Sand Sculpture Overlord's thousand-layer routine

The next morning, when only four people appeared at the Jiang family's dinner table, everyone was silent.

"..." Father Jiang coughed and said seriously, "Who goes upstairs to call Pei Liang? Why did you sleep so late today? It's so strange."

"Dad, don't lie to yourself anymore." Jiang Miao said, "I called in the living room until one o'clock yesterday, and my eldest brother never came out of Jiang Yan's room at all."

"It seems to be." Jiang Yichao added unconsciously: "Haha, maybe it was too late for the two of them to chat, and they were too sleepy, so they didn't wake up."

whole family:"……"

No? No, no? Someone really thinks that Jiang Peiliang stayed in someone else's room all night just to talk about the mountains, right?People must want to kiss and hug the top!

"Son." Jiang's mother couldn't help sighing: "In fact, proper education is still very necessary. It's your mother who hurt you."

"What are you talking about? It won't hurt you." Jiang Yizhao was very happy. He didn't understand Jiang's mother's implication, so he got up happily and prepared to go to Jiang Yan's room to call someone; Living.

"Do you want to live?" Jiang Miao said deeply, "My mysterious God, it says that as long as we don't see things we shouldn't see, our life span will be extremely long."

Jiang Yichao: "?"

Everyone is so weird this morning.

Across the wall, Jiang Yan was lying on the bed with his face buried in the pillow, like a tired frog.

The sun shone on his buttocks through the window sill, and there was still a bowl of porridge on the bedside table. Jiang Peiliang was already dressed neatly, so he coughed softly with a guilty conscience: "Wake up, it's ten o'clock, the sun is drying his ass."

Jiang Yan still lay motionless, but pulled the quilt to cover his buttocks.

as silent resistance.

Jiang Peiliang: "Get up."

"I'm sorry." Jiang Yan mumbled in the pillow: "The sun will dry out after a while. I'm afraid you will use me as a base to launch a giant rocket launcher."

The big brother’s giant rocket launcher is really not for dry food. Although there were some mistakes in the launching procedure at the beginning, the controller quickly adjusted the orbit back with his superb theoretical experience, and then the rocket went straight into the sky, piercing the sky.

But the theory still needs to be supported by practice. The rocket was flying crookedly. Although it didn't fall after all, he almost passed it on the spot.

Brother, all right!

Brother technology, no way!

"..." Jiang Peiliang was a little speechless by the wonderful metaphor of Yanyan, he sighed, stretched out his hand, and began to massage him.

Last night, I was thinking that the two people have nothing? Experience, it’s almost enough; but in the process, the good things that Jiangyan did one after another kept appearing in my mind, and I was suddenly angry and pushed me down It was almost three o'clock.

Jiang Peiliang looked down at the slight finger-shaped bruises on Jiang Yan's waist, squeezed his fingers, and pressed them as gently as possible.

Birds chirping outside the window, the atmosphere is peaceful, the two of them are bathed in the morning sun, it seems that the flow of time in this world has slowed down.

Jiang Yan has been lying in the quilt without saying a word, and now he finally speaks, his voice is still a little hoarse, it seems that there is a hint of fragility that he has never felt before: "Brother, someone said that your massage technique is very good ?"

Jiang Peiliang was taken aback, his hands kept moving, and his heart couldn't help feeling warm.

He said lightly: "Except for you, no."

It was really unexpected, and I don't know if it was his illusion, but Jiang Yan seemed to have become a little softer, whether it was his tone or his demeanor, he showed a slight sense of dependence on him.

This made his quiet heart jump up for joy, Jiang Peiliang smiled lightly, and was about to speak when he heard Jiang Yan's head still buried in the pillow, asking lightly, "Then you still keep pressing? "

Jiang Peiliang: "..."

Well, it's an illusion.

It seemed that Jiang Yan was still very energetic. Jiang Peiliang pinched his butt expressionlessly, and then saw a sloppy frog jump out of the quilt like water: "Brother, you are too much!"

"Yes, I was too much." Jiang Peiliang said: "So? Why can't I get up?"

Jiang Yan didn't expect that someone would dare to play dirty with him. He didn't get careless for a while, and he was hit. Now he immediately made up his mind, and said with his head down, "I'll just get up."

Jiang Peiliang was confused by his aggrieved look for a moment, just about to touch his head, but in a blink of an eye, he found that Jiangyan got behind him like a loach, and grabbed him back hard.

