song of the wind

Think jokes are easy to tell?Tell me a few more to listen to!Come!Say it! "Li Qiu said with a high air.

"I don't have time to fight with you! If I interrupt again, I won't talk about it!" Zuo Linfeng threatened him with a sullen face.

Li Qiu immediately knelt down and yelled to surrender, which made Zuo Lin lose his face, shook his head and smiled and said, "I really can't do anything with you monkey... Others think that Yunyu and I met in the Jianghu, but in fact, I have been with Yunyu since I was a child. We know each other..."

"Is he also from Xiaotian Palace?"

"No, when I was almost 12 years old, in order to get rid of the deadly pressure and maddening training in the palace, I killed two guardians, seriously injured more than a dozen waiting guards, and fled outside the palace..."

Li Qiu was dumbfounded, how could a child be so fierce?

"Although I escaped successfully, I was also seriously injured. I escaped in the wilderness for several days. When I was tired and hungry, I happened to meet Yu who was roasting a hare. I snatched his rabbit and threw him two somersaults , but I made such a fuss, which affected the injury and passed out on the spot. A kind-hearted guy like you rescued me back to the restaurant where he worked. They hid me secretly, and I happened to borrow a restaurant to hide from the people sent by the palace to hunt me down..."

"You just became friends with U?" Li Qiu asked.

"No way! I'm an arrogant young master, how can I look down on such a young man? However, the owner of the restaurant found me and beat and scolded you. When I got angry, I slapped the boss and seriously injured him. As a result, Yu has nowhere to go. I have been used to being served since I was a child. After I escaped, there was no one to serve me. It was inconvenient. I just wanted a servant to run errands, and Yu was good at cooking, so I let him follow. Me, this guy is very well-behaved, knowing that I am good at martial arts, he tried every means to coax me to teach him. Anyway, I didn't have a certain place to go at that time. I just wanted to play freely and teach him when I have time along the way. He is very smart. Everything can be learned once taught, and even I felt a little pity for him..."

"What a pity?" Li Qiu didn't understand.

"It's a pity that he has such a good talent, but he can't meet a master..."

"Didn't you teach him?" Li Qiu didn't understand anymore.

"Idiot! Don't say that I was not mature at that time, have you forgotten what I just said? The real high-level martial arts of Xiaotian Palace must be trained in special methods since childhood. Not everyone can learn it, even if I do it again. Teach him with all your heart, but you can only learn the second-rate martial arts of Xiaotiangong... Especially when I know that he has great ambitions and wants to become famous, I feel even more regretful..."

"I said earlier that you are not that kind of inhuman monster, you are actually very good to your friends..."

"Maybe..." Zuo Linfeng smiled and said, "Or maybe I was just a wayward young master who lost his temper. The more impossible things were, the more I wanted to do them, the more I wanted to get angry with Xiao Tiangong, and use my own method to cultivate you to become a generation of masters I stole a lot of martial arts secrets from many sects, and the essence of the collection was for Yu to study, but I always felt that it is not difficult to make him a general master, but it is still not enough to be a top master, so I took the risk of sneaking back into the palace, stealing Take some ancient and secret volumes of martial arts that have been lost in the palace..."

"What great secrets did you find?"

"Hey! What are you talking about looking for secret books! As soon as I arrived at the archives, I was ambushed and caught by the elders. Betrayal from Xiaotian Palace, stealing secret books, any one of them is a capital crime, and I think I will die this time , but Yu Tiantong has a special status and is the successor of the palace lord. I am one of the only four remaining Yu Tiantong, and I am the only one who has completed the fourth level of Jade Tempering Kung Fu and has a jade bone..."

"What is a jade bone?" Li Qiu didn't understand again.

"Look." Zuo Linfeng handed his wrist in front of Li Qiu, Li Qiu looked at it and was immediately surprised: "Where did the scar on your wrist go?"

"This is the power of the jade bone. As long as the injury is not fatal, the jade bone can heal the injury quickly without leaving a trace of scar..." Zuo Linfeng explained.

"It's amazing! Then what happened to you?" Li Qiu asked in surprise.

3. Bi Huan ([-])

"The result? After discussing with the elders, they didn't execute me immediately, and fined me to be imprisoned in the cold pool prison for [-] days."

"These one hundred and eight days must be difficult..."

"It's not that it's hard to suffer, it's just another kind of death penalty. The water in the cold pool is colder than ice. The disciples who are punished will not have fire or clothes to keep out the cold in the prison, and there will be no food supply... No one can stay in it for a long time. More than 20 days..."

"The rules in your palace are really evil... How can you still survive? They pardoned you early, didn't they?"

Zuo Linfeng smiled bitterly: "How can this be possible? Once the prison door is closed, I will be locked in the dark cold pool to fend for myself. I can only hope for a miracle, other than crashing to death on an icicle. After these one hundred days, I will turn into their master..."

"how so?"

