Sand Sculpture Overlord's thousand-layer routine

07:30 in the evening.

The birthday cake was still quietly lying on the table, the candles and the small crown were still drooping in place, and the fragments of the small fireworks were still on the ground? No one swept them away, but now, Jiang Yan and Jiang Peiliang were sitting in the middle of the hall, surrounded by Four people surrounded.

"...Dad, Mom, don't do this." Jiang Yan swallowed, and couldn't help saying: "You? Let's talk."

The scene at that moment just now was so shocking that it is still playing back in his mind now:

Just as he was pulling his mouth off his eldest brother's chin, Jiang's father and Jiang's mother pushed each other's head down with the tacit understanding of their more than ten years of husband and wife relationship, and yelled indiscriminately while pressing " You? Don't look at you? Don't look at you? Don't look." "Yes? Is it a hallucination? Is it a hallucination?" on the ground.

In just three seconds, only Jiang Peiliang and Jiang Yan could stand in the hall, and the corpses were strewn all over the place, which was too horrible to look at.

"..." But now, Father Jiang took a deep breath, put his chin on his chin very seriously, and asked, "When did you know about it?"

Jiang Miao: "Probably earlier than you?"

Jiang Yichao: "It's Chinese New Year's time."

Mother Jiang: "Last month, someone suddenly sent a candid photo to my family..."

Everyone's answers are in the right? Standard? Well-conceived, half-covered, even if only half-spoken, but you can get a glimpse of the thrilling scene behind the words.

Looking at each other, everything is unspoken?

Father Jiang took a deep breath, and said in grief and indignation: "So I was the last one to know?!"

As the head of the family, this is really too unbelievable, how could he allow such a thing to happen?

"Dad." Jiang Yichao cautiously shook his finger at him: "You? Or? Not young enough."

Jiang Miao: "That's it? That's it."

Father Jiang: "..."

Sitting in the middle, Jiang Yan and Jiang Peiliang felt that they were in Hongshan Zoo in an instant. The four people staring at them were tourists, and the two of them fell in love because they were the same gender. The two stinky monkeys are about to be beaten with sticks at any time.

That's right, these two stinky monkeys were caught by tourists because of Bobo 10 minutes ago, and they were almost sent directly to the veterinary room; when he recalled the scene just now, his toes were ready to start digging at the Louvre.

Jiang Peiliang's position is already obvious enough, even at this moment, his hand is still on Jiang Yan's shoulder, with that tough strength, almost? Give Jiang Yan's thin sweater? Grab the ball.

In the silent air, Jiang's father glanced at Jiangyan, then at his wife.

He glanced at his wife, then at Jiangyan.

Mother Jiang didn't? She said angrily, "What are you looking at?"

Jiang's father hesitated for a long time, or? He couldn't help asking: "My wife, what are you thinking?"

He felt that his thoughts were enlightened enough. Although the two were indeed not related by blood, this incident was enough to shock him until he lost his hair, and it took him a long time to build up his mind.

But I didn't expect that Jiang Mu, who is weak and weak, who can't hide things in her heart, has already silently borne everything.

... There is even time to hide it from him!He couldn't believe it!

Mother Jiang choked for a moment, clenched her fingers, and said, "Isn't that? Some time ago, the kid from the Hong family next door forwarded some social news to me all day long. It's all? Chengdu MC, syphilis and AIDS smallpox, and an innocent woman who was cheated into marriage; the more I watched, the more frightened I felt, and the child told me, Ai, it's a plum thing, what's the big deal about warts, and she won a lottery Chances are…”

Jiang Yan actually heard Xiao Hong here, it can be called a dream linkage: "?"

Is it? Who instigated it?He didn't think that Xiao Hong had no good intentions, but with Xiao Hong's IQ, it seemed unlikely that he would do such a thing.

"Then I was thinking, haven't we, Pei Liang, found a girl for so many years? Maybe he likes boys." Jiang's mother said earnestly: "Xiao Hong said that the circle is in chaos now. On the surface, it seems A well-behaved person may play a big game behind his back. How can this work when I think about it? If Pei Liang finds a troublemaker to come back later, it will be over!"

Jiang's father deeply agreed: "That's it? That's it!"

