Lost Guide

He He'er felt that this question was too difficult, and after thinking for a long time, he decided to change the subject and said, "Let's tie up this bad guy first!"

Xue Chunyun woke up not long after, and found that he was tied up almost immediately after waking up, and He Heer was sitting opposite him with his legs crossed.Xue Chunyun quickly recalled the matter, and begged for mercy in consideration of the situation: "My lord, I know I was wrong, I was just obsessed with sex for a while!"

"Crazy about sex?" He He'er frowned.

"Yes!" Xue Chunyun kept nodding, and said, "It's all because you are so handsome! Your elegant demeanor and elegant temperament are like aphrodisiacs that stimulate me, making me unable to think rationally! Of course I'm also to blame. I have no concentration, my heart is not strong enough, and I can't stop my love for the young master!"

——This guy can play better than me!

He He'er coughed twice, stared and said: "How dare you lie to me! My servant boy came back and told me that the owner of the soy sauce shop tried to attack him! Fortunately, my servant boy's martial arts are about one percent as strong as mine, That’s why you didn’t let your treachery succeed!”

Speaking of which, Mr. Tong Tuhu lacks experience in the world after all. Even though he knocked down the owner of the soy sauce shop, he didn't understand that it was a trap.

As soon as Xue Chunyun heard this, he knew that the treacherous scheme had been exposed, so he begged for mercy: "I also came out to make a living! It's also considered physical work! It's also considered labor income! Young master, you are so kind-hearted, please let me go! I will never let you go!" Don't dare!"

He He'er said: "Do you want me to let you go? Then you should explain the matter clearly first!"

Xue Chunyun said that a good man does not suffer immediate losses, so he confessed honestly: "Actually, sending soy sauce is a code word, which means to let the owner of the soy sauce shop come to 'catch rape'."

He He'er understood immediately: "It turned out to be 'Immortal Dance'! Why didn't I think of such an old-fashioned plot? You must let him come to 'catch rape' and take the opportunity to blackmail me, right?"

Xue Chunyun nodded.

He Heer said again: "It's not the first time you have used this trick! I don't think you are a gentleman, you have always played the fairy dance! The client we saw you beat up just now must be you performing the fairy dance Did you beat him when you found out that he had no money?"

Xue Chunyun didn't deny it either.He didn't sell his ass at all, but used his ass to deceive people.He colluded with the owner of the soy sauce shop, and if a fat sheep came, he would let someone report it.The owner of the soy sauce shop came over and lied that Xue Chunyun's husband had come to catch the rape, and then blackmailed her.

He He'er said: "If my servant boy doesn't know martial arts, what will you do to him? Sell him? Or rape him? Force him to sell his ass?"

Xue Chunyun replied: "I'm not a bandit or a robber, and I never kill anyone! Now in troubled times, all the able-bodied men in our village are dragged to fight, and the higher-ups impose heavy taxes. We cheat to survive. This is a last resort, and it will not harm such a young child at all."

He He'er sneered and said, "Give me back your benevolence!"

At this moment, I heard shouts from outside, a commotion, and a male voice shouted: "Get out of that stinky butt seller! How dare you beat me! Also, the aunt who planted plantains at the door, Get out of here too!"

Xue Chunyun was shocked when he heard the words: "Could it be that person just came back looking for bad luck?"

He He'er also felt puzzled: "Would you still have the face to come back to find bad luck if you don't bring money with you?"

"Yeah, it's the first time I've seen someone so cheeky." Xue Chunyun nodded.

He He'er opened the door and went out to look, but saw a group of people gathered at the entrance of the village.Those people were not ordinary hooligans, they were all riding tall horses, they were burly and wearing military uniforms, they were probably Hu stragglers from outside the Great Wall, there were a dozen of them in total.The leader is the naked man who was taught by Xue Chunyun and Aunt Basho—of course, he is not naked now. He is wearing a military uniform and riding a big horse, and said fiercely: "Let them get out! Otherwise, I will slaughter the village!"

It turned out that this person didn't intentionally prostitute the Overlord, but he just forgot to bring the money, but was beaten up and had to run back naked.He couldn't hold back the bad breath, so he brought a dozen brothers to settle the score.

The villagers of Shanshan Village also blocked the door, saying that there were no Xue Chunyun and Aunt Basho.Those villagers were exactly as Xue Chunyun said, they were old, weak, sick, and young boys and girls, but they all had a tough attitude, and they had no fear in the face of the tall Hu men, just like a casserole hoe in their hands It is like a peerless sword.

He Heer was astonished, but seeing Xue Chunyun walk out, He Heer was even more astonished: "How did you untie it?"

Xue Chunyun rolled his eyes at him, and said, "You can't tie me up even if you go back and practice for ten years!"