"Punishment in the Cold Pool is also known as the "Breakout Ceremony". First, the prisoner must fast and bathe, and then put on snow-white sacrificial clothes before being sent to the Cold Pool.No matter what serious crime the prisoner commits, as long as these one hundred and eight days pass, he will be able to break through the rough surface, wash away the previous crimes, and become a new generation of masters in the palace. Even so, there have never been any disciples who committed crimes They succeeded, but they all died miserably in the cold pool..."

"But you didn't die! You must have cultivated to become a fairy!" Li Qiu clapped his hands and shouted.

"Stop talking nonsense! Maybe it's because my life is so hard that even the King of Hades doesn't want me?" Zuo Linfeng shrugged slightly: "...I have jade bones to protect me so that I won't get frostbitten by the extremely cold pool water, but this only means I suffered even more. Except for a little bit of snow algae, there was nothing to eat in the prison. After more than ten days, I was tortured by hunger and cold to the point where only half of my life was left. Thinking of Ah Yu’s delicious dishes, it’s even more so. I was so hungry that I wanted to bite my own flesh, and the ice beads turned into frozen pearl meatballs... I wanted to kill myself several times, but at that time I was young and energetic, and I was unwilling to say anything..."

Zuo Linfeng was very calm when he spoke, even with a slight smile, but Li Qiu thought of his danger and helplessness in the water prison at that time, and couldn't help shivering wittily.He stretched out his hand to gently hold Zuo Linfeng Yingjie's slender right hand, and said emotionally: "No wonder you survived the hard days before, so you have experienced many terrible things..."

"You've always regarded me as a weak scholar! Boss Qiu!" Zuo Linfeng laughed.

Old Li Qiu blushed, and said embarrassingly: "Who knew you have such a great ability? If I had known that I was overestimated, I would have ignored you!"

"No! You're not overthinking yourself, you brought back Zuo Linfeng who had been dead for four years..." Zuo Linfeng held Li Qiu's hand instead, and said sincerely.

Although Li Qiu had a thick skin, he felt a little feverish at the moment, and said with a smirk, "You're exaggerating, right?"

"Idiot!" Zuo Linfeng cursed in a low voice, and then laughed again: "It's no wonder you look at me like that. I don't understand anything except killing people and fighting, and reciting crooked poems. I can't live without being served. During the days when I escaped from the palace, if there were no yu to serve me, I would have become a disheveled little beggar! During the more than [-] days in the cold pool, apart from being cold and hungry, you can guess that I felt What is the most uncomfortable thing?"

"You said that the cold pool is so scary, how can people guess?"

"There is no change of clothes! There is water everywhere, but I don't know how to wash clothes. At first, I didn't feel it when I was on the verge of life and death. Later, when I got a turn, I felt that the clothes on my body smelled unbearably..." Zuo Linfeng smiled.

"Then you've been a beggar for a few years and can you bear it?" Li Qiu wondered in his heart, but he hurriedly asked, "What's the turning point?"

"When I was going crazy with despair, I accidentally smashed an icicle. Who knew there was a nest of live ice lizards hidden under the icicle. At that time, I was so hungry that I was dying of hunger. Regardless of whether this thing is poisonous or not, Grabbed one of them and swallowed it with the skin and bones, and then I realized it was disgusting..."

"When I'm hungry, I think a lot! If it were me, I would have dug up the mud on the ground to eat! You survived by relying on this litter?"

"Yes, but it's not that cheap. It's a mischief if you eat it. In the extremely cold ice pool, I was so hot that I was so hot that I was sweating profusely. At first I thought the ice lizard was poisonous, but I didn't know This thing is both yang and fierce, and even the flames of the jade seeds on my body are attracted by it. If it gets out of control, the meridians in my whole body will be burned to pieces, and I will die a tragic death. I have to fight my fate to borrow ice The extreme cold of the lake to resist, just like this until the heat faded away, and the cold began to be unbearable again. Eating is suffering, and if you don’t eat, you have to wait for death. eat…"

"You have endured like this for a hundred days?" Li Qiu felt it was unimaginable.

"To be precise, it was 110 five days. After I endured the torment of two ice and fire attacks, I found that my skills had improved a lot, and I immediately gave birth to hope. I concentrated on my cultivation. There was no day and night in the cold pool. How long did I last, even after my sentence was over, the elders saw that instead of dying in the pool, I had entered the critical juncture of my cultivation, and they didn't dare to disturb me. Shattering the chains on my body and going out, from that moment on, I became the new master of Xiaotian Palace."

"Does Yunyu know what happened to you?"

"I didn't tell him about my return to the palace to steal the secret volume. Later, I brought half of the Xiangyun Daoshu to him and told him the whole story, and he scolded me for not knowing what to do, hehe..." Zuo Linfeng said, Still the same dead or alive.

Li Qiu had no choice but to sigh: "You really don't know how to live or die... Hey, are those elders allowing you to leave the palace?"

Zuo Linfeng said with a cold face: "Hmph! At that time, I was already their master, who would dare to control me? I like to search for whatever I like in the file room, and if the room is turned upside down, I have to clean up the aftermath for me.