Lost Guide

"how come?"

He Heer explained: "Look, that Vulcan loves us so much, but we keep asking him 'do you really love me' 'do you really love me' 'really' 'tell me again One time" "Okay say it again", every day like this, people want to break up, even a lover, also want to poison you! So let's ask God for divination, only when the time is good, and don't ask too much .”

The young master was persuaded.

Gan Bairen's army quickly attacked another city in Shuo Kingdom, smashed their ice god statue in public, and replaced it with the fire god statue.This victory made Gan Bairen very happy, so he also celebrated in the city.He He'er only felt very nervous, because the celebration banquet is often the moment when witches are raped and killed before the battle.

He He'er said to Tong Tu: "Don't stay here, if he comes, he might feel you."

But Xianjun Tongtu said: "If I'm not here, are you enough to deal with him alone?"

"Of course not." He He'er is still very clear about how much he is, "So you put an inspiration on me, so that you and I can still communicate with each other even though we are thousands of miles away, isn't it the best of both worlds?"

Immortal Tongtu thought so deeply, so he cast an inspiration spell on He He'er, and then left.Because of He Heer's ability to fly against the wind very well, he was called "He'er", but he felt very ashamed when he saw Yifei of the same class.I saw Tongtu Xianjun dressed in white clothes very uncreatively, and walked towards the sparse forest under the moonlight, just like a moonlight white crane.This white figure, flowing black hair, serious and beautiful face—all of them were described by Sha Yuyin in the past.He He'er felt great grief in his heart.Although Tongtu's ignorance and ignorance are very different from Sha Yuyin's familiar human nature, but the coldness and cleanliness in his bones come from the same soul, there is no difference.

As soon as Tongtu Xianjun flew away, He He'er turned around, covered his heart again, and tried to sense Tongtu through spells.Slowly, his mind was cleared away, he could only hear the sound of the cool wind blowing in his ears, it seemed that Tong Tu was still flying against the wind.

Although it was just the sound of the wind, it made He He'er calm down a little, and he wasn't so afraid anymore.He just closed the window and went to bed to sleep.He He'er lay on his back on the bed, covered with a thin quilt, this place is already inside the city, and the environment is naturally much better than the tent.On the one hand, he trusted Immortal Tong Tu very much, and on the other hand, he followed the army for many days, and was a little tired, so he fell into a deep sleep.

This night, however, there was no wind and no waves. As soon as He Heer slept until dawn, he saw the handsome man in white standing at the head of the bed. He Heer wanted to call him "Big Brother", but the words rolled down his throat, and then rolled away again. In the stomach.He seemed to remember something, and said, "He didn't come."

Tongtu Xianjun nodded.

He He'er smiled and said, "By the way, did you spend by the stream last night?"

Tongtu Xianjun nodded.

He He'er smiled and said, "No wonder my dream last night was filled with the sound of gurgling water."

Immortal Tongtu was stunned for a moment, and then said: "I also smell the fragrance of flowers beside your bed."

When He He'er heard this, he smiled, picked up one of the flowers in the bottle, and saw that the flower stem was slender like a lotus flower stem, and the petals were thin and almost transparent.He He'er said: "This flower is called Moon River Flower. It is unique in this world. My elder brother often smells like this because of his work."

He He'er was talking with Tongtu, but Tongtu suddenly changed into a boy, He Heer knew someone was coming.Because Xianjun Tongtu's original form is too eye-catching, he looks like an ordinary and handsome boy in front of people, and his identity is a wizard's servant boy.

Tong Tu's innocent eyes are indeed very suitable for this identity.

I saw Gan Bairen coming in wearing armor, with a high-spirited expression on his face, obviously still immersed in the joy of victory.Seeing that he was fine, Gan Bairen said, "Generally speaking, the murderer didn't strike at the first celebration banquet—unless the battle was huge."

He He'er thought to himself: Maybe that demon fox wants to accumulate more hostility before attacking.

Gan Bairen said again: "By the way, we plan to deal with a group of prisoners of war."

"'Process'?" He Heer asked.

Gan Bairen said: "Yes, it is dedicated to the Vulcan."

"It's burning to death." He He'er understood, and just sighed, "Needless to say, the prisoners of the Shuo Kingdom were frozen to death, and the water god's country was drowned... Do you really think these gods are so violent? You What's the use of burning a man to him? It's better to burn a pig to him."

Gan Bairen said with a smile: "It's rare to hear such words from the mouth of a wizard. In fact, I don't think this is done to please the gods, but to sanctify the reason for the massacre."

Tong Tu said, "This is too cruel."

Gan Bairen laughed dryly, and said, "This is war, kid."

He He'er remembered that he had also been a living sacrifice, and was thrown into the river with his hands and feet bound, to be dedicated to the river god.Therefore, he disliked these human sacrifices the most, and only said: "You want to defend the city and attack other places. It is useless to slaughter the prisoners of war. Why not give preferential treatment to the prisoners of war? If soldiers from other cities know that you love to slaughter cities, You must swear to defend the city, and let them know that you treat prisoners of war preferentially, and the resistance may be reduced a lot."

Gan Bairen laughed three times and said: "I look down on cowards the most! If they surrender, I will kill them! I also want to let my soldiers know that we have slaughtered them. If we also fail, we must also kill them." Die badly so they can be motivated! Instead of expecting others to submit, it is better to expect our army to be invincible!"