"Then I received...that photo." Mother Jiang began to analyze her own mental journey, "Actually, at the beginning, I couldn't accept it. But the more I thought about it, the more I realized that after all, Xiaoyan's personality was something we all saw. In my eyes, it's a family, so there's no need to adjust. Compared with Pei Liang finding someone who doesn't know the details, Xiao Yan is...much better...Ability? Strong, long It's also good..."

Father Jiang nodded again and again: "No? That's right? That's right!"

Jiang Yan: "..."

It seems that the eldest brother is really right? I was wrong. My parents are? Self-strategy type characters. Compared with external forces? Forcibly intervening, they are more suitable for? Doing their own psychological construction.

Jiang Peiliang, who had been silent beside him, finally moved. There was no expression on his face, and he only expressed his attitude: "That's right."

Father Jiang and Mother Jiang: "?"

Although it was affirmed, why do I always feel a rush of anger from my throat to the top of the sky?What exactly is this? Why?

So? Now, the attitude of Jiang's father and Jiang's mother is clear. Immediately, everyone's attention is on Jiang Miao.

Jiang Miao felt very free and easy about this: "I don't care, it's fine."

"You? It's easy to say." Jiang Yichao, who had been silent until now, suddenly spoke here. He widened his eyes and said, "You? Of course it doesn't matter!"

Jiang Yizhao's expression was fierce, his tone was upright, and he seemed to be very dissatisfied; his dissatisfaction even shocked Jiang's father and mother.

The two sighed slowly.

It's just that I didn't expect that the problem lies with the most conservative second son——

"If the two of them are together," Jiang Yichao frowned and said seriously, "Then my seniority will be a little lower?"

Father Jiang: "?"

"Do I have to be called Jiangyan's third brother or? Sister-in-law?" Jiang Yichao said sadly, "Then my family status isn't it?..."

Jiang Miao didn't give me face: "I'm dying of laughter, I thought it was so tall."

It's not as good as the fat orange cat that came for a short time.

Jiang Yizhao was punctured, and immediately became angry: "Don't stand and talk without back pain, they are both? You? Brother! Why, why are you covering my mouth? What's wrong with what I said? Hey, don't— —”

Mother Jiang calmly covered Jiang Yichao's mouth with a sweater, then looked around, and said simply: "In short, who is for and who is against?"

"A show of hands."

Three seconds later, the six people present raised four hands.

Jiang's father and Jiang's mother raised their hands, and after looking around, each of them raised the hands of Jiang Yan and Jiang Peiliang respectively.

"Okay." Father Jiang said with satisfaction:

"Unanimously approved!"

Frightened by this birthday, Jiang Yan looked like he had finished eating the cake numbly, and was about to go back to his room to digest it. After a while, an unexpected visitor came.

Jiang Yizhao looked at the doorbell, and happily came back to report: "It's late at night, the unlucky thing? It's coming again!"

Jiang Yan: "..."

No more bad luck? You? This bad luck kid is terrible.

Mother Jiang originally went out to meet guests enthusiastically, but when she saw someone coming, the smile on her face faded a little.

Gu Yan stood cautiously behind the visitor, with his head down, holding some exquisite and expensive packaging bags in his hands, and there was still some unwillingness flashing in his eyes.

The Gu family heard about the incident between the juniors, and they wanted to repair the relationship helplessly, so they forced him to come to Jiang Yan's birthday to apologize and ask for peace.

For this kind of aristocratic family, it is necessary to maintain superficial communication. No matter how displeased Mother Jiang is with Gu Yan, she can't just "throw" people out;

But she's not a person who doesn't have a temper at all, so since Mother Gu and Gu Yan sat down, they have bumped into a lot of soft nails, and they hurt so much, but they can only apologize and deal with it.

The four children of the Jiang family were sitting on the other side, and they had already started rolling the dice to bet:

"I don't think he will? Come and play dead." After careful consideration, Jiang Yizhao said: "Everyone knows that it really annoys my mother. He has good juice. Besides, the eldest brother has rejected him, what else can he do?" Woolen cloth?"