He must be much more ruthless than Jiang Peiliang, this time his strength is extraordinary, it is obviously different from Jiang Peiliang's small punishment and small commandment, as stable as a big brother, he gasped: "?"

Jiang Yan succeeded in one attack, he was overjoyed, the atavistic effect appeared immediately, he almost turned somersault out of the room, and let out a strange laugh from time to time: "I can't hit it, I can't hit it~"

Jiang Peiliang: "..."

He stood there silently for a while, and began to think about who he slept with last night. .

Originally, Jiang Peiliang tried to ask Jiang Yan for leave, but Jiang Yan cared about the company (mainly concerned about whether his stock price has fallen again), so he followed Jiang Peiliang into the car with a broken heart, and opened his mouth and said: "I want to eat Hamburger."

Everyone has a few days every month, just really want to eat junk food, this is for sure, but Jiang Yan thinks that the eldest brother will not? Agree.

"Yes." Jiang Peiliang agreed simply while moving the steering wheel with a cold face.

Jiang Yan was as happy as if his hamburger was not bought with money, but fell from the sky: "Really?!"

"Really." Jiang Peiliang continued: "Remember to tell the waiter, no meat, no salad dressing, no cheese."

Jiang Yan: "..."

Except for the donkeys of the production team, no one in this world likes to eat slices of bread sandwiched with lettuce, big brother.

"Brother, I want to eat junk food." Jiang Yan said bluntly: "Just once, just once."

Jiang Peiliang was unmoved: "You can dig through the garbage, but you can't eat junk food."

Jiang Yan: "?"

Piss him off!

In fact, to be honest, traveling at this time is really not a good choice. After all, yesterday's incident affected a wide range, and everyone was shocked by this drama-like plot.

But Xiang Jing is also an entertainment company after all, and it is good at protecting the security and privacy of popular artists, so Jiang Yan went upstairs without any danger, and was not caught by some people who were ambushing outside for interviews.

When he arrived at the company, what he faced was the eyes of the employees who pretended to be calm: "..."

Bie Le and Liang Xishi stood at the door of the office, one left and one right, like two door gods.

Liang Xishi is fine, but don't you feel happy? It was a roller coaster ride last night. Since that photo was posted on the Internet, his heart rate hasn't dropped below [-].

So he hesitated to speak, stopped to speak, and finally said: "Boss, I'll make you a cup of passion fruit double-cannon."

"Don't, don't be happy, don't," Jiang Yan immediately dived 50 meters to stop it: "Just take a cup of hot water."

Don't let the fun go on, Liang Xishi felt some doubts besides the embarrassment: "Passion fruit double-cannon? What? He learned it all the time? He made this drink?"

"Yes, I don't know where I learned the exclusive formula." Jiang Yan said with a blank expression, "The cannon rang, and it rang in my stomach."

Liang Xizhi: "..."

Mr. Jiang, it's been so hard for you for a long time.

As soon as the door of the office was closed, the curious eyes of the employees from time to time were isolated; Liang Xishi was silent for a long time, not knowing what to ask? Well, in the end, he just picked up a mild question: "Mr. Jiang, in fact, you Now it is completely possible to hire an agent, there is no need to do it yourself every day."

After all, based on the analysis of the Jiang family's rhetoric last night, Jiang Yan's net worth has reached an astonishing level. Xiangjing Entertainment is really nothing, and there is no need to care about it.

Who knows, after Liang Xishi finished speaking, Jiang Yan looked at him very vigilantly: "Guardian Zuo, do you want to go?"

"?" Liang Xishi assured that he had never thought about this: "I didn't..."

It was indeed tiring at the beginning of Xiangjing's life, but the treatment was also exceptionally good.Not only can he realize his own value here, but he is also very happy every day——

"Have you forgotten your good eldest son, Qin Yu?" Jiang Yan said sadly, "Are you going to abandon him?"

Liang Xizhi: "..."

That still doesn't include this.

Qin Qi is a person who doesn't even use a smart phone very much, and is not very good at surfing the Internet, so all the news can only be relayed by Liang Xishi; Liang Xishi tried to explain to him yesterday that what happened to the boss What? Things, but it was too cumbersome to think about it, and finally just said: "Anyway, President Xiao Jiang has become his own sister-in-law."