He He'er thought to himself: It's the logic of a robber.

Gan Bairen said again: "Those prisoners of war must not accept us. We occupied their land, robbed their money, raped their wives and children, and even some of their fathers were not spared. I will not kill them. They will kill me! This is war! Righteousness and so on, when the war is really over, let the lord show it, let him be a good person and win the hearts of the people!"

He He'er was surprised that Gan Bairen was so neat and cruel.However, this is not the first time he has been living in the mortal world, so he also understands this kind of thinking very well.On the contrary, Tongtu Xianjun was quite affected.

Gan Bairen asked again: "Wizard, please go and hold a living sacrifice, otherwise, I will not be polite."

He He'er sneered and said, "Why are you so impolite and kill me?"

Gan Bairen said quickly: "I will rape you first and then kill you, and then tell others that you ended up in the same fate as other wizards, and it's none of my business."

He He'er was stunned.

Gan Bairen smiled again: "Although that sawtooth chrysanthemum sounds scary, I can try it with my sword first to see whether your sawtooth is sharper or mine."

He He'er thought to himself: What kind of general is this, he is simply a bandit.

Gan Bairen laughed and said: "If you really have such a sharp anus, then I will peel off your anus alive, and it will not be bad to make a weapon or a torture instrument."

He He'er said: "What a pervert!"

Gan Bairen smiled and said, "Heroes in troubled times are all perverts! I'm just perverted more directly!"

After finishing speaking, Gan Bairen unsheathed the precious saber and put it on He He'er's neck, and said sharply: "You go, or not?"

"I'll fuck you!" He He'er also responded sharply, only holding the treasured knife in his hand, and folded it outward, the treasured knife broke into two halves immediately!Although He He'er's mana is not as good as that of a Taoist immortal, it is still more than a half-immortal, let alone facing only an ordinary person now?

He He'er put his hands together again, and pulled them out, the room was suddenly plunged into a sea of ​​flames, and Gan Bairen turned pale with shock.He He'er raised his finger, and Gan Bairen was suspended in the air, kicking his feet off the ground, sweating profusely from shock.

"I'll spare you just once." He He'er closed his palms again, and Gan Bairen fell back to the ground with a bang, only to see the cold light disappear, and the sea of ​​fire disappeared in an instant, as if it was just an illusion.Gan Bairen's fall was not light, and his whole body was in pain. Fortunately, he was strong and strong, so he was not injured.Although he was not injured, he was still in shock.

He He'er helped Gan Bairen up, gave another deep salute, and said: "General, I am actually not an ordinary person, but a fairy who came down from the Nine Heavens. I disturbed your army because I wanted to deal with that evil evildoer. I hope the general will stay with you." This immortal has been quiet for a few days, and this immortal will definitely protect you."

Gan Bairen has always been a materialist, and doesn't really believe in ghosts and gods. Now that he saw such a battle, and saw He He'er telling a lie without blushing or panting, he really looked like a fairy, so he believed it. Then he said: "It turned out that I was rude!"

"Those who don't know are not guilty." He He'er replied with a fairy look.

Gan Bairen touched his chin and said, "It turns out that gods are not so beautiful."

He He'er suddenly had the urge to pinch Bairen to death, and replied with a half-smile: "Cultivating immortals is not a beauty pageant, you don't have to be beautiful, as long as you have a heart."

Gan Bairen sighed: "That's right, no matter how beautiful a fairy is, it's not my turn to fuck. It's better not to be so troublesome."

He He'er wanted to complain, "I'm not considered 'not good-looking', but was more curious—curious about how Tongtu, a beautiful fairy, felt about Gan Bairen's words at this moment. But he thought about it, and the same Tu couldn't understand what Gan Bairen said.

He He'er held up a pair of fairy airs and said: "You step back."

Gan Bairen nodded and said, "Then how long do you want to stay?"

He He'er said: "When that evildoer dies, I will return to the sky."

Gan Bairen said: "Then I will burn incense for you then!"

"I'm not dead yet, bad luck!" He He'er waved his hands and said, "Go down, go down..."

Gan Bairen resigned.He thinks that the coming of the gods is not a very big deal, and his main task is still fighting.Of course, he enjoys the thrill of fighting, and naturally he will not pray to the gods to help him deal with the enemy.In modern times, he is the kind of advanced player who is determined not to hang up when playing games.

There are not many things he likes to do, just two things, one is to kill the enemy, but to be a beauty.He is very grateful to the lord for letting him develop these two interests into his specialties and his specialties into his daily life.

So Gan Bairen said to He He'er: "I am absolutely loyal to the lord."

Seeing Gan Bairen's swearing so firmly, He He'er couldn't help but moved, "Then you still be his son?"

Gan Bairen said calmly, "It wasn't his own."

He He'er is still puzzled: "Isn't it possible for me to do it myself?"

Gan Bairen said frankly: "Otherwise, how can you call him a 'godson'?"

He He'er was choked for a moment, but how could he choke so easily with his eloquence?So he quickly retorted: "The lord is still his godfather, why don't you be this father?"

Gan Bairen was stunned for a moment, and retorted: "Only the people in the market and those who are in the golden house are full of 'godfather' and 'godfather'. Those young masters all call the lord as 'foster father'!"

"'Perishable'!" He He'er smiled charmingly.