"This is what a normal person thinks." Jiang Miao put forward an opposite opinion: "Do you think this guy looks normal? It's like a demon, doing things all day? If you don't do it, just think about it Harmful, I heard people say that his capital turnover is a bit poor, and it seems that he is still hiding it from his mother."

At the center of the topic, Jiang Yan sat on the side, but smiled and said nothing.

Jiang Peiliang snorted his head, and asked lightly, "What are you thinking?"

"No? What." Jiang Yan was just thinking, "He is really the successor of my soul."

After all, Jiang Yan's original character is in the book? That's about it, like a little strong, jumping out every day to challenge people, from the beginning of the book to the end of the book, the tricks are endless; and every time No? Getting good results is still tenacious, and the level of persistence is comparable to that of Big Big Wolf who has specialized in catching sheep for more than ten years but has never eaten a bite of lamb.

Although Jiang Yizhao didn't understand what this meant, it still didn't stop him from laughing: "So?"

Jiang Yan smiled indifferently: "So it's not too much for me to call him son?"

Jiang Yichao: "?"

Did he miss something?Why is it a son?

The women's battlefield is always quiet, and soon, Jiang's mother and Gu's mother secretly tore each other back and forth. On the surface, the two beautiful women are still talking and laughing, covering their mouths lightly from time to time. Laughing, but in fact, there is a subtle aura around him that no one else can interfere with, bloody and violent.

Jiang Peiliang moved a little closer, and rubbed Jiang Yan's earlobe boredly. Jiang Yan was still concentrating? God was trying to eavesdrop, but when he rubbed him like this, he shook his ass and almost bounced up like a fire: "Daddy!" , Brother, what are you doing?"

Jiang Miao was very sensible: "The water in my room is boiling, I'll go and plug in the power first."

"What's going on? Not so? He's safety-conscious. What should we do if there's a fire?" Jiang Yizhao immediately frowned, got up and said, "I'll check if there is any fire hydrant? There is water."

With such a logical and flawless reason, both of them disappeared in place.

After talking for a while, the confrontation over there has reached a feverish stage, and gradually began to attract foreign aid. Jiang's mother sneered. She really didn't want to see the face of the woman on the other side, and tried to make a quick decision. From the very beginning, she showed her big killer: "Pei Liang, come here!"

Jiang Peiliang hesitated for a moment, with a cold face, he didn't have the first reaction to get up.

Jiang Yan quickly patted his arm and said, "Brother, go quickly."

"Yeah." Jiang Peiliang just got up and walked over slowly.

Jiang's mother witnessed the whole process, and for some reason, her son had the illusion that his daughter-in-law had forgotten his mother, and she felt a little sad.

Soon, Jiang's mother used Jiang Peiliang's big stick to poke the opponent's spine wildly; from the opponent's fickle husband diss to the disappointing son? Lost.

While Jiang Yan was still concentrating on listening to the corner of the wall, Gu Yan unexpectedly came over without anyone noticing.

Jiang Yan received him with the most cordial tone: "Son? Son."

Gu Yan: "?"

Although he was struck by lightning as soon as he opened the screen, Gu Yan still did not forget his original intention and kept his mission firmly in mind, and started jumping again. He leaned over slightly, glanced at Mother Jiang not far away, and said in a low voice: "Did you think of you? Or? There are some tricks. Just? I don’t know, you? Can you stop it once or twice? Can you stop it countless times?”

Jiang Yan didn't know what the unlucky boy was talking about at first, but after thinking for a while, he finally understood.

It turned out that Gu Yan thought she had blocked the photos he sent home, but Mom hasn't seen it yet.

In the spirit of monkey doctrine, Jiang Yan did not tell him the fact that the unanimous vote was passed, but expressed his silence in a very timely manner.

And silence, in the eyes of Gu Yan, is a sign of guilty conscience. He sneered and said, "Since I have no chance, you shouldn't think about it. Think about it for yourself. Mom found out, what was the first reaction? What would you do? What would happen? Tsk tsk tsk, the eldest son who I regarded as the favored son of heaven actually messed with his younger brother and got entangled with his adopted son..."

Jiang Yan answered silently in his heart. Their first reaction was probably to shout "You? Don't look at you? Don't look at you? Don't look" and then cover each other's eyes and wrestle together. ?The same forest bird, falling together in imminent disaster.