The quake expression in Qin Yu's pupils was too vivid, which made him feel a little guilty: "Hasn't Qin Yu been doing well these few days?"

But lately Qin Yu has really been clinging to him all the time, and I don't know if he really treats him as a mother or what, Liang Xizhi has no interest in getting to know his son everywhere, it's really annoying.

"Oh." Jiang Yan sighed for a moment, then walked around the office.

Liang Xishi followed him around and found that he hadn't sat down, so he walked around again, probably three times, and finally couldn't help but asked, "Mr. Jiang, why didn't you sit down?" ?”

Jiang Yan said deeply, "I'm not tired."

"No." Liang Xishi is obviously well versed in anthropological observation: "Usually, no matter whether you are tired or not, you will sit on the office chair immediately and start fishing."

Jiang Yan emphasized again: "I'm really not tired."

Liang Xizhi frowned, what did he want to say? Jiang Yan circled around again, sighed deeply, and said, "I really can't get a seat."

Although Liang Xizhi is full of anthropological observation, his language skills are still almost meaningless. He couldn't understand Mr. Xiaojiang's words, but he felt that it was not good to explain, so he held back for a long time, so he had to silently pass on "Bie Le" The water that came over was brought over.

Jiang Yan supported his waist, took a sip slowly, and sighed very soothingly with white steam coming out from between his lips and teeth.

"Don't be happy," he said suddenly, "Have you ever thought about what it will look like if you hand in a partner in the future?"

Bie Le felt a little shy about such an abrupt topic, and her earlobes turned red: "No, I haven't thought about it... What's the matter, Mr. Jiang, why? Asking this all of a sudden?"

Jiang Yan said in a deep voice, "I thought about it."

The blush on Bie Le's cheeks deepened: "Then what do you think? It looks like..."

Jiang Yan smiled lightly, and said calmly, "Probably someone who will send "drink more water" to the other party."

Good guy, if the water is hotter, his brain will boil.

Bie Le: "?"

Under the meticulous care of the guilty Bie Le for an afternoon, the night came quickly, and Jiang Yan blatantly got into Jiang Peiliang's car outside the door, and then found an extremely incongruous thing on the passenger seat.

It was a soft pink cushion stuffed with so much cotton that it made people suspect that the manufacturer was losing money.

Jiang Yan sat on it, and felt his waist, which had been stiff all afternoon, relax a bit, and immediately began to whisper sweetly: "Big Brother, Big Brother is so nice~"

Jiang Peiliang gave him a helpless look, leaned over, lowered his seat, touched his forehead lightly, sat back in the driver's seat, and started the car.

His lips were a little cool, as if he was waiting outside with the car window open just now, blown through by the night wind.

Jiang Yan pursed his lips and smiled, like a little fox, he suddenly said: "Brother, I don't think we can go on like this."

Jiang Peiliang frowned immediately, and clenched his fingers imperceptibly: "What? What do you mean?"

"I mean, it can't go on like this." Jiang Yan began to speak his technical terms with a serious face: "The rocket launch is not smooth. An important reason is of course that the controller's technology is not good; but apart from this factor, there are obviously still Other factors—"

He held his voice for a moment, and said loudly: "The model of the rocket does not match the launch pad!"

Jiang Peiliang: "..."

He turned the steering wheel expressionlessly, thinking that he must be the only one who can understand such nonsense.

"So?" Jiang Yan said in a trembling voice again: "Why don't you let my rocket launcher try your launch pad, do you think it's possible?"

His tone was too sincere and impassioned, it seemed that he had made a lot of drafts in his heart, just to convince his elder brother.

But Jiang Peiliang nodded very easily, and said casually: "Yes."

Jiang Yan: "?"

"Really?" Jiang Yan felt that his back was no longer sore, and his back pain was gone, and he could go up to the second floor in one breath: "Really?!"

"You are like this now..." Jiang Peiliang's half-closed eyelashes swept across him, before he finished speaking, the implication was very obvious, "No way."

Jiang Yan was fascinated by his fluttering eyelashes, and said quickly: "I can be brave."

"Yeah." Jiang Peiliang didn't say yes or no, but said calmly: "That depends on your ability."

Jiang Yan suddenly felt his butt and Tianling Gai get cold at the same time: "..."

What to do, he now feels like a donkey being tricked by a carrot in front of his nose.

When the two of them got home, dinner was already on the table.

