it start?" "Who started it first?" "Do you know what this is about?" "What do you plan to do in the future?" Many questions were raging in Father Jiang's mind. Fermentation, like exploding stars, a rush of brains rushed to his throat; he struggled? Organized his words for a long time, and finally? weakly? popped out: "I am your father."

Jiang Peiliang: "I didn't deny it."

Father Jiang: "..."

Although he was right, why was he even more angry! !asshole! !

At this critical moment, Father Jiang finally found his own solution——

He stretched out his trembling fingers, and continued to point and point. The broken words probably revolved around "me, me, me, me" and "you, you, you, you", and finally stepped back two Stepping forward, he confirmed the location without any trace, then rolled his eyes, and with his superb acting skills and coordinated limbs, he passed out directly on the bed that Mother Jiang had tidied up.

one second.

two seconds.

three seconds.

The time was so difficult, Jiang's father closed his eyes tightly, only heard the silence around him, but did not hear Jiang Peiliang's regretful cry, just silence, a terrible silence.

Finally, after a while, Jiang Peiliang finally spoke:

"Dad, the trajectory you just fell is still a bit inconsistent with the law of gravity."

Father Jiang catapulted to sit up in an instant with a carp: "Nizi——!!!"

The author has something to say: Father Jiang: I will forget about your filial piety