Gu Yan saw that he was silent, even more arrogant, and said: "Perhaps, they have already seen it? You? You have spent a lot of effort on deceiving them? Hehe, indeed, you? Be careful, the one I sent is indeed not? What kind of rumor..."

As he talked, he turned on the phone screen and called up a photo.

In the center of the photo are two people.

Sitting in the car, Jiang Peiliang turned his face slightly, his expression was stern, but the corners of his mouth were slightly raised; outside the car window, Jiang Yan bowed his waist, closed his eyes and kissed the corners of his lips.

The 4K picture quality is very clear, and even the fluff on the faces of the two can be clearly seen; the movements can be borrowed, and the eyes can be screenshots, but the expression on the face? But it cannot be concealed.

Even if you let Qin Yu watch it, you can tell that this stinking couple is? falling in love.

When Jiang Yan saw this photo, his breathing stopped for a moment.

Gu Yan has been closely observing his expression, and he has successfully captured this tiny moment in his eyes, and immediately smiled, and said coldly: "Do you think that if I expose this photo, your dad will Is it possible that Mom still doesn't believe it?"

Jiang Yan stared at the photo, his chest was agitated slightly, as if his mood was too agitated, and he couldn't speak for a while.

Gu Yan continued to sneer: "Don't think that everything will be fine if you delete the pictures in my phone, I have backed up many copies..."

"This photo," Jiang Yan interrupted him suddenly, and said seriously, "Can you send it to me?"

"?" Gu Yan was a little confused by this sudden sentence, "You? What do you want a photo for? Oh, I understand. Are you? Are you going to explain to them that this is a PS photo? Let me tell you? , don't think about it, I..."

Jiang Yan: "Face to face and fast pass, please."

Gu Yan: "..."

He lowered his head, successfully established a connection, and sent this picture.

"Hey," Jiang Yan stopped him, "posting the original picture, all the children of rich families still care about these three melons? What's the use of jujube traffic?"

How could Gu Yan bear this anger, and quickly sent the original picture to?: "Look clearly, don't say I'm slamming you, this is? You and Jiang Peiliang——"

Before he finished speaking, he saw Jiang Yan save the original picture with lightning speed, and then grandiosely set this picture as the mobile phone wallpaper.

What's more, what's more, the wallpaper and lock screen are set at the same time, as if they are afraid that people will not see it.

"Thank you." Jiang Yan raised his head and held his hand, and said briefly and forcefully: "You know that our photography skills have never been very good, so we haven't had a serious photo together..."

This composition, this light, this movement, this demeanor!

Again? No? There is nothing more perfect than this!

With a trembling heart, Jiang Yan moved his hands excitedly, looking left and right at the new wallpaper, that is? Not looking at Gu Yan, who was stunned across the way.

After a long time, he sighed, or? He shook his head with some guilt, and said, "I can't let you? Take this photo for nothing."

Gu Yan felt that his ten-year cerebral thrombosis was about to occur, squeezed out from between his teeth? In one sentence: "What do you mean..."

It's too late, then? Hurry up, a clear and pleasant notification sound came out from his mobile phone——

Jiang Yan sent him a red envelope with the words:

[Appreciation of Human Aesthetics]: Thank you [Rose]

Gu Yan: "..."

Mother Gu was still in the middle of breaking her head in passion, but when she turned her head to look, she found that her child had already collapsed on the sofa rolling her eyes and twitching. She was shocked and said, "What is this? What's wrong?!"

Jiang's mother glanced at this, and immediately covered her mouth and smiled lightly: "Ah, look at this child's happiness!"

Jiang Yan: "?"

He lost, didn't he think that his mother's ability to open his eyes and tell lies is even better than him.

Jiang Peiliang on the sofa glanced blankly, and looked at his mother and little boyfriend who made a cooperative call without any communication. He couldn't help shaking his head helplessly, with a slight smile on his lips.

He said that Jiangyan is the most suitable place to stay here. Is this sentence correct?

The author has something to say: Jiang Yan: Who instructed Xiao Hong... [touching his chin and contemplating]

Big Brother: It's me, Pei Pei Da! !