Sitting at the table with Jiang Miao, Jiang Yizhao said with normal expressions, "Brother, Jiang Yan, are you back?"

Jiang Peiliang led Jiang Yan over there, Jiang Yan took a look around, the table was either? Lush green, or?

He immediately put on a puppy face: "Oh."

Jiang's father coughed, what did he want to say? He didn't dare to say it, and immediately danced a ballet with his eyebrows. He was terribly confused, and finally said calmly: "Xiaoyan, don't eat so many unhealthy foods, it's not good for your health. .”

"Yeah." Mother Jiang lowered her head and looked like she was knitting a sweater, but in fact there was no thread on the sweater needles at all: "Let's eat light today... good."

Jiang Peiliang said with a normal face: "I will? Look at him."

Everyone understood the implication, Jiang Yansha's face was flushed, and his fingers were all clenched: "Mmm, um..."

help! !What is this feeling of newlyweds seeing their parents the next morning! !Does the whole family know about them [ ]?This is too challenging for a person's shame——

"Ah?" Jiang Yichao frowned, he was puzzled for a long time: "Why? Ah?"

His words were like earth-shattering shocks, and everyone's eyes focused on him.

"?" Jiang Yichao panicked visibly with the naked eye: "What did I say wrong? Did I say anything?"

Jiang Miao used traditional performing arts below, stabbed him in the waist, and whispered: "Stop talking, eat your meal."

"Cough." Father Jiang's face turned green, and he said tactfully, "Xiaoyan's body is a little uncomfortable today, and I can't eat...so greasy. Anyway, everyone should eat light." Mother Jiang Nodding quickly: "Yes, yes."

On the opposite side, Jiang Yan lowered his head, his face was about to fall into the rice bowl, and the roots of his ears were red all the way to his neck.

Jiang Yizhao still didn't understand. Just as he was about to express his views on health preservation, he felt his waist stabbed again. Jiang Miao's suggestive gaze led him around Jiang Yan's waist.

it is more than words.

At this moment, Jiang Yizhao had a flash of inspiration in his mind. At this moment, he had already understood everything: "...Jiang Yan, don't worry too much, this is just a small problem."

Jiang Yan: "?"

Jiang Yichao showed him a compassionate smile, and said kindly, "Wait a minute? I'll ask Uncle Li to bring you some Ma Yinglong. If it's not serious, just paint it on."

Jiang Yan: "..."

Mother Jiang's sweater needle fell to the ground, which could be heard clearly all around.

After eating, Jiang Yizhao was dragged away by Jiang's mother twisting his ears in the name of "re-education", leaving only a mobile phone that was not closed, implying this tragic crime scene.

Jiang Yan and Jiang Miao were sitting on the sofa playing Hell's Kitchen, both of them a little absent-minded.

"Oh." Jiang Miao sighed.

"Oh." Jiang Yan also sighed.

I didn't expect Jiang Yizhao to stick to male virtue for so many years, and he was so clean and self-conscious. However, due to the lessons learned from the past, Jiang Miao suspected that Jiang Yizhao was just trying to ridicule him.

At this time, Jiang Yichao's phone vibrated twice, and the notification sounded.

Jiang Miao didn't think too much, subconsciously picked up the phone, and was about to get up to send it over. At this time, her peripheral vision accidentally glanced at the screen. It was a social software, and the huge font on it read:

[Don't take pity on my delicate flower]: Master, this request is too difficult, I can't do it, can I change it?

Jiang Miao: "!!!"

Her pupils trembled suddenly, as if sparks hit the earth.

Jiang Yan noticed her strangeness at the first time, and leaned over to take a look. Immediately, Jupiter also began to hit the earth.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Yichao, acting like a master of male morality, actually played a big game behind his back! !

Two? People held their breath, Jiang Miao slipped his hand, and the previous chat records showed the whole picture:

[Don't take pity on my delicate flower]: Are you interested in being S?You have a good temperament, I want to be your dog.

[No change in the morning]: What is S? What does it mean?

[Don't take pity on me, this delicate flower]: I will do whatever you ask me to do. You can beat me and scold me.Humiliate me, do everything you want to do to me... [Same morning]: Okay.

Jiang Yan and Jiang Miao held their breath together——

[No change in the morning]: I order you to develop a new type of whitening injection immediately.

Jiang Miao: "?"

The author has something to say: the last one comes from the meme of "ordering you to be admitted to Tsinghua University" hhhh

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