He He'er sneered and said, "I'm neither a robber nor a liar, why would I know these things?"

Xue Chunyun also sneered, and said, "Yes, you are the carefree young master! How do you know the sufferings of the world!"

He Heer looked at the entrance of the village, then at Xue Chunyun, and said, "I think you should hide back. It seems that your villagers are very loyal."

"Of course, if our villagers hadn't united as one, I'm afraid this village would have become a dead village!" Xue Chunyun gritted his teeth and said, "The strong men and fathers in our village were all arrested and said to protect everyone, but in the end they only protected the nobles in the city. People’s property is constantly taxing our villagers. We don’t cultivate enough to pay taxes, so we can only give up the farmland and start these businesses.”

He He'er was stunned when he heard this.

Xue Chunyun added: "When we grew up, we also realized that our fathers and brothers would not be able to come back, but the city lord still shamelessly ordered people to recruit young men. If we villagers hadn't been resolutely refusing, I'm afraid I would have to build it too. What border defense?"

He He'er frowned and said, "Why don't you go back after building the border defense?"

Xue Chunyun said: "It's not to build border defense at all, and they haven't got the letter from the Northern King. No one knows what they are actually doing. We moved away from the fertile land that can be cultivated, and moved to the unmanaged land between the cities. , there are many foreign stragglers and copycat robbers here, and we are also living very hard, if we are not strong enough and united, I am afraid there will be no scum left."

He He'er didn't know whether to admire or sympathize, or what to do. She had mixed feelings in her heart, and after thinking for a long time, she said, "But no matter how tough your villagers are, they can't beat these soldiers, right?"

Xue Chunyun quickly said: "That's natural, so I want to go with them, let them vent their anger, and don't vent it on everyone."

"Ah?" He He'er was deeply astonished, but saw that Xue Chunyun had already rushed up with strides.The Basho aunt also rushed up, looking generous.He He'er felt unbearable when he saw it.Mr. Tong Tuhu came out at some point, and said to He He'er: "I seem to be a little bit impatient."

He He'er turned his head and said to Mr. Tu Hu: "You have to bear it, you are a god, you can't interfere. This is a matter between people."

Just like the photographers of wild documentaries, no matter how much they love animals and how much they can't bear to see the death of wild animals, they can't stop wild animals from eating weaker animals, and they can't destroy the laws of nature.God should not destroy the fate and karma of this world.

Mr. Tong Tuhu naturally knew this truth, but said: "Are you going to just sit back and watch them suffer?"

He Heer replied: "There are so many people suffering in this troubled world, can we save them one by one?"

Mr. Tuhu was astonished.

He He'er said to himself: "You can't save them one by one, but save one after another."

"Ah?" Mr. Tuhu said in amazement, "Didn't you say that you can't break the rules..."

"You are a god, you can't break the rules." He He'er smirked and said, "But I'm a human being, so I can do whatever I like."

He He'er used spells to easily defeat more than a dozen skirmishers.Seeing that He He'er was so young and thin but so powerful in martial arts, a dozen or so scattered soldiers had no choice but to flee in despair.Xue Chunyun looked at He He'er in astonishment, and said, "You are really so strong in martial arts?"

He Heer said: "Of course, although my appearance is more refined and my demeanor is more unrestrained, I really come from the Jianghu."

Xue Chunyun sighed again: "You are indeed a good person. I really shouldn't have lied to you."

"Even if the other party is a bad person, it's not good to cheat money like this." He He'er said again, "Those stragglers won't just let it go, and besides, it's not the way for you to set up a fraudulent gang like this, there will always be a snag. Time. The situation in the north is unstable, you should go to the south and return to your old job of farming.”

Xue Chunyun said, "How can it be so easy?"

He He'er took out a pearl, and said: "This pearl is very valuable, you should hide it carefully, don't show your eyes on the road, go all the way to the southern country, and buy a property there."

The villagers have worked hard in this barren land for a long time, and they were very moved because they didn't want to have such an opportunity.He He'er persuaded again: "You should be good people again."

Xue Chunyun cried: "What benefactor says is what it is."

The owner of the soy sauce shop cried and apologized to Mr. Tuhu again.He Heer said: "He forgives you, but you, don't play fairy dance anymore, and make soy sauce."

The owner of the soy sauce shop couldn't stop nodding.

Xue Chunyun said again: "Your benefactor is so kind and virtuous, Xiaosheng can't repay you, let Xiaosheng promise you with your body!"

"You don't need to be so polite!" He He'er was terrified.

But Xue Chunyun said sincerely: "This time, I really want to agree with my body!"

He He'er also said sincerely: "I also sincerely tell you not to be so